"Birth?"
After Lu Yuanqing heard the news in the Daoist Academy, he didn't react for a while.
There is no way, a guy like this who has practiced alchemy since he was a child, abstained from lust and sex, and is still a boy, has a very vague concept of husband and wife and having children.
He paused for a moment, and ordered: "Back up the gift and send it over... Hey wait!"
He called his disciples again and added: "A big gift is required!"
"yes!"
After the disciples left, Shi Yunlai who was next to him sighed: "I heard that those two children were born with innate Taoism, with all acupoints and acupoints fully accessible, with purple energy all over their bodies, and they have the appearance of heaven and man. It is inherently exaggerated, but Innate Taoism is still very credible. We have practiced Taoism for so long that we have forgotten that those two are not from the Taoist sect, and it is normal to have children."
"Born with Taoism, the future is immeasurable." Zhong Lingyu said.
"This method is really good. It has a short period of time, quick results, and a lot of money. It can be used for reference." Chao Kongtu complained while throwing beans into his mouth.
"Well, Junior Brother Chao is right."
Shi Yunlai nodded, and said solemnly: "You and Layman Xiaojiang have a good relationship, you might as well come to ask for a marriage, and you can have a son and a half daughter."
"Hey, don't!"
Chao Kongtu was so frightened that he didn't even eat the beans, he said hastily, "I'm a playful friend with her, we don't have any personal relationship, we just have common hobbies in some special aspects."
What he said was the truth. The two of them hated each other when they met, but they were also able to play together very well. They are all out of character, uninhibited, unconstrained, and like anything weird.
As the saying goes, South Douyin North Kuaishou, with a crater in the middle. The relationship between the two of them, um... probably referred to as Douyou.
"In ancient times, when the monarch had a queen, the courtiers felt at ease. Although it is different now, the nature is the same."
Lu Yuanqing thought a little more deeply, and said: "It has never happened before that a monk and a monk combined to have a child. Phoenix Mountain does not hide or pursue it, it just doesn't care about the rumors, but it will have a great impact on the people. The monk and the monk will pass it down." It is not an exaggeration to become a powerful family after several generations. Those who practice alchemy in Taoist schools are not allowed to marry; those who practice qi and sword formulas are free to marry. The outstanding aptitude of the descendants can indeed enhance the strength of the Taoist monastery, but it will also create family nepotism. We do not prohibit or encourage it, and follow the law, and the disciples just let the flow take its course."
His words can be regarded as setting the tone for the relationship between men and women in the monastery.
…
"Jincheng Yuchi Gate presents a small gift, and wish the two real people a happy dragon and phoenix..."
"Lingnan Qinggang Sect presents a congratulatory gift..."
"The Qilu Dongyin Sect presents congratulatory gifts..."
In the past few days, the mountain gate has been very busy. Coming and going in all directions, almost all sects on the list sent people to congratulate, and Phoenix Mountain also returned their salutes one by one.
It's not that no one has thought about monks having children before, it's just that it doesn't have as much impact on the couple. Immortal parents are born innate, where can they reason
It's like igniting the fire letter, and it exploded, making every male cultivator scratch his heart and lungs—because there are too few female cultivators!
There's no way, a single dog has cultivated immortality, so what the hell is a single dog! It conforms to the law of conservation of energy.
So, this group of people came here from all corners of the country, sat here and took a look, oh, Phoenix Mountain is good, there are so many female disciples!
If you want a loli, you have a loli, if you want a girl, you have a girl, if you want a sister, you want a sister, and you can develop a dragon, one step to the stomach. All of them are tender and beautiful, with good figures and good strength.
Some sun-kissed idiot once said that all men are potential rapists.
I don't want to comment on this sentence, just talk about their current psychology, their eyes are shining, ready to move, but they dare not act recklessly, all of them are gentle and polite, pretending to be wolves with big tails.
Peaceful society, free love. I pursue you, your heart is moved, we are in love with each other, even immortals can't get in the way.
It's not written in the gate rules, no! May! talk! love! like!
So, the male disciples, who had no sense of crisis, suddenly found a group of piggies running up, trying to hold back their own cabbages.
Is this worth it? !
They all geared up their fists and wanted to have a try, but before they could make a move, those guys were already defeated. Don't even look at who taught these girls? It's basically cold.
The outside world is noisy and lively, and the mountain is not very peaceful.
Xiao Zhai was too worn out and couldn't recover in a short time, so Gu Yu took her back to Phoenix Mountain for recuperation. The Kunlun side is presided over by Long Qiu, so many people are capricious!
As soon as the two little guys returned to the mountain, they detonated all the disciples in an instant, and even the Magnolia Pearl begged for nothing to come over and take a look.
Lu Yuanqing said that in ancient times, when kings had queens, their officials felt at ease.
That's right, they really have this mentality. In fact, everyone has thought about it, if the two real people are hanging like this, if they don't keep it together, they will fly up one day, so what will they do with their own group? What about your offspring? What about a piece of foundation
There has to be a replacement.
Now that you have a child, it is the most suitable.
…
"Did you eat anything today?"
In Neishan, Gu Yu finished his daily practice, returned to his residence, opened the door and asked.
"No."
Xiao Zhai was looking at a jade slip, and responded softly. There were two children on the couch next to them. They were first covered with that layer of film, and then covered with a special animal skin, which was waterproof and fireproof.
The two children were very strange. They didn't eat or drink for several days after they were born, and they slept for 20 hours a day.
Gu Yu was particularly worried, so he picked up the bottle and held the baby in his arms. They happened to be awake, Changsheng opened his dark eyes and grinned, just looking at his father with a smirk.
Jiuru tilted his head and looked inquiringly, as if he was very curious about the creature in front of him.
Longevity is naturally a boy's nickname, and his real name is Tianqing. Jiuru was originally used to describe a gentleman, but Xiaozhai didn't care about it. When he applied it to his daughter, he became a nickname, and his real name was Yuebai.
Gu Yu was holding a feeding bottle, which contained Xiao Jin, who had been beaten up severely, and the top-quality spirit animal milk he had found after trekking across mountains and rivers—Xiao Zhai naturally had no milk.
The pacifier moved to the boy's mouth and stroked it lightly.
"Um... um..."
The boy licked it a few times, but never opened his mouth to suck. The girl was even worse, she turned her head away without showing any face.
"Tsk, why don't you eat? I don't eat milk, I don't eat rice, I don't eat meat, I don't eat alcohol. I don't feel like a father." Gu Yu shook his head and sighed.
"I'm still not hungry, I'll eat naturally when I'm hungry."
"That's what I said, but I'm always worried. They haven't cried once since they were born... Hey, look, they fell asleep again."
"Come on, let me give you a hug."
Xiao Zhai clapped his hands, took the child, and saw that the whole body was surrounded by fresh air, extremely transparent, like two perfect and exquisite works of art. The more she watched, the more delighted she was, teased for a while, and suddenly said: "By the way, Lao Gu, did we forget something?"
"What?"
"Who's the big one and who's the little one?"
"Well… "
Gu Yu blinked, even twins were born one after the other, but this pair was carried out at the same time!
"Whatever, let them decide for themselves in the future."
"Well, if you fight, the loser will be the small one." Xiao Zhai nodded in agreement.