For the first time in Shuaishuai's not too long dog life, he experienced a scene where a human being picked mushrooms, and he was so tired that he was out of breath and still couldn't pick them.
It stood up and shook its hair after watching the whole process silently.
Humans are so weak.
"Don't shake your hair on the bed!" Kou Chen said, "I'll kill you!"
This threat didn't threaten Shuaishuai, it shook his hair again.
Kou Chen gave up the threat.
Huo Ran and Kou Chen lay side by side on the bed, Shuai Shuai passed over their heads with his head lowered, first sniffed Huo Ran's face carefully, then licked the tip of his nose, and snorted.
"Go away, what are you licking!" Huo Ran slapped it on the head.
Shuaishuai ignored him, and after babbling, he moved to Kou Chen's face and began to smell it.
"Not dead!" Kou Chen said.
Shuai Shuai ignored it, insisted on sniffing around his face, and finally licked his forehead to complete the review.
"Fuck," Kou Chen sat up, "I'm going to wash."
"I want to wash too." Huo Ran sat up.
"Can you take turns?" Kou Chen said, "I found out that you are a real person. You have to fight with me about everything. Can I use up the water if I wash first?"
Huo Ran didn't speak, just jumped out of bed and ran into the bathroom.
When I cleaned it up, I thought about it again.
Ah, youth is so beautiful.
He finished packing and came out, and when Kou Chen entered, he sat by the bed and hugged Shuai Shuai again and sighed for a while.
Ah, youth is so beautiful.
Then the beautiful youth was suddenly interrupted by a knock on the door.
"Kou Chen!" Lao Yang's voice sounded outside the door, "After dinner, don't study first."
"Oh!" Huo Ran responded, got out of bed quickly, walked to the door, hesitated for a moment, reached out and twisted the doorknob.
not open.
won't turn.
"Huo Ran? Let Shuaishuai come down first," Lao Yang said. "It eats first, and after eating it, it will play under the table."
"Okay," Huo Ran responded, twisting the doorknob again, "this door..."
"What's wrong?" Lao Yang also twisted the doorknob outside.
"It won't open." Huo Ran was a little depressed.
Isn't it a rich family
Isn't Kou Chen a rich second generation
Don't you bring money to eat noodles
Why is the door lock broken and not repaired
Do you still have the demeanor of a rich family
"This lock is a bit... You ask Kou Chen to open it." Lao Yang said.
"Kou Chen is here..." Huo Ran glanced at the bathroom door, but it was still closed, does the second generation of rich take so long to wash after masturbating! Is it so delicate!
"Why are you two locked up?" Lao Yang finally got to the point.
Huo Ran was silent.
"Where's Kou Chen?" Lao Yang asked the second point.
Two people who claimed to be going upstairs to learn to write papers locked the door, and one was in the bathroom.
"He... goes to the toilet." Huo Ran cleared his throat, then turned to the bathroom and shouted, "Kou Chen! You can't open the door!"
"Come here!" Kou Chen came out with a bath towel wrapped around his waist.
"Wait..." Huo Ran glared at him.
Before he could stop him, Kou Chen had already pushed Shuai Shuai away, grabbed the door handle and lifted it up and shook it a few times, then opened the door with a click.
"Why..." Old Yang saw Kou Chen's image clearly in the middle of the sentence, and was stunned, "Huo Ran didn't say you went to the toilet? Why did you take off like this?"
Kou Chen glanced at Huo Ran.
"Didn't you go to the toilet?" Huo Ran struggled to put the pot on Kou Chen's head.
This kind of lying work, as long as he opens his mouth, half of the cases will be revealed, and only a person like Kou Chen who has experienced many battles from childhood to adulthood can deal with it.
"Let's be beaten, can I not take a shower?" Kou Chen turned around and walked back to the closet, took his clothes and put it on, "I'm all gray, I just looked in the mirror and there was blood on my back."
"Let's go down to eat," Lao Yang glanced at them both. "Don't tell your mother that there is blood on your back. She always thinks it's not a big problem, and she can't focus on it. Don't scare her anymore."
"Yeah." Kou Chen responded and ripped off the bath towel from his waist.
Lao Yang clicked his tongue and turned to leave.
Huo Ran closed the door, didn't dare to lock it again, looked at Kou Chen's butt and said, "You and Lao Yang really don't see each other?"
"If I don't do this, can he say a few more words of your letter," Kou Chen said while putting on his pants, "he sometimes talks a lot, if you're not here, he can chat with me when I write an assignment. half an hour."
"You do your homework?" Huo Ran was a little puzzled, Kou Chen had never handed in homework a few times.
"When I pretended to do my homework," Kou Chen said again.
"...Oh." Huo Ran nodded.
When the two of them went downstairs, the table in the restaurant downstairs had already been set, and Shuai Shuai was eating dog food in front of his den.
Huo Ran lowered his head and lowered his clothes, they were neat.
"You just pressed the wound on the back of my head." Kou Chen suddenly whispered behind his ear.
Huo Ran was so startled that he almost rolled down the stairs.
One is that Kou Chen suddenly said such an ambiguous sentence in such a bright place, and the other is... He actually touched Kou Chen's wound
"How is that possible?" He turned his head and stared at Kou Chen in shock.
"Why isn't it possible," Kou Chen said, "you pressed the back of my head when you gnawed on my back, and I made you press my fucking face into the pillow, and you almost couldn't get angry."
"Shut up!" Huo Ran suppressed his voice in horror.
"What good food!" Kou Chen shouted, jumping down the stairs in three steps.
Huo Ran grabbed the railing to avoid slipping on the stairs.
"Come on, sit here!" Kou Xiao greeted Huo Ran, "Today's dishes are all ordered by your uncle Kou himself, all of which he likes, and he didn't discuss it with us. You can try it later, I don't know if it suits you. What is your taste?"
"Why do I have to discuss with you what to eat on my birthday," Kou said. "You didn't discuss it with me on your birthday."
"I'm fine, everything I eat is delicious." Huo Ran said.
"Try this." Kou Chen immediately took a rather large bag from the cabinet next to it, touched a biscuit in it, and handed it to his mouth.
"This is?" Huo Ran glanced at it, it was a small brown biscuit in the shape of a dog's head.
Just as he was about to take a bite, Kou's second son's voice came from behind him: "Dog biscuits! Snacks from his stupid dog!"
"Shit!" Huo Ran slapped the biscuit from Kou Chen's hand with a slap, and Shuaishuai sprinted over, took the biscuit away, and got under the table.
"Actually, it's not bad, it's mainly because it's too rough and kills the throat," Kou said.
"Have you... eaten?" Huo Ran asked carefully.
Kou Chen burst out laughing beside him.
"I haven't eaten it!" Kou second roared, "Kou Chen has eaten it, he told me."
"Oh, your description is too detailed," Huo Ran said, "I thought you had tasted it."
"This kid," Kou Er pointed at Kou Chen, "I ate everything when I was a kid, I just didn't see it, I guess he ate all the shit."
"Not really." Kou Chen said modestly.
The small plates and cold dishes were all set on the table, and Huo Ran sat between Kou Chen and Kou Xiao.
This was the first time he had dinner with Kou Chen's family, and he was a little uncomfortable. Fortunately, the Kou family's personalities were very carefree, and no one was too polite to him. .
It made Huo Ran feel a lot easier.
But after sitting down, Huo Ran found that Kou Chen's aunt was not there today. He was about to ask if he wanted to help bring the dishes to the table, when suddenly a man in a white chef's uniform came out from the kitchen.
"Who is this?" Huo Ran asked in a low voice.
"The waiter at the private kitchen that my dad called, or it's the chef," Kou Chen glanced at him and whispered to him, "This is my dad's favorite food, and he's very familiar with it, so he's just a servant to their boss. Now, or else they won't send it to the house, and some dishes have to be cooked on the spot, which is very troublesome."
"Oh." Huo Ran nodded.
This is a Huaiyang restaurant. Huo Ran always felt that the temperament of Kou Lao Er's spicy hot pot should be like eating Sichuan cuisine, and ordering ten killer hot pots for his birthday... I didn't expect to be obsessed with such a fresh and peaceful taste.
Crab powder lion head, pine nuts and corn, etc., really do not fit the image of the butcher in the rainy night.
But after all, it is a literary version, and it is worthy of thinking about it.
"Today, it's my dad's birthday ahead of schedule," Kou Xiao picked up the cup, "Let's go home, my dad is the hardest. Usually, those of us who are born in a happy place don't care too much. This year, Kou Chen has a heart and thinks of my dad."
"I moved." Kou said.
"So don't keep saying that we, Kou Chen, are not sensible," Kou Xiao said.
Second child Kou laughed twice and picked up the cup.
"It's pretty crowded today, and Xiao Ranran is still here," Kou's mother also picked up the cup. "Everyone has a good meal and chat today. Happy birthday to my husband."
"Happy birthday to Uncle Kou." Huo Ran said.
"Happy birthday, Dad!" Kou Xiao and Kou Chen said together, and Lao Yang followed suit.
Everyone's cups were dangling, and then they raised their heads and drank all the wine.
"Speak again, if you're married, just follow along." Kou Er pointed to Lao Yang.
"I'll just shout, you can just listen to me," Lao Yang said with a smile, "I can't help you if your daughter who is not married doesn't nod her head."
"You two are also..." Second child Kou looked at Kou Xiao.
"What's the hurry!" Kou Xiao tutted, "Dad, what's your birthday, whatever he calls you, if he wants to call you grandpa, you can just do it."
"That's fine." Kou Chen said immediately.
"Brotherhood!" Lao Yang looked at him.
"Here!" Kou Chen clinks a glass with him.
"Aren't you going to say anything?" Second child Kou looked at Kou Chen.
"Huh?" Kou Chen was stunned, "What did I say?"
"It's my birthday, why don't you say something?" Second child Kou still looked at him.
Huo Ran knew that the father and son did not communicate well at ordinary times. Although the daily communication was quite enjoyable, a war could be ignited if something happened. This time Kou Chen could think of preparing a birthday present for Kou Er Er. For Kou Er Er, Absolutely a surprise.
It's just that Huo Ran didn't expect Kou's second child to be surprised to such an extent, and the energy of this joy was always high, like a child.
Kou Chen held the cup and did not speak.
Huo Ran lightly touched his leg, facing Kou's second son who was looking forward to it, if Kou Chen didn't give face...
"Dad, happy birthday," Kou Chen said, turning sideways to look at Kou's second child, "your son is very worry-free, and I have never spoken to you properly."
"It's okay," Kou said, "I don't like talking to you very much either."
"I think you are unreasonable, rude, and refuse to listen to my explanation. You always feel that you are the boss who wants to show me a clear path to the peak of life, which is very annoying," Kou Chen said. "It is very annoying."
"I know you're annoying, so don't repeat it back and forth." Second Kou was not angry.
"But there is one thing I have never doubted," Kou Chen said, "that is..."
"You're really my own son," Kou said. "There's no doubt about it, we both look alike."
Lao Yang choked with laughter beside him, tilted his head and coughed for a long time.
"...I never suspected this!" Kou Chen was a little annoyed.
"Well, what do you suspect? Let's talk." Kou said.
"I doubt..." Kou Chen stopped halfway through speaking, feeling a little confused, "I doubt..."
"One thing, you never doubted." Huo Ran had to remind in a low voice, "What you are saying now is that you have no doubts, no doubts."
"Oh!" Kou Chen suddenly realized and slapped his leg, "There is one thing I have never doubted."
Old Kou looked at him.
"I know you're... what," Kou Chen suddenly felt embarrassed, lowered his head and cleared his throat, "I love me very much, and I know you're not partial. You treat me and Kou Xiao the same."
"That's not true," Kou said, "I should treat your sister better."
"Can you do it?" Kou Chen raised his voice, "Will you speak!"
"Why are you talking to your father?" Second child Kou glared at him.
"I'm talking to my father well," Kou Chen said, "I can't help my father not being able to talk well!"
"Huh?" Huo Ran was stunned, and poked Kou Chen's waist behind him, "How can you say that this effect is coming?"
"How do I know!" Kou Chen roared.
"Hey." Second child Kou took a breath.
Huo Ran pinched Kou Chen's waist again, signaling him to shut up.
No one else spoke, as if they were accustomed to this kind of scene, and generally would not open their mouths to persuade them if they didn't fight.
Kou Chen grabbed Huo Ran's wrist with his backhand, without making a sound.
Second child Kou stared at Kou Chen for a while, then suddenly stretched out his arms and hugged him.
"Good son," Kou Er patted him on the back, "good son, my life is still worth it!"