"Honey, what is this?" Not wanting Andy to see her listless, Snow Flower showed a fragile smile to her partner.
"Baby and the others are back, and their uncle is with them." Andy smiled, and then handed him the small bundle: "This is the gift they brought back for you."
"Oh? They're back?" As fellow villagers who share a common hometown, Xue Hua and Meng Jiuzhao still have a good relationship, and they are naturally very happy to hear that he is back.
This is the first gift he received that was wrapped so perfectly after he came to this world—Xuehua thought happily, and put the gift on the table at home, and Xuehua began to unwrap the present.
Gu Lunsa's gift was wrapped tightly, but she couldn't stand Xuehua's hundreds of years of gift opening experience. The moment the last knot was untied and the contents inside were revealed, Xuehua was stunned.
As a tree person, Xuehua's sense of smell is not good, and the lump that Gu Lunsa gave him is too big, so big that people can't see what it is, so, in order to further confirm, Xuehua carefully Lowering his head slightly, he brought his nose closer to the "gift" on the table, he moved his nose lightly, and then—
He smelled the greatest malice from the entire universe.
Xue Hua stood up with a livid complexion, stomped out, threw the pile of gifts in his hand, and then rushed out angrily!
He, want, go, find, Meng, Jiu, Zhao, calculate, account!
Dazed by anger, Xuehua ran out at an unprecedented speed, he jumped up so fast that he didn't hear the call from his partner at all: "Honey, you forgot to bring your wig!!!!!! !"
It's a pity that Xuehua didn't hear such an important matter.
Really sad news.
The bald-headed Xuehua then ran angrily to the place where everyone in the tribe eats barbecue. Seeing Meng Jiuzhao, he immediately passed by. Unfortunately, Meng Jiuzhao kept his back to him and talked to the people behind him. Xuehua waited, waited, waited. After a long time, Meng Jiuzhao didn't realize that he wanted to shut up, so he finally couldn't help but poked Meng Jiuzhao's shoulder.
The moment he turned around and saw the snowflakes, Meng Jiuzhao's expression became embarrassing!
"Snow flower, what's wrong with you?" Looking at the idol's naked head in surprise, Meng Jiuzhao couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear. He thought for a long time, and finally chose a veiled way of saying: "You don't look... it is good… "
"Of course I don't look good! The gift you gave me—" Xue Hua's reaction now could be said to be furious. He was about to protest sternly, when suddenly, he noticed the person behind Meng Jiuzhao.
( ⊙ o ⊙) Ah!
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty!!!!" The moment she saw Louis, Xue Hua's face turned even greener. For the plant department, this was the expression of their extreme excitement/anger.
Xue Hua's face was blue before because she was angry, but now her face is green because she is excited.
Snow Flower's excitement can be imagined when the big man who used to be seen only on the universal banknotes now appears in front of him alive!
"?" Louis tilted his head, and his ability to recognize faces was not very high. After observing for a long time, he realized that the bald man in front of him turned out to be Snow Flower. For Snow Flower, who grew up with him, Louis was naturally close , So he showed a friendly smile.
Snow Flower's face is so blue that it is about to turn black ￣▽￣
This, this, this... Their majesty has never shown the slightest smile in any public place!
If the scene in front of him is photographed and sent to the newspaper, he will become famous immediately! (← Hey! You were already famous back then!)
No one knows that Xuehua, who has been a popular idol in the universe for hundreds of years, actually has a real ideal in her heart to be a political and economic reporter. And the person he most wants to follow up and report on is His Majesty Louis, the biggest figure in the universe and the emperor with the most mysterious private life.
Snow Flower is His Majesty's brainless fan.
Snow Flower was so excited to meet his idol, that when Louis asked him next time, he happily gave an affirmative answer.
Louie: "... did you like the gift for you?"
Snow Flower: "I really like it~(≧▽≦)/~"
Meanwhile, Andy arrives late with Snowflake's wig.
"Here." Putting the wig on his partner's head carefully, Andy finally tidied it up for him.
It wasn't until now that I realized that my head was running naked all the time, and the snowflakes had melted away.
Then-
There's no after that.
The things that people least want people to know have been known, Xuehua simply went all out, and sent her fake to Abai, who had been staring at her eagerly, Xuehua, a bachelor with a bald head, went to drink water next to Meng Jiuzhao and Em I went to eat meat.
My male god is so confident!
The real male god can stand the test of baldness!
Looking at the male god with a light bulb head on his head, Meng Jiuzhao was deeply moved again. As if they had never been apart, the two fellow countrymen got together and began to gossip as usual.
"It turns out that Louis is really that Louis!" Snow Flower's voice was full of emotion: "I was shocked when I saw him. I actually played His Majesty's dumb hair when I was a child!"
"..." Listening to Xue Hua's emotion, Meng Jiuzhao fell silent. What could he say? Was he more shocked than Snowflake when he saw Louis in human form for the first time
Snowflake just played His Majesty's stupid hair, but she... was the one who slept with His Majesty!
Orz
Not wanting to continue talking about Louis, Meng Jiuzhao began to ask gossip about the tribe after he left. Obviously, even though the tree shape has been maintained, this has not affected Snow Flower's control over the affairs of the tribe.
"Nazha fell in love with a small leopard cat (a small cat species), but she was too excited during courtship and crushed him to death—"
What a tragedy!
"In the name of selling eggs, Pola went to other tribes to meet up several times. Because the balls are very heavy, every time Pola asked Holstein to help her carry the eggs, who knows how many times I came down, no one looked at them. Go to Paula and fight for Hall!"
This...although it deserves sympathy, but it somehow makes sense...
"Sall was discovered once in human form, and he turned out to be a young and beautiful boy!!! He must have never changed his human form because he was too young!"
This must be a surprise!
Xuehua told Meng Jiuzhao one by one what happened in the tribe during this period, and at the end of the hearing, Meng Jiuzhao summed up what happened during this period in one sentence: nothing happened.
Not a single female was married off, and not a single male was married in.
Except Sita.
"Sita has been pregnant with a baby for a long time, but finally she gave birth to an egg." Mentioning Sita, Xue Hua's expression was obviously a little sad: "It's a pity that Sita happened to help Haru's chicken farm when she laid the egg, and the egg was born. The eggs just happened to be laid in a pile of eggs, and all the eggs looked exactly the same, there was no other way but to put them all on Haru's side to hatch."
Hearing this news, Meng Jiuzhao could only silently type out six points in his mind:...
After gossiping about everyone's recent situation, Xue Hua still had a lot to say, so he found another topic and shared it enthusiastically with Meng Jiuzhao: "Speaking of this, do you know who is the most popular person in the tribe recently?"
"This... it should be Xuehua, right?" Meng Jiuzhao immediately said, in his eyes, Xuehua is the man who has been the number one most popular bachelor for hundreds of years! Even now, Snowflake's looks are awesome!
Snow Flower's head drooped immediately.
Not paying attention to Xuehua's reaction, seeing that he stopped talking, Em finally freed his mouth between eating meat, "It's not Xuehua~ it's Haru!"
"Huh?" This... was unexpected.
***
Abai finally got a complete "roasted chicken", and dragged the roasted chicken to Haru's feet, where he lay on the ground and gnawed intently. Looking at such a Kantas cub, Gulunsa smiled very enigmatically.
As dull as Haru finally noticed the look in his eyes.
"Uh... baby's uncle... has he taken a fancy to Abai...'s roast chicken?"
That kind of staring at something hard, in Haru's eyes, is exactly the same as Abai's small appearance of wanting to eat roast chicken.
So Haru roasted another chicken and sent it to Gulunsa.
Looking away from Abai's pouted round butt for a while, Gulunsa looked at the grilled chicken that Haru handed over, and then at Haru. He was surprised.
"I'll eat it for you. You've been feeding George Alice and eating food all the time. You haven't eaten yet?" This was the first time he saw Haru formally. A pair of very nice black eyes.
Gu Lunsa, who is used to taking care of people, has been taking care of his nephew's cubs and his father. Until now, he hasn't bothered to eat a piece of barbecue. What he didn't notice, but the man in front of him discovered it.
The feeling of being cared for for the first time... a bit weird.
Thinking in his heart, Gulunsa took the barbecue from Haru, thought for a while, and said thank you.
Then Haru left happily.
Back next to Abai, he gave the little guy a plate of crunchy grass and forced him to eat it. Abai obviously didn't want to eat it, but he didn't know what Haru said. In the end, he happily ate the grass, and finally added another plate on his own initiative.
Seeing the cub eating so deliciously, Gu Lunsa didn't realize that he also unknowingly took a plate of crunchy grass that he usually dislikes most and ate it.
Everyone had a great time tonight.
Everyone ate a round belly, and everyone happily helped each other back to sleep in the nest.
Naturally, Meng Jiuzhao and Lu Yi went back to their father's lair to sleep, while Gu Lunsa went back with Meng.
The reunited father and son must have a lot to say, right
Seeing the figures of uncle and grandpa leaving, Meng Jiuzhao was suddenly touched.
I also have a lot to say to my father!
After catching up with the fathers and Louis in front, Meng Jiuzhao couldn't wait to see his lair!
This night was different from usual, but nothing different.
After chatting with Meng Jiuzhao all night, Xuehua finally looked the same as usual. Seeing such snowflakes, Andy finally breathed a sigh of relief, and sent his sons to sleep, and he also went to sleep with Xuehua.
It is worth mentioning that, like all the little tree people, the three cubs of Snow Flower's family slept standing in the yard. They are still young and cannot maintain their human form for a long time every day. For a long time, they need to become prototypes, with their roots deeply penetrated into the soil, absorbing nutrients and water from the ground.
For them, the land in the yard is their bed.
At this moment, there is something extra on their bed.
"What is this?" When the roots were about to sink into the soil, Ah Da felt a lump under his feet with sharp eyes.
So Ah Er leaned over, and after careful identification, he finally confirmed the identity of this lump: "This is a pile of poop."
"How can poop be placed on the ground?" Ah San immediately screamed.
The three cubs looked at me and I looked at you, and then they worked together to dig a hole in the yard and buried their poop in the hole.
The finished poop should be buried—by Aunt Sita
The three little saplings are obedient and good children, so naturally they would not let a pile of poop stand in the middle of the yard as if no one was around. After all this was done, they became prototypes, happily rooted their roots deep into the soil, and the three cubs snored and fell asleep.
The next day, when the unexplained snowflake turned into a prototype as usual and slept in the yard, he didn't notice that there was something more in the dirt under his feet.
Something, something he avoided...
￣▽￣
After sleeping in the dirt on the poop for several days without knowing it, one morning, Xuehua was pleasantly surprised to find a new layer of small stubble growing on her scalp.
"It must be because I washed my feet with the mountain spring water on the west mountain these days~" he thought happily.
Just keep him happy.
Amen-