Primitive Once Again

Chapter 60: Academic Meng Jiuzhao

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As soon as the silly father Blake was moved, he forgot to ask the cub to catch a horned sheep every day.

But Meng Jiuzhao did not forget, he began to reflect on himself, and was lucky to become the cub of the world's top predator (does he feel like a rich second generation!?), he has not experienced any risk since birth, Because his father's protection is so strict, he almost forgot that this is a world where either hunting or being hunted...

This is very dangerous.

The fathers and younger brothers are all Kantas, they are born strong, so occasionally a little common sense will not cause life-related consequences, but Meng Jiuzhao himself is a complete human being, without the protection of his father, his fate may not be good It will be miserable.

Must reflect!

Just do it! Meng Jiuzhao decided to be a good student tomorrow.

He seldom played with other cubs in the past. On the one hand, Black didn't want the cubs to be too far away from him, and on the other hand, Meng Jiuzhao himself didn't want to play with a group of little kids, but now it seems that he Missed a lot.

It is said that in nature, the cubs of lions and wolves will chase each other, gnaw and bite, and polar bears will also play with small stones after eating and drinking... It is said that most animals that like to play games are at the top of their food chain , They maintain their competitiveness in the wild by playing games. In the game, everyone will take turns to play the role of predator and prey, so the game is not just a game, but also to understand their own talents, and to be familiar with all kinds of skills to be mastered in future life. It is an opportunity to learn skills, and games are the cubs' classroom. It is absolutely wrong to skip class and not play with everyone!

So, the next morning, when Blake habitually wanted to pick him up to find food, Meng Jiuzhao justly refused.

"I'm going to school! It's wrong to skip class!" Meng Jiuzhao's attitude was very serious. He didn't think he was so serious when he went to school in his previous life.

If you didn't study hard in your previous life, you would fail at most. If you don't study hard in this life, your whole life will die!

"Go to school? Skip class?" Blake was confused by the new terms.

"I think the baby means that he wants to play with other cubs." Bai whispered to his partner's ear.

Meng Jiuzhao nodded solemnly.

Then, Blake was sad.

Yesterday I was very worried that the cub had become too weak under my protection, and today I started to feel sad that the cub's wings were stiff and wanted to leave the nest ← Dad's heart is made of glass.

"Baby, look at those females are so fierce, what should you do if you are bitten by them? Why don't you go outside and play with Dad?" Black tried to dissuade his cub, "Daddy can become a prototype today and let you ride on his neck Oh!"

Usually, the cubs like to sit on the father's neck. The father's neck is very strong, the scales are smooth, and the back and tail slide down smoothly. They can slide down the slide. However, because he often acts with other people, Black doesn't often become a prototype.

"No! I'm going to school! I want to learn how to hunt hard!" Meng Jiuzhao hesitated for two seconds, swayed between his father's neck and his life, finally gritted his teeth, and resolutely insisted on his will. Clenching his small fists, he said loudly, "Dad, just wait! I will definitely get you a horned sheep every day!"

"... Actually, Dad doesn't like horn sheep at all. Dad just wants the bald cub to sit on Dad's neck!" Seeing the thin body of his cub walking out of the nest without looking back, Blake was stunned. .

"Let him go, and when he is bullied by the females, he will never bark and play with other cubs again." Bai comforted his partner, but it is really true for a father to beat a cub like this. okay

In any case, Meng Jiuzhao sat safely in the cubs' playground, and his serious expression affected Louis, so Louis also sat down beside him. Since Meng Jiuzhao came here today with the idea of changing his appearance to be a good student, he arrived very early, and most of the other cubs were still sleeping in bed. They came one after another when their parents went out to hunt.

You guys, you're an hour late, you know that? Meng Jiuzhao silently accused the other five cubs with his eyes.

His eyes were naturally ignored.

Just like children always have regular playmates at school, the cubs also have a fixed game partner. Soon, the five female cubs were divided into groups in a three-plus-two pattern and began to play.

Their first game is braiding.

Meng Jiuzhao: ...

Well, braiding should not be underestimated. Braiding requires the dexterous cooperation of ten fingers. If you want to successfully weave a beautiful braid, you need to use actions such as "hook", "clamp", and "plug". It's the best brain exercise for cubs.

So, calling Louis over, Meng Jiuzhao began to practice his braiding skills. In less than three minutes, a beautiful braid appeared on top of Louis' head.

Meng Jiuzhao said after flicking the Louis Twist-shaped little hair, "It's so easy to make braids or something!" uh-huh-

The Kantas brothers are very harmonious here, and the women's side is not the same at all. It has to be said that these female men have completely inherited their mothers in terms of aesthetics, which can be described as a terrible mess. Their hands are also too strong, they yank eastward and westward, and when the person with the pigtails is pulled beyond endurance, a scuffle erupts immediately.

Meng Jiuzhao stared dumbfounded at the girl rolling into a ball under her feet.

He touched his chin: This... Could it be that the next class has already started unconsciously? This should be the so-called fighting game, right? It is said that the fighting games among animals can exercise their coordination ability well. Fighting games are a kind of intimate fighting, which may seem fierce, but in fact it is very measured. The cubs cooperate well and will never cause damage. Chasing, hiding, fighting... These are all part of the game and part of their future life.

Meng Jiuzhao was eager to try, and just when he was hesitating whether to join them, he heard a roar, and Sita was like a huge black tower falling from the sky, cruelly suppressing the games of the females.

"How many times have I said, don't fight! Don't fight! Don't fight!" Sita peeled them off layer by layer with each hand, and looked at Paula who was lifted in the air and still didn't forget to bite the clothes of the person below, Sita had black lines on her face He slapped her little butt.

"The well-tied pigtails are all loose, you naughty bastards!" After slapping the cubs one by one, Sita sat down and began to re-tie the pigtails one by one.

Uh... So, those were not the so-called "fighting games" just now, but pure nonsense fights... weren't they

Meng Jiuzhao silently retracted his eager paws, and sat back down again.

He felt that he was a fool for observing the behavior of other cubs so seriously and trying to learn hunting skills from them.

"Yo? Isn't this the baby of the Black family and Louis? It's so rare to see you here." After tidying up the girls, Sita noticed the two young men.

"Chirp~" Louis tweeted politely.

"Hello, Sita." Meng Jiuzhao also greeted, he thought for a while, and finally decided to get straight to the point, "Sita, we are not brats anymore, should we consider doing something for the tribe? This time I came here to ask you Something about hunting."

Sita blushed with shame.

Looking at the little male whose height was less than her thigh, she thought of herself when she was eight or nine years old. At that time, she was not yet weaned. Just like this group of little females now, she knew how to fight every day. That's why it's so embarrassing when you leave the group—

"Jiujiu?" Louis also added a few words.

Sita looked at Meng Jiuzhao in confusion.

"Louis asked where can I catch horned sheep?" Meng Jiuzhao dutifully translated.

Sita coughed twice.

"You asked a good question, and it's really time to teach you the common sense of hunting."

Meng Jiuzhao hurriedly sat down, and he didn't forget to pull Louis up when he sat down. Probably because the two brothers were too serious, the little females who had never sat down honestly looked at each other, and then sat down cross-legged .

Being stared at by fourteen big eyes flickeringly, Sita suddenly felt that the responsibility was heavy.

After serious thinking for a while, Teacher Sita began to give a lecture.

"Today is the first class, so let's start with the place we live in—"

Although Sita was giving a serious lecture for the first time, she knew too much about the land where she lived. From her mouth, Meng Jiuzhao had a general understanding of the place where she lived for the first time.

Sita said that in the spring, the glaciers on the west side will start to melt, and when the last snow stops, there will be a very delicious white fish passing by the thinnest part of the glaciers, as long as the river there is cut off, countless white fish can be caught Sita said that the horned cattle live behind the hills in the east, and the horned cattle will come there to graze in summer, so it is right to go to the east to catch the horned cattle in summer; Sita said that when autumn comes, they will go to the north. There are patches of shrubs there, which will bear a large piece of red fruit every autumn. The white snow is dotted with patches of red, which is very beautiful. Of course, the fruit is also very delicious; Sita also said, Winter is the cruelest time. Fruits and vegetables become extremely scarce, carnivorous animals become extremely cruel, and meat becomes unpalatable. When you really can’t find food, you should pay attention to the snowy ground. Pay special attention when there are blowholes, because there must be hibernating prey underneath, and it will take no effort to get them.

The cubs were all fascinated.

Meng Jiuzhao took notes on the slate while listening.

"Sita, tell me more! Tell me more!" In this era without bedtime stories, the cubs were fascinated by Sita's hunting lessons, and kept begging Sita to talk more.

Unexpectedly, I found that lectures can make these cubs who are usually mischievous everywhere so obedient. However, it would be a sin to let these little guys think that hunting means going outside to pick up food when they are hungry, so Sita took a sip of water Continued.

"However, getting prey is not so simple—"

"Predation of any kind of prey has to go through the steps of searching, chasing, killing, hauling, and eating. Therefore, when deciding on the diet of the day, it is necessary to comprehensively consider the physical strength consumed by the above steps and the hunting target. It’s like the relationship between Paula’s favorite mouse.” Sita gave an example, “How much meat do you eat for a meal, Paula?”

Paula, who was asked the question for the first time, was stunned for a while, and after a while she made up her mind, "I can eat meat as big as three snow rabbit grandpas!"

"Eh—" Although the reference object is a bit cruel, it is clear and easy to understand, Sita continued, "Then how long do you want to catch a mouse?"

Paula continued to snap her fingers, "It's time for breakfast."

"Okay, to catch a mouse, you'll need one breakfast, and then, a mouse weighs only one-tenth of a Grandpa Snow Rabbit, so you'll need thirty breakfasts to catch it." Have a full meal."

Paula was stunned.

"So you did a failed hunt because you selected unsuitable prey," Sita concludes.

"To give this example, I just want to tell you that the most important thing to consider when hunting is whether the hunting is worth it. Only the most powerful species are qualified to give priority to whether the prey likes it or not."

"One person's strength is limited. Paula, you can only catch one mouse now, but if you are with Baby Louie and other cubs, you may be able to catch one in the same time." Grandpa Snow Rabbit, although everyone gets less food this time, you can have the strength to catch the next time."

"That's what it means for us to choose tribal life."

Sita's lessons were interspersed with many interesting or thrilling stories, and the cubs were startled when they heard them. When the parents came back, the little ones who usually couldn't wait to return to their parents sat there reluctantly until Before leaving by their parents.

"Baby, don't you miss Dad at all?" ←Silly dad Blake, who was lost for a day, was even more sad. Since he came back, the baby has been hugging a few big stone slabs, and he can't see his father anymore!

"Father, I'm studying the method of catching horn sheep!" Meng Jiuzhao raised his head excitedly, and showed his father what he had learned in a day.

The cub's willingness to share a day's experience with him somewhat comforted the glass-hearted fathers. Black and Bai came over one after another to watch Meng Jiuzhao's slate.

"Er—what is this?" Black and Bai said in a blatant manner: They couldn't understand it at all.

"This is a note. It's what Sita taught us one day. I wrote them all down!"

Black and Bai couldn't help getting closer:

Dx/Dt=f(x)-g(x,y)

Dy/De=u(g(x,y),y)-v(y)

f=bx-dx

G=axh

U=…

What the hell is this? !

Black and Bai were completely stumped by the points formula. They only saw half of it, and they felt that there were stars in front of them. These weird symbols, unknown content...

"Is this the way Sita taught you to hunt horned sheep?"

"No, this is the formula to describe the relationship between us and our prey. As long as we master this rule, we can easily catch the prey we want!" Meng Jiuzhao raised his small face, and his whole body lit up.

"... These are all taught by Sita?"

"Hmm~" Meng Jiuzhao nodded his head, while carefully putting away the slate on which the notes were written.

"When I research thoroughly, we will eat horned sheep every day!"

"...Okay, but before you grab the horn sheep, be careful not to be hit by stones. Come here, daddy will smooth your hair, and your hair is not neat..." It doesn't matter what the ghost draws, as long as the cub is happy.

It doesn't matter if the baby can't catch the horn sheep by himself, isn't there still Louis

Just like Black and Bai, they have always been together, and they will be together in the future. One person's strength may be limited, but as long as two people are together, they can do anything.

After thinking about this, Black and Bai began to concentrate on licking the cubs.

Meng Jiuzhao, who was full and licked comfortably, soon fell asleep.

In the dream, he caught many horned sheep.

Former science student Meng Jiuzhao smiled triumphantly in his dream.

The author has something to say: Sita: I didn't say that damn thing, I definitely didn't say it!

From the small theater of the brain hole expert Axiuxiu:

Meng Jiuzhao: Louis, come on!

Chick Louie overwhelms five strong women!

Meng Jiuzhao: Louis, come on!

Chicken Louie overwhelms a mammoth!

Meng Jiuzhao: Louis, come on!

Chicken Louie overwhelms a Utahraptor!

Meng Jiuzhao: With Louis in hand, who can defeat us!

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So, Blake, don't worry too much, if you figure this out, you don't have to worry about anything~

Thank you for your greetings in the author's illness