Qing Kuang

Chapter 19

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"Hey," Huo Ran laughed for a long time, feeling a little tired from laughing. He lay back on his sleeping bag and sighed, "You are really an idiot."

"To be honest," Kou Chen closed the zipper, found a jacket and put it on, "Did you just think I was going to jerk off to you?"

"No!" Huo Ran glared at him, "I'm a fucking normal person, I wouldn't think so outrageous!"

"Oh," Kou Chen sat next to him, "then what do you normal people think?"

"I don't have enough time to think it's alright, I just had a word in my head the whole time," Huo Ran said, "What is this idiot going to do? But I guessed at the last second, I thought you were wearing some kind of death panties. chinchilla panties or something…”

"Fuck," Kou Chen laughed, "I'm not that stupid."

"You're even more foolish when you act like a chick! Such a wonderful brain circuit!" Huo Ran sighed, and after thinking about it, he asked again, "How old were you when you performed this unique trick for your dad?"

"Four years? Or five years old?" Kou Chen thought for a while, "It was before elementary school anyway."

"Why did your dad beat you? It's normal for such a small child to be skinned," Huo Ran turned to look at him, "It's normal for him to beat you when he sees you playing this now."

Kou Chen laughed for a long time, took the chick keychain, and stretched it out in front of him: "Cute?"

"Go away!" Huo Ran glared at him.

"Oh, but brother dislikes us." Kou Chen squeezed the chick and hung the keychain on his backpack.

Huo Ran didn't speak, there was nothing to say at all.

"My dad is a very literary person. He had a piano dream since he was a child. When all kinds of unlucky people failed to study it, I hoped that I could make his dream come true," Kou Chen said, "so I started when I was three years old. Just sitting in front of the piano every day…”

"You can still play the piano?" Huo Ran sat up again in shock.

Kou Chen glanced at him and waved his hand: "Why would I know that, I don't."

"You started learning at the age of three, didn't you?" Huo Ran was a little confused.

"I have to be willing to learn since I was one year old," Kou Chen raised his eyebrows proudly, "Don't try to force me to learn things I don't want to learn, since I was three years old, I have been so tough!"

"Then what? What does it have to do with that chick?" Huo Ran asked.

"Who said it has something to do with that chick, I just bought the chick last year," Kou Chen squinted at him, "It's IQ."

"Not as tall as you." Huo Ran nodded.

"I just didn't want to play the piano that day, I didn't want to play it with my fingers, and then I put a chick raised by my sister in my panties," Kou Chen rubbed his nose, "I told my dad that the chick bit my chick. I can't play the piano anymore."

"... It won't kill you." Huo Ran wanted to laugh very much, but felt that he shouldn't.

This can be regarded as a tragic story of Xiao Kouchen. A four or five-year-old child, who was forced to do nothing, came up with a method that he thought was awesome and reasonable.

But still want to laugh.

Kou Chen sighed: "I was almost beaten to death, chased from the house to the yard, I was stabbed in the buttocks by an iron nail when I was climbing the railing, and I was nailed to the railing and didn't go down, and was pulled back by my dad. …”

Huo Ran didn't hold back, he laughed very unsympathetically, he quickly smiled and waved his hand: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, I can't help it..."

"I want to laugh myself." Kou Chen followed suit.

"Is Death going to cover that nail hole?" Huo Ran asked.

"No, as for such a small scar to cover with such a big picture," Kou Chen disdain, "I just want to write a death god, the scar from the nail is on the buttocks, you want..."

"No!" Huo Ran shouted in horror, "No! I don't see it, no need! Don't be so polite!"

"Coward." Kou Chen commented on him.

"Will I not be a coward if I take a look at your ass?" Huo Ran said, "What is the structure of your brain?"

"My dad said the same thing," Kou Chen smiled, but quickly sighed again, "So no one has played with me since I was a kid."

"Huh?" Huo Ran was stunned.

"I was so annoying when I was a child, I talked a lot, I could toss, and I didn't give in," Kou Chen tilted his head and recalled, "I didn't have a good personality. My neighbor's kid made me beat me over and over, and my parents came to trouble me. , I also beat the parents."

"... Can you fight?" Huo Ran asked.

"I can't beat it, but other parents don't dare to hit me hard, kick, push, slap, or something," Kou Chen said. "Anyway, I played from elementary school to junior high school."

"Only to junior high school?" Huo Ran asked.

Kou Chen glanced at him and smiled: "My fights are not the same as before. Before you looked at me, I might kick you."

"Then you will be killed by me." Huo Ran sneered.

"You can't beat me," Kou Chen said, "really, don't argue with me."

Huo Ran recalled Kou Chen's "flying for Lao Tzu" foot, and nodded: "Okay... Then you've grown up and matured, so you don't beat people every day, so what about the next day?"

"It's still my dad, this man is dressed in the skin of a literary youth, doing the work of a butcher on a rainy night," Kou Chen said with a look of grief and indignation, "He took me to the market and found a sausage-making workshop, and showed me that super A big meat grinder, half a pig is put in and it comes out as minced meat, have you seen it?"

"I saw it on TV," Huo Ran said. "He put you in?"

"Are you mentally retarded!" Kou Chen shouted.

"I'll just ask casually." Huo Ran said.

"My dad said, son, see, you're not half the size of a pig yet. If I hear someone say you fight again, I'll put you in," Kou Chen said solemnly, "enough for a family of three to eat for the Chinese New Year. ... I figured it out, a family of three? That really put me in... "

Huo Ran couldn't help but almost laughed out his nose, turned his head and laughed for a long time: "Can this also scare you?"

"Yes, I don't know why, maybe it's too intuitive, I'll fuck it. That machine, even when I stand on the side, I feel that I can be sucked in. It's very scary." Kou Chen rubbed his arms.

"Then this time... about the fight, I have to call my parents," Huo Ran suddenly became worried, "what should you do?"

Kou Chen said before that his dad was used to it, but listening to this, even if he was used to it, it was still possible to turn Kou Chen into a pig with a death god on his butt.

"Do me a favor," Kou Chen said, "you go to my house and tell my dad that I'm trying to achieve justice. In fact, I don't care about justice or not, I just can't stand it. Hit them, but you have to help me say..."

"Okay, let me tell you... Xu Chuan and the others can tell you too, why me?" Huo Ran asked.

"My dad has seen them, and he has long decided that they are not fun. You are different. You look like a good student and you are also a basketball captain. My dad thinks that it is good to be a student. child." Kou Chen said.

"Okay." Huo Ran agreed.

Kou Chen didn't speak any more, lay down beside him, resting his arms, and the two of them looked at the top of the tent together.

The roof of this tent is transparent, and you can see the outside, probably to make people feel that it is very romantic to lie in the tent and watch the stars, but in fact, this thing can't be seen at night, so it's just Meng Kouchen and the others.

It was not dark and nothing could be seen at the moment, only the water droplets left by the raindrops, sliding down one by one.

He usually comes out alone. When this happens, he usually sets an alarm clock to sleep for half an hour. Today, there is one more person in the tent. Even if he wants to sleep, he can't sleep.

Then be stunned for a while.

"I suddenly remembered a question," Huo Ran was stunned for a while and turned his head. "You just want justice, why do you have to say that you want to fight."

"I really don't," Kou Chen said, "I think they're not pleasing to the eye because they bully people, but I... I've never seen injustice just because someone was bullied. Anyway, I don't have any friends, and I don't care about the school. Those crap."

"No friends?" Huo Ran looked at him.

"I definitely don't have friends in elementary school, and we fight every day. In junior high school and high school, there are always a group of people next to me, watching my buddies all over the world," Kou Chen said, "Actually, I was afraid of me. After transferring to your school, Xu Chuan and Superman will be the only ones. , is my friend."

"Oh." Huo Ran responded.

"Now I guess I can count Xu Zhifan and the others," Kou Chen glanced at him, "I don't know if I can count you."

"What do you mean, is there an assessment mechanism?" Huo Ran was puzzled.

"So are we friends? Are you not my grandfather, father, uncle, and uncle?" Kou Chen asked.

Huo Ran sighed.

"Come on, get up." Kou Chen sat up and pulled him by the arm.

"Why?" Huo Ran sat up reluctantly.

Kou Chen didn't speak, he raised his arm and put his arms around his shoulder, then turned to stare at him.

"Why?" Huo Ran looked at his hand and then looked at him again, "Just say whatever you want."

"Okay." Kou Chen patted his shoulder with satisfaction and let go of his arm.

Huo Ran was about to speak when he heard footsteps outside, and then the tent was pulled open. Kou Xiao poked his head and came in: "Hey, of course, are there beasts here?"

"What's the matter?" Huo Ran quickly moved out after hearing this.

"There is movement in the woods over there, is there any animal? Yellow sheep?" Kou Xiao looked nervous.

"There are no yellow sheep here. There are too many people in this area, and animals usually don't come here." Huo Ran put on his shoes and walked out of the tent. When he saw Lao Yang standing on the edge of the wood and looking in, he quickly shouted. , "Don't go in alone!"

"I'll just take a look," said Lao Yang, "how dare I go in."

Huo Ran turned around and took out a small black stick from his backpack: "I'll take a look."

"Is it a snake?" Kou Chen glanced at the stick, "Fuck you, you fucking came out on foot with a stick?"

"It's not a snake," Huo Ran flicked his arm, and the stick grows out with a clatter, "what kind of snake can make such a big noise that you can hear it here?"

"Anything else?" Kou Chen asked, "Give me one."

"Take a trekking pole." Huo Ran said.

"Fuck." Kou Chen was upset, but after hesitating, he took the trekking pole.

"Just now we heard a sound like stepping on a tree branch," Lao Yang said. "We didn't see anyone when we came out. Ordinarily, if it was a fellow villager or other travel friend, he wouldn't hide from anyone, right?"

"Yeah." Huo Ran glanced at the forest, it was already October, the forest was not dense, and he could see far into it at a glance, but he didn't see anyone, "I'll go take a look."

"I'm going too." Kou Chen followed.

"Then me too..." Lao Yang followed suit.

"Okay," Kou Xiao said, "let's go, don't worry about me, everything here, tents, luggage, food, leave it to me, this weak woman, if there is any danger, I will fight to the death by myself. Keep the camp for everyone!"

"Fuck," Kou Chen made her laugh, "you just said it's enough to keep one with you?"

"Just say you all want to join in the fun, okay?" Kou Xiao folded his arms and squinted at him.

"Brother Yang, please accompany your sister," Huo Ran said. "I'm familiar with it here, so there won't be any problems. It might be a small animal. I'll check it."

"Yang Ruidong, follow Ranran, and Kou Chen will accompany me," Kou Xiao said, "how can I let two high school students enter the forest by themselves."

"In elementary school, we shave food in the wild by ourselves," Kou Chen said, "Don't hold back Lao Yang, I'll go."

Huo Ran ignored their argument and walked directly to the edge of the woods with the swinging stick.

These people said that they were a little nervous when they heard the sound, but overall they still felt that this was a long-distance outing.

Only Huo Ran knew in his heart that although he had chosen the less difficult one of the several paths into the mountain, he had already walked for a day. Baimaopo was already very remote. Even if there was a village two kilometers away, that village There are only 20 or 30 households. A small shop sells expired instant noodles and expired ham sausages. In fact, the main body is a red noodle without any meat smell. An unknown brand of bottled water is required when he drinks it. The kind that can be relieved only by putting disinfectant tablets, such a small shop is only opened because there are ALICE friends who will go to supply it.

This place is close to the concept of the old forest in the deep mountains. Hearing any abnormal movement will make Huo Ran alert.

The result of the argument was probably that Kou Chen won. Anyway, when he walked into the woods, Kou Chen came in from behind, and his trekking poles kept poking in the dead grass and fallen leaves on the ground.

Probably afraid of stepping on snakes.

"Is there anyone!" Huo Ran shouted.

"A fellow?" Kou Chen also called out.

The rain has stopped now, the surroundings are very quiet, not even the birds are chirping, only the sound of Kou Chen poking at the grass.

After walking in for another thirty meters, the light dimmed, Huo Ran stopped and looked at it: "Go back, it must have been a mishearing or a small animal."

"What's wrong?" Kou Chen asked.

"There is no way out on this ground. Everywhere the villagers often go, there will be a way," Huo Ran said. "Where big animals often go, there are also beast roads. There is nothing here. It's probably just a small animal passing by."

"Oh." Kou Chen looked down at Lu, "Long posture."

The two of them walked out of the forest slowly. Kou Xiao and Lao Yang stood on the edge of the forest and stared at them. Seeing them come out, they immediately asked, "What's the matter?"

"No," Kou Chen said, "Just now we..."

Before he could say this, Huo Ran heard footsteps behind him, stepping on the fallen leaves. The movement was not very big, and the distance was still far away, but it was exactly the same as the sound they had stepped into the woods before.

Huo Ran turned around suddenly.

"Someone!" Kou Chen lowered his voice.

"Hometown!" Huo Ran shouted at the inside.

"Ah!" Someone in the depths of the forest responded.

Huo Ran breathed a sigh of relief and glanced at Kou Chen.

"Scare me." Kou Chen put something in his hand back in his pocket.

Huo Ran reached out and touched his pocket, and it turned out to be a dagger. He looked at Kou Chen: "You still said I came out with a throwing stick?"

"Then what should I do, you don't give me a piece or a half, I can only find it myself." Kou Chen replied calmly, but there was pride in his voice.

When the footsteps in the woods were slowly approaching, Huo Ran was a little nervous. It seemed that there were too many people, at least five or six people. Under normal circumstances, not so many fellows would go to the woods to play together.

"Something is wrong," Huo Ran reminded in a low voice, then looked back at Lao Yang, "There are too many people."

"Other donkeys?" Lao Yang asked in a low voice, pushing Kou Xiao again, "Go back to the tent."

Kou Xiao cooperated very well, and immediately picked up a thick piece of wood from the ground and got back into the tent.

After a while, the people in the woods came out. There were quite a few. Huo Ran counted six of them. They were all men. They looked and dressed like fellow villagers. And one holds a roll of rope.

"Camping?" a fellow villager looked at them and asked.

"Yes," Huo Ran nodded with a smile, "Where are you hunting?"

"... Well," the fellow stared blankly at them for a while, pointing to the swinging stick in his hand, "what are you doing with that."

"Self-defense," Huo Ran quickly put away the swinging stick, "We just heard the sound, we thought it was a wolf, and we were a little scared."

"The wolf can't come here," the fellow still stared at them, "How many of you?"

"Just the few of us," Kou Chen looked at Huo Ran and Lao Yang, "We haven't arrived together yet, it's too late to leave."

A few fellow villagers exchanged glances, stared at them a few more times, nodded, didn't speak any more, turned around and walked in the direction they came from.

After going out for a while, he looked back at them again.

"Fuck," Kou Chen didn't speak until he couldn't see them, "what's going on? Why do I feel like I'm going to be robbed?"

"It's hard to say," Huo Ran frowned. "Sometimes the fellows are not very friendly, or...the way they express themselves, they like to inquire, but when they inquire, it's like an interrogation..."

"How many?" Lao Yang looked over there.

"It's possible that I went to the forest and got the beast clip," Huo Ran said, "I'm afraid we should report it, it's usually not that bad, especially Kou Chen said that we still have people, and there should be others later. Donkey come here."

"Then now?" Lao Yang asked.

"Cooking in a pot," Huo Ran said.

"Okay." Lao Yang nodded with a smile.

When it comes to food, it's still quite enjoyable.

Huo Ran was also happy, after all, he was a little hungry, but just as he took a step towards the tent, Kou Chen grabbed his hand.

"Huh?" Huo Ran turned around.

"Is that what, that, slough!" Kou Chen froze in place, clenching his hand tightly, and pointed his eyes down.

Huo Ran quickly followed his gaze and glanced down, there was a small mass of mulch film on the ground that had been shattered into slag by the wind, sun and rain.

"No," Huo Ran wanted to pull out his hand, but Kou Chen couldn't let it go, so he had to bend over to pick up the rotten mulch, "It's mulch, do you understand? It's used by fellow villagers to cover vegetables."

"Plastic film?" Kou Chen glanced at his hand quickly, and then threw his hand away, laughing loudly, "Oh! Mulch, fuck it! Earth... Who the hell throws the mulch here? I fuck!"

Huo Ran held back a smile.

"Cooking and cooking!" Kou Chen strode over to the tent, took two steps and then pointed back at him, with a vicious expression on his face, "If you dare to say this, you will be finished."

"Let me fly?" Huo Ran said.

"I fucking let you fly to the moon!" Kou Chen turned around again after speaking, and strode away.