Ji Xiaoyu took a bath with his son's boy urinating. When he came out of the shower, he saw that Cheng Bubble had put on a small dress and diapers on his buttocks, crawling around on the carpet in the room. , the action is neat. Cheng Yutang handed him a rattle, he rolled over and sat up, grabbed it in his hand, and rattled it happily.
Ji Xiaoyu wanted to spank his son's ass just now, but now he is full of joy like all the stupid dads in the world, hehe, my son is so smart and so cute!
Cheng's father and Cheng's mother also sat on the side and watched intently, like a child watching a giant panda on TV.
Cheng's father also boasted: "Our family Bubble is so capable, it doesn't look like a newborn baby at all."
Cheng's mother sighed: "Isn't it? It looks like a half-year-old baby, but it is much smarter than a normal child of this age."
After a pause, he asked Cheng Yutang again: "Tangtang, you and Xiaoyu suddenly have such an old son, how do you explain it to outsiders?"
Cheng Yutang had thought about this question for a long time, "It is said that Xiaoyu and I gave birth to a child through some special technological means, and I have also prepared the birth certificate and related documents to ensure that everything is safe and no one can find out the problem. ."
Mother Cheng was relieved, "That's good."
Father Cheng thought for a moment and said, "Why don't we set up a half-year-old banquet for Bubble in a few days, and officially share it with some relatives and friends, so as to save them guessing, and what do you think about the future growth of Bubble? Sample?"
Ji Xiaoyu didn't care, and had no idea about this, so he went to see Bubble's father.
Cheng Yutang happily replied: "Dad, you are very thoughtful, just do as you say."
Cheng Bubble suddenly crawled up to his dad, grabbed one of his fingers and stuffed it into his mouth. But he didn't have any teeth yet, so he couldn't chew, just licked his dad's fingers full of drool.
Ji Xiaoyu was so itchy that she wanted to laugh, and quickly pulled out her fingers.
Cheng Bubble was unrelenting, and a pair of small fat hands grabbed the hem of his clothes and climbed onto him, arching back and forth like a big fat worm.
Ji Xiaoyu said strangely: "Bubble, what are you looking for? Dad doesn't have any toys."
Cheng Bubble pressed his small head against his chest, humming and not knowing what he was talking about.
Mother Cheng covered her lips and smiled and said, "Bubble is probably hungry and is looking for milk."
Ji Xiaoyu blushed instantly, and under someone's half-smiley eyes, she shoved Cheng Bubble into his arms, and said angrily, "I don't have any milk, so I'll go to your father!"
Cheng Yutang pinched his ears and got up to make milk powder for his son who was waiting to be fed.
Mother Cheng had prepared a large feeding bottle, quickly filled 200ml of milk, and then exhorted: "Tangtang, you support the bubble with one arm, the head should be higher than the body, when breastfeeding Don't shake."
Cheng Yutang promised to hug his son, then took the bottle, put the pacifier to his mouth, and said softly, "Bubble, drink milk."
Cheng Bubble grabbed the pacifier in one gulp and drank it vigorously, making a loud gurgling sound.
Cheng's father praised: "We Bubble are really energetic, we are really strong guys!"
Ji Xiaoyu raised his chest proudly, that's not it, my son is still wrong, just follow me!
In a blink of an eye, a large bottle of milk was drank, and Cheng Bubble didn't seem to be full, so he whimpered in dissatisfaction while sucking the empty bottle.
Cheng's mother hurriedly flushed another bottle, and Cheng Bubble drank it bluntly again, and this time she stopped calling.
Mother Cheng said again: "Tangtang, hold Bubble upright, put it on your shoulders and pat your back."
Cheng Yutang did what they said again, and after filming for a while, Cheng Bubble burped loudly with an "uh" sound.
"Okay, okay, now I'm comfortable." Cheng's mother smiled, "I think our bubbles are so strong, I'm afraid we can't just drink milk, we have to add some complementary food. Next time, I will make him some rice cereal to feed him. Vegetable juice or something."
Ji Xiaoyu sighed, raising a child is really not easy, Grandpa Hou really didn't lie to him back then.
Thanks to Cheng's mother's experience and Bubble's father's strong execution, otherwise he will definitely be in a hurry to let him do it himself.
It was only at night that he realized that the previous ones were nothing, and the real test was coming.
At dinner, Mother Cheng also said that the old couple helped them bring bubbles at night. How could Ji Xiaoyu be so embarrassed that the old man was tired during the day and at night, so he patted his chest and assured that there would be absolutely no problem with bringing it by himself, but he agreed.
At half past eight in the evening, the husband and wife worked together to give Cheng Bubble a bath.
When Cheng Bubble was still in the form of a chicken, he liked to play with water. When it rained, there were small puddles in the yard, and he would step and play for a long time. Several times, I wanted to jump into the water lily pond in the corner of the yard and almost drowned. For the sake of safety, Cheng's father had to fill the pond with soil and plant a begonia tree.
Now it's even worse. Sitting in the bathtub for a second is restless, slaps the water continuously, and squawks happily when the two dads are splashed with water all over their faces. As a result, the whole family of three is wet after a bath. , the bathroom is also like water flooding Jinshan.
Cheng Bubble refused to come out after washing, clinging to the edge of the bathtub and not letting go, the husband and wife had to let him play for another quarter of an hour, and then forcibly took him out to dry his body.
Cheng Bubble didn't play enough, he frowned and was unhappy, and his mouth was "ummm" as if protesting.
"I've been playing for a long time. When you grow up, learn to swim and soak in the pool." Ji Xiaoyu put his naked son on the bed and flicked his forehead lightly.
Cheng Yutang was about to put on a diaper for Cheng Bubble, when he heard a "pululu" under the little guy's butt. There was a pile of soft gold on the bed, and the bedroom suddenly filled with a unique smell. , that's called a sour.
Husband and wife: "… "
Ji Xiaoyu covered her nose and said angrily, "This little bastard, he didn't pull it in the toilet just now, but pulls it as soon as he put it on the bed. It's clearly intentional trouble! That's good, the sheets that were changed yesterday have to be changed again today!"
"I'll change it, because I didn't put the diaper pad on the bed beforehand." Cheng Yutang smiled helplessly, "The bubbles are still small, so I can't control the bowels and bowels by myself. It's better to grow up."
So Cheng Yutang changed the sheets, Ji Xiaoyu washed the little guy's buttocks, put on a diaper, and then wrapped diapers.
Ji Xiaoyu has always thought that she is very smart and learns everything quickly, but during the day, she changed Cheng Bubble's diapers twice under the guidance of Cheng's mother. With a kick, the diaper that was just wrapped was opened.
After tossing and sweating, I finally managed to wrap it up, and then put on small clothes and became a clean and beautiful baby again.
At 9:30, Cheng Yutang fed Cheng Bubble a bottle of milk, burped his son and put his son on the crib next to their big bed, and then sang a lullaby: "Sleep in peace, baby, Wei Lan. The night sky is so beautiful, the little stars blink, accompany you to sleep peacefully..."
Cheng Bubble had slept for two hours in the afternoon, and now he was very happy to hear it with his big bright eyes, and occasionally hummed along with it.
Ji Xiaoyu was lying on the big bed, and he was very happy to hear it. His father's voice was soft and magnetic, very pleasant. In popular words, it can make people's ears get pregnant, hehe.
After Cheng Yutang sang a song slowly and leisurely, Cheng Bubble yawned, his eyes were half-open and half-closed, as if he was about to fall asleep.
At this time, his mobile phone suddenly rang, and it was a call from an executive of the company. Most of the time the call came because there was something more important, so Ji Xiaoyu made a gesture for him to go out to pick him up, and then he went to put his son to sleep.
After Cheng Yutang went out, Ji Xiaoyu opened her mouth and sang a song she was most familiar with: "You are my little, little apple, no matter how much I love you, the little red face warms my heart, click The fire that lights up my life is..."
"Ah woo wow!"
Cheng Bubble, who was a little drowsy, suddenly opened his eyes again, waving his arms and kicking his legs while calling, as if to accompany him.
Ji Xiaoyu secretly thought that something was wrong, and quickly abandoned "Little Apple", and stuttered to sing the lullaby that Bubble's father sang just now.
But it didn't work. The more he sang, Cheng Bubble became obviously more refined. Halfway through the song, he even rolled over, using his hands and feet to climb over the railings of the crib to climb onto the big bed, and almost fell off.
Ji Xiaoyu had no choice but to carry his son onto the big bed, pointed his nose and said displeased, "Cheng Bubble, what are you doing on Dad and Daddy's bed, why don't you go to bed soon!"
Cheng Bubble naturally wouldn't answer, but just crawled around on the big bed with great interest, looking here and smelling it, like a puppy. After a while, he crawled over to the pillow, and somehow reached out and grabbed it. From under the pillow, he grabbed a box with small bananas painted on the package and waved it excitedly like a rattle.
Ji Xiaoyu's face became hot, and she hurriedly grabbed the box of small bananas, and said with a stern face: "Little villain, this is not a toy, you can't move around, you know?"
Cheng Yutang understands that he is now pregnant with a second egg, and his energy is not as good as before. Recently, he used condoms when he was in love at night, so as not to spend time cleaning up afterwards.
Cheng Bubble was unhappy and stretched out his fat hand to grab the little banana back. Of course Ji Xiaoyu couldn't give it to him, so he could only get out of bed and get a bunch of toys in exchange.
Cheng Bubble was distracted, no longer attached to the little banana, and turned to fiddling with the pile of toys.
Two hours later, Cheng Yutang called and dealt with another urgent business, and returned to the bedroom with a stack of faxed documents. Cheng Bubble sat on the big bed and chewed on a baby chew with relish. Bubble's father was blocking it by the side of the bed. He was already asleep, and one leg fell out of the bed, and it looked like he was about to roll off at any time.
He stepped forward and picked up Bubble's father, moved it to the bed and put it away. Ji Xiaoyu opened his eyes and woke up, yawning and asking, "Tangtang, what time is it?"
"It's almost twelve o'clock." Cheng Yutang leaned over and touched his head, "Baby, go back to sleep, I'll watch Bubbles."
When Cheng Bubble heard his name, he immediately crawled over, squeezed in between the two of them, and patted this one with a smile on his face, and then touched that one.
Ji Xiaoyu had a headache and said, "It's so late, why is this little ancestor still not sleeping?"
"You may be a little excited about the transformation on the first day." Cheng Yutang smiled, "It's okay, you can sleep, I'm not sleepy, I just have a few documents to look at."
Although I have been on vacation at home, I still have to do official business. However, Cheng Yutang had to accompany his parents and his lover to accompany his son during the day. Basically, there was no spare time, and most of the things could only be dealt with at night. Ji Xiaoyu occasionally wakes up from a dream in the middle of the night and sees that Bubble's father hasn't slept yet, and is still working by sitting on the bedside with a light on.
Ji Xiaoyu took the initiative to hug the man's neck, kissed him hard on the face, and said a little distressed: "Dad, you are working too hard, how can your body bear it like this?"
Cheng Yutang clasped the back of his head and gave him a deep kiss, released him after more than ten seconds, and said softly: "It's not hard, with you by your side, everything will be happy - don't worry, baby, I'm not trying to coax him. You just said that, but I really don't feel tired. Since I've been with you, I feel that my body and energy have improved a lot, and my thinking has become clearer. Even if I stay up late at night, I will not feel sleepy during the day. , you really are my little lucky star."
Ji Xiaoyu was both happy and confused, "Why is this? Our situation is just the opposite. Could it be that my energy has been transferred to you?"
Just as Cheng Yutang was about to answer, Cheng Bubble, who was left out in the cold, was unhappy, and interrupted him with a cry, grabbing at the front of his shirt to show his sense of existence.
Cheng Yutang also kissed the little guy on the forehead, "Bubble, you are also Daddy's little lucky star."
Cheng Bubble was satisfied, lying between the two of them, opened his mouth and yawned, and a little fat hand grabbed one of his father's little fingers instead.
Ji Xiaoyu's heart softened, so he held it like this. Cheng Yutang took a small sheet and covered it with him, and hummed a lullaby again.
In less than a minute this time, Cheng Bubble closed his eyes and fell asleep, sleeping peacefully like a little angel.
Ji Xiaoyu breathed a sigh of relief, finally being able to sleep peacefully.
However, the son slept in the middle of the big bed, and the husband and wife dubbed it a night snack in addition to three meals a day, that is, the routine "entertainment" before going to bed every night was not easy to carry out.
Cheng Yutang could see at a glance what he was thinking with his frowning brows, so he whispered, "Dear, let's sleep like this today, and make it up to you another day."
"It doesn't matter if you make up or not, a little restraint is good for your health." Ji Xiaoyu's face became hot, and he pretended to be serious, "His father, you should go to bed earlier when you read the information."
"Yes, his father."
At three o'clock in the second half of the night, when the husband and wife were fast asleep, they were suddenly awakened by the sound of wow wah wah.
Cheng Yutang turned on the bedside lamp, and saw Cheng Bubble lying between the two with his eyes open and his mouth open, his arms and calves moving around together. The little guy didn't cry, but his voice was really loud in the quiet night. Cheng Yutang hurriedly patted to comfort him, but it had no effect.
Ji Xiaoyu rubbed his eyes and asked sleepily, "What's wrong with my son? Have you had a nightmare?"
Cheng Yutang said, "It shouldn't be, I guess I'm hungry."
"Oh, it's really troublesome..." Ji Xiaoyu muttered.
He remembered what Cheng's mother said during the day, that babies under one year old need to eat several times a day, and they are likely to wake up hungry at night for milk.
"It's okay, you go to sleep, I'll feed Bubble." Cheng Yutang said and got out of bed. After a while, he filled a large bottle of milk and picked Cheng Bubble to feed.
Cheng Bubble stopped shouting immediately, and took a big gulp from the pacifier.
After drinking a whole bottle of milk and burping it out, Cheng Yutang put his son back on the bed again, then turned off the lights and lay down.
As a result, three minutes later, when Ji Xiaoyu was about to see Duke Zhou again, he heard a muffled sound in Cheng Bubble's diaper, and then the sour smell permeated it again.
Ji Xiaoyu: "..."
Cheng Yutang turned on the light again and jokingly said, "Our family eats and pulls more bubbles, otherwise how could they grow so fast."
Ji Xiaoyu held her forehead, raising a child is really scary, thinking about having one in her stomach makes her head even bigger.
After the second treasure is born, he must resolutely use contraception, and he will give birth again, no, no!
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