Yao Lan walked in from outside the house, "Do you dare to catch a cold? Do you want to call the imperial doctor to take a look? You will go to the imperial school to teach the children in the future. It will be bad if you infect the children."
Tian Yunpo rubbed his nose, "So you only care about the children, not your husband at all, hum."
Yao Lan glanced at him, and almost couldn't help rolling her eyes, "Why are you so naive, and you still can't compete with the children? Let me tell you the truth, if it wasn't for His Majesty giving me a marriage to marry you, I wouldn't marry you! You are better off , are there still so many conditions?"
Tianyun Po: "..."
"I just ask my wife for some attention, can't I..."
He said weakly, looking at Yaolan's appearance as a lion roaring from the east of the river, he never expected to be like this before she got married.
Besides, he is a dignified grand master, and he married Yaolan as his wife, so could he have wronged her
The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and he beeped softly, "Although the people of Dazhou are open and men and women are equal. But you can't be like this. As a husband and an official in the court, you only use your clothes at home, stretch your hands to eat, and open your mouth. I'm so indifferent and don't care..."
"Um?"
Yao Lan was sitting in front of the dressing table admiring the white jade hairpin that Yufuming gave her, when she heard that she looked at Tian Yunpo from the mirror, "If you have any opinions, speak up."
"No, no comment."
It was said quite loudly.
Yao Lanbai glanced at him and continued: "Actually, it's not that I don't care about you. You see, I didn't say I was afraid of you infecting me, did I? I was worried about the children. Children are the flowers of Da Zhou now, and the towering Da Zhou will grow up in the future." What if the tree is sick?"
Tian Yunpo couldn't help but said again: "I am Da Zhou's current towering tree..."
"You are a towering tree that has grown crookedly. If the roots are not right, the heart is not right. Listen to what you said, what do you mean I stretch out my clothes at home and open my mouth? In such a big Taishi Mansion, I don't have to take care of the accounts. Don't you need to discipline the servants? You see me eating breakfast and dinner every day when you go out early and come home late every day. How do you know how many things I have to do at home during the day?"
Tian Yunpo was taken aback by what she said, "But sometimes when Xiu Mu was at home, I didn't see you have many things to do."
In the mirror, a suspicious blush appeared on Yao Lan's face.
Before Tian Yunpo could see it clearly, her villain complained first: "That's a coincidence! I happened to be fine when you Xiu Mu was at home. Hey, what do you mean?"
She simply turned her head and looked at Tian Yunpo ferociously, "You mean I'm eating at home? Do you want me to be so exhausted every day? If you don't like it, I'll just ask His Majesty to go back to the Hall of Eternal Life Waiting, so I don’t feel like a coward in your grand master’s mansion!"
When other people's wives get angry, they say that I want to go back to my mother's house and let my father and my brother take care of you.
Yao Lan is fine, she would go back to the Palace of Eternal Life whenever she got angry, if she brought Yu Fu out to support her, who would be able to control her
Tian Yunpo hurriedly stood up and hugged her, "Madam, my good madam, if you have something to say, why are you going to find Your Majesty after a few words?"
Yao Lan was hugged by his waist, she wanted to break free but couldn't, kicking her feet in the air was helpless.
"Let go of me, you hate me, you think I don't work, and you think I don't care about you. I am also like this in the Palace of Eternal Life. Your Majesty never scolds me. Why can you criticize me?"
This is true.
Yaolan made many troubles by Yufu's side, but Yufu never punished her once, instead he always treated her with kindness and trust.
Tian Yunpo thought to himself, it's all because His Majesty spoiled Yaolan, how can he revitalize Fu Gang to control Yaolan now? As a matter of fact, she is in charge of this family.
He immediately coaxed: "Okay, okay, I promise I won't say it again. Besides, I'm just a puppy, how about it? Take care of the family affairs if you are happy, and leave it to me when I come back to take care of it if you are not happy. Take charge of being your grand teacher’s wife beautifully, okay? Besides, my body is very strong, and I don’t need to worry about it and I won’t get sick.
After saying these words, Yao Lan's random kicking finally calmed down.
"That's about the same."
Is it all like this or just about the same
No matter what, Tian Yunpo breathed a sigh of relief, "Madam thinks the same, that is, there is still room for improvement. I must continue to work hard for my husband, so that Madam can live happily and comfortably in the Grand Master's Mansion, okay?"
Yaolan's heart is full of joy, the corners of her eyes and brows are full of smiles.
It seems that this time is satisfied.
"Okay then, I'm not going back to the palace, let me go."
"How? I haven't finished yet."
Tian Yunpo rolled his eyes and hugged her even tighter, "You like children... Then let's have ten or eight children, do you think it's okay?"
After finishing speaking, Da Heng picked her up and walked towards the bed in the inner room.
"Let go of me, you rascal, old crook!"
Yao Lan scolded him as she struggled, her voice quickly turned into a vague whimper, which gradually mellowed in the scent of pears...
Two days later, Tian Yunpo went to the Imperial College to attend classes.
Yufu attached great importance to Taixue, and these carefully selected students who passed the entrance examination were either from official families or noble relatives, so it was not a grievance to let talented ministers from the court take turns to teach them.
The ministers of the DPRK and China are all proud to be selected to come to the Taixue to teach, but unfortunately not everyone has this qualification, and Yufu needs to personally approve it.
Seeing that Yaolan liked these children, Tian Yunpo didn't dare to neglect them, and prepared a lot of homework in advance.
Unexpectedly, after arriving at Taixue Middle School, I realized that the atmosphere was a bit weird.
These children all looked at him with hostile eyes, even a little disdain, which made him puzzled. What happened
He looked down and saw that he was wearing a moon-white Confucian shirt chosen by Yao Lan himself, and an ordinary crown belt on his head, which was neither too luxurious nor elegant.
Don't the kids love it
He entered the room in a daze, and saw that Huashang and Gu Yuanzhang were still normal, so he whispered to Huashang, "Princess, what happened?"
Huashang tilted her head pretending to be stupid, "What's the matter? I didn't hear anything."
Tian Yunpo looked at Yuanzhang again, Yuanzhang didn't say anything, just smiled at him.
I can't tell him, you were tricked by my uncle, right
Tian Yunpo had no choice but to suppress the strange feeling, and taught the children, "Today we will talk about the official administration of the imperial court. The imperial court of the Great Zhou Dynasty continued the official administration of the former Beili, which was divided into six divisions..."
"Report!"
Someone raised his hand, and the voice was so loud that Tian Yunpo was startled.
"What's wrong?"
"Master, I want to shit!"
The child looked at him with his hands on his stomach, Tian Yunpo was a little embarrassed, "It's just about to start class, why didn't you go?"
The child had a bitter face, "I didn't want to pull it just now. It's fine if the master doesn't agree, I'll just pull it in my pants."
Hearing the words, Tian Yunpo waved his hands as if he was facing a formidable enemy, "Go, go, go!"
A child ran out with a whoosh, and the other child followed behind him, but was stopped by Tian Yunpo, "Do you want to pull... Do you think of Gong?"
The child in the back did the same thing, clutching his stomach and pretending to be in pain, "Yeah, I can't hold it anymore, I'm about to pull it out..."
"Go! Go! Go!"
Tian Yunpo was full of enthusiasm, and was completely let down by these two children who were peeing a lot. He breathed a sigh of relief, and just when he thought he could finally give a formal lecture, he suddenly heard the sound of "shit" one after another.
"Master, I want to shit!"
"I want to shit too!"
"I can't hold back ouch..."
Before he could answer, those children clutching their bellies ran out, there were so many of them, Tian Yunpo couldn't catch them for a while.
Of the twenty students in the last room, only Huashang, Yuanzhang, Gu Jiaojiao and Ning Yidan remained. Gu Jiaojiao also wanted to pretend to have a stomachache and run out, but Yuan Zhang stopped her with a wink.
Gu Jiaojiao knew what he was going to say without opening his mouth, "If you dare to run out, I will make your name public."
Yuanzhang is usually a good buddy, and he would not call him by his name easily, so he reluctantly stayed.
Tian Yunpo looked up and saw that there were only four of them left, he was immediately annoyed and at a loss, "What happened? Did these children eat something unclean together just now?"
Otherwise, how could a dozen people have a stomachache together
Ning Yidan whispered: "We don't eat snacks in Taixue, we only drink some green tea when we are thirsty. Mrs. Bao said that we can't bring all the luxuries, even the tea is poured by ourselves."
Tian Yunpo frowned in surprise, "That's weird, I didn't eat anything wrong, how could I have a stomachache together?"
Gu Jiaojiao covered her mouth and snickered, thinking that he was so stupid, really thought everyone had a stomachache
Everyone just thought he was not a good person and didn't want to listen to his lectures.
When he was at a loss, he suddenly heard old master Bao's vicissitudes shouting, "Who told you to escape? Which master is teaching you?"
Tian Yunpo hurried out of the door to have a look, and saw that a dozen children did not go to clean the room at all, but wanted to sneak out of the Taixue together, but they were caught by Mrs. Bao in the court.
Before he had time to speak, he suddenly saw the older children in the next room also running out to support these elementary school students, and the leader was Ouyang Tie Lv.
"Old master, they did nothing wrong! Master Tian is not a good person, why should he come to teach us?"
As he said that, he ran down to block the primary school students, and prevented old Mrs. Bao from catching them. Tian Yunpo was even more surprised when he heard that the words were not good.
Why is he not a good person
Mrs. Bao was so angry that she pointed at Ouyang Tie Lv with a ruler, "Who said Tian Taishi is not a good person? You are a student, how can you talk about the teacher? Why don't you go back and take your class honestly? Master Huang, what are you doing?" Disciplining the students?"
It turned out that Ouyang Tielu's teacher was Huang Huashou, and his fat figure stood out among the older children, making him look particularly abrupt.
Suddenly being called by Old Madam Bao's name, he became cautious like a primary school student who has done something wrong.
That's right, Mrs. Bao has always looked down on the new Tai Shiling. He is proud and arrogant, loves to show off, and he loves to talk big to the students and has no shame.
If Yufu hadn't personally called him to tell the children about history, he wouldn't have allowed such superficial and smelly people in Taixue!
How come the students didn't hate such a person, but Tian Yunpo, who was good-looking, was hated
Taifu Bao turned his anger on Huang Huashou even more, "Hurry up and take your students back. How can I contradict the old man when he speaks here? Are you a good example, master, and are you trying your best to discipline the students?"
Huang Huashou knew that Mrs. Bao didn't like him very much, so he was always trembling in front of him. Now when he heard this, he hurriedly said: "Young masters, hurry up, let's go back and continue the class, don't make trouble here!"
As he said that, he pulled Ouyang Tielu's arm, but he broke free, "I don't! If things are not fair, it will be loud. My father said that we should learn from good people and not from bad people. Why does Mrs. Bao force us to learn from bad people?"
"You, you... who is your father?"
Old Mrs. Bao would like to hear, whose reckless man taught such a foolish and reckless boy.
Ouyang Tielu straightened his back, "My father is General Ouyang!"
Huang Huashou closed his eyes and couldn't bear to look any further. He naturally couldn't afford to offend Mrs. Bao, and he couldn't afford to offend the son of General Ouyang's family either. It seems that it is not easy to be an official, so it is better for him to open an inn in Gusu to save worry.
Old Madam Bao heard Ouyang Qi's name, he paused for a while without opening his mouth, finally let out a long breath, turned his head and left.
In the evening, the news that Ouyang Tie Lv was beaten to death by Ouyang Qi soon spread to the palace.
During the dinner, Huashang talked eloquently about this matter, and then said: "Oh, I don't know how Ouyang Tie Lv was beaten, he was also doing it for the good of the elementary school students."
Yu Fu twitched her lips and pointed to Hua Chang in Gu Shubai's direction, "What a farce, it's all your father's fault."
"What is this called a disaster?"
Gu Shubai picked up the bowl and said unhurriedly: "This is a vivid lesson I taught the children, teaching everyone that what you hear is not what you hear, and what you see is believing."