Pure men! real man!
Not only must you go to the bathroom normally, but you must also be able to stand up every morning to be healthy.
After finally experiencing the nightmarish excretion experience last night, Ye Shuang woke up with tears streaming down her face and realized that life could make her even more desperate...
The old couple of the Ye family tossed and turned all night and fell asleep just before dawn. Naturally, they didn't get up as early in the morning as before.
However, Ye Xiaodi has good adaptability. He fell into a deep sleep as soon as he fell into bed. He woke up energetic the next day and saw a haggard and handsome man cooking noodles sadly in his kitchen.
Ye Xiaodi was still a little confused when he woke up. The moment he saw an unfamiliar face, he subconsciously thought that there was a thief in the house. He raised his fist and reflexively wanted to hit it. Fortunately, the handsome guy turned his head before he swung his fist. The familiar look in his eyes immediately made him feel... In time, he remembered that this was his sister who had just changed her mind...
"Sister?!" Ye Xiaodi hurriedly patted his face to wake himself up, surprised: "Why do you look so ugly after sleeping all night?"
"..." Ye Shuang really didn't want to recall how hard she had been waiting for Chen Bo to react, let alone tell this brat what a complicated and bitter mental journey she had gone through during that period: "... do your damn thing."
Ye Shuang's expression was obviously not sunny, but Ye Xiaodi became excited instead.
The boy carefully imagined what a normal man might do after waking up, and then quickly and accurately figured out the reason why Ye Shuang's face looked so ugly. Then he finally made an excited guess: "Sister, are you hard-on when you get up in the morning?" ?!”
With a "click" sound, Ye Shuang couldn't help but break a pair of solid wood chopsticks in her hands.
Seeing this reaction, Ye Xiaodi's guess was verified, so he became even more happy: "That means you are in good health. Why are you so angry? You are a man..."
Brother Ye couldn't help but feel joyful and had a weird sense of schadenfreude that "as long as the handsome guy is unlucky, I will be extremely happy", even if the handsome guy is his own sister.
"You can tell me if you miss." Ye Shuang threw the broken chopsticks into the trash can, glanced at Brother Ye, then took out another pair, lowered his head and continued cooking noodles.
Only then did Brother Ye wake up from his excitement and remembered the hardness of the chopsticks just now... Hiss! This rhythm is wrong!
During yesterday's explanation, the "gender uncertainty" shocked everyone so much that the three members of the Ye family, including Brother Ye, basically didn't pay attention to the other point Ye Shuang said, which was There is something about this genetic fluid that can strengthen the recipient's brain and body.
But after witnessing Ye Shuang breaking chopsticks with his bare hands, Ye Xiaodi suddenly discovered that there were many more incredible changes in his eldest sister.
...That's right. Yesterday, he saw six-pack abs. There was no reason why they were just for viewing.
He was stunned for a while, and when Xiaodi Ye came back to his senses, Ye Shuang had already cooked the noodles and took them out.
Eager to find out the truth, Ye Xiaodi hurriedly chased him out, begging for food and explanation.
"Sister, eldest sister! Tell me, do you have any special powers?!" Ye Xiaodi grabbed a bowl and took the noodles out of the pot without hesitation. While mixing the ingredients, he asked eagerly: "Like clairvoyance? Mind reading? Time suspension? Can you help me read the subject test papers next semester?"
Ye Shuang was almost depressed: "You've watched too much TV, right? It's about body strengthening, brain strengthening, memory packaging, plus a sex change as a side effect... If you like, I'll switch with you?!"
"Okay, okay, now that I have become a woman, I can take a bath with a beautiful woman." Ye Xiaodi happily sucked the noodles. He was not afraid of being able to change the situation anyway, so he said without any burden: "But if you say so, It doesn’t seem too surprising. I think people either have a system or a superpower, and they also have space. Why is there only a** left in our house?!"
If this kid wasn't Ye Shuang's biological brother, she would have just thrown him out of the third-floor window.
After finishing breakfast, Ye's parents finally got up.
The second elder had obviously been mentally prepared in his room, so when he walked out of the room and saw the handsome Ye Shuang rolling up his sleeves and putting away the dishes in the living room, no one of the second elder had an overreaction like little brother Ye... Of course, there are still struggles, but if you struggle with this unchangeable reality, you will probably get used to it.
Ye's mother rushed into the kitchen and was busy making some more nutritious breakfast. Ye's father went straight to the sofa in the living room and sat down. He cleared his throat with a cough and motioned for Ye Shuang to sit in front of him.
"Shuangshuang..." As soon as the eldest daughter said the nickname she had used since childhood, and then looked at the handsome and handsome man who had just sat down in front of her, Father Ye choked at first, and then hesitantly changed his words: "I mean, Xiaoshuang..." Fortunately, the daughter's name was well chosen back then, and it wouldn't be weird for a man to use it. Otherwise, if she had been called Rou, Wan, Jiao, or something like that... Father Ye felt frightened just thinking about it.
"..." The nickname that had been used for twenty-four years was changed just like this... Ye Shuang's face also looked strange, and he had to accept it after succumbing to reality: "What did dad want to say?!"
Dad Ye coughed again: "I just want to ask, what are you going to do in the future?"
"In the future?!" Ye Shuang lowered his head and thought for a moment, then resolutely raised his face as handsome as a Greek sculpture: "In order to restore my female gender, I plan to find a good man as soon as possible..."
"Cough cough cough cough!!!"
Dad Ye coughed a few times to interrupt the topic: "I'm not talking about this... Of course this issue is also very important, but you... Forget it, what I actually want to ask is, what are your life and work plans before you return to a fixed gender? what to do?!"
Under Ye's serious expression, tears burst into tears deep in his heart.
What an embarrassing question this is. If I had known earlier, I should have asked my wife to talk to my daughter about it.
Ye Shuang didn't know what her father was feeling. After hearing this question, she began to feel worried: "I was just thinking about it. This body... let alone the inconveniences in life, yesterday I almost had to go to the toilet. Collapse. The more difficult thing to solve is work... If I take leave every three days, will I be fired in less than a month?!"
As the head of the family, Father Ye has of course already thought about the problems his daughter will face. This is why he is now sitting down to talk to Ye Shuang.
But to be honest, after all, this kind of problem is too rare. Even if Dad Ye uses his rich life experience as a reference, he can't find any practical solution for the time being.
"The job must be changed." Dad Ye first set the tone: "You work in an office. It is impossible to disappear without attracting attention for a long time. But what are you going to do if you change your job? You have to do this first. Think about it... ahem! There are also life problems, you can only overcome these by yourself, it is your own body anyway, so there is no need to feel embarrassed or anything."
"...I'll try my best." Ye Shuang gritted his teeth and agreed.
After the conversation came to an end, Ye Ma also came out of the kitchen with breakfast.
Dad Ye breathed a sigh of relief and went to wash his hands and eat. Ye Shuang continued to sit on the sofa and feel depressed, feeling that his life had changed dramatically.
Everyone has a love for beauty. The handsome guy lowering his eyelashes and frowning melancholy made Ye Ma's heart break. Ye Shuang just sat there quietly, as beautiful as an oil painting. Mother Ye, who was so full of love, didn't even bother to eat anymore. She wiped her hands and went to comfort her beloved "eldest son."
"Shuangshuang, don't be sad. Anyway, you can change it back in three days." Ye Ma gently patted Ye Shuang and said, "Mom will take you out to buy some clothes first, and we will talk about the rest later."
"Yeah." Feeling the warmth of her family, Ye Shuang raised her head and forced a smile, nodded and was about to open her mouth, then...
The beautiful man looked up, melancholy and smiling, and the beautiful scenery hit Ye Ma instantly, and Ye Ma fell down with a nosebleed.
Ye Shuang's face turned dark. (To be continued)