"After you finish shopping for clothes later, Mom will take you to look for them to see which one is more authentic in handling fake IDs."
Ye Ma held Ye Shuang's arm and walked proudly on the commercial street. Ye Shuang was shocked by her first words.
"What?!" Ye Shuang couldn't believe what she heard.
"False certificate... Don't tell me you haven't seen it?!" Ye Ma seemed surprised: "I remember there were a lot of them next to the university town. When I went to your school before, I even saw a graduation certificate... "
Ye Shuang held her head and felt dizzy for a while: "...the question is what am I going to do?"
"Silly son." Ye Ma took on the new role very quickly, and it was as if she had actually given birth to two sons. : "Have you forgotten that you are a gangster like this? Not only do you have to apply for a fake ID card to use later, but your original ID card may also have to be reissued several times, in case you become more beautiful and are no longer the same as before."
From childhood to adulthood, Ye's mother and brother took care of everything, whether they were entering kindergarten or taking entrance exams, various documents, household registration certificates, and interpersonal relationships.
Being able to drag both children to college without letting Father Ye have to worry about it is enough to prove Mother Ye's success.
Don't think that being a housewife is an unskilled profession. From childhood to adulthood, we have to help them compare and choose schools, clear and apply for student status, deal with teachers of all grades, and usually do various housework and take care of three rice bugs at home who do nothing...
Where did the yellow-faced woman come from? ! That's how it was done.
Men are usually more likely to succeed in their careers and have a more accurate vision of the overall situation. But when it comes to wisdom in life and taking care of the details, it is obvious that women need to be more considerate and considerate.
For example, from the time after Ye Shuang's sudden transformation until now, the first thing Dad Ye thought of was his daughter's future, and the control of the advantages and disadvantages that the transformation might bring.
What Ye Ma was thinking about was how to better integrate her daughter's two identities into society and normal life.
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Facts have proved that a qualified housewife is not only careful and considerate when handling legal procedures, but also can do everything when she wants to when handling less legal procedures...
"My son's ID card must be usable, searchable, and have records... My mobile phone can be connected to the Internet. When we get the ID number later, we can book a flight here on the spot. If we can't book a ticket, we won't say anything. !”
Ye Ma held the entire audience with a strong momentum like bargaining for green onions at the market. She made her demands carefully and comprehensively, and also asked for a discount at the same time:
"Also, let's get a college diploma. It costs 11. I will check it online. Don't just find a printing shop to fool us... By the way, I heard that you can also get household registration here?! Is it easy to get a driver's license?... Look at me I’ve taken care of so much of your business, why don’t you give me some change? Make it cheaper, brother!”
Ye Shuang stood aside with an embarrassed look on her face. Apart from helping Ye Ma perform her duties as a "man" to control the scene, she simply couldn't get involved in anything else here.
The few men who were found in the false evidence den looked at each other in mourning and were almost driven crazy by Ye Ma.
They process academic qualifications, identity, graduation certificates, technical certificates, etc.... Although they have received all kinds of customers, I have never met such a middle-aged professional housewife.
Her bargaining skills have reached a master level, and with the characteristic of a middle-aged woman who is wordy and likes to dig into details, she has successfully gained control in such an unfamiliar trading field.
This is not Chinese cabbage that costs three yuan a pound. Please let me go, aunt!
After looking at each other, a thin man who looked like a small person in charge came out, jumped over Ye Ma, who seemed to be difficult to deal with, and looked Ye Shuang up and down first: "Black household?!"
"...I'm not a black man, I'm here to have fun?!" Ye Shuang was speechless.
Ye Ma still wanted to speak, but Ye Shuang quietly pulled her clothes off... Mainly because she didn't dare to grab her hand, so she took it lightly, took it lightly... After glancing at her "son", Ye Ma thought about it and felt that it was a man's identity in this situation. It was easier to talk, so he simply stood aside and took charge of guarding the formation.
The thin man was speechless: "I mean, you look like this... You're not changing your identity because you're wanted, right?" This person doesn't look like an unidentified person, but he might be committing fake identity fraud. . Apart from anything else, if you go out with this face and change your identity to beg a rich woman, it's just a sure thing.
Ye Shuang didn't have as many associations as Shouzi, but she was also depressed by this speculation: "Brother, you also said that my face is very recognizable. If I really want to commit adultery, don't I have to have plastic surgery first?!... Don’t guess, I won’t cause you any trouble anyway.”
"We're not afraid of trouble. Anyway, we'll be changing offices in a week. Even if you really reveal something, you can't get us out of it." The thin man didn't intend to ask more specific questions. At most, it was just a casual warning.
After saying that, the thin man picked up a digital camera from the table and threw it to his companion next to him, pointing to a small door in the room: "Go inside and take a photo, get your ID card and wait a week. You can do whatever you want to check your number, I promise. No mistake, our identities here are all bought from orphanages, mountainous areas, or accidental missing people. You can fill in a form later, and we will add the name you want to change and your academic qualifications, but the academic qualifications can only be in our Choose from the list of partner universities, don’t even think about number 11... By the way, you must not have less money.”
"We..." Ye Ma couldn't help the housewife instinct and wanted to interrupt again, but her clothes were pulled off again.
"Okay, as long as the identity is true, there will be no problem." Ye Shuang is actually lucky. Although there are many places for sex, there are definitely not many that can do it so professionally. She and Ye Ma are like a blind cat stumbled into a dead rat, luck comes. Just happened to catch a family.
Now as long as she solves the identity problem, other problems are not a problem. It’s not a good idea to shop around and choose slowly. After passing through this village, there may not be a shop like this again...
After everything was settled and the contact number was left, Ma Ye went out and felt a little distressed: "It's tens of thousands of yuan. I've seen other places where the price is only about a hundred yuan?!"
"...The quality is different, Mom." Ye Shuang couldn't help but explained patiently: "They said that this identity was bought. In other words, it really existed, and the files can be found all over the country. It's just that It’s just that the owner didn’t cancel it after he disappeared or had an accident... Once you have this kind of status, you can apply for a passport and get married without any problem. The higher the grade, the higher the price will be."
No matter how smart Ye Ma is, she is still just an older person, and she still doesn't understand many things.
Ye Shuang has actually never experienced anything like this, but who needs to experience everything these days? ! As long as Sister Du is here, all information in the information age is no secret...
Probably because it was a done deal, and it was too frustrating to feel sorry for such a handsome "son" and not be able to go out casually, so Ye Ma mumbled a few words and accepted the reality, reorganized her mood and prepared to go to the mall to buy clothes.
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There are two kinds of children in this world, one is the child of one's own family, and the other is the child of other people's family.
Not to mention the ones from my own family, it hurts for my own children, but it’s a pity that no matter how I teach them, I can’t teach them to be amazingly talented. They have average looks, average grades, average personalities, and average careers...
On the other hand, other people's children are all very tall, either they are praised by everyone for their appearance, or they are ranked first in grades every year... Anyway, there are always one or two bright spots that make everyone's envious eyes successfully focus on them.
Ye Ma belongs to the ordinary people, and naturally it is impossible for a genetic mutation to give birth to any particularly beautiful or smart children. Although she has never disliked her children for this, if one day the child suddenly grows a face for her, of course Ye Ma will also I won’t refuse to enjoy that sense of accomplishment and pride.
She held Ye Shuang's arm and walked into the mall. Not to mention anything else, the feeling of her eyes focusing instantly made Ye Ma feel particularly comfortable.
She has never had this kind of experience of being the center of attention since she was young, but she didn't expect that she would realize it today... When she is in a good mood, Ye Ma naturally becomes very easy to talk to. She was a bit calculating before she came in, but now she suddenly becomes generous. He got up and said, "Shuang, pick whatever you like! Why don't you buy some good clothes for such a handsome son?"
“…”
Ye Shuang instantly felt that she had been adopted for the past twenty-four years...
Her mother dragged her black hair into a famous brand counter. She didn't need to look at the clothes to judge her consumption level. Just looking at Ye Shuang's face template, the shopping guide girl immediately greeted her with bright eyes, and her voice was almost so sweet that she almost cried: " Welcome, sir, what type of clothes would you like to see?!"
"..." Are there any two dozen little ones here? !
Ye Shuang suppressed her complaints and was about to say something when a familiar girl's voice came from the side: "Aunt Luo?!" (To be continued)