With the cub and the ball on their backs, Black and Bai quickly found a place to exchange clothes.
Most of the people exchanging daily necessities in the market are herbivorous orcs. Their hunting ability is poor. In order to make a better life, most of these orcs have learned a practical and good craft, just like the brown earth tribes are good at animal husbandry. Like any industry, each tribe has its own specialties.
The tribe that is best at making clothes is called "Youhu". It is said that the current popular clothing styles are basically invented by this tribe. There are almost no gaps in the stitching on the clothes they make.
At the stand of the Hu tribe, Black and Bai were dumbfounded. They never knew that there are so many exquisite clothes for the cubs!
For example, newborn cubs need to wear "open crotch pants" so that they can pee at any time. hat-
The more he listened, the more guilty he felt, and Blake felt that he still did not take good care of the cubs: the bald cubs in their family have grown up to now, and only have two clothes a year, a leather robe like a sack—worn all year round; a sweater —It was originally worn all year round, but now that the climate has become warmer, it can only be worn in the coldest time. As for Louis, what they did was even worse! Louis actually grew up naked! (The sweater is still knitted by the baby today.)
"You two fathers are really too much~" The guard at the stall is a female, which is different from the females of the Vash tribe. Sita and their rough, callused palms were completely different.
The girl smiled softly. During her gentle introduction, Meng Jiuzhao's frown became tighter and tighter. Blake took out the bag containing the salt slate—
stop!
Meng Jiuzhao pressed Black's hand all at once.
He didn't want to hear others say that about Black and Bai!
You're not a girl, why are you so particular about your clothes? Also, what kind of pants does Louis look like now? Crotch pants
It is understandable for Meng Jiuzhao to deceive people because he wants to sell more things, but Meng Jiuzhao is not willing to deceive people by constantly saying that he does not know how to raise cubs and does not take good care of them.
The two fathers are very fragile when it comes to taking care of their cubs. Didn't you see that they are already guilty
"I just want this, and this." Pressing his father's hand, Meng Jiuzhao ran to the stall, and only picked out a pair of trousers, one small, two large, three pairs, and the same small, two large, three tops. He looked back and looked at his Louis, Meng Jiuzhao finally added two more small hats.
"Dad, we only need these." Looking up at Black's eyes, Meng Jiuzhao said seriously.
Black hesitated, but looking into the cub's earnest eyes, he finally agreed.
Three sets of clothes and two hats cost a total of one salt stone, which is still a bit more expensive than other stalls, but Meng Jiuzhao didn't bother to bargain with them.
Finding that they only bought such a small amount of things in the end, the other party was obviously not too happy. He lazily took the salt stone that Black handed over, and threw the clothes they bought rudely.
"Is it really enough?" Bai didn't care about the man's attitude at all, just hugged his cub, "Is it really not cold? Dad still has a lot of salt stones."
Meng Jiuzhao nodded heavily, "With a sweater, it's not cold at all."
Looking at Bai and Black's uneasy eyes, Meng Jiuzhao put his arms around Bai's neck and began to brainwash them: starting from the fact that sixty years of living habits can change people's genes, and that if they wear sixty years, there will be Hu people. After 60 years, they will lose their anti-cold genes and become old cold legs + bow legs that have to wear thick clothes.
"If we have worn the thick clothing of the Hu tribe for sixty years, then it is impossible to take it off."
Meng Xueba's theory was too convincing, and his bowed legs were too ugly. Black and Bai were successfully persuaded.
Next, Meng Jiuzhao sat comfortably on his father's shoulders, pointed out Jiangshan, and directed them to go around. So, in the following time, they ate delicious roasted mountain rats in the Shanmao tribe, and exchanged large barrels in the Manniu tribe. In addition to eating milk from beginning to end, Meng Jiuzhao was pleasantly surprised to find pepper powder that was sold by the stall owner as a cold medicine in a remote tribal stall!
This is a barbecue artifact!
Meng Jiuzhao immediately decided to buy them all as a gift for Carat!
Cough... After all, it is pepper powder exchanged for salt and stone exchanged with carat jerky~
Meng Jiuzhao directed them to wander around with the intention of making his fathers happy again. Apart from this purpose, he also wanted to see how far the other tribes had developed. He saw that the living standards of these tribes were actually basically the same as those of the Washi tribe. When it was about the same time, he was a little relieved.
He has vaguely realized that they have become visitors from another continent who suddenly broke into this continent. If the production level is too different, for the Washi tribe, having so many Washi can only be a disaster.
Now that the productivity of the two sides is basically the same, then, whoever has the biggest fist will listen to whom~ Meng Jiuzhao is very confident in the force value of the Washi tribe, which has Sita and other female men.
Just thinking of Sita, Meng Jiuzhao heard Sita's voice from afar.
Sitting on Bai's shoulders condescendingly, he easily spotted Sita's figure, pulled Bai's clothes, and Meng Jiuzhao signaled his fathers to go to Sita.
Sita seems to be having some trouble.
Sita is having trouble buying the dress, big trouble.
"Why don't you sell me the dress?" Sita asked with a serious face, staring at the stall owner in front of her.
Behind Sita, Naza Komachi also looked serious.
"Because! Because only females wear skirts!!!" The poor stall owner trembled as his legs trembled under her stare.
"Your eye can tell that I'm not a female!" Sita took another step closer.
"...I..." None of my eyes could see that you are a female!
The stall owner opened his mouth again and again, but in the end he didn't have the courage to say this. He swallowed his saliva, and took another step back cautiously.
"Our stall...really, really doesn't have your size..." Behind the stall owner, his clansman explained to Sita while carefully supporting him.
"How about... you try male clothes? You can definitely wear male clothes." He tentatively gave a suggestion.
"No!" Sita categorically shot down his proposal.
"Hey~ which female from the countryside is this? Why don't you just tell her the truth?" A laughing voice floated from a distance. Although the voice was soft and pleasant, it couldn't hide the strong sarcasm in the words.
Meng Jiuzhao frowned, followed the voice, and saw the speaker's face at a glance.
Got—it was the fox female who had just sold them clothes.
"Our clothes are very expensive, can you afford them?" the female said with a smile.
Growing up in a very simple environment, Sita didn't hear the malice in You Hu's words at all. She touched her pocket and felt confident.
"Of course I can afford it, don't worry!"
"..." Who's worried that you can't afford it? ! The other party's reaction was completely different from what I thought. The female with a beard choked for a moment, saw Sita took out two jerky from her pocket, and said foolishly, "I have two jerky~ I must be able to afford it "A skirt", she finally couldn't help it, "Two meat sticks also want to exchange a skirt? It seems that you don't understand our euphemism, let me tell you honestly: unlike you guys who are big and thick, The females here are all petite and exquisite, you can't buy clothes here at all!"
There was a fox female who spoke very badly, and Meng Jiuzhao was amazed to hear it. As a primitive person, it is really rare to be able to utter a curse word that doesn't have a single dirty word but every sentence.
This female must have grown up eating stinky tofu every day! ← Judgment by Meng Jiuzhao.
This female must be at odds with their Wash tribe! ←Meng Jiuzhao continued to think.
Meng Jiuzhao, who was finally happy, was unhappy again.
Meng Jiuzhao is a very protective person, watching people within his sphere of influence being bullied, is he tolerable or unbearable!
Although he was usually the least good at swearing, Meng Jiuzhao felt that he had to stand up.
So, jumping off his father's shoulder, Meng Jiuzhao rushed in front of the female of the Hu tribe, posing in a fighting posture, and then, he was ready to curse—
"Why do you scold others! You—"
He wanted to say, Sita and the others are more female than you, they treat every cub in the tribe equally, and carefully guide each cub's life skills, they are the most gentle females!
He wanted to say, Sita and the others went to the battlefield and went to the kitchen, and the calluses on their hands were worn out over time while hunting and cooking. Look at your white and tender hands without a single callus. I'm afraid you didn't sew these clothes. right
Meng Jiuzhao wanted to say a lot, but—
There is no word that can directly hit the opponent's vital point and overwhelm the opponent!
Damn! He really never scolded anyone! I didn't take this course in my previous life!
Pointing at the female of the Hu tribe, Meng Jiuzhao looked like crying.
He must look stupid~
Just when Meng Jiuzhao was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground, he was picked up by a pair of big hands.
Uh—really “carry”—
As I said before, Blake is a beautiful man with blond hair as gorgeous as the sun, eyes as clear as lakes, and lips as red as roses.
He also realized that his appearance seemed to be a bit eye-catching, so from the beginning of the market, Black and Bai covered their heads with animal skins. Now, he took off the animal skin, and the moment Black showed his face, the scene The sound of breathing stopped for a second.
Blake became the focus of the audience.
"Focus" - Black carried his silly bald cub on his shoulders again, and said to Sita familiarly, "You can't buy clothes from this store."
Thinking back to what the baby said to himself in the afternoon, Black recounted the sixty years of genetic modification theory according to his own understanding.
"... If you wear too much, your legs will become bowed."
Hey... What I said was "you will lose the cold resistance gene if you wear it for a long time"~ Why does it become "you will become bow-legged if you wear it for a long time"
Meng Jiuzhao was dumbfounded.
But bowlegs are obviously easier to understand than cold resistance genes, and they sound more terrifying.
The onlookers quickly glanced at Sita's legs without any trace, and then glanced at the legs of the Hu tribe female.
Not to mention, the legs of the females of the Hu tribe seem to be a bit circle!
When you look at it with a skeptical attitude, even straight things will bend.
What's more, the legs of some Hu women are not very straight
The Hu female with hairy legs covered her legs with a piece of animal skin.
"What are you looking at? Why don't you go over and drive them away!?"
A few tall male orcs shouted next to the Hu tribe female who had many suitors and was confident.
A Leonid male who has the deepest crush on her steps forward and decides to get his sweetheart back.
Turned into a prototype, the huge lion roared in the direction of Black and Sita, and he roared one after another.
This is a roar that represents insult and a show of authority.
Hearing the roar, Sita was furious!
Well, in fact, because there are Hu females who cursed people before, they said too much, and there is not a single dirty word, so... Sitanaza and the others, do you understand? good female)
Meng Jiuzhao stood up and didn't utter a single curse word, so Sita and the others still didn't understand o(╯▰╰)o (← I don't blame them for this, Ah Tu's eloquence is too bad)
Blake came over and talked for a long time, Sita and the others only understood three words o(╯□╰)o (←Don’t expect primitive people to understand modern theories)
The lion male archetype sent by the bearded female roared—
This time, Sita and the others understood in seconds.
The female men understood, and the female men became angry.
Very serious consequences.
The grumpy Nazha immediately transformed into a more gigantic lioness, almost at the moment of transformation, Nazha had already pounced on the male lion!
Biting the head of the frightened lion fiercely, Nazha shook his head vigorously and at the same time threw the other side out like garbage. Those present immediately heard the sound of bones breaking.
Following the arc of the male lion's fall, a large amount of blood was thrown on the female of the Hu tribe with a pale face.
The beautiful dress she was proud of was instantly dyed red.
Carelessly licking the blood from the corner of her mouth, Nazha showed a bloody smile to the pale female.
She only said one word.
"Dare to scold me, I'll eat you."
The Hu female screamed and fainted, and a fishy smell of body odor came out from under her skirt. Nazha poked her body with her paws, wiped her paws on her body in disgust, and left.
As Nazha passed by, the orcs made way for her in panic, and Nazha returned to her companions like a queen.
Meng Jiuzhao's mouth became an O. At this moment, he had only one thought: in the face of absolute strength, careful thinking and tricks are simply scum.
The author has something to say: Although the female men are usually very amiable and a little funny.
However, never forget that they are the highest predators at the top of the food chain on the mammalian continent.
Maybe everyone will be a little dissatisfied with Nazha's approach, but this is a hunting and hunting orc society.
Never show weakness to an unfriendly enemy.
As strangers for the first time at the assembly of other tribes, they must not be subdued.
Their minds are very simple, only black and white in their minds.
I hope you don't dislike Nazha.