Here let us be anxious about Em's IQ: Although Black and Bai have explained it for a long time, Em has not yet distinguished the difference between Kantas and chickens. In his opinion, Kantas is also a kind of chicken, but The name is only Kantas ==///.
So, for the bumpkin Em, who has never seen a winged creature other than a chicken, the male who just came over and exchanged a feather for a barbecue is also a chicken ==///It’s just a big chicken , Holding the feather, Em even thought of Louis... and his sweater in a good mood.
"Will Louis become that big in the future? It's hard to knit a sweater that big~" Em threw the feathers to the eager female cubs to play with, and Em stood up.
Not long after standing up, a large group of people rushed over! Upon closer inspection, they were all females who were around!
Em was taken aback by them, thinking that the other party was coming to eat barbecue, he stood up hastily, "The barbecue is over."
In order to show that the barbecue was indeed gone, Em pointed out the empty grill for them to see.
Unexpectedly, upon hearing his words, instead of leaving, the females took a step closer to him.
It was the first time to be stared at by so many females who looked like females, and Em was so embarrassed that she could hardly breathe.
"Yo! Em, are you very popular!" At this moment, Sita's hearty voice came from the outside. As soon as I came back, I saw Em surrounded by a large group of females. That feeling... I was really envious and gratified...
However, when Sita got closer, she later realized that this was not so much a scene where Em was being enthusiastically pursued by females, but a scene where Em was being bullied by a group of females.
"Are you guys bullying Em?" Sita was upset, "Did Em do something wrong to you?"
"This guy just did something sorry for us!" The leading female cried out immediately. When she cried, not only Sita, but even Em was stunned, and the other females also burst into tears.
Sita nodded dumbfoundedly at the heads of the females present, and swallowed for a while.
Then, when she turned to Em, Sita looked a little unhappy.
Pulling Em aside, Sita began to educate him, "I came out this time in the hope that you can find a suitable female to bring back to the tribe, but it is enough for you to find one, so many at a time, you see the problem Are you here?"
"... huh?" Em was stunned, his face blushed after he understood Sita's meaning, and he waved his hands hastily, "I... I really didn't do anything wrong to them! After you left, I half I haven’t left even a step, I, I’m just here to barbecue!”
"You are here to barbecue, that is the most sorry thing for us!" Hearing what he said, the leading female wiped her tears and said quietly.
After dozens of females complained one by one, the Washi tribe finally understood the cause and effect of the incident. After understanding, even the females of the Washi tribe became sad.
"I knew there was a blind date meeting here at night, we would not leave if we died~~~~~" With Sita's long sigh, the Vash tribe suddenly felt mournful.
The original purpose of the gathering was just for exchange, but with the increasing number of gatherings, many people completed the exchange and also settled their own life-long events, which made the tribes pay more attention to the second function of the meeting. The second function of the assembly is blind date.
Each tribe has a large number of young and middle-aged females and males. Due to the sex ratio of each tribe, a considerable part of them may not be able to find suitable partners in the tribe. The opportunity to meet new mates has become a common practice among tribes.
Therefore, in a corner of the assembly, there is a place specially prepared for unmarried females. Females who are looking for a partner can wait for the arrival of males here. They will show their various talents here, but the most important and necessary Talent Showcase is BBQ! The males then simply approach a female when they're attracted to it and ask if she'd like to give him a barbecue.
The females will give a piece of barbecue to the object they fancy, and if they don't like it, just ignore it.
then-
After listening to the females' explanation, Sita and the others were stunned.
Fortunately: Sita and the others inadvertently chose the place to put their luggage at the location of the blind date; unfortunately: Sita and the others gave up the blind date and went to buy a dress.
"A skirt is not as important as a husband~~~~~" Sita and Nazha hugged their heads and cried.
Em blinked.
He always feels... as if something happened...
"You idiot, what are you doing here if you have nothing to do? You don't need to cook, but you actually lost the most popular Yu-sama! It's unforgivable—" Pointing to Em, who looked out of order, the females continued to cry .
"Ah..." Listening to the complaints of the females, Em finally understood what happened.
It turned out that it was the male orc who had taken a fancy to him who came over to ask for the meat during his barbecue
I refused to exchange barbecue with them, that is, I refused to go on a blind date with them (fortunately, Rabbit Em was relieved)
and many more-
Not all rejected! And that chicken too!
The wild intuition made Em decide that he couldn't beat the opponent, so he let the opponent exchange two horns of beef + a pot of soup with a feather, this, this, this—
"The other party just wants to exchange barbecue with me, right? Didn't he eat and drink for free, and even gave me a chicken feather?" Em hurriedly removed the dirty white feather from the cubs. After snatching it back, holding up the feather, he looked hopefully at the other females.
"Ah~~~~~~~ Master Yu actually gave him the feather! Master Yu actually danced for you! You, you, you bastard!!!!!!!" It's okay not to see the feather, look The moment she reached the feather, the leading female immediately cried and fainted in her companion's arms.
The grieving females then popularized another rule to the bumpkins of the Washi tribe: if a female is willing to give barbecue to a male, it means that the female has taken a fancy to the male. At this time, if the male has further contact, he also thinks that the female is very desirable. , Then, it becomes a prototype, constantly showing his strength to the female through a courtship dance, and further asking the female if she is satisfied with herself. If the female answers satisfied, then the male can pull a pinch of hair to the female, and announce that the two are settled. Down~(≧▽≦)/~.
"You blind idiot! What chicken feather? What is that chicken? Even Master Yu's eyelashes can't match! Master Yu is the most beautiful dragon owl of the White Feather tribe! Dragon owl! Do you know that? " Sensitively heard the word "chicken", Em has stabbed a hornet's nest, and the females began to beat Em in angrily.
"What are dragons and dragon owls?" Em really didn't know about dragon owls.
I kneel down to you! The females looked at Em's innocent face embarrassingly, feeling more and more powerless. They began to work tirelessly and continued to spit on Em, trying to educate this ignorant bumpkin.
It is said that Lord Yu comes from the Baiyu tribe, which specializes in producing beautiful males;
It is said that Lord Yu is the proud flower of the Baiyu tribe, and has never visited the blind date place so far; it is said that the Baiyu tribe is not only rich in beautiful males, but also rich in salt slabs;
It is said that Master Yu is the bird with the most salt slabs in the Baiyu tribe, and the entire nest is made of salt slates!
So, listening to the narration of the females, Meng Jiuzhao, who was idly watching the fun, suddenly had a delicious and delicious salted, baked, chicken in his mind!
But at this time, after listening to the narration of the females, Em's whole body was not well.
He seems to have done something amazing!
If the male's pacing back and forth after a meal is regarded as dancing, the whole process coincides with the courtship process mentioned by the females just now: the male came to beg for meat → he agreed → the male ate barbecue I also drank the soup → the male danced → I praised him for his good looks → then... the other party took the feathers and gave them to him.
Now seeing the feather in his hand, Em's whole body is messed up.
"Sigh... If I had known that Lord Yu likes roasted cows, I wouldn't have bothered to catch bugs and mice all over the mountains and plains." The leading female woke up slowly, with perplexed eyes, she said with emotion.
Letting go of this relationship and choosing a life without bugs and rats sounds...
It’s pretty good too~(≧▽≦)/~.
Holding her companion's arm, the female stood up firmly.
"Take good care of Master Yu." After leaving this sentence, the females left.
The females came and went like the wind, leaving Em dumbfounded.
"What should we do? Let's go back to the tribe as soon as possible?" After much deliberation, Em could only think of the panacea that walking is the best policy.
"It's late." Seeing Em who hurriedly started to pack her luggage, Nazha said suddenly.
Following Nazha's line of sight, Em looked towards the entrance, and when she saw the male with a dusty and expressionless face, Em's whole rabbit froze.
The man named Master Yu is very tall, his naked muscles are strong but not exaggerated, and his whole person gives people a very light and powerful feeling. He has very beautiful shining silver hair, reflecting the pair of rare amber on his face. With white eyes, the whole person looks gorgeous and cold, with a mysterious beauty.
When he appeared, even Meng Jiuzhao, who was surprised by the beauty, was a little surprised, not to mention the females of the Washi tribe who hated to marry.
"What a good male! He's so tall, with big chest muscles, big butt, and so upturned!" Looking up and down at the male who was captured by Em, Sita said sourly.
"Hi, I'm Yu from the White Feather Tribe." The man greeted all the members of the Washi Tribe very politely, "This afternoon, a member of your tribe and I have made a marriage contract, and now we come here specially to perform the ceremony last step."
The last step of the blind date ritual: the male is going to hunt a favorite food and return it to the female he likes.
One is to prove his hunting ability to the female, and the other is to tell the other party his own taste tactfully by the way, so that the other party can prepare more meals that suit the taste in the future.
As Yu said, he dodged to pull the thing behind him, and then pushed it in front of the Vashi tribe.
It was an unusually large straw basket.
There is still a cover on it, and if you listen carefully, you can hear a slight noise inside.
The reluctant Em was pushed in front of the straw basket by Sita, looking at Yu looking expectantly at her, Em swallowed and lifted the lid of the straw basket.
A half-meter-long spider was stretching its hairy legs to greet him.
Well, Master Yu doesn't like grilling bugs or mice, Master Yu wants to tell his future wife that his favorite is roasting spiders~(≧▽≦)/~.