The mountain road is rugged, and I was used to being pampered in Nanhuai, and I couldn’t help but feel exhausted. After walking for a long time, my legs became weak and the soles of my feet became numb. Although the thin silk shoes were comfortable to wear, walking on the mountain road was extremely awkward. His feet were shallow behind him, his mouth was so tired that his mouth was dry.
A group of old and rude people around me walked happily, making me more squeamish.
Xiaojia didn't suffer much. In order to please her, Jiwotou specially asked a few of his subordinates to set up a simple sedan chair and swayed up the mountain.
Fenghuang Mountain is indeed a good mountain for camping. The rocks on both sides of the road are like barriers, and it is very easy to ambush. It is said that Phoenix Mountain is easy to defend and difficult to attack, and this group of thieves should take advantage of the location to occupy the top of the mountain.
I finally went up the mountain, turned a mountain stream, and a dilapidated village gate appeared in front of it. Beside the door stood an ugly big stone. The three characters "Phoenix Village" were engraved on the stone. The run-down of the mountain seems out of place.
The two people standing guard by the gate of the village were in ragged clothes, holding broken halberds, and greeted us with joy on their faces when they saw us.
"Boss! What did you hunt for this time to give your brothers a tooth sacrifice?"
"A little skinny sheep!" Ji Wotou pointed at me.
"Boss! You're not going—" One person looked at me suspiciously, but was interrupted.
"I have Mrs. Yazhai this time!" Jiwotou spat out a mouthful of phlegm and pulled Xiaojia, "I'm called **!"
"Hello son!" The two respectfully bowed deeply to Xiao Jia, and hurriedly held the broken hat on their heads, describing it as ridiculous.
"Hahaha!" Ji Wotou laughed proudly, and spit out another mouthful of phlegm. This person likes to spit wherever he is angry or happy, so he is not very particular about it.
But this group of people didn't take it seriously, and laughed happily.
"Go! Go drink!" Jiwotou waved his hand.
A group of people entered the village along the path in a mighty way.
Phoenix Village is another world. Unlike the bandit den I imagined, it was just a group of big men. There are many old and weak women and children here, and it looks more like a refugee shelter.
I glanced roughly, slum-like shacks scattered in the stockade. The wrinkled old man leaned against the wall to bask in the sun, smiling with two rows of loose teeth sparsely drooping around his mouth, the old woman gathered around the well, struggling to fetch water and do laundry, and the children came running through the halls and alleys. Run away, dirty like an undisciplined wild child.
Walking along the road, Jiwotou was very respected here, and people put down their work and greeted him cheerfully.
Jiwotou was also in a good mood, grinning and waving like a big boss.
"Brother Knife! You are back!"
When they came to the only decent house, a young woman greeted them warmly. It turns out that the chicken coop head is called "Knife Brother".
Said that the woman was young, but in fact she was no longer young, but compared to other old women, she was still young and strong. This woman has big breasts and fat buttocks, and looks bumpy, but her appearance is really not flattering. Her face is full of bumps and pits, her nose is wide and her lips are blue and purple, and a few strands of yellow hair are exposed under a blue cloth towel.
No wonder these people saw the beautiful and lovely Xiao Jia as if they had grabbed a baby.
Brother Knife gave a nonchalant "um", but the woman didn't mind at all, and still posted it enthusiastically.
"Miss Feng! This is the future son of a bitch, I haven't come to see the son of a bitch yet!" Shou Chai winked and pushed Xiao Jia.
His words caused a lot of laughter, but Miss Feng didn't seem to care at all. She let go of Brother Dao and looked at Xiao Jia up and down.
"Just this little skinny monkey?" After the identification, Miss Feng sneered, and said that she was proud of her chest.
I heard another laugh and a few slobbers.
"Who are you calling the little skinny monkey!" Xiao Jia was irritated, her eyebrows were raised, she was quite imposing, we won't lose if we lose!
"Don't tell me I can't do it!" Miss Feng twisted her waist again proudly.
"Stop arguing!" Brother Dao stared with round eyes. The cock-fighting two men shut their mouths angrily.
"Little aunt!" Brother Dao immediately put on a smile and said to Xiao Jia flatteringly, "Are you tired all the way? Go to rest first?"
Xiaojia glanced at Miss Feng proudly, and then deliberately smiled at Brother Dao, so that Brother Dao couldn't find Bei, and hurriedly instructed Shou Chai to settle Xiao Jia.
"Brother Knife!" Seeing this, Miss Feng hurriedly twisted her waist and hips and leaned against Brother Knife, secretly saying, "Do you want me to accompany you tonight?"
There was no restraint, but everyone seemed to take it easy, watching Brother Dao impatiently pushing her away.
"Brother Dao!" Xiao Jia called out sweetly at this time. It made everyone gasp for a while, and even I couldn't help but get goosebumps. When did this little girl learn this trick!
However, it is obviously very useful to deal with the knife brother.
"His grandmother's! Madam! What's the matter?" He stared at Xiao Jia with gleaming eyes, and almost had a red heart on his head.
"Yo! Brother Dao's speech is so vulgar!"
"Hahaha!" Brother Dao tilted his head and thought for a long time, but he still said a few words with thin wood in his ears, and then he smiled and bent over, "What's your order, Madam?"
"Brother Knife! My young master..." Xiao Jia pointed at me gently and tenderly, that weak look definitely made these big bosses lose half of their souls.
"This..." Brother Dao also drank the ecstasy soup, but he was still calm and thought about it, "I can't let him go!"
"Ouch!" Xiao Jia groaned again.
"It's hard! It's hard!" Brother Dao grabbed his head and patted his thigh, "Okay! Fat man, shut up Xiaobai's face, don't freeze him if you're hungry!"
"Yes! Boss!" The fat man replied in a muffled voice.
"Madam! Are you satisfied now?" Brother Dao flattered Xiaojia with a flattering smile.
Xiaojia still wanted to argue, but was stopped by me with a secret wink. It was like flying a kite, the line in the hand should be slack and slack in order to control the kite well.
Xiaojia nodded, and Brother Dao's mouth was so happy that it reached the base of his ear.
"Brothers! Go get some wine! Tonight is Lao Tzu's wedding night! Our brothers won't go home if they don't get drunk!"
"If you don't get drunk, you won't go home! Oh! Oh!" Everyone crowded Brother Dao into the room, leaving Miss Feng alone with anger.
The fat man escorted me away, passed by Miss Feng, she stared at me with curiosity and surprise in her eyes, I quickly glanced at her and walked away low-key.
In the distance, there were still people shoving and chatting with her.
"Miss Feng! Would you like to accompany me tonight?"
"Damn you! Don't pee and take pictures of yourself! Auntie, can I accompany you like a monkey?"