Put the man down!

Chapter 1: Introduction

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Everyone who knows the four members of the Ye family feels that this is an all-too-common ordinary family.

My parent, Father Ye, is a university teacher. He doesn’t have a lot of talents. He will be forgotten as soon as he graduates, and others will not remember him when they are grateful to his mentor and miss him in his youthful years.

The female elder, Mama Ye, is a housewife who manages the family's livelihood with her husband's salary, which is neither too much nor too little.

I have a younger son, Ye Feng, who is studying in an ordinary university. He is not very handsome but he is definitely handsome.

There is also an eldest daughter, Ye Shuang, who has just been working for two years...except for her temperament and personality, which are slightly like those of her son, she has no major shortcomings.

The family of four lives in an ordinary harmony. The parents had some common quarrels between ordinary couples, but never took action. The youngest son also had normal rebellious episodes in middle school, but he was not cynical yet. The eldest daughter secretly had a little love affair in the ivory tower, but it ended sadly because her first love boyfriend moved on and left...

From the above unexceptional examples, it can be seen that the Ye family is really an ordinary family of small citizens, and almost no one would associate their family with any special events.

But on this day, an earth-shattering scream came from the Ye family...

Enthusiastic neighbors rushed over within a minute, banging on the door and shouting in an attempt to watch the gossip scene immediately: "Old Ye, Teacher Ye! What happened? Do you want to help? You guys..."

Three minutes later, Father Ye, who looked ugly, finally opened the door to his house, quickly blocked the door and then closed the door, blocking the neighbors from curiously poking their heads. He twitched the corner of his mouth for a long time, and finally gave a stiff smile: "No, fine."

"Is everything okay?!" The neighbors were very concerned: "Old Ye, you don't look well."

"... My wife was watching a horror movie just now and was frightened." Father Ye's eyes drifted away guiltily: "I... I was frightened by her scream."

“…”

No way, she was howling like this while watching a horror movie in broad daylight... Speaking of which, Ye Ma is very young at heart. She is almost 50 years old and still likes the exciting taste of young people.

The neighbors were silent for a moment. Although they wished they could torture Father Ye and force him to tell the truth about what happened, they could only think about it.

"Then... if nothing goes wrong, we will go back?!" Unfortunately, they could not know what happened immediately, and the neighbors reluctantly said goodbye to Dad Ye.

Father Ye thanked the neighbors one by one for their kindness. After everyone at the door finally left, he stood there for another three minutes to make sure no one was left peeping. Then he opened the door and went home as fast as he could, almost teleporting. The level is such that no one even has a chance to peek inside the house.

In the living room of the Ye family, Brother Ye was standing beside the sofa with a sleepwalking look on his face, while Mother Ye worriedly greeted Father Ye who had just entered the door: "Old Ye, no one noticed?!"

"No..." Father Ye glanced at the handsome guy with a painful face lying on the sofa behind Mother Ye, looking like he wanted to cry: "But our Shuangshuang..."

"My sister... No, my brother?!" Ye Xiaodi was completely ethereal, his upper body was lying softly on the sofa, and his eyes were looking at the sofa with some misfocus, even if he was unconscious, he still couldn't stop** The man's claws unconsciously wanted to reach the person's chest: "What on earth is going on?!"

With a "snap" sound, Ye Ma rushed over and angrily knocked off Little Brother Ye's claws, causing the latter to howl in pain.

Ye Ma glared at Little Brother Ye, ignoring his grievances and loudly lectured: "A girl's breasts can be touched casually by men?! Even if you are her biological brother!"

Xiaodi Ye was about to cry. He finally came to his senses and pointed at the man on the sofa and yelled: "Is this a girl?!"

Damn it! Look at those breasts, look at that face, look at those pants...cough!

In short, even if his sister was as bold and generous as a pure man in the past twenty-four years, at least she still had the characteristics that a woman should have, and small breasts are still breasts.

How is it like now? !

Anyway, no matter how you look at Xiaodi Ye, the person lying on the sofa is a real man from the inside out.

Being snatched away by Brother Ye, the upright and awe-inspiring Ye Ma followed her fingers and turned her eyes to the man on the sofa. Then her expression suddenly dropped and she wanted to cry again: "My Shuangshuang..."

Although the boys are also good, and although their family does not favor boys over girls, nor girls over boys, but... But no matter who has raised a good daughter for four years, suddenly turns into a son, this kind of thing cannot be accepted by normal people. Okay!

"Stop crying yet!"

Father Ye finally showed his parental authority at this time and stopped another round of miserable storm: "First figure out what is going on!" He came out of the study only after hearing the screams, except Apart from knowing that my daughter suddenly turned into a son, I couldn't figure out anything else.

Ye Ma looked at each other with Ye Xiaodi with tears in her eyes, and then the two witnesses began to recall the scene of the incident together.

Mother Ye, who looked sad, first gave her testimony: "I remember that Shuangshuang was in a trance when she came out of her room. Maybe it was at that time..."

"Ci'ao! My sister is in a trance. She played the game all night last night and downloaded the dungeon." Ye Xiaodi interrupted the report and retorted with indignation.

"She's playing games again?!" Dad Ye slapped the table and glared: "I've said it before, girls can't play games like this... Ahem! No, now is not the time to talk about this! What happened next?!"

Dad Ye, who had some awkward reactions, quickly changed the topic and continued to ask.

Brother Ye curled his lips and then added: "Later, my sister came out to pour water and accidentally knocked off the table the jade kitten pendant you bought yesterday. She was afraid that you would be angry and want to destroy the evidence, so she prepared to secretly I took it out and threw it away, but as soon as I picked up the pieces, I passed out within a few steps..."

"Prodigal daughter!! That jade carving cost me three months' salary... Wait, that jade carving?!"

Father Ye finally found a key point and hurriedly grabbed his son and asked, "Where are those fragments?!"

"Still, still on the ground?!" Little Brother Ye pointed at a random spot, and Dad Ye looked in the direction of his son's finger. Sure enough, the cat corpse that had been broken into several pieces on the ground was still at the scene.

When such a big thing happened to my daughter, who could care about cleaning these things

Father Ye rushed over with great skill and noticed the difference in this pile of fragments at a glance.

When I bought it back yesterday, the jade quality of the jade carving was soaked in Yingze, and it looked like it was of high quality. But now, these fragments seem to be covered with a layer of gray fog, just like bargains on the street stalls for ten yuan each.

… It seems the reason has been found.

Father Ye's expression darkened, and he turned to his daughter on the sofa with complicated eyes... No, he should probably call him his son now.

Although the reason has been found, what exactly is going on? ! (To be continued)

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