Early in the morning, Situ Mo knocked on the door blindly, knocking so that Gu Weiyi was furious. Last night, he helped her make a graduation yearbook to achieve two points, and spent half an hour listening to her young lady complaining about the creative department of the company. There are so many people who are arrogant, and the advertising slogans they think are so ridiculous... It is only six o'clock, and it has only been more than three hours since his head touched the pillow. Slow murder is not like this.
Mo knocked on the door for a long time, but there was no response, so he said "I'm coming in?", then opened the door and went in. Gu Weiyi was lying on the bed with the quilt covering his head, straight as a corpse. She walked over to pull the quilt, but he pulled it tightly, and the two of them pulled for a long time, only to expose Gu Weiyi's head, he pulled the quilt with one hand, covered his eyes with the other and moaned: "My aunt, you tormented me so early in the morning!" What are you doing?"
Mo went to break his hand covering his eyes, coaxing him: "Get up, I'll make you breakfast."
"Don't eat!"
"I'll grind soymilk for you." Since she was able to make decisions at home, she hid the shredder-like soymilk machine.
"Don't drink!"
Mo Mo took his hand and shook it: "Oh, you got up..."
Gu Weiyi was so annoyed that he couldn't stand it, so he sat up and shouted, "Situ Mo! What are you doing!"
Mo laughed, and brushed his messy sleeping hair with his hands: "Get up, let's clean the house, I invited Monroe and Hu Niu to come over to play today."
Gu Weiyi squinted his eyes and moaned: "You are crazy, you get up at six o'clock to clean the house, are you hosting the head of state?"
Mo Mo still had a good time: "Isn't this for you to meet my group of relatives and friends, to rectify your name."
Gu Weiyi dozed off with his head tilted, and his speech was also vague: "Didn't you see them all?"
"That's different, your status is different." Mo Mo was annoyed after explaining for a long time, and threatened, "You can't afford it? I'm sorry, I told them not to come, and I don't have to see them in the future!"
"Get up." He rubbed his eyes in compromise, "What time are they coming?"
"About ten o'clock."
"Ten o'clock?" Gu Weiyi raised his voice, "Ten o'clock, you wake up at six o'clock?"
Mo looked at his watch: "Where is it six o'clock? It's half past six, we have to clean the house, go grocery shopping, and cook. They have to feed when they come."
He was helpless: "Can't you go out to eat?"
Mo Mo refused righteously: "No, I promised to cook for them."
As he got out of bed, he muttered: "Why don't you care so much about me? You still cook for me."
Mo helped him fold the quilt: "How can it be the same? I have had a revolutionary relationship with them for four years, and you are still too young."
Gu Weiyi heard the fire, turned around and pressed her on the bed, nose to nose: "Say it again?"
She hurriedly begged for mercy: "Gu Weiyi, I was wrong, you and I are the most tenacious revolutionary emotions."
Gu Weiyi was amused by her little coward: "Say a few more nice words and let you go."
Mo Mo cooperated: "Brother Gu, Uncle Gu, Ancestor Gu, let me get up, it's hard to talk like this."
He didn't cooperate: "Little girl, stop talking if you don't like it, and give the uncle a laugh first?"
Mo Mo was amused, and really grinned foolishly, really silly and innocent.
His heart beat a little faster, sending such a woman to his bed so early in the morning, and smiling so beautifully, the point is still his girlfriend, he should...
Bang! Gu Weiyi fell from the bed to the ground.
Mo Mo was puzzled, turned over to see him lying on the ground rubbing his buttocks, and asked puzzledly, "Why did you jump up all of a sudden? Did you fall?"
Mo Mo was at a high place, half of her body was hanging on the bed and she bent down to look at him, the collar of her clothes was open due to gravity. Gu Weiyi was in a low place, and his gaze penetrated into her collar impartially, the scenery was beautiful.
Mo Mo asked two consecutive "Are you okay" but got no response, followed his gaze to look back at himself, screamed and jumped up: "Pervert!" Pulling a pillow and smashing it down, Gu Weiyi turned his body Dodged: "Hey, I didn't mean to."
Mo Mo didn't care whether he was on purpose or not, he chased and beat him all over the room until he begged for mercy: "Little girl, uncle is wrong, how about I give you a laugh?"
After tossing around for a long time, the two of them didn't go out to buy vegetables until after nine o'clock, so Mo Mo lamented that he was really foresight all the way, and he didn't worry when he arrived at the vegetable market. Scientist Gu fully demonstrated his rigorous scientific spirit in the vegetable market. The signs of life are the most obvious, the vegetables should have the least chemical residues, and the meat should be pure natural without preservatives. Don’t ask him how to identify it. He will know it with his eyes and nose. It is completely at the level of a drug detection dog. . Mo Mo and he went around the vegetable market before buying the ingredients for cooking. When they got home, they received a call from Huniu downstairs, saying that they had arrived at the bus stop. She threw the things to Gu Weiyi and hurried to the station to pick them up. people.
As soon as Huniu and Monroe entered the community, they blasphemed, yelling that even if they were taken care of at the end, it would be about the same level, so they asked her to quickly decide on the future Nobel winner. Go and help them find a master who will set a date. Hearing this, Mo Mo really couldn't laugh or cry, so he could only warn them not to talk nonsense after entering the door, and not to portray her as a hungry and thirsty woman who hates marriage.
Unexpectedly, as soon as they entered the door, they completely forgot about Mo Mo's warning, and tried their best to sell Mo Mo to Gu Weiyi. At the beginning, I was talking seriously about IKEA, which can enter the kitchen and exit the hall, etc., but in the end, I even said, "Mo's figure is very good, gourd-shaped, ****, I will definitely do it in the future." I will give birth, and I will definitely be able to feed the child..." Words like this came out. Mo Mo was in a cold sweat, took Gu Weiyi to hide in the kitchen to cook, and left the two of them eating melon seeds in the living room to watch TV.
Mo Mo said to Gu Weiyi while cutting tomatoes: "They just love to talk nonsense, don't listen to them."
Gu Weiyi carefully washed the dishes, and asked casually, "Which one should you not listen to?"
Mo Mo rolled his eyes: "Don't listen to anything!"
He looked at her with a smirk: "After my appraisal in the morning, I don't think the phrase about the shape of a gourd is nonsense."
The corner of Mo Mo's mouth twitched, resisting the urge to shoot the knife at him. There are guests at home, so it's not appropriate to create a bloody crime.
In the kitchen, swords were on the verge of breaking out, but in the living room, there was a lot of noise.
Huniu and Monroe have recently been in high spirits when they have happy events, and they have endless quarrels. They don’t know who started it. They started throwing melon seeds to play with each other. The more they played, the more excited they were, screaming and jumping around. , A lot of melon seeds are flying around in the air. Mo Mo heard the shrill cry, so she came out and took a look, but this look didn't scare her into fainting, Gu Weiyi is a serious clean freak, usually she would be nagged by him endlessly when she shrank her feet onto the sofa, but now the hall is full of people. Guazi, how angry should he be
Mo Mo was worrying, smashed a handful of melon seeds on her face, and then the seeds fell from her forehead and scattered on the ground. Mo Mo got angry, rushed over and grabbed a handful of sunflower seeds, shouted, "You two goblins! Suffer!" He threw them all over the head and face, and the three of them were chasing around the room. During the jubilation, Monroe suddenly stopped, and smiled guiltily at the kitchen. Mo and Hu Niu both turned their heads to look at the kitchen. Gu Weiyi leaned against the kitchen door and looked at them with a half-smile, but didn’t know what to do. how long.
Mo Mo looked at him and then looked back at the devastated living room, swallowed and was about to say something, Gu Weiyi walked over and picked up her collar, and said to the other two with a smile: "You guys play slowly, she's going to eat I ran away halfway, and I took it back to the kitchen to continue working."
Monroe waved her hand indifferently: "Take it away, take it away, your daughter-in-law is too fierce, we can't even play with her."
Gu Weiyi cupped his fists: "Thank you so much!"
After entering the kitchen, Mo Mo observed Gu Weiyi's expression for a while, and came to the conclusion: This guy has no expression! She thought it was better to explain, so she said: "They are crazy, and they will clean up later."
Gu Weiyi flicked her forehead: "Let the guests clean up, you're sorry, but I'm sorry."
Mo rubbed over to hug his arm: "Aren't you angry? Did you commit a cleanliness?"
He went on to pat her on the head again: "This isn't meeting friends and relatives, I have to behave well, and I'm still waiting for them to rectify my name, how dare I get angry."
Mo let go of the hand holding him, and ran away: "Okay, then you behave well, don't keep flicking my forehead, or I will be stupid."
After the food was finally served, Monroe and Huniu ate with gusto, and it was justifiable to direct Gu Weiyi. Gu Weiyi, on the other hand, is particularly self-cultivating today. If asked to add food, he can add food, to buy drinks, to buy drinks, to buy poker cards, and he does everything with a smile. Why haven't you enjoyed it
Gu Weiyi went out to buy playing cards, while Mo and Monroe Huniu chatted on the sofa unsteadily.
"Mo, I think Gu Weiyi is pretty good, at least more reliable than Fu Pei." Meng Lu said while eating melon seeds.
Hu Niu kicked her: "How can this be pretty good? It's the best." Turning her head to discuss with Mo Mo, "Otherwise, how about I exchange my tiger cub with you?"
Mo Mo glared at her: "No need, I don't get along with cats."
Monroe intervened and said, "Mo, do you really want him to go to America?"
When asked about the pain, Mo could only nod.
Monroe comforted: "That's right, you can't do things that will ruin someone's future. You can wait for him for two years at most. After two years, you will be tested fellow forest birds. You can come back after flying separately. None of them will fall."
Huniu showed a look of concern for the country and the people: "Let me tell you, he is so handsome, he is in high demand everywhere, you be careful of him being robbed. I think it's better to just get the certificate. If you are empty, you can follow along and be the accompanying wife."
Mo Mo and Monroe looked at each other, speechless. This tigress has been nagging ever since she decided to enter the grave of marriage. All day long, she wished that everyone would be like her, singing military songs and stepping forward into the battlefield of marriage.
A group of people played poker all afternoon, playing with their ears. Monroe and Hu Niu were very shameless, and they acted aboveboard when they came out of the cat, and they quit at the end, but Gu Weiyi was very calm. Sure enough, after one afternoon, Gu Weiyi always wins, Mo Mo always loses, Monroe and Huniu are neither lose nor win as companions, watching Mo Mo get his ears flicked.
Afraid they might not catch the bus after dinner, the two of them proposed to leave.
Mo Mo couldn't keep them, so he and Gu Weiyi sent them to the station.
Before getting into the car, Huniu solemnly said to Gu Weiyi: "We are quite satisfied with your performance today, so we will officially hand over Momo to you. Moreover, we think your performance is too good, so we decided to send you a gossip generously. Mo Mo's ears are very sensitive, take good care of them, goodbye!" After speaking, the two ran away, Mo Mo chased after him to beat someone, but Gu Weiyi forced him to hold him down. That's probably what it's like to make friends carelessly.