The tramp was very diligent and led the man into the living room, serving tea, while I was standing at the threshold and watching him silently.
He is not too old, looks in his thirties, suits and shoes, with a big belly, like a successful little boss, but his face is very bad, his eye bags are swollen and blue, and he sits on the sofa somewhat restrained, nervous about Looked around.
The homeless guy played the dual roles of receptionist and manager. While greeted warmly, he began to inquire about each other's information: "At first glance, Mr. is a successful person. I don't know what the boss is called, where can I get rich?"
"My surname is Yang, and I am not a successful person if I do some business in the water country." Boss Yang is very skilled in dealing with it, and he is a veteran in the mixed business field.
"It turned out to be Boss Yang..." The tramp wanted more information, but he was interrupted by Boss Yang before he could finish his sentence.
"I don't need to say any polite words, let's just talk about business. I saw the publicity. Please quickly ask the mage to help me treat the illness." The pension slip waved his hand, with a hint of urgency and impatientness on his face. Said.
Where is the opponent of this kind of businessman, the tramp was choked immediately, blinked and couldn't speak, and glanced at me with his eyes: This is different from the situation in the rehearsal, what should I do
Secretly rolled my eyes, I walked over and pushed him away, sat opposite Boss Yang, and said coldly: "I am. Boss Yang is quick to talk, I am not a procrastinator, so I want to talk about the rules. , If you want to make a poor shot, the starting price is 10,000 yuan, depending on your physical condition and the difficulty of the disease, the price will be increased. If there is no problem, Mr. Yang, we can start now."
"Wait, how do I know if you are a liar? Looking at you, you are not too old. Who knows if you are really capable, or if you unite to fool me?" Boss Yang stretched out his hand, skeptical eyes on me and The two tramps looked back and forth.
The vagrant suddenly came to his spirits, waved his hands, and said: "Please don't worry, Boss Yang, our mage, that is indeed a person with real ability, if it weren’t for some difficulties, he wouldn’t condescend to stay here. ."
This explanation made Boss Yang’s suspicion dissipated a little, but he still didn’t believe it, and his attitude was firm: “No matter what the reason, I only believe that seeing is believing. If you have a way to prove it, breathe fire, catch a ghost or something, It proves that you are not a liar, and money is not a problem." After a pause, he waved his hand boldly: "I put my words here, no matter if my disease is cured or not, the consultation fee is 100,000 yuan."
Gudong! I clearly heard the homeless man next to him swallowing. Obviously, I was surprised by such a large sum of money. I suddenly cursed this guy for nothing. He maintained a cold expression on his face, and his tone of voice was raised a little. "Boss Yang, Poor Dao just wants to use the little he has learned to cure illnesses, and at the same time, he can find mundane things to help more people. He is not the kind of juggling jugglers on the street. "
This remark already implies some smell of gunpowder. To be honest, I was also a little bit angry. The other party's speech and manner completely regarded me as a liar, and there was a sense of superiority, so I had to accompany a smiley face. what
The atmosphere suddenly became a little embarrassing, and the tramp quickly jumped out to round the field: "Don’t do this, don’t
In this way, I think Boss Yang didn't mean that. After all, this kind of project of ours has just exited. It is not surprising that everyone has some misunderstandings. Don't mind. "After persuading me, the homeless man turned his head and looked at Boss Yang again: "Boss Yang, do you think this is good? We can want to treat you. If you think it's not effective, we don't charge anything, how about it?" "
After hesitating, Boss Yang agreed this time.
Vagrant slammed my shoulder with an elbow, signalling me to start work, enduring the urge to roll my eyes, I took out a piece of yellow talisman paper, sandwiched between the index finger and middle finger, muttering words in my mouth.
Just listening to the sound of "噌", the talisman paper burns spontaneously without fire. I stretched out my hand and threw the talisman paper into Boss Yang's water glass, and watching the burnt talisman paper meet the water, it will be black. The marshmallow dissolved into the water, and after a while, the water turned from turbid to clear at the beginning.
It was just a small trick, but it immediately made Boss Yang's eyes widened, and he was amazed. His gaze suddenly became eager, with a hint of fear and respect.
Seeing the talisman paper completely dissolved into the water, I pointed to the water cup and spit out a word: "Drink."
Boss Yang immediately picked up the water glass and drank it, smashed his mouth and was about to speak. When he turned his eyes up, he leaned softly on the sofa.
For the rest, I didn’t need to intervene. The doctor who had been watching for a long time ran out from behind and hurriedly gave him examinations, injections and injections, so he was busy.
In the end, the doctor took out a lot of medicines, pulled us together, and painstakingly took out the western pills, crushed them, added some flour and honey, mixed them together, kneaded them into pills, and pretended to be one by one. Honey pill, so that Boss Yang can take it home to eat.
Everything was settled. The doctor asked me to wake up Boss Yang, and hid in the back cabin again, peeping silently.
I was stunned, and let the other party drink it. It was much easier to wake up. I just poured a glass of cold water on Boss Yang's fat face like this.
"Ah!" Boss Yang suddenly screamed, jumped up and looked around, and found that he was still sitting on the sofa, while the tramp and I were sitting on both ends of the sofa alone, watching calmly. He also reacted immediately and stammered: "What did you do in the water you gave me to drink?"
"Of course it is to give you a cure. How about it? I feel better now?" I did not panic at all, calmly responded, and then recited the words the doctor asked me to write down one by one: "Your body is not big. Problems, but the liver is damaged, the virtual fire is strong, and the insomnia stays up all night, which increases the burden on the five internal organs. If it develops for a long time, it may cause the various organs to begin to fail prematurely."
Every time I said something, Boss Yang’s eyes became more and more straight, until the end he was convinced and frightened. As soon as my voice fell, he threw himself in front of me and almost knelt down and prayed.
"Master! Master! I believe you are a person with real abilities. Please also ask Master to save my life." Compared with the attitude at the beginning, now Boss Yang's attitude has taken a 180-degree turn. .
"Pan Dao has helped you sort out your body and recover temporarily, but if you want to get rid of it completely, you have to rely on yourself. Here are the honey pills made by Pang Dao.
Take three meals a day on time, avoid smoking, alcohol, and spicy. If you cultivate for a period of time, your body will be healthy and safe. "I continued to pretend to be an expert, and while talking, I took out the prepared honey pill from the bottom of the table and put it on the table, pushed it, and waved to him to indicate that he can go, and close my eyes.
Boss Yang immediately collected the things and left with great gratitude. Of course, he did not forget to pay the one hundred thousand yuan for the consultation before leaving.
Confirming that the person has left, the homeless man immediately closed the door and ran back excitedly. He raised the thick cowhide bag in his hand and laughed as he ran: "Hahaha. If such a nice and generous guest comes every day Three or four, don't we have to become millionaires soon!"
"Don't have that daydreaming. There are not many diseases like this that are easy to treat and are easy to treat. If there is an intractable disease, I will be blind." The doctor walked out from behind, staring madly at home Chinese.
I opened my eyes and asked the doctor: "What should I do if I have a chronic disease or an emergency room? It won't work if I use today's tricks."
"Simply, let them be hospitalized here. It would be better if you come and do it for them every day." The doctor replied without hesitation, obviously already thinking about it.
Next, I divided the money. The doctor and I contributed the most. I took the big head and divided a piece of Chen to the homeless man, almost never letting him die.
Rolling his eyes, seeing that it was too early, said hello to the doctor and took the money home.
When I got home from the taxi, I accidentally found that the old Taoist was sitting in the living room meditating. I hurriedly hid the paper bag under my arm and slid back to my room with my back facing the old Taoist.
He closed the door of the room and locked it back, his expression no longer stretched, he poured out the money in the paper bag, counted it happily, and was happy, even not knowing when he slept.
Jingle Bell! Jingle Bell! I was awakened by a rush of ringtones in a daze. I followed the sound and grabbed the phone to my ear: "Hey!"
"I have a patient here whose condition suddenly worsened. The other party specified to see you for a million dollars to save his life. Come here soon." The doctor's anxious voice came out on the other side of the phone.
I suddenly wanted to yell at me: "Your sister! Are you crazy about money? Why do you dare to take any patients?"
"It's okay, come here as soon as possible." The doctor finished speaking, and hung up the phone with a snap.
I could only get up helplessly, and returned to the doctor's clinic in the middle of the night. There were already a few people sitting inside. The doctor and the tramp were also there. When I came in, a group of people immediately looked at me.
"Okay, okay, the mage is here, please let me." The doctor hurriedly separated the crowd and pulled me in.
After seeing those patients, I was also dumbfounded. The other party had organ failure, and no one would be able to save unless the gods were alive.
Facing the expectant gaze of the doctor and the patient's family, I hid on the second floor under the pretext of looking for information.
"How did you feel like smashing your own sign at the beginning?" The red ghost came out again, and she gave me a fierce knife in her heart. She paused and lowered her voice, in my ears. Side said: "If you trade with me, I can help you rescue that patient."
I looked at her in astonishment, she still has such a god-defying ability
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