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"Look for Patriarch Shouzhe? Don't worry about looking for Patriarch Shouzhe, even if you find Liu Ruolan, it's useless." The gentleman of ethnology, who is already in his 100s, said sonorously, "Ancestry is the key to teaching and raising children. Here, no matter whether it is a commoner, a descendant of the Wang family, or a wolf, a bear, or a tree, all are treated equally."
"Our slogan is to resolutely prevent a scumbag from graduating from ethnology."
"I don't care who you are, what your status is, and what relationship you have with Wang Dalang, Wang Erlang, Wang Sanniu, Wang Silang, and Wang Wuniu. But since they teach in my hands, I have the responsibility and obligation to let They learn culture and distinguish right from wrong."
Emperor Longchang rolled his eyes, what the hell kind of names are these? Well, well, he also admitted that the five little wolves look too much alike, so naming them like this makes them easier to distinguish.
"Hmph, just a little ethnographer, how dare you show off your power in front of me. I don't care about others, call Wang Dalang and others, I will take care of them." Emperor Longchang waved at the five young and girl wolves, showing a kind expression , "Come on, come to me. I don't believe it. That guy Wang Shouzhe can turn the world upside down."
Wang Dalang and the others also recognized the very kind and amiable Grandpa Great Emperor who had taken care of them for a period of time, sobbing excitedly, wanting to rush over to make out with him. But he secretly glanced at the stern-faced ethnology teacher.
Immediately, they all shook their heads and drooped their heads, indicating that they were being punished, but they didn't dare to mess around. Those little eyes are really as innocent as they want.
As a result, it naturally made Emperor Longchang feel distressed. Just when he was about to get angry, his clothes were pulled by a small sapling with a branch, and a girl with a milky voice said, "My lord, please don't babble!" Mister is angry, he is also for babbling."
a tree? Or a seedling
Emperor Longchang looked at the little sapling up and down, and his expression gradually became solemn: "Little sapling, what kind of spiritual plant is this? How old are you? Why can you talk? Could it be that Wang Shouzhe, the big devil, forcibly treated you?" Did you use Transformation Pill, Qizhi Pill or something like that?"
"No babbling, Daddy is from the Lun family." The little sapling said, "It's just that babbling is not good at learning, and I always quarrel with Daddy, and my homework is so difficult."
Emperor Longchang was in a cold sweat when he heard that, little girl, can you save two babbles when you speak
But generally he understood that this little sapling seemed to be Wang Shouzhe's daughter, and it should be his natal spiritual plant. But is that guy Wang Shouzhe a pervert? Why does Lingzhi, who is born in his life, come to ethnology to study
How could he be willing to have such an obedient and gentle daughter
"What's your name? Sigh. Show me your homework~" Emperor Longchang rubbed her branches with a gentle tone. But he thought to himself, Wang Shouzhe's natal Lingzhi is not very intelligent, he has already grown to the seventh level and can talk, why is his intelligence similar to that of a three or four-year-old doll
Where did something go wrong
"The name of Lun's family is Wang Yiya Lixian." Wang Lixian conjured up a few test papers out of nowhere, "Arithmetic, it's so difficult, I don't understand..."
Arithmetic is indeed a headache!
Emperor Longchang took a look at the test paper, and immediately laughed: "You little girl, these are basic addition, subtraction, multiplication and division. Come on, come on, grandpa will teach you." Even if the emperor is a scumbag, he still has no basic arithmetic. questionable.
Then he happily explained to Wang Lixian and enjoyed the fun of being a teacher.
The Great Emperor Longchang spitting foam at the mouth, Wang Lixian's uncomfortable branches were twisted together: "It's so difficult, it's so difficult, arithmetic is too troublesome, it's better to fight and be more interesting. No need to count, more, as long as there is more. "
"It's all right, you're still young, you can learn slowly." Emperor Longchang smiled and comforted Li Xian, thinking to himself, Wang Clan's learning is nothing more than this, his self-confidence suddenly swelled .
Then he walked to the five frowning little wolves, and said confidently: "Show me your graduation exam papers, if there is anything you don't know, I'll give you some advice and keep them safe, and you will graduate soon. "
"Woooooo~" The five little wolves became excited all of a sudden, feeling as if a savior had fallen from the sky. They ran to their desks at the fastest speed, picked up the test papers and ran back, handing them over to Emperor Longchang. .
Then he hung his tongue and watched helplessly as Emperor Longchang rescued them from the fire and water.
"Come, come, let me..." Emperor Longchang turned over the test paper, his smile gradually froze, and then became stiff. It was densely packed with characters and symbols that he knew or didn't know, and he didn't know many at first.
However, when mixed together, it was like a heavenly book, making his mind a mess.
Wang Dalang scored 49 points on the 100-point test paper. The rest of the little wolves had high and low scores, but they all failed.
But Emperor Longchang went through the questions quickly, and found that he would probably get a single-digit score in the test...
What does it mean
It means that he is a majestic Emperor Longchang, even Wang Dalang and Wang Wuniu are not as good as...
Stupid as a chicken!
Fortunately, he still wants to talk to them about the topic, so that they can speed up their graduation.
Five and a half wolves, big and small, still have good hopes, looking forward to when the kind old man gives a wrong question.
But found that the kind-hearted Grandpa Emperor fell into deep thought.
The ethnologist at the side ignored them, but grabbed Wang Lixian, who was in the sapling state, and criticized earnestly: "You child, I also know that you have not been enlightened for long, but what you are learning now is all Enlightenment knowledge, if you can’t even master these things, how can you face more fierce competition in the future? Let me tell you, you can’t even fight well like this.”
"Yeah, arithmetic is useless." Wang Lixian waved a branch, and retorted stubbornly, "In a fight, as long as you have enough firepower, boom, boom, boom! You will win~~"
"How much firepower is enough?" Mr. Ethnology asked.
"The more the better, babble, explosion is art!" Wang Lixian waved a branch, expressing that as long as there is enough firepower, he can defeat all enemies in the world.
"I heard you talk about your fighting style. Suppose you have 10,000 points of energy... Well, the number is too big. I understand. Assuming you have 100 points of energy, your father can give you 10 points per breath, which is normal. The environment can recover a little bit by itself every breath, and you need two points to catalyze a strengthened dragon fruit tree..." Mr. Ethnology began chatting with her about the battle plan, how to do subtle calculations with mathematics.
"Let's calculate how many firepower points you can lay out in ten breaths?"
"We have five kinds of dragon fruits with different firepower values...and nine other spiritual plants...How to arrange them can produce more firepower."
"Girl Lixian, can't you figure it out? Learning mathematics well can make your firepower stronger and more powerful. And you don't have to be like Wang Dalang and the other five, who can't graduate in thirty years, even the stupid one Xiong, you all graduated last year!"
Can a bear graduate
Emperor Longchang's old face was slightly hot, and the test papers he was holding in his hands were like holding a pair of hot potatoes. Immediately pretending to close the test paper, with hands behind his back, his expression became serious: "Actually, Mr. Ethnology is right, the knowledge and culture you have learned are all your own."
"It's not terrible to make mistakes, what's terrible is that you don't want to correct them. Therefore, I think that with your level, you should continue to study ethnology. If I help you indiscriminately now, it is harming you."
"With your little culture, what can you do if you barely learn ethnology? Could it be that you just go hunting on the grassland?"
"Aooooooow~~" Wang Dalang and the others lowered their heads, showing shame in their eyes, the kind old grandfather was right, they should reflect on themselves.
Even Mr. Ethnology gave him an admiring look: "Wang Dalang and the others have elders like you, and they can graduate in the future."
"How dare, how dare, everything depends on the master." Emperor Longchang didn't dare to underestimate that gentleman of ethnology anymore.
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at the same time.
Wang Shouzhe had already dealt with elder brother Zhong Xingwang's funeral, went home to rest for several days, and adjusted his mentality.
Today, he was stealing half a day's leisure in the small courtyard, half lying on the teacher's chair, basking in the sun, drinking spiritual tea, and watching the letter that the emperor would send every now and then.
After decades of supervising the country, Di Zi'an has become more mature and stable, handling various major national affairs in an orderly manner.
It's just that as the king of a country, there are too many trivial matters, so that 30% of his letters are complaining about being too busy all day and being too brain-intensive. Then, another 30% of the content was trying to confuse Wang Shouzhe to move to Guilong City and assist him in handling political affairs.
Otherwise, he will move to Ping An Town.
Only about 40% of the content is about some troublesome things encountered in government affairs recently, and they should be discussed with him.
joke.
Gui Longcheng would not go, even if he was killed, not even if he was given a cabinet minister.
Wouldn't it be nice to stay at home with your wife and kids and bask in the sun
Immediately.
Wang Shouzhe picked up the pen, replied a letter in a fluttering manner, and once again rejected the invitation to become an official without hesitation, and then calmed Di Zi'an's emotions.
And after putting forward a few constructive opinions, he lay back in the teacher's chair and basked in the sun.
He half-closed his eyes, enjoying this rare leisure time.
But at this time.
A family member hurriedly came to report: "To the head of the family, the patrol team of Xinping Town has an urgent message. They have discovered a group of suspicious spies who are engaged in espionage and inciting civil uprisings. When the patrol team carried out arrests according to the law, one of them Suspicious elements tore apart space and escaped."
"puff!"
Wang Shouzhe took a sip of spiritual tea, stared and said, "What do you mean tearing up the space and escaping?"
"That's right..." Jiajiang handed over the urgent letter speechlessly, "Tore up the space and escaped, that's what the news said."
Wang Shouzhe took the letter and looked at it, and he really said so.
Some cultivators in the Purple Mansion Realm who are particularly talented in space can use some space principles to escape from the shadows, which is already quite remarkable.
And if some supernatural powers monks are proficient in the art of space, they can also teleport short distances, but they can't talk about tearing up space to escape.
According to legend, only those who have reached the level of Emperor Lingxu have the terrifying ability to shatter the void.
Shred space to escape? What level of spy is this
A Lingxu-level spy!
How can Wang's He De provoke Ling Xu-level spies to spy on him
In this way, there is only one truth.
Wang Shouzhe slapped his forehead, and was speechless for a moment. The majestic Emperor Longchang actually went to the Wang family's territory to sneak around as a spy
Is it because you are full and have nothing to do, are you extremely bored
Engaged in espionage and inciting civil uprising
The corner of Wang Shouzhe's mouth twitched slightly. Could there be a problem with Wu's genetics? It's always easy to act like a demon...
Should I seriously consider the matter of marrying the Wu family again
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