What the elder sister said was spit flying all over the place, vaguely, but the general meaning was clearly expressed.
Everyone looked at the cage of steamed buns with their own eyes, and there was no change after steaming for a long time, so they all said: "This must be a magic spell! Does anyone know how to do it? Do you know what it is?"
"If I knew, I'd still be standing here? How funny."
"Old man, you are not right. Are you capable of two hands? People don't give you steamed buns, so you are like this, not kind."
People in other places may be afraid of monks, but those in Baicheng are not afraid. Twelve years of development and evolution have already formed a new chain of contempt.
Jiangnan despises those in the Central Plains, the Central Plains despises those in the North, the North despises those in the Southwest, the Southwest despises those in the Northwest, those with Taoism despise those with sects, and those with sects despise those with nothing.
Those in Qianzhou despise the world, and those in Baicheng despise Qianzhou... This is basically the logic.
So everyone was really not afraid, and all kinds of efforts were made, and the scene became more and more lively. The old man didn't feel embarrassed either, and said with a smile: "You have to be reasonable. If she speaks empty words, you are sure that I did it? What about the evidence?"
"Have you stopped nagging?"
"I was scolding her for not giving me buns. How can I know any spells? Look at me..."
He opened his arms, everyone looked, ho, what a rags! His face was ashamed, his nails were full of mud, and he was wronged by saying that he was a beggar.
Of course, they are also reasonable, there is indeed no evidence!
Seeing the turn of the limelight, the aunt became even more anxious, and said, "Don't listen to his nonsense, I just cooked a basket of steamed buns before, and when he came, they were still half-baked. Who else could it be if he didn't do it?"
She simply sat down on the ground, patted her thighs and began to cry: "Oh, you judge, bullying my old lady, is it easy for me to sell some steamed buns..."
Everyone was unhappy, annoyed, and pitiful, but no one proposed to report to Fenghuang Mountain.
According to the precepts, monks are not allowed to use spells to make money, harm people, humiliate, etc., but even if the old man did it, what mistake did he make? It's just a few steamed buns. If you call the police in the secular world, the police won't file a case. It's a prank at best.
Gu Yu watched from the outside, but he had another idea.
When we read classics and wild history, we often see stories like this: A man was walking in the countryside, and when he saw a farmer farming, he went forward to beg for food. If the farmer refused to give it, the man squeezed grass to turn it into a snake and threw it in the paddy field.
The farmer was horrified, and trampled and beat his own seedlings, only to find that the snake was just a few grass stalks. According to that person's words, this is called a small punishment and a big commandment, which is to persuade people to do good deeds.
It's actually bullshit! Obviously they are small-minded and deliberately retaliate. The farmers live on those few acres of land, because some food will damage their crops...
There are many records of such stories in books, and most of them are descendants of the folk law school.
This is based on behavior: folks are different from Taoism orthodox sects, heretics, slanting swords, not paying attention to cultivating the mind and nature, which will inevitably breed arrogance and arrogance.
And they know that they are not more orthodox than Taoism, so they have low self-esteem and pride, and their attitudes towards ordinary people are particularly extreme and moody.
Just like this little old man, he must have cast the spell, and his mentality is also a mentality of teasing and revenge.
He watched the woman sitting on the ground sucking dirt, howling vigorously, showing disdain, shaking his head and wanting to leave. At this moment, a sentence suddenly came out from the crowd: "It's really shameless to bully a woman at such a young age!"
The quarrel stopped, Qi Qi looked around, but a young girl came out.
Wearing a blue blouse with embroidered trim, red, green, blue, white, and black patterns embroidered on the cuffs, and a long skirt on the lower body. The facial features can only be said to be not ugly, with the primitive atmosphere of the mountains. The most eye-catching thing is that she holds a cupronickel hookah in her left arm.
She spoke with a bit of an accent, and her temperament was very aggressive, and she said directly: "Young lady, don't worry, I will help you break the law."
Without waiting for someone to respond, the girl glanced left and right, picked up a pair of rusty scissors on the case, poof! It poked in along the cage cover.
"Okay, the steamed buns will be cooked in a while!"
The girl finished the work, and she was going to get out of the way when everyone was stunned.
But the old man quit, his face darkened, and he shouted: "Where is the younger generation, do you understand the rules?"
"Huh? What's the rule?" The girl wondered.
"This is between me and her. The law can only be broken by me. What are you doing?"
"..."
The girl paused for a moment, becoming more and more surprised, and said, "What kind of intrusion. You are clearly bullying a woman for the sake of two steamed buns, and you still have the nerve to talk about the rules here?"
She was very contemptuous, turned around and left again.
"stop!"
The old man's complexion turned red, and he couldn't go down the steps.
He is the kind of guy mentioned above: I am teasing you, a mortal, because I think highly of you. You know that you are wrong. Please respectfully ask me to break the law and know how powerful I am. This is a complete set of procedures.
"Let you go today, don't you think I have no one?"
"What do you want?"
"Simple! At the feet of a real person, you can't fight privately, but a little competition, do you dare?"
The girl was a newborn calf, she raised her chin, "Dare, how do you compare?"
"Good talk!"
The old man chuckled, showing a bit of insidiousness.
The onlookers were even more emotional, and retreated to make way for a circle. The eldest sister who sells steamed buns stopped crying, and just waited to see the excitement.
"Do you dare to pass your hookah to me?"
"this… "
The girl hesitated for a moment, feeling that she couldn't lose her share, so she handed it over. The other party took the hookah, moved his lips slightly, seemed to mutter a few words, then returned it, saying: "Can you break this method?"
Um
The girl carefully scanned the hookah. It is about half a meter high. It is made of cupronickel. The water pipe is flat and has a few small insects carved on it. It looks simple and exquisite.
She looked at it for a moment, then her eyes changed, and with great anger, she cursed: "Old whore!"
"Hey, let's talk about the lewdness later, I'll ask you, can you break the law?" the old man said.
The girl is from the Zhuang nationality, so she learned the wolf root method.
There is a kind of courtship witchcraft in the wolf root method, called "boring". A girl who is hit by "boring" will have an attack of sexual desire and a high level of emotion, allowing men to chase (wan) and pursue (nong).
The method used by the old man is similar to "boring", and its strength is not low, so I am not fully sure to break it.
"..."
She pursed her lips, but she didn't want to bow her head to admit defeat, her heart was hardened, and she said: "Elder sister, borrow a bowl of water to drink."
"Ah? Oh, yes, yes!"
The eldest sister who sold the steamed buns didn't pick it up this time, so Ma Liu came over with a bowl of water, which was still tea.
The girl swallowed her saliva, bit the slender straw, first slowly spit it into the water bucket, and then tried to inhale, the water bucket made "gurgling" and "gurgling" sounds.
Only after that did she load the tobacco and inhale again.
The smoke passed through the water, removing the impurities of fire and gas, bringing a cool and refreshing feeling. And this sweetness is mixed with a strange sweet and greasy taste.
The girl bit the straw, desperately resisting the sweetness, but her own strength was not high, so it was really difficult.
Others looked at her and felt that her complexion was getting more and more flushed, her eyes were full of spring, and her fingers were shaking slightly. Think about the "old whore" just now, ho, everyone understands.
Aphrodisiac!
Wow! No one dissuaded them, they were all watching enthusiastically, and they were even looking forward to some exciting scene.
"Gululu!"
"Gululu!"
The sound became weaker and weaker, the girl became more and more unstable, and her breathing began to become disordered. At this moment, the water in the bucket seemed to jump, and the sweetness disappeared.
The girl didn't know why, but she didn't dare to delay, and continued to inhale.
For a while, everyone was quiet, and the atmosphere was strange and full of strange beauty. The sound of "Gululu" was long and long, with a clear rhythm and continuous flavor, which sounded quite pleasant.
Not long after, the girl finished smoking a bag of cigarettes and let out a long breath.
"..."
The old man was already stunned, and murmured: "This is impossible, no, why are you all right?"
"Nothing is impossible, you lose!"
"What do you want?"
"Easy! Just admit that you are bullying others." The girl imitated his tone.
"you!"
The old man's face turned red and turned white, but he was still a cultivator after all, and he was not ready to lose in front of a group of mortals, so he said: "Okay, I admit it today, the steamed bun is my technique!"
Buzz buzz!
Everyone had guessed it a long time ago, but after hearing his confession, there was still a commotion.
The eldest sister suddenly became a little scared, this group of people are moody and unpredictable, if they kill themselves, even if Fenghuang Mountain is upholding justice, it will be too late!
Immediately, she waved her hands again and again, "It's okay, it's okay, I'm too stingy, it's just a few steamed buns, eat as much as you want."
"snort!"
How could the old man really eat steamed buns? He glared at the girl and flung his sleeves away.
The girl curled her lips, stepped forward and said, "Eldest sister, you..."
"Oh, thank you today, I still have to do business, sorry! Sorry!"
The elder sister lifted the lid, and sure enough, there were fat, white steamed buns lying in the drawer. She didn't lift her eyes, she came out and went in, she looked really busy.
"..."
The girl came out of the mountains and saw the world for the first time, and she couldn't understand the complexity of people's hearts. She only felt a little angry and a little depressed, but she didn't understand the reason, so she left the shop silently.
The commercial street is booming and lively, and what happened just now seems like a meaningless episode, no one will take it to heart.
While she was walking, suddenly a voice sounded, which came to her ears clearly, and then looked at the others, they all stopped in doubt.
"Today, a arena is set up in Shalizhai. If the monks have any grievances and disputes, they can fight on the stage if both parties are willing. No private competitions, no harassment of the people, and no harming people or killing people on the stage. Please know that! "
When the words fell, I heard the rumbling and the earth shaking.
On the edge of the town, in an open space near the mountain forest, the ground suddenly bulges up, gradually rising, and piled up to form a huge earth and stone platform.
Immediately afterwards, another huge rock flew from nowhere, ten feet high and five feet wide, and it slammed into the soil with a large character engraved on it: 打!