"Hey, what is this?" Kou Xiao, who was very brave and kept walking ahead, stopped, turned around and shouted.
"Broken plastic bags." Lao Yang said beside him.
"Fart, how can there be such a plastic bag..." Kou Xiao was not particular, and bent over to pick up a mass of things in the crack of the stone, "Of course! Look! What is this?"
"...Put it down," Huo Ran wanted to wait for her to put it down before answering, but Kou Xiao refused to let it go, so he had to continue answering, "Snake shed."
"Snake what?" Kou Xiao didn't understand.
"Snake!" Kou Chen roared suddenly, with panic in his voice, "Snake-ah-"
Huo Ran was completely blinded by his shouting. He quickly saw where the snake was. At the same time, he took off the trekking stick with his backhand. He jumped up from behind and jumped onto his back.
"Fuck!" Huo Ran stumbled forward two steps before he stood up, "Go down!"
"Snake!" Kou Chen roared in his ear, his legs tucked at his waist, and he was still trying hard to grab his backpack and continue to work hard.
Huo Ran felt that he would be able to reach the top by pulling his hair in two seconds.
"Where is the snake!" he growled.
"How would I know!" Kou Chen's voice was broken, "You fucking said there were snakes!"
"Fuck me..." Huo Ran was stunned for 0.1 seconds, then raised his hand and pulled back with the trekking pole, slamming Kou Chen aside, "I'm talking about snake slough! It's his mother. Snakeskin! You go down."
"Ah! Stop fighting!" Kou Chen jumped from behind him and jumped aside.
Over there, Lao Yang and Kou Xiao had already squatted to the ground with laughter, Kou Xiao covered his stomach and laughed until he lost his voice.
"Laughter!" Huo Ran threw down the backpack, "What's the matter with your brother? Do you have any mental illness!"
"He's afraid of snakes," Lao Yang walked over with a smile. "From childhood to adulthood, he was not afraid of the sky and the earth. He was afraid of snakes, and his father."
"My dad is not as scary as snakes." Kou Chen leaned on a large rock next to him, and there was still the confiscated panic residue on his face.
"If you don't dig into the grass, you won't run into snakes." Huo Ran sighed and squatted down on the ground, feeling so angry that he didn't have much physical strength, "You really...you're afraid of snakes, so you didn't say it earlier. , and came to this wilderness."
"Hey..." Kou Xiao got up and trotted and threw the snake slough into the woods next to it. "Throw it away, sister threw this thing away, it's gone, don't be afraid anymore."
The tone of coaxing a child suddenly made me want to laugh, but I didn't expect that Kou Chen, who has always been arrogant and loud, didn't feel any discomfort because of this tone, so he nodded his head indifferently: "En."
The idol baggage is gone.
It doesn't seem to be an ordinary fear, it's a psychological disorder like many people's fear of heights.
"I've walked this road quite a few times," Huo Ran said. "I haven't encountered a snake before. Usually, there are some small animals, rabbits, foxes, etc., they run away when they see people, and they won't come close."
"Yeah." Kou Chen nodded again.
"Do you want to take a break?" Huo Ran asked.
"Here?" Kou Chen turned his head and glanced at the forest where Kou Xiao threw the snake slough just now, "Don't stop, take a break, go."
Several people repacked their bags and continued to walk.
Kou Chen didn't speak, Huo Ran didn't say anything, he just listened to Kou Xiao and Lao Yang flirting.
pain.
Your brother said you two are breaking up, you know? Did your brother say you're a bitch? your brother...
"Huo Ran," Kou Chen called to him from the side, "I found that you are very stable in the game. You deserve to be the captain of the school basketball."
"If you threw me from the side, I would definitely fall," Huo Ran said.
"I'm really afraid of snakes," Kou Chen whispered in his ear, "When I was young, my dad took me to play with relatives in the countryside, and slept in the woods. At night, snakes... crawled on me... I'm fucked. Crawling from my feet to my face...I can't move or make a sound...Fuck."
Kou Chen said with a pained expression, and finally rubbed his arms and body with his hands for a long time.
"I thought I wasn't afraid of anything." Huo Ran said.
"I'm definitely not afraid of ghosts," Kou Chen said. "Anyway, I usually don't have the chance to encounter snakes. Some cute ones are different..."
"Go away!" Huo Ran pushed him.
"Hey Huo Ran," Kou Chen said with a smile, "Have you ever played a bullfight?"
Huo Ran didn't speak, just looked at him.
"Just when I rode on your back, it was like riding a bullfighting machine," Kou Chen said while posing in a bull-riding stance, grabbing the reins with one hand and raising the other, making a screeching sound, and then ran forward. , "Hohohohoho, you can't catch up with me..."
Huo Ran didn't scold or chase after him, but quickly took out his mobile phone and took ten consecutive photos of this silly back for evidence.
"Did you take a photo of me secretly!" Kou Chen suddenly shouted from the front.
"No." Huo Ran said.
"Don't deny it," Kou Chen turned his head, "I'll tell you, I have been photographed countless times since I was a child, and I can sense someone with the back of my head."
"I'm going to run out with such a stupid posture as you, and I can also know that someone will take pictures behind me." Huo Ran said.
"Fuck," Kou Chen smiled, "you'll have no friends like this."
After walking for about two hours, I began to see water flowing from the dry river bed, a very clear stream.
"I'll wash my face." Kou Xiao found a wider water surface and stood by the water to watch.
"Shit." Lao Yang stood beside her and watched.
"The water is a little cold, but it's quite comfortable." Kou Chen squatted over and took the water to wash his face. After washing his face, he found that they were still looking at the water, and inexplicably followed him and looked into the water: "What are you looking at? Panning for gold? ?"
Kou Xiao didn't speak, took out his mobile phone and faced the water, and then the two of them suddenly leaned their heads towards the middle, and Kou Xiao pressed the shutter on the reflection.
"Fuck me!" Kou Chen roared, "Are you two sick! Do you need it! When you two told me to go out to camp together, the purpose was to abuse children! Fortunately, I fucked someone! "
"Go to the side!" Kou Xiao said, raising his hands and hearts together with Lao Yang in a tacit understanding, and continued to shoot the reflection.
"Huo Ran! Ran Ran!" Kou Chen walked over to Huo Ran, who was looking at the map, very dissatisfied.
"No!" Huo Ran reacted immediately, turned around and walked to the side, "No! You can play by yourself!"
"Believe it or not, I'll beat you!" Kou Chen followed.
"I don't believe it." Huo Ran jumped on the stone by the side of the road and started to climb up.
"...Fuck, Kou Chen looked at him, "Where are you going? "
Huo Ran didn't answer, and kept climbing the bushes and rock walls to a height of four or five meters. Then he stopped to find a flat stone and sat down. He took a few small oranges from his pocket and slowly peeled them off. .
"Hey?" Kou Chen was stunned, "Why do you have oranges!"
"Your mother bought it and put it in the car," Huo Ran said, "I took a few when I got out of the car."
"Why don't you let me take a few too!" Kou Chen said.
"I said it," Huo Ran said, "your sister said you don't need to take it, so you just ignored me."
"Is there such a thing? I didn't hear it!" Kou Chen looked back at Kou Xiao, who was still immersed in the sweet two-person selfie, without even looking at him, he turned his head and raised his hand, "Of course, give me one ."
Huo Ran glanced at him, and slowly stuffed a small peeled orange into his mouth.
Go ahead and peel one off.
"Leave one for me! I want to eat it!" Kou Chen became anxious, "Okay, Huo Ran! Captain Huo! Give me one!"
"No." Huo Ran said.
"Your pants are torn." Kou Chen said.
"Impossible," Huo Ran stuffed another small orange into his mouth, "It's not that big of an egg."
"...Fuck!" Kou Chen was stunned for a while, and he almost choked with laughter, "I'll exchange chocolate for you."
Huo Ran stopped peeling the orange and looked at him.
Kou Chen took out a piece of chocolate, held it up and shook it.
Huo Ran waved at him and motioned him to throw it up.
"Why are you like a monkey?" Kou Chen said, raising his hand and throwing the chocolate on it.
Huo Ran didn't expect that he threw it directly without saying a word of nonsense. He was a little caught off guard, and the chocolate hit him on the forehead accurately.
Fortunately, his delayed response was quite fast, and he caught the chocolate bomb as it went down the mountain.
"I didn't mean it!" Kou Chen held back his smile, "I really didn't mean it, give me an orange."
Huo Ran took an orange and threw it at his forehead.
There is a chance. After all, he has played basketball for so many years, but Kou Chen is obviously prepared.
"He's handsome," he said.
"Handsome." Huo Ran felt a little sad when he answered. Not only has he started to keep up with Kou Chen's rhythm of pretending to be aggressive every second, he can even act as a competent supporter.
"I'm going up," Kou Chen said. "Is there enough space for me?"
"Don't, don't," Huo Ran hurriedly put the chocolate in his mouth, stood up, and said vaguely, "Don't come up, weathered rock, I'm afraid you don't know where to step and fall."
Maybe a snake.
He didn't dare to say this, he was afraid of making the king cry again.
"Oh," Kou Chen took out his phone, "then come down, let's take a selfie, we can't just let them stuff dog food."
Huo Ran slowly got down from the rock wall and sighed, "We can take a hundred pictures, and we can't even stuff a mouthful of dog food."
"Come on," Kou Chen put his arms around his shoulder and held up his phone, "Lean your head over a little... Forget it, don't tilt your head, you two are like elementary school students... Just like that, don't look at the camera... Yes, don't laugh , Cooler, the message conveyed by this photo is that hiking in the mountains and camping in the wild is your grandfather's and mine's daily life."
"Your daily life?" Huo Ran was speechless.
"My grandfather's daily routine is fine, uncle!" Kou Chen glared at him, "Put on your face!"
As he continued to walk forward, Huo Ran glanced at his mobile phone. The signal was still there, but it would change to 2G from time to time.
He took the time to glance at the circle of friends.
Saw that photo just now.
- I haven't been in the mountains for a long time to breathe.
Shameless... Huo Ran was basically certain that Kou Chen had never entered the mountain except for the time when the snake touched his face from his feet.
However, it can be seen that except for the two of them, the Domination Seven group is very idle. In just a few minutes, all five people liked it and started chatting in the comments.
"I'll send you the photos together." Kou Chen said.
"Yeah." Huo Ran responded.
"Of course," Kou Xiao asked in front, "Should we eat? I'm a little hungry."
"...It's not even 12 o'clock now," Huo Ran glanced at the time. "Walk a little longer, there is a dam in front of you, where you can eat."
"Are you going to set up camp!" Kou Chen was a little excited, "Did you forget to take the tent sleeping bag or something?"
"It's just lunch," Huo Ran looked at him. "We set up camp at noon. At this pace, we won't be able to reach our destination next month."
At present, taking these few people is easier than Huo Ran imagined, perhaps because this part of the road is easy to walk, and there is almost no difficulty.
Both Lao Yang and Kou Chen have good stamina, and they were still full of energy after walking all morning, but to Huo Ran's surprise, Kou Xiao didn't hold back at all. Other than that, there was no accident.
When she got to the dam, she threw her bag, took off her shoes, and went into the water: "Of course."
"Huh?" Huo Ran responded.
"Are we eating hot food?" Kou Xiao asked.
"Well," Huo Ran nodded, "cook noodles and eat them hot at night. You have to eat dry food at noon tomorrow. When you arrive at Baimaopo in the evening, you can buy food in the village."
"Okay," Kou Xiao nodded, "Old Yang—come here and take pictures for me—"
Kou Chen had already taken out the stove and walked back and forth with his arms in his arms: "Where do we put it? Where shall we eat?"
"Here, put it down." Huo Ran casually pointed to the dam head.
In fact, when he came out alone, he never cooked anything to eat, it was too troublesome, and there were a lot of things to carry, but these chickens were obviously here for an outing, so he played with them for a while, and when he was tired later, Just throw away the stove.
"How to do it? You teach me." Kou Chen sat on the ground and began to study the small cassette furnace.
"Open the lid next to the stove, just put this gas bottle in it," Huo Ran took out the gas bottle and handed it to him, "There is a bayonet, align it."
"Well," Kou Chen opened the lid, put the gas bottle inside, stopped halfway through, and kept his head down to install it, "take a picture for me, use my phone, in my fart pocket."
Huo Ran sighed, walked around behind him, took out the phone from his fart pocket, and saw the half-death spirit exposed by Kou Chen by the way.
"You tattoo," he couldn't help asking, "what's underneath?"
"The bottom is my butt." Kou Chen said.
"I'm fucking asking you where the god of death is!" Huo Ran was speechless.
"What's the difference between your question and the one just now," Kou Chen said, "under the god of death is Lao Tzu's waist, Lao Tzu's buttocks and the seam of the buttocks..."
"Unlock." Huo Ran interrupted him and handed the phone to him.
"There is no lock, just swipe it." Kou Chen said.
Huo Ran swiped, and the handsome faces of him and Kou Chen appeared on the screen.
"I'll take it." Huo Ran was a little surprised to see his face on someone else's mobile phone desktop, "Don't you have any other photos to post?"
"You took this picture for me and I'll put this one up," Kou Chen said and continued to pose, "The one we took will be put on the screen saver... Please squat down and take pictures, it's easy for you to stand like this and take pictures of me. It looks like I have a long butt in my head."
"Shut up!" Huo Ran roared, and when he squatted down, he felt like he was suffering from humiliation.
After taking the photo, he sat directly on the ground, turned his head to look at the water under the dam, and didn't want to help.
However, it was not difficult to install the stove. Kou Chen quickly set it up, and after trying it out, it could catch fire.
"Huo Ran." Kou Chen called him.
"Ah, it's amazing, it's so smart, it's really awesome." Huo Ran looked at the surface of the water and supported the scene weakly.
"I'm not asking you to praise me," Kou Chen said. "Look."
"What are you looking at?" Huo Ran turned his head.
Kou Chen didn't speak, he suddenly turned around and pulled his pants down, revealing half of his butt.
"Show you Death," he said.
"Fuck me!" Huo Ran couldn't describe how he felt, he rushed up and grabbed Kou Chen's pants, and slapped the god of death five or six times in a row, "I won't kill you, you shameless madman! "
"What are you two doing!" Kou Xiao almost burst out laughing in the river.
"Why do you need to ask!" Kou Chen ducked aside and pulled up his trousers, "I didn't see it, you beat me!"
"I'll fucking kill you!" Huo Ran jumped up and rushed over to pull his pants down again, crackling and tossing again.
"Damn it!" Kou Chen grabbed his pants and ran wildly, "You really hit me!"
"Don't I really beat me and have fun with you! Stupid!" Huo Ran scolded.
Kou Chen started laughing from a dozen meters away, but Huo Ran didn't hold back for a while, kicked the stove viciously, and then laughed.
"Did you see it clearly?" Kou Chen waited until he had almost laughed before walking back.
"I see." Huo Ran hugged his head and sighed forcefully.