"Take a look, take a look, don't miss it when you pass by!"
A slender man dressed in white, with a faint smile on his face, stood behind a simple stall, raising his voice and shouting.
The stall in front of him was actually a cloak, spread on the sand, with a few medicine bottles on it, and it was hard to see what medicine was inside.
Just looking at the texture and carving of the medicine bottle, you know that it's not a common thing.
However, what responded to him was a gust of wind blowing in the desert, a piece of flying sand slapped mercilessly on his handsome face.
The corners of the man's mouth twitched slightly.
"Pooh."
With a soft sound, he spit out a cloud of sand.
Someone laughed mercilessly, "Hahaha, it's so interesting. In the Central Plains, there is no one who cares about the wonderful medicine of the Immortal Valley, which is worth a lot of money?"
Tianshu wiped the sand on his face and said to Yuehu who was akimbo: "If we can't sell any medicine today, we two will drink Xifeng."
Yuehu suddenly lowered his face, "Ah, what should I do for dinner tonight? Are there any chicken legs?"
Tianshu: "What did you say?"
"I said chicken legs..."
"No, the previous sentence."
Yuehu thought for a while, and tentatively asked, "What should I do for dinner today?"
Tian Shu said coldly, "Who told you we still have dinner today?"
He untied the purse on his waist and threw it to Yuehu. Yuehu took it in the air and quickly untied the ribbon, shaking out a poor copper plate from his purse.
She said with a bitter face, "A copper plate can only buy one steamed bun, which is not the size of your fist, that's not enough... I didn't expect that my dignified disciple of Immortal Valley, the medical immortal loved by everyone in Zhou Dynasty, would be hungry. Died in a piece of yellow sand in Mobei..."
"Ugh."
Tianshu sighed helplessly.
Things have to start six months ago.
Half a year ago, since Yufu solved the flooding problem of the Jingjiang River, the imperial court has been in a good mood, and the imperial physicians have also obtained stable environmental research and medical skills, and their level is much higher than before.
The generals such as Gu Shubai and Ouyang Qi had no battle at all, let alone injured, even a knock on the knee was rare.
Yuehu and Tianshu were looking for patients everywhere in the capital, and finally after treating the 38th general with corns on their feet, they decided to leave the capital angrily.
They are really useless.
Yufu also agreed, and the two of them specially repaired a book and returned to Immortal Valley to ask for Xunchi. Xunchi said that if Yufu had any needs, he could directly repair the book to Immortal Valley to find him, and the two of them could get out.
The two of them got out happily. Yufu heard that they were going to travel around the world like Xunchi when they were young, so he gave them a lot of money. Bar!"
In normal times, Yuehu must happily accept it, anyway, Dazhou's treasury is almost overflowing, so it's no problem to take this little money.
But that day she didn't know which of the tendons was wrong, so she waved her big hand and said to Yufu: "A person who travels around the world, what do you do with so many foreign objects? Tacky, too tacky!"
Regardless of Tianshu's stop and Yufu's repeated persuasion, she left all the money in their house in the capital, and then they went on the road with Tianshu.
At first they had enough money, but after half a year, they were not very rich, but the two of them went to a place like Mobei where birds don’t shit, and now they can’t even make up the travel expenses back to the capital—
Not to mention the travel expenses, the dinner tonight is not yet settled.
Tianshu was forced to take out the medicine he carried with him to sell, but Mobei was inaccessible, and no matter how much he yelled, only Fengsha could hear him.
Suddenly, an uncle with a big beard on the side of the road walked up, first looked at Yuehu from head to toe, and saw Tianshu's medicine bottle lit up.
Tianshu secretly said that there was a play, and he rarely explained to him with an easy-going smile, "What do you want to buy?"
"What do you have?"
The people of Mobei were sturdy, and the beard smelled of sand when he opened his mouth. Tianshu suddenly thought of the friction in his mouth being blown into the sand by the wind.
He pointed to the medicine bottles on the stall one by one, "This is Antitoxin Pill, this is Rejuvenation Pill, this is Jinsore Medicine..."
"Etc., etc!"
The bearded man asked impatiently: "Who asked you about the medicine, I asked about the bottle. Hey, this green bottle looks pretty, how much money does it cost?"
Nonsense, can it not look good if it is a jade bottle carved with jade
Tianshu felt that he hadn’t figured it out, and patiently explained: “I’m a medical immortal of Immortal Valley. These medicines are the secret medicine of Immortal Valley. I wouldn’t sell them if we were in trouble for a while, you can figure it out. Now, do you want to buy medicine or a bottle?"
The beard was stunned when he heard it, "What valley? Hey, I don’t want any valley. Why do you buy medicine? It’s fine if we are sick and go to the temple to worship the true god. I just want you to give this bottle back to you. My son plays with marbles, are you selling it or not?"
Yuehu was watching and couldn't help holding his forehead, "It's all to blame, Master, he lived a few hundred years and traveled all over the continent of Kyushu, why didn't he come to Mobei for a stroll?"
If Xunchi had been to Mobei, these people would have never even heard of the name of Immortal Valley.
Shi can be killed and cannot be humiliated. Tianshu is not the kind of person who buckles for five buckets of rice. He resolutely said: "No! Where did you take the bottle of my medicine? Unless you pay five taels of silver!"
The beard froze again, then grinned, showing his big white teeth, "Deal!"
…
"You will be bought for five taels of silver. You are really determined."
Yuehu gnawed a braised chicken leg as he walked, his saliva almost ran down from the corner of his mouth, and the aroma of the braised chicken leg kept entering Tianshu's nose.
He swallowed, and carefully touched the purse on his waist, which contained the medicine poured out of the emerald bottle.
After touching it, he touched the placket of his chest again. There was a purse in it, which contained the fifty taels of silver given to him by the beard. After deducting the money for the chicken legs for Yuehu, there are still four and a half.
Hearing Yuehu's taunting words, he immediately said: "Then don't eat it. This chicken leg was exchanged for fifty taels of silver with no concentration."
After talking about grabbing the braised chicken leg, Yuehu stuffed it into his mouth, so scared that Tianshu hurriedly withdrew his hand.
"Well, I'll eat for you! Take it out quickly and don't choke!"
After hearing this, Yuehu took out the chicken legs with confidence and continued to gnaw fragrantly. After gnawing, he licked his fingers and wanted to ask for another one. Only then did he remember that Tianshu hadn't eaten it yet.
She stood still immediately, "Tianshu, why don't we just hold on and grab it? Let's go back to the capital if we have enough tolls, the big deal is to go back to the capital and get the money and give it back to others!"
"no."
Tian Shu said with a serious expression, "I have revealed our identity when I sold the jade bottle just now. The disciples of the Immortal Valley are going to grab silver. If this is passed out, the master and the old man must be furious."
Yuehu was still licking his fingers, "Maybe Master also snatched it when he was traveling around the world. Anyway, every time he leaves the Immortal Valley, I never see him bring any money..."
Tianshu thought for a while, "Yes, but I haven't heard anyone say that the god of medicine is stealing money."
Yuehu rolled his eyes and said, "That's not easy? At Master's age, the person who saw him stealing money has long died of life. Besides, Master's skill has come and gone without a trace, who can find out?"
Tian Shu shook his head, "It still doesn't work."
Yuehu grievedly pulled his sleeves, and said coquettishly: "Just grab it once, not too much, it will be enough to travel back to the capital, okay?"
She was used to flaring her teeth and claws, and Tianshu couldn't stand her acting like a baby the most.
But he couldn't do anything like robbing silver, so he shook his head cruelly and rejected Yuehu.
Yuehu instantly changed his face and shook off his sleeves, "Huh, you have a lot of shit. If you make my old lady in a hurry, I will sell yourself!"
"Ah, selling oneself? What selling oneself?"
Tianshu hadn't agreed yet, and the local men immediately surrounded the roadside to inquire, and soon the moon foxes were formed into a circle. Tianshu was squeezed out and couldn't get in.
When he was selling medicine, he still felt that Mobei was sparsely populated. Now he understands that it is not that there are few people, but that he is selling the wrong things.
"Girl, how do you sell it? Is fifty taels enough?"
"Fuck away, I'll pay five hundred taels!"
"I pay six hundred taels, the girl follow me and me!"
Yuehu heard Liu Bailiang's eyes light up, and immediately put on a charming smile, "Yu Bailiang, is it true? Will not deceive the Nujia?"
Seeing her charming and enchanting appearance, the big man made a gentle tone, half of his body was crunched, "Of course it is true, of course it is true! I carry all the silver with me, Xiaohu, hurry up and bring the silver to the girl!"
He was so anxious that he directly ordered the young man to deliver the money, and passers-by exclaimed with emotion, "We are rich, rich, it's terrible!"
"This is too rich, and he takes a few hundred taels of silver when he goes out. Isn't he too heavy?"
"There is a small servant who specializes in carrying money, of course it is not too heavy!"
The young man strenuously brought out a big purse, "Master, I only brought two hundred taels of silver when I went out today, and the servant will go home and get another 400 taels."
"Go, go!"
The big man immediately graciously handed the two hundred taels to Yuehu. Before it was delivered to her hand, a hand suddenly stretched out from the diagonal stab, and directly grabbed the two hundred taels of silver.
The big man hadn't reacted yet, and saw the white-clothed man hit his head with a punch, and he suddenly swayed and fainted to the ground.
Passers-by do birds and beasts, and Yuehu hides his mouth and looks at Tianshu in surprise.
Tianshu was expressionless, "You're right, it's better to grab it directly."
Yuehu hugged the silver with a shy look, and was satisfied, "If someone else buys it, it will cost 600 taels. Since this young man wants to buy it, two hundred taels are enough. The slave family will be yours tonight."
After talking about the amorous feelings, he rubbed his arms, Tianshu's face moved, from the red cheeks to the roots of his ears...
"The weather is fine today, and the scenery is good everywhere."
Yuehu rode a horse to sing happily, and Tianshu's horse followed half a horse behind.
After the two got the money, they didn't return to the capital, and they left Mobei and then traveled around, vowing to go all the way to the south of Saibei in Dazhou.
From the warmth of spring to the summer solstice, from the coolness of autumn to the cold of winter, the two wandered all the way to punishing rape and eliminating evil, curing intractable diseases, and becoming more and more famous in the arena.
Many people call them gods and goddesses. They only know that they are disciples of Xianrengu, but they don't know that the beautiful and charming chivalrous girl is actually a daughter.
Maybe it’s because I’ve gone too far and finally tired, watching too much and finally tired. Suddenly, Yuehu said, "I miss the Immortal Valley a bit, I miss Master, and I also miss Xiaobai. I heard that Xiaobai has also gone down the mountain. , And opened a medicine hall in the capital."
"Then let's go back to Immortal Valley."
In the carriage, Tianshu straightened up and let her rest on her body.
They walked slowly towards the Immortal Valley. After walking for half a month, they returned to the Immortal Valley leisurely, only to see signs of movement in the peach blossom formation outside the mountain gate.
"Hey, we haven't come back for two years. Why have all the formations changed? Master is the laziest. You won't be able to change a formation without more than a hundred years. Has something changed?"
When Yuehu said this, Tianshu also looked at it carefully, "Weird, our letter should have been received in Guzhong. After the formation has been changed, why is no one to welcome us in?"
Even if the formation is not changed, children should be welcome. Could it be true that what happened
Yuehu said with a grinning grin: "Oh, no matter, can we not even break through our own formation based on our ability? Maybe this is the master's test of us, let's go!"
As they said, the two walked towards the formation, only to see the strange rugged distribution of strange rocks, the original peach blossoms were still there, but they were blocked by another taller flower tree.
Tianshu said: "This is the albizia flower. The folks often take albizia flowers when they marry. Is there a happy event in the valley?"
The two became more confused and could only try their best to unlock the formation and walk towards the valley.
"It's amazing, it doesn't seem to be walking with Beidou Tiangang."
Yuehu frowned, and secretly said that he was careless. This piece of rock seemed to be the path of Beidou Tiangang, and only when he walked in, he found something wrong.
She couldn't tell what was wrong.
"No, get away!"
Tianshu swiftly heard the sound of the mechanism operating, reminding the moon fox, but it was too late, and saw a weird red brocade falling on the albizia flower tree, covering the moon fox with his head.
Tian Shu flew up, picked up the red cloth on her head with a sword, and carefully leaned in front of her nose to sniff slightly. Unexpectedly, there was no smell of poison on it.
Yuehu also sniffed, "This mechanism is too weird, is there no poison, or did the master have developed some poison that we can't even smell?"
Tian Shu shook his head, saying that he couldn't see it either, "The most urgent thing is to get out of the formation as soon as possible. It would be bad if there is really poison on top of it!"
After speaking, he took Yuehu's hand, "Since the Beidou Tiangang is wrong, then use Qixing to invite Yuebao to try it. I am in front, you are in the back, and act by chance."
"I'll be the first."
Yuehu pursed his lips, "If the red cloth is poisonous, I have been poisoned anyway, let me go ahead. If you touch the organ by mistake, at least you can keep you safe."
"Don't you say you will listen to me in the future?"
Tianshu rejected her proposal and said with a smile: "Follow me, don't be afraid. I'm sure, it must be Qixing invited Yuebu."
After saying that, he just raised his foot and walked forward, and Yuehu had to follow the steps of Qixing Yueyue, the surrounding rocks gradually dispersed, and the albizia flower bloomed more brilliantly.
Yuehu smiled and clapped his hands, "It's really Qixing who invited Yuebu, you are great!"
Tian Shu smiled, before he had time to speak, he suddenly heard the sound of the familiar mechanism starting.
His face suddenly changed color, "This is impossible, we obviously didn't go wrong!"
He subconsciously embraced Yuehu and retreated to the side, but it was too late, and a red shadow fell from the sky, covering both of them on the ground.
Tianshu tried his best to protect the moon fox under him, using his own body to block the red shadow from contacting the moon fox, only to realize that something was wrong.
They seem... are covered by a quilt
What kind of ghost is this
The two struggled out from under the quilt, and suddenly saw a group of white-clothed people standing under the acacia tree, the leading smoked pond with a white beard, and the back group of white-clothed children smiled ambiguously.
Xiaobai stood beside Xunchi, and said to both of them, "Congratulations, Master Sister and Second Brother, we are married, forever!"
"What kind of tie? What the hell is going on?"
Seeing the smoked pond, the two of them were immediately relieved of their nervousness, even if they were caught in the organ smoked pond, they could detoxify them.
Xiaobai explained with a smile: "Second brothers have exposed the red hijab to the senior sister, and also covered the mandarin duck brocade quilt, and there are albizia flowers and the teacher's testimony. What is the tie?"
Afterwards, the two turned their heads, only to find that the quilt was really big red, with mandarin ducks and double lotus embroidered on it, which was clearly a marriage ceremony.
Rao is a moon fox facing outwards. Facing such a scene, he had to bow his head shyly. Tianshu was stunned, and finally reacted, "Fortunately, fortunately, we solved the wrong formation!"
If it's not a step wrong, how can a jade person get married
Xunchi finally couldn't help it, "Fool, it will trigger the mechanism only when you go right. If you can't understand this simple formation, you still want to get married? Next life!"
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Today’s watch, Yuehu and Tianshu’s extravaganza~
Don’t worry too much about the rationality of getting married. Immortal Valley is originally a place of informality, and Xunchi is a person who only does what he wants, and people outside don’t know Yuehu’s biological sex at all, eh~