"Take a look, take a look, don't miss it when you pass by!"
A spotless man in white clothes, with a slight smile on his face, stood behind a simple stall, yelling loudly.
The stall in front of him was actually a cloak, spread out on the sand, with a few medicine bottles scattered on it, and it was impossible to tell what kind of medicine was in it.
Just looking at the texture and carving of the medicine bottle, you can tell that it is not ordinary.
However, what responded to him was only a gust of wind blowing from the desert, and a piece of flying sand mercilessly slapped his handsome face.
The man's mouth twitched slightly.
"Pooh."
With a soft sound, he spit out a ball of sand.
Someone laughed mercilessly, "Hahaha, that's so interesting. No one cares about the rare medicine in the Immortal Valley that is worth a thousand gold in the Central Plains?"
Tianshu wiped the sand from his face, and said to Yuehu, who was on his hips, "If we can't sell the medicine today, the two of us will drink the northwest wind."
Yuehu immediately lowered her face, "Ah, what about dinner today? Don't you have any chicken legs?"
Tianshu: "What did you say?"
"I said chicken legs..."
"No, the previous sentence."
Yuehu thought for a while, and tentatively asked, "What about dinner today?"
Tianshu had a cold face, "Who told you that we still have dinner today?"
He untied the purse at his waist and threw it to Yuehu. Yuehu caught it in the air, quickly untied the ribbon, and shook out a pitiful copper plate from his purse.
She had a bitter face, "One copper coin can only buy one steamed bun at most, the one that is not as big as your fist, so that's not enough... I never thought that my great disciple of Immortal Valley, the beloved immortal doctor of Da Zhou, would be hungry Died in a piece of yellow sand in Mobei..."
"well."
Tianshu sighed helplessly, thinking that if you don't die, you won't die.
Things have to start half a year ago.
Half a year ago, since Yufu solved the flood problem in the Jingjiang River, the court has been in good times, and the imperial physicians have also obtained a stable environment to study medical skills, and their level is much higher than before.
However, generals such as Gu Shubai and Ouyang Qi had no battles to fight at all, not to mention injuries, and they rarely even got knocked on their knees.
Yuehu and Tianshu searched for patients everywhere in the capital, and finally decided to leave the capital angrily after treating the corns on the feet of the 38th general.
They are really useless.
Yu Fu also agreed, and the two of them specially wrote a letter and went back to Immortal Valley to ask Xunchi for instructions. Xunchi said that if Yufu needed anything, he could go to Immortal Valley to find him, and the two of them could leave.
The two left happily, and Yufu heard that they were going to travel around the world like Xunchi did when he was young, so he gave them a lot of money, "You have a lot of money, elder sister likes to buy clothes and jewelry the most, take more money to go out Bar!"
In normal times, Yuehu would have happily accepted it. Anyway, Dazhou's treasury was almost overflowing, so it would be no problem to take this little money.
But that day, she didn't know which tendon was wrong, so she waved her big hand and said to Yu Fu: "People who travel around the world, what do you do with so many things around you? Vulgar, too vulgar!"
Regardless of Tianshu's stop and Yufu's repeated dissuasion, she left all the money in their house in the capital, and then they went on the road with Tianshu.
At first they had enough money, but after half a year, they were not so rich, but the two of them went to a place like Mobei, and now they can't even pay for the travel expenses back to the capital—
Don't talk about travel expenses, tonight's dinner hasn't been settled yet.
Tianshu was forced to sell the medicine he carried with him, but there were few people in Mobei, no matter how much he yelled, only the wind and sand could hear him.
Suddenly, an old man with a big beard came up from the side of the road, first looked at Yuehu from head to toe, and saw the medicine bottle placed by Tianshu, his eyes lit up.
Tianshu secretly thought there was something going on, so he rarely showed an easy-going smile and explained to him, "What do you want to buy?"
"What do you have?"
The people in Mobei are tough, and when the bearded man opened his mouth, there was a smell of wind and sand. Tianshu suddenly thought of the friction feeling of the sand being blown into his mouth by the wind.
He pointed to the medicine bottles on the stall one by one, "This is the anti-drug pill, this is the Huichun pill, and this is the golden sore medicine..."
"Etc., etc!"
The bearded man said impatiently: "Who asked you about the medicine? I asked about the bottle. Hey, this green bottle looks pretty. How much does it cost?"
Nonsense, is that a jade vase carved from jadeite
Tianshu felt that he didn't understand, so he patiently explained: "I'm an immortal doctor from Immortal Valley, and these medicines are all secret medicines from Immortal Valley. I wouldn't sell them if we didn't encounter trouble for a while. So, should I buy the medicine or the bottle?"
The bearded man was stunned when he heard it, "What kind of grain? Hey, I don't want any kind of grain. Why buy medicine? We are sick and go to the temple to worship the true god. I just want your bottle to go back to give My son is playing with marbles, will you sell them or not?"
Yuehu was listening, and couldn't help but support his forehead, "It's all my fault, Master. He has lived for hundreds of years and visited all the continents of Kyushu. Why doesn't he come to Mobei for a stroll?"
If Xunchi had been to Mobei, these people would not have even heard of the name of Immortal Valley.
A scholar can be killed and cannot be humiliated, Tianshu is not the kind of person who bends his waist for five buckets of rice, he resolutely said: "No way! You took the bottle away and where can I put the medicine? Unless you pay five taels of silver!"
The bearded man was taken aback for another moment, then he grinned, showing his big white teeth, "Deal!"
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"I bought you for five taels of silver, you are really determined."
Yuehu gnawed on a stewed chicken leg while walking, almost drooling from the corner of his mouth, and the aroma of the stewed chicken leg penetrated into Tianshu's nose.
He swallowed, and carefully touched the pouch on his waist, which contained the medicine poured from the emerald bottle.
After touching it, he touched the skirt of his chest again, and there was a pouch inside, which contained the five taels of silver that the beard gave him. After deducting the money to buy chicken legs for Yuehu, there are four and a half left.
Hearing Yuehu's mocking words, he immediately said: "Then don't eat it, this chicken leg was exchanged for five taels of silver that is 'not determined'."
After finishing speaking, he pretended to grab the stewed chicken leg, Yuehu stuffed it into his mouth with a whimper, and Tianshu quickly withdrew his hand in fright.
"Okay, okay, I'll eat it for you! Take it out quickly, don't choke!"
After hearing this, Yuehu took out the chicken leg with confidence, and continued to gnaw deliciously. After gnawing, he licked his fingers and wanted to ask for another one. Then he remembered that Tianshu hadn't eaten yet.
She stood still immediately, "Tianshu, why don't we hold on and go grab it? We'll go back to the capital if we grab enough tolls. At worst, we'll get the money back in the capital and return it to others!"
"no."
Tianshu looked serious, "When I sold the jade bottle just now, I exposed our identities, and the disciples from Immortal Valley went to grab the money. If this word gets out, Master and the old man will definitely die of anger."
Yuehu was still licking his fingers, "Maybe Master also snatched it when he was traveling around the world. Anyway, every time he leaves Immortal Valley, I haven't seen him bring money..."
Tianshu thought for a while, "That's right, but I haven't heard anyone say that the God of Medicine steals money."
Yuehu rolled his eyes, "That's not easy? At Master's age, anyone who saw him stealing money would have died long ago. Besides, Master's skills come and go without a trace, who can find out?"
Tianshu shook his head, "It still doesn't work."
Yuehu pulled his sleeves aggrievedly, and said coquettishly: "Just grab it once, it doesn't need too much, just enough for the travel expenses back to the capital, okay?"
She is used to showing her teeth and claws, and Tianshu can't stand her acting like a baby.
But no matter how he wanted to grab money, he couldn't do it, so he shook his head cruelly and rejected Yuehu.
Yuehu changed his face in an instant, and threw off his sleeves, "Hmph, you're the only one who has a lot of shit. If you make me anxious, I will sell myself!"
"Ah, prostitution? What prostitution?"
Before Tianshu agreed, local men immediately gathered around the roadside to inquire, and soon surrounded Yuehu into a circle, Tianshu was pushed outside and couldn't get in.
Just now when he was selling medicine, he still felt that Mobei was sparsely populated, but now he realizes that it is not that there are few people, but that the things he sells are not right.
"Girl, how do you sell it? Is fifty taels of silver enough?"
"Fuck you poor, I'll pay you five hundred taels!"
"I'll pay six hundred taels, girl, follow me!"
Yuehu's eyes lit up when she heard Liubailiang, and immediately put on a charming smile, "Six hundred taels, is it true? You won't deceive my family, right?"
The big man saw her charming and enchanting appearance, and made a gentle tone, half of his body was numb, "Of course it is true, of course it is true! I have all the silver with me, Xiaohu, hurry up and bring the silver to the girl!"
He was so anxious that he directly ordered the servant to give the money, and the passers-by exclaimed with emotion, "It's rich, it's amazing!"
"That's too rich, wouldn't it be too heavy for him to bring hundreds of taels of silver with him?"
"There are servants who carry the silver, so of course it's not too heavy!"
The servant struggled to bring a big purse, "Master, I only brought two hundred taels of silver with me when I went out today. This slave will go home and get another four hundred taels."
"Go and go!"
The big man immediately handed the two hundred taels of silver to Yuehu, but before it was delivered to her, a hand suddenly stretched out from the slanting stab, and directly snatched the two hundred taels of silver.
Before the big man could react, he saw the man in white punch him on the head, and he immediately staggered and fainted to the ground.
Passers-by scattered like birds and beasts, Yuehu covered her mouth and looked at Tianshu in surprise.
Tianshu remained expressionless, "You're right, it's better to grab it directly."
Yuehu shyly hugged the silver, satisfied, "If someone else buys it, it costs six hundred taels. Since this young master wants to buy it, then two hundred taels is enough. The slave family will be yours tonight."
After finishing speaking, he rubbed against his arms flirtatiously, Tianshu's face moved, his cheeks turned red to the roots of his ears...
"The weather is so sunny today, and there are beautiful scenery everywhere."
Yuehu sang enthusiastically on a horse, and Tianshu's horse followed behind by half a horse.
The two of them did not return to the capital after getting the money, they left Mobei and continued to travel around, vowing to go all over the Great Zhou's Saibei and Jiangnan.
From the warmth of spring to the solstice of summer, from the coolness of autumn to the coldness of winter, the two wandered around the world, punishing rape and eradicating evil, treating intractable diseases, and their reputation became more and more famous in the world.
Many people call them immortal couples, they only know that they are the disciples of Immortal Valley, but they don't know that the charming chivalrous woman is actually a daughter at heart and a man at heart.
Maybe it was because I got tired after walking too far, and I got tired after seeing too much. Suddenly, Sun Moon Fox said: "I miss Immortal Valley, Master, and Xiao Bai. I heard that Xiao Bai also left his teacher and went down the mountain." , and opened a medicine hall in the capital."
"Then let's go back to Immortal Valley."
In the carriage, Tianshu sat up straight and let her rest on his body.
They walked slowly towards the Immortal Valley all the way, and after walking for half a month, they leisurely returned to the Immortal Valley, but saw that the peach blossom formation outside the mountain gate showed signs of being tampered with.
"Hey, we haven't been back for two years. Why have the formations changed? Master is the laziest. A formation won't change in hundreds of years. Is there something wrong?"
After Yuehu said this, Tianshu also took a closer look, "It's strange, we should have received the letter in the valley, since the formation has been changed, why no one came to welcome us in?"
Even if the formation doesn't change, there should be a little boy to welcome him. Could it be that something really happened
Yuehu said carelessly: "Oh, don't worry about it. Could it be that we can't even break through our own formation? Maybe this is Master testing us, let's go!"
The two of them walked towards the formation as they spoke, only to see that the distribution of strange rocks was strange. The original peach blossoms were still there, but they were blocked by another taller flower tree.
Tianshu said: "This is Albizia julibrissin. People often take albizia juliensis for marriage. Is there any happy event in the valley?"
The two became more and more confused, and could only try their best to untie the formation and walk towards the valley.
"It's amazing, it doesn't seem to be walking with Beidou Tiangang."
Yuehu frowned, secretly thinking that he was careless, this patch of rocks seemed to be the way of the Big Dipper, and it was only when he walked in that he realized that something was wrong.
What was wrong, she couldn't tell for a while.
"No, run away!"
Tianshu alertly heard the sound of the mechanism operating, but it was too late to remind Yuehu. He saw a strange red brocade cloth falling from the Albizia julibrissin tree, covering Yuehu's head.
Tianshu flew up, picked off the red cloth on her head with a sword, carefully put it in front of her nose and sniffed, unexpectedly there was no smell of poison on it.
Yuehu also sniffed, "This mechanism is too weird. Is there no poison, or has Master developed some poison that even we can't smell?"
Tianshu shook his head, indicating that he couldn't see it, "The most urgent thing is to break out of the formation as soon as possible, it will be bad if there is really poison on it!"
After finishing speaking, he took Yuehu's hand, "Since the Beidou Tiangang step is wrong, let's try using the Seven Stars to invite the moon step. I will be in front and you will be in the back. Play by ear."
"Let me go ahead."
Yuehu pursed her lips, "If the top of the red cloth is poisonous, I'm already poisoned anyway, so let me go first. If you touch the mechanism by mistake, at least you can be safe."
"Didn't you say you'll listen to me from now on?"
Tianshu rejected her proposal, and said with a smile: "Follow me, don't be afraid. I'm sure, it must be Qixing inviting Yuebu."
After finishing speaking, he raised his feet and walked forward, and the moon fox had to follow closely. Following the steps of Qixing inviting the moon, the surrounding rocks gradually dispersed, and the acacia flowers bloomed more and more brilliantly.
Yuehu smiled and clapped her hands, "It's really Seven Stars inviting Yuebu, you are amazing!"
Tianshu smiled, but before he could speak, he heard the familiar sound of the mechanism starting up.
His face suddenly changed, "This is impossible, we obviously did not go wrong!"
He subconsciously embraced Yuehu and retreated to the side, but it was too late, and he saw a red shadow falling from the sky, covering the two of them on the ground.
Tianshu tried his best to protect Yuehu under his body, using his body to block the contact between the red shadow and Yuehu, and then realized something was wrong.
They seem to be... covered by a quilt
What kind of ghost mechanism is this
The two struggled out from under the quilt, and suddenly saw a group of people in fluttering white clothes standing under the acacia tree. The leader, Xun Chi, was stroking his white beard, and a group of children in white clothes behind him were smiling ambiguously.
Standing beside Xunchi, Xiaobai bowed to both of them, "Congratulations to Senior Sister and Second Senior Brother, the knot will last forever!"
"What's a wedding? What's going on?"
Seeing Xunchi, the two of them immediately became less nervous, even if they were hit by the trap, Xunchi could detoxify them.
Xiaobai explained with a smile: "Second Senior Brother has already uncovered the red hijab for Senior Sister, and also covered the mandarin duck brocade quilt, and there are Albizia juliensis and Senior Witness, what is it if it's not a happy knot?"
The two turned their heads belatedly, only to realize that the quilt was indeed bright red, with mandarin ducks and lotuses embroidered on it, which was clearly a ritual of marriage.
Rao Yuehu, who has always been extroverted, had no choice but to lower his head shyly in the face of such a scene. Tianshu was stunned, and finally realized, "Fortunately, fortunately, fortunately, we solved the wrong formation!"
If it wasn't for a wrong step, how could the beautiful people get married
Finally, Xunchi couldn't bear it any longer, "Fool, the mechanism will only be triggered if you walk right. If you can't solve this simple formation, you still want to get married? In the next life!"
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Today is an update, the episode of Yuehu and Tianshu~
Don't worry too much about the rationality of getting married, Immortal Valley is a place where no rules are followed, and Xunchi is a person who only does what he wants, and people outside don't know the biological gender of Yuehu at all, eh~