Put the man down!

Chapter 4

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Before Ye's mother couldn't wait to take her new perfect eldest son out to show off, Ye's father came back after wiping his mouth after breakfast, stopped his wife in time, and took Ye Shuang into the study again to continue the conversation.

"Xiaoshuang, you said that gene carries genetic memory. Do you know the specific changes in yourself?!" Looking through a thick dictionary, Dad Ye, who is a role model, began to think about how to effectively measure his daughter's current condition. Degree of change? !

Father Ye hasn't read many novels or movies on the Internet, so he doesn't know the general reactions of adventure-type protagonists after encountering such things.

But from Dad Ye's point of view, even if he knew, he probably wouldn't take it seriously.

After something unbelievable happened to him, he hid it from his family. He was afraid that he would be used as a guinea pig, so he hid it by himself. Then he finally broke out when he was forced by the surrounding environment to the point where he could no longer bear it. In the end, he sang triumphant songs all the way and started a wonderful career. Create a beautiful harem again? !

Don't be kidding, is pie in the sky so easy to happen to? ! Didn't any of the protagonists ever think that maybe their body would explode because they couldn't adapt to the sudden enhancement, or maybe the system that suddenly appeared was not the universal mentor they imagined but a conspirator who wanted to plot against you? !

They are obviously in a weak position that has been transformed by high-level beings, and they can change their appearance only by accepting the favor of external forces... How do these protagonists of adventures think with peace of mind that the earth will definitely revolve around them, and all the good things that suddenly appear will be taken for granted. Being digested by oneself without any reaction? !

Father Ye's knowledge of this unfamiliar field is still completely blank, and he has not been brainwashed by novels, movies, and TV shows to think that after getting an adventure, he can wait and kill with peace of mind.

In his opinion, whether it is a good thing or a bad thing, the most important thing is to first determine the degree of change brought about by this change. You can't just wait and resign yourself to fate without knowing anything.

"The changes are mainly the strengthening of the body and brain, but the specific degree of strengthening is not very clear yet. Because this is a common level among alien groups in genetic memory, there is no comparison record with the earth." Ye Shuang also knows that this is his father. There are good intentions and concerns, but naturally he takes it very seriously: "There are no special functions, and the optimization and integration of the intelligence and body will be gradually carried out according to the limit of the existing body... There are no side effects for the time being."

Dad Ye breathed a sigh of relief temporarily: "It's good that there are no side effects. But you still have to get familiar with your new body first... Well, at least you can't accidentally break the chopsticks at home." It's okay that it's chopsticks this time, just in case my daughter happens in the future When I shook hands with someone, I felt so excited... Father Ye simply didn't dare to continue imagining it.

Ye Shuang almost burst into tears. It was not because she was careless with the chopsticks, but because Ye Shuang's mouth was too twitchy...

"Well, let's test something gentle first." Father Ye thought for a long time, and decided to start with brain development first, so he handed out the dictionary in his hand: "No special powers?! Then let's test memory and logical thinking. "

Memory... After Ye Shuang spent ten minutes memorizing the first ten pages, Dad Ye decisively snatched the dictionary back with a dark face: "Okay, I understand!" Damn it! This world is so fucking unfair.

Father Ye, who was rarely jealous of his own child, took a deep breath to calm down: "I'll get you some math test papers from our school!" This is a basic test of logical thinking ability.

"No, Dad!" Ye Shuang burst into tears instantly: "You'd better give me some brain teasers or detective puzzles! I feel like my brain is quite active now, but..." But she used to be a math expert. Flying over at low altitude, all the theorems have been returned to the teacher after two years of work! !

"..." Father Ye, who had a deep understanding of his daughter's past experience, was also strangely silent for a while.

No matter how strong your logical thinking ability is, it is not enough to speculate on theorems and laws out of thin air. With a weak foundation, it is really unfair to ask your daughter to do math problems as a test standard... "Then let's take a look at her physical condition."

So after Father Ye gave the order, there was a deep palm print on the solid wood desk in the study, a piece of the anti-theft window outside the window was broken, and the belt of the treadmill at home was broken when it was turned to the maximum speed. , even the wall of the small bedroom has a hole...

The three members of the Ye family stood silently next to the last hole in the wall for a while, watching the embarrassed handsome man Ye Shuang easily move a wardrobe weighing at least several hundred kilograms and block the hole...

"Lao, Lao Ye?!" Ye's mother covered her chest and couldn't accept it: "How about I take Shuangshuang to find a gym to try?!" So don't bother yourself at home. I really can't bear it. Is it possible? … Fortunately this is not a load-bearing wall.

Father Ye seemed to have aged ten years in an instant, waving his hand tiredly and weakly: "Go, go, I... I'll think about it again."

Why is the eldest sister's strength so powerful? !

Xiaodi Ye, who had watched the whole process, had the urge to go crazy on the Internet and check to see if there were any unlucky kids like him who were as bad-mouthed as he was and had a superhuman sister.

Thinking about the scene in the past where he was so angry that his eldest sister rushed over to knock him, and then imagine the concrete wall in front of him that Ye Shuang accidentally broke through... Xiaodi Ye suddenly felt tired and felt that his future life was simply dark. …

Ye's mother finally got permission to take Ye Shuang out. Before leaving, Ye's father who suddenly reacted carefully warned her a few more words: "Xiao Shuang, before you get used to it, don't use your strength outside casually. You have to handle it with care, you know." Especially people, don't accidentally break it...

"..." She probably won't touch anything at the head office.

Ye Shuang's current height is definitely the tallest in the family.

After the initial transformation, everyone measured her again. The changes in appearance as a woman are not yet known and will not be visible until three days have passed, but her posture as a man is absolutely nothing to say.

With a nine-head-to-body ratio of 184cm, wide shoulders and narrow waist, and clear texture, coupled with handsome facial features, no matter where you stand, you will have a beautiful picture that can be directly put on a poster.

When she transformed the night before, Ye Shuang was wearing a skirt. At that time, everyone was too shocked by her transformation, and the model's super aura calmed the situation, so no one cared about it. A little problem.

But when Ye Shuang changed clothes the next day, the problem came out... The weak-looking father and brother Ye generally lowered their "eldest son" by at least one head, and their normal pants suddenly became a problem when Ye Shuang wore them. Funny cropped pants.

Not to mention the tops, the two's lack of broad shoulders meant that the proportions of their clothes would never be suitable for Ye Shuang now.

Taking the large T-shirt in the closet that I used to wear as pajamas and home clothes, and putting on a pair of my brother's sweatpants, the sunny and handsome guy appeared instantly, finally solving the problem temporarily.

But this can only be regarded as a temporary solution. In the future, Ye Shuang will need more replacement clothes, and even have to buy a new coat... Anyway, she can never wear a cute strawberry dot triangle under her suit jeans! ! !

So in this way, it becomes imperative to go out to buy goods.

Ye Ma packed up and went out with her "eldest son". Although Ye Shuang's outfit was simple, she had a good foundation. As soon as she walked downstairs, she was struck by an enthusiastic aunt.

"Oh, this young man is so handsome. Sister Luo, is this your relative?!" Ye Ma's surname is Luo... Auntie's eyes are almost shining. It's rare to meet such a beautiful child, and she wants to dig out all her personal information immediately. :"What is your name?"

Ye Shuang forgot about her transformation for a moment. When she saw her mother's old friend, she immediately opened her mouth and said, "My name is Ye Shuang." Who is this familiar-looking aunt? ! Wait, that’s not right! She is a man now!

When Ye Shuang noticed the problem with a stiff face, Ye Ma and Auntie were also stunned.

Ye Ma pretended to be dead: "..."

The aunt hesitated: "...the same name as your daughter?!"

Ye Shuang was embarrassed: "Haha..."

Fortunately, just like other middle-aged and elderly people who don't like to read novels online, the inexperienced aunt would never have imagined that the two Ye Shuangs are actually the same person.

But relying on the gossip experience of middle-aged and elderly women, this aunt's imagination is extremely rich in another aspect.

After coming back to her senses and noticing the clothes Ye Shuang was wearing now... the key was that T-shirt... Auntie's eyes instantly became connotative: "Haha... Sister Luo, is this your son-in-law?!"

Facts tell us, never try to doubt the insight of any old woman.

This kind of magical creature that transcends common sense usually gathers in a terrifying organization called the "Neighborhood Committee". It holds all kinds of detailed information that ordinary people can't imagine, and has a superior view of all living beings in the community...

Including the dishes on each family's three meals a day, the test scores of each family's children in school, and even so-and-so secretly went to the Internet cafe, and so-and-so made a girlfriend without her parents knowing... Every middle-aged and elderly woman Both are absolutely brilliant natural intelligence workers.

Ye Shuang only wore this dress less than three times outside, but her aunt recognized her the first time she transformed and wore it.

So some kind of association about sex was suddenly emanated from the aunt's mind, and after the Ye family's mother and "son" left, it quickly spread to the aunt group in the entire community at the speed of light...

"Do you know?! A very handsome boy has come to the Ye family, and he is wearing Xiaoshuang's clothes."

"Do you know?! There is a boy in the Ye family who has an unusual relationship with Xiaoshuang."

"You know?! The Ye family's son-in-law is here."

"Do you know?! Xiaoshuang of the Ye family is pregnant..."

So, without Ye Shuang knowing it, while being taken shopping by Ye's mother to buy clothes, she had successfully fallen in love and married herself and had a child from a black family very quickly... (To be continued)