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Ok!
The little maid Qiao'er is also quite helpless, you are a young lady and you have the final say.
I thought of a way to figure it out, how to present this poem to the new uncle in public
Meanwhile, the atrium.
Wang Shouzhe sat on the stone bench leisurely, thinking hard.
To be honest, Yuan Rui's poem brought him a lot of pressure.
It stands to reason that as a traveler, his mind is full of ancient poems, and if he pulls out a famous poem through the ages, he can instantly kill Liu Yuanrui's poem.
But after all, this is his own big wedding, and he still finds a way to write a poem by himself. Even if the composition is not very good, it is still my own thing. It is always boring to use the copied poems to deceive my wife.
Liu Yuanrui and the others didn't urge him either, they just smiled and watched his brother-in-law thinking hard. He knows that it is not easy to make a poem, especially to make a good poem slowly.
Right now.
The little maid Qiaoer hurried out from the backyard, squeezed through the crowd and slammed into Wang Shouzhe hard.
"Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Xin. I walked too hastily. I hurt you, right?"
Just when Wang Shouzhe was dumbfounded, the girl shrewdly put a piece of paper into his hand, and then winked at him, implying that you understand.
Then she ran away.
This girl really came and went like a gust of wind.
This made Wang Shouzhe a little dumbfounded, he felt like the guy behind him couldn't sit still, so he asked a little maid to come over and stuff a poem for him.
Isn't this cheating
Okay, okay, how can it be called cheating when the lady helps the husband
This is called conjugal love!
Thinking of Wang Shouzhe here, I was still a little moved and warm in my heart.
But Liu Yuanrui was stunned on the spot.
Wasn't that the maid Qiao'er next to my sister just now
So recklessly, he threw his head into the arms of his brother-in-law and stuffed a piece of paper. Do you think everyone is blind
Isn't this blatant cheating
All of a sudden, Liu Yuanrui felt tears rushing down. I, Yuan Rui, have worked so hard to support my sister, why are they tearing things down one by one
If you say that cheating is cheating, and the technique is so clumsy and so blatant, how can he be embarrassed
The way of cheating can't be more clever, so it's okay to leave him with some dignity
Qiaoer's technique is indeed very clumsy.
The other brothers-in-law and sister-in-laws also saw this scene. But they all pretended to be deaf and dumb one by one, as if they didn't see anything.
It's clear that the guy in the backyard is helping his future brother-in-law cheat, who dares to say anything under the years of accumulating power
Liu Yuanrui also said helplessly: "Brother-in-law thinks about it, let's start quickly?"
He thought to himself that since it was his sister's poem, he had to applaud no matter what he said, otherwise he would offend his sister and the consequences would be unimaginable.
His younger brothers and sisters are also pretending: "Yeah, brother-in-law is almost done, let's start."
But Wang Shouzhe shook his head and said, no, no, I haven't made up my mind yet.
It made Liu Yuanrui roll his eyes.
How long are you going to pretend? Obviously my sister is already helping you cheat, but you still say you haven't thought about it.
Okay, if you want to act, you can act, why did my sister do it herself
After a while, Wang Shouzhe finally stood up and said, "I've made up my mind. Yuan Rui's poems are very good. My brother-in-law can only play tricks and make a fool of myself."
'Okay, brother-in-law, come one. "
Brothers-in-law and sisters-in-law shouted one after another, and made a look of looking forward to it. Everyone knows Wang Shouzhe's poem, but the sister in the backyard wrote it, no matter what, everyone is responsible and applauded.
I saw Wang Shouzhe pacing step by step in the atrium with his hands behind his back. After a few steps, he uttered the first sentence: "Goddess Que pities the common people, and guards the long night in front of the Hall of Holding the Halberd."
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As soon as everyone heard this, images immediately appeared in their minds, as if a goddess was in her celestial palace, worrying about the common people in the world, dealing with mortal affairs, and a halberd-wielding celestial general guarding the gate of the palace , to spend the long night with her.
Before they could catch their breath, Wang Shouzhe recited the second sentence: "The years have turned thousands of times, and the world will eventually be connected."
Brothers and sisters, they began to understand. This is a story, the elder sister is the Goddess who is worried about the common people, and the brother-in-law is the heavenly general who silently guards. In the end, the Goddess did not know whether she went down to the mortal world because she wanted to save the common people, but she met her brother-in-law by fate and got married.
It sounds like it's not bad, it lifts my sister up quite high.
Then they started cheering loudly. This is a poem written by my sister, and it sounds quite interesting.
"No!" Liu Yuanrui was shocked, "This is not my sister's handwriting. It is impossible for my sister to compare herself to a goddess and her brother-in-law to a guard in front of the night watch."
"So that's how it is?" Brother-in-law and sister-in-law came back to their senses, but then again, brother-in-law's poem tastes good, but it seems that there is something missing.
"It's not bad, brother-in-law can have such a level, it is already considered both civil and military."
"Yes, yes, although it is slightly inferior to Yuan Rui's poem, but it lifts up my sister very much." The Liu family also spared no effort in cultural cultivation, and everyone has some appreciation.
"Pass the test, pass the test." Liu Ruolei said directly with joy, "Everyone, get out of the way, don't delay brother-in-law to pick up the bride."
Even Chen Fangjie admired him and said: "I didn't expect Shouzhe to be quite talented in poetry, half a bit better than me."
Suddenly!
Liu Yuanrui stopped with a solemn expression: "Everyone wait."
"Huh?" Everyone's eyes fell on Liu Yuanrui. Yuanrui, aren't you, brother-in-law's poem is already very good, but you still want to embarrass him
Liu Ruolei glared at him fiercely and dissatisfied: "Yuan Rui, don't go too far."
"Don't misunderstand, don't misunderstand." Liu Yuanrui hurriedly raised his hand and surrendered, "Brother-in-law's poem is indeed not bad, but I think there is still something lacking. Brother-in-law, is there still a second half of this poem?"
The second half
Everyone was stunned, Yuan Rui seemed to have some truth in what he said, and this poetic expression seemed incomplete.
Everyone looked at Wang Shouzhe in unison.
Wang Shouzhe was not hypocritical, and continued to chant the second half of the song: "I'm afraid that my wife will go away in the wind, and lie to my wife that Tiangong is cold."
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Everyone was startled, and were brought into the mental state of brother-in-law. Just imagine, a guard who has been waiting for countless years in front of the temple is lucky to tie the knot with the goddess in the mortal world, which is naturally a great thing.
But he was also afraid that one day his beloved wife would eventually fly away, so he did not hesitate to trick his wife into saying that the Heavenly Palace was not good, so his panic and fear were revealed all of a sudden.
"Okay, what a person who is afraid that his beautiful wife will take the wind and lie to the lady that Tian Gonghan is cold." Liu Yuanrui applauded endlessly.
The rest of the people also applauded.
Afterwards, Wang Shouzhe read out the last line that had been in the works for a long time: "Hold your children in tears and look forward to them, and pray that all eternity will sleep together!"
As soon as this sentence comes out.
Everyone was stunned, and before everyone's eyes, brother-in-law Wang Shouzhe was holding the hands of his sons and daughters, watching with tears in his eyes that the sister Goddess was about to ascend, very reluctant to part. Even using this trick on unborn children, don't you want to be so shameless
The last sentence is even more shameless, praying that all generations will sleep together.
This is to let my sister marry him in this life, but she still has to marry for ten thousand lives? Pooh, it's so shameless.
There are poems to prove it:
Goddess Fairy Pity the common people
Long night watch in front of the Hall of Jiji
Time turns thousands of times
Finally get married
I'm afraid that my beautiful wife will go with the wind
Lie to the lady Tian Gonghan
Holding hands with children and tears
Pray for eternity to sleep together
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Everyone was silent. Of course, this poem is not a shocking work. But today's topic is how to praise them, sister Ruolan, better.
Undoubtedly, Liu Yuanrui's song was very good, quite high-level.
But brother-in-law's song...
This is no longer a boast.
Instead, licking.
They are originally born as husband and wife, and the licking is so clever, smooth and natural. This brother-in-law is really a rare talent in the world.
"Alas~" Chen Fangjie put his hands behind his back and sighed to the sky, "At first, I thought that I, Chen Fangjie, was unparalleled in licking skills. But compared with Shou Zhe, it's like cloud and mud. I accept it! I worship it!"
"Woo~" Liu Yuanshan began to cry, crying very sadly.
"Brother Yuanshan, why are you crying?"
"I see."
"Brother Yuanshan, what do you understand?"
"I understand why I can't marry a wife."
"Brother Yuanshan, since you have understood, you can still be saved, so please do your best."
"I can't be saved." Liu Yuanshan ran away with tears streaming down his face, screaming sadly, "Because in my whole life, I can't write this kind of shameless and extremely nasty Y poetry... Woooooo~ "His figure, as the crying faded away, quickly disappeared.
Everyone looked at his retreating back and couldn't help feeling, Brother Yuanshan, it's not just because you can't write Y poems that you can't marry a wife.
Then, everyone bowed to their brother-in-law Wang Shouzhe. They would never be able to make such a poem.
Especially some sister-in-laws have already started to find pens and paper, and then blushed and copied the poem. Although the poem was not intended for them, it was wonderful to taste it every night.
Hold hands with children and look forward with tears and eyes, praying that all eternity will sleep together.
Brother-in-law is good or bad, hee hee~
Even Liu Yuanrui bowed deeply to Wang Shouzhe: "Brother-in-law, I am convinced."
"Hehe~ Let's give in. Yuanrui, you're still young." Wang Shouzhe patted his shoulder and said earnestly, "When you grow up, your skills will definitely not be inferior to mine."
"Hey, where's Ruo Lei? This girl was quite active just now, why did she disappear all of a sudden? I still want her to lead the way."
"That's all! Send red envelopes."
Immediately, a whole box of red envelopes was brought over and distributed to brothers-in-law, nephews and nieces, and all juniors.
"Brothers, follow me to pick up the bride." Wang Shouzhe waved his hand, and his Wang brothers responded loudly, and they all walked towards the backyard in high spirits.
The three levels have been passed, and the pass is so beautiful, and the red envelopes have been given out, so it is naturally impossible for anyone to stop it.
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Just as Wang Shouzhe and his party were heading all the way to the backyard.
The little maid, Qiao'er, has already reported this poem back, her speed is really extremely fast, coming and going like the wind.
Along with her was Liu Ruolei, and she said angrily, "Brother-in-law is too bad, not only wants to marry my sister for the rest of her life, but also wants to pester her for life and death, it's really greedy."
As soon as the words came out, everyone in the room looked at her in unison.
Um
Isn't it a good thing to confess like this? Why is Ruo Lei so angry.
Liu Ruolei felt that she had made a slip of the tongue, and hurriedly shut up, but her heart was still full of anger, what a beautiful poem, why couldn't it be her turn
On the contrary, Qiao'er said excitedly: "Young Master Xin's poem is really excellent, I'm almost in tears."
At this time Liu Ruolan had already copied the poem on paper, and read it carefully twice, the more she read it, the more she blushed.
With a light "spit", he commented: "It's indeed a little frivolous."
But he said so on his mouth, but his eyes were full of shyness and joy, his face was a little hot and red, and he murmured in his heart: "Holding hands with children and looking forward to tears, praying for eternity to sleep together, I am really not ashamed!"
It can be seen that Wang Shouzhe's licking poem really licked her heart.
Between husband and wife, it's okay to be frivolous.
There is talk in this room.
A voice came from outside: "Miss, get ready, the new uncle is here."
At this time, Liu Ruolan had already put on her red wedding dress, several aunts hurriedly put the red hijab on her head, and let her sit on the bed.
"I invite the new uncle to enter the boudoir to receive the marriage."
Wang Shouzhe entered the boudoir as he said.
Several middle-aged beautiful women looked Wang Shouzhe up and down curiously, and couldn't help but praise: "The new uncle is really handsome and handsome, and a good-looking talent."
The bride with the red hijab trembled slightly, but she held back her peek.
Wang Shouzhe was beaming, greeted several aunts one by one, and presented red envelopes.
Especially his fourth aunt Wang Liuzi and Wang Shouzhe secretly stuffed a big red envelope.
The fourth aunt, Wang Liuzi, was very happy, and hurriedly said: "Shouzhe, why don't you hurry up and present the golden pouch with all the treasures?"
Hearing this, Wang Shouzhe hastily untied the golden pouch from his waist, walked quickly towards the bride, put it in the hands of Liu Ruolan, and said softly, "Ruolan, the auspicious time has come, come with me back to the Wang family." .”
In this bag of treasures, there are some gold or jade trinkets, such as grains, melons and fruits, fish, meat, and a small abacus of pure gold, which represents the entrustment of his future finances to the she.
Liu Ruolan, who covered her head with a red hijab, was holding the treasure bag, her heart was full of shyness and nervousness, she nodded lightly, and whispered: "Yes."
Wang Shouzhe was overjoyed immediately, and shouted, "Yuan Rui, why don't you come in soon?"
At this time Liu Yuanrui walked into the boudoir, smiled and cupped his hands and said, "Congratulations brother-in-law, you finally got a beautiful woman home."
"Thank you Yuan Rui for your mercy. I, Wang Shouzhe, have been lucky enough to marry Ruolan." As he spoke, Wang Shouzhe took out a big red envelope and offered it, "Yuan Rui, thank you for your hard work."
According to the rules, an unmarried brother-in-law had to carry his sister into the sedan chair.
Liu Yuanrui took the big red envelope unceremoniously, patted his chest and said, "Okay, I'll wrap it on my body. Don't look at my weak bones, I have exercised well recently."
After finishing speaking, he picked up Liu Ruolan and went out of the boudoir.
Before I had taken two steps, Liu Yuanrui murmured in a low voice: "Hey, my sister has become lighter recently, she must be feeling sorry for me Yuanrui. I remember the last rehearsal..."
But before he finished speaking, he screamed "Ouch", and hurriedly admitted his mistake: "Sister, I was wrong."
Then he hugged his sister and ran out all the way.
Wang Shouzhe broke out in a cold sweat. This kid was quite capable of killing himself. Naturally, he pretended that he didn't hear anything, and followed obediently.
Later, he bid farewell to his father-in-law and mother-in-law in the main hall.
Only then did Yuan Rui carry the bride out of the gate of the Liu family.
After a ceremony, the bride sat on the eight-carried sedan chair.
And Wang Shouzhe was at the front of the team riding his Wanjin horse.
"Get up the sedan chair." After Gongsun Qiang yelled, the team began to walk slowly, leaving Shanyin in the crowd's farewell, all the way to safety.
The returning team was more than twice as large as when it came.
The send-off team led by members of the Liu clan was equally mighty. Carriage after carriage followed behind the team, all of which were Liu's dowry.
Judging from the size of the dowry, it really reflects Liu's strong financial resources.
Wearing a gorgeous and rich wedding gown, Wang Shouzhe rode on the fire and walked on the white clouds, and walked at the front of the team, full of vigor and vigor.
After living for two lifetimes, this was the first time he married a wife.
Starting today, we will welcome his brand new life.
One of the four great joys in life, the bridal chamber wedding night, has slowly unfolded in front of him.
Really, the spring breeze is proud of horseshoe disease, and life is full of joy.
Bridal chamber wedding night, here I come!
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