Several people in the video on the mobile phone screen were so happy that they leaned forward and back together, laughing like ducks. Wei Chaoren laughed like a goose. Huo Ran was holding his stomach inexplicably and couldn't do anything. There were several uncles and police next to him.
But he still had to say something, he pushed Kou Chen away, and rubbed his face twice: "Are you fucking hungry! Are you having a good time!"
"Very pleasant." Kou Chen said.
"Retired!" Huo Ran pointed to the video, "Pack up and leave in a while."
"Huo Ran!" Jiang Lei shouted, "Give me a call when you get home, and come out tomorrow to get together!"
"What are you gathering? We go back to school and gather every day. We spend twenty-eight hours of the day with this group of people, and we are still gathering." Huo Ran continued to rub his face, and took out a wet tissue to wipe his face.
"Let's get together, I don't want to stay at home anyway," Hu Yi said, "and Xu Zhifan just booked the box."
"... I'm really good friends." Huo Ran hung up the video with emotion and continued to wipe his face.
"Hey, hey," Kou Chen looked at him, "It hurts my self-esteem."
Huo Ran rounded up the wet wipes and put them in his pocket.
"Throw it away." Kou Chen said, they kept the garbage in their pockets and hung them on their backpacks along the way. They threw them into the trash can only when they arrived at the Laoxikou camp. There is now a shadow on collecting garbage.
"Where to throw it?" Huo Ran asked, "There is no trash can here."
"Come on, it can be degraded," Kou Chen said, "you still bring this back?"
"Degrading a fart, don't find psychological comfort for your behavior of throwing garbage," Huo Ran said, "If you go on a route where there are many fake donkeys and new donkeys, you won't think so."
"Okay, listen to you," Kou Chen nodded and stared at him for a while, "Your image in my mind has suddenly increased a lot."
Huo Ran glanced at him.
"Really!" Kou Chen said, "No kidding."
"It's so easy to be a stalwart," Huo Ran sighed, "It's not easy for your little country."
"Go away." Kou Chen smiled.
I don't know if it's because I'm a little nervous, but it seems like I'm back in the world at the moment.
Huo Ran got into a car and called his mother to report her safety.
Mom was quite calm, and said that she made delicious food and waited for him to go back to eat.
After the phone call, suddenly he was sleepy and his eyelids were fighting. He leaned on the back seat and closed his eyes to rest.
Kou Chen estimated that it was about the same, but the manifestations were different. He was overexcited after being nervous, and he couldn't sit still like a dog. He called his mother to chat for ten minutes, then talked to the police, and then talked to a few uncles. Finally, he finally Unable to hold back, he opened the car door and fell beside him.
"I'm... hungry..." Kou Chen stretched his voice weakly.
"Don't you have chocolate?" Huo Ran said.
"I'm done eating," Kou Chen said, "I'm not a robot cat."
"I have compressed biscuits," Huo Ran said. "If you want to eat them, look them up in my bag."
"I don't want to eat, and I don't want to move anymore," Kou Chen sighed, leaned on him, and touched his mouth after a while, "Oh Huo Ran."
"Yeah." Huo Ran responded.
"Your face is so tender." Kou Chen said.
"... Do I want to say thank you?" Huo Ran asked, he could hear the unfinished expression in Kou Chen's tone, "Would you like to take another bite?"
"No need, just taste it, I'll state the objective facts," Kou Chen laughed, "It's more tender than a little girl's face."
"It's over, isn't it?" Huo Ran looked at him, and after two seconds he suddenly reacted, "Fuck you, have you kissed a little girl?"
"No, what are you thinking, I don't have time to kiss a little girl," Kou Chen said. "That's how I feel. I didn't feel so tender when I touched your face."
"I'm naturally beautiful," Huo Ran closed his eyes, "please stop talking, I want to sleep, don't disturb me."
As soon as he finished speaking, Kou Chen's cell phone rang.
"It wasn't me who was arguing with you," Kou Chen took the phone and looked at it, "It was my dad who was arguing with you."
"I guess it's coming out soon?" Huo Ran opened his eyes.
"Ask," Kou Chen answered the phone, "Dad?"
"We've been past Baipipo for an hour, and we're going out right away," Dad said.
"Bai Mao Po! What is Bai Pi Po?" Kou Chen said.
"Bu Niu got up after a day and a half of walking out?" Dad said, "If you are hungry, go to the village to eat something, there is a farmhouse there."
"I'm not going," Kou Chen said, "I don't want to move anymore, how long will it take you to come out."
"It says it's coming soon, but it must be dark before we arrive," Dad said. "I can't see the way clearly now, and I can't let Uncle Huo drive too fast."
"Let's eat when you come out, I want to go home and eat dumplings." Kou Chen said.
"How virtuous are you and your sister, she also wants to go home and eat dumplings," Dad said, "then call your mother and ask her to make dumplings."
"I have already instructed," Kou Chen said and couldn't help laughing, "but what I said is fennel stuffing, all of them are stuffed with fennel, all of them are stuffed with fennel! You help me tell Kou Xiao , I don't have the cabbage stuffing she wants to eat tonight."
"What about you in a dream?" Dad sneered, "Will your mother listen to you?"
"...What if I heard it?" Kou Chen said.
"Then go back and witness the miracle later." Dad hung up the phone.
"Damn, what's my status at home?" Kou Chen put the phone aside, "Did you hear what my dad said?"
"I heard," Huo Ran thought for a while, "Is it a higher status than a dog?"
"It's taller than it." Kou Chen closed his eyes, took Huo Ran's hand and put it on his shoulder, "Come on, give your Uncle Kou a touch."
Huo Ran didn't move, just looked at him.
After a while, Kou Chen opened his eyes and smiled at him: "The camping is over, Xiao Ranran."
"Let's go!" Huo Ran pushed him to the car door.
"Hey, press it," Kou Chen crawled over again, "Maybe it's because the fellow smashed it, it's very sour, really... Help me pin it, I can't pin it properly."
Huo Ran looked at his grinning sincere expression, and thought that if it wasn't for Kou Chen's kick today, they might not have a chance to escape...
He raised his hand and squeezed Kou Chen's shoulder.
"Hey... Yes, that's the power!" Kou Chen shouted happily.
Huo Ran doesn't know why he doesn't always have a temper when facing Kou Chen. Maybe he has seen too few people who are so reckless. One second he wants to get angry, and the next second he lies like a dog. He opened his belly on the ground and begged to scratch.
"Shut up," he said, pinching Kou Chen's shoulder twice.
These two strokes were like pinching a switch on Kou Chen's body, Kou Chen swayed, slammed his head on his leg, lay down on the back seat, and then let out a comfortable grunt, "Ah... Comfortable… "
"No," Huo Ran stopped, "I'll get out of the car if you make a fucking noise."
"No, I'm in deep sleep now." Kou Chen closed his eyes.
Huo Ran hesitated for two seconds. He didn't believe even a single stroke of Kou Chen's forced words, so he tried to squeeze Kou Chen's shoulder.
really.
"Ah... um..." Kou Chen didn't wait for a second, and immediately called out, kicked his foot on the door, and pushed his crotch, "Ah... but..."
"Fuck me!" Huo Ran slapped him on the stomach before he could call out his name, and then punched and kicked, "You are a cramping rotten tail dog! Stop it! Well, you're talking! "
Kou Chen couldn't help laughing, shouting while hiding, "It's heavy! It's too damn heavy to attack, Huo Ran! Do you have any points in your hand!"
"What more do you want!" Huo Ran was happy after beating him a few times, "Remember to ask me to visit when your dad makes sausages next time!"
"Oh my waist," Kou Chen opened the car door and jumped out, "Help me kill someone."
Just after shouting, a Jimny jumped out from the mountain road and honked its horn.
"Huo Ran," Kou Chen turned back and shouted, "they came out."
Huo Ran jumped out of the car: "It's pretty fast."
It was already dark, and they did not delay any longer. After confirming the situation with the police, a few cars evened out the people, and they were ready to drive back.
Huo Ran and Xu Zhifan got on the Jimny, took Xu Zhifan back on the way, and they went home directly.
"Is there any place for me?" Kou Chen was lying on the co-pilot window.
"Yes," Xu Zhifan looked at him from the co-pilot, "but don't you take your dad's car?"
"I want to share a car with you." Kou Chen said.
"Your father just said that he would take you back soon, but your mother is in a hurry," Xu Zhifan said, "don't bother."
"Hey..." Kou Chen sighed, "Tomorrow! Tomorrow night, tomorrow I will definitely wake up in the afternoon and go out to eat at night, have you booked a box?"
"Yes," Xu Zhifan nodded, "I'll send you a box number in the group later."
Kou Chen wanted to say something, but Kou's father shouted, "My son! Why don't you walk back!"
"Come on!" Kou Chen roared and patted the car door, "Uncle Huo, thank you today."
"Come on," Huo Dad waved his hand, "I still want to come out to play in the future, and Huo Ran can take you on a low-difficulty line."
"Did you hear?" Kou Chen raised his eyebrows at Huo Yi, who was leaning on the back seat, pointed his finger at him, "Crack!"
"Go away." Huo Ran sighed.
Several cars drove back to the city together, and Huo Ran fell asleep in the back seat within a few minutes.
He actually had a dream that the eldest sister in Archaeopteryx was running in the woods, shouting words he couldn't understand, he chased after him for a long time, and after catching up, he found that it was Kou Chen who was caught.
"Ah... Ran Ran..." Kou Chen danced with his hips facing him.
"Why the hell are you so rude!" Huo Ran couldn't help but curse.
When he was woken up by Xu Zhifan, who was laughing alive next to him, he was still immersed in Kou Chen's arrogant dance, unable to extricate himself.
"Who did you dream of?" Xu Zhifan couldn't stop laughing.
"Did I speak out?" Huo Ran was shocked, "I can't, I never talk in my sleep."
"The sound is quite loud," Xu Zhifan still couldn't laugh, "isn't it, uncle."
"Yes." Dad smiled and nodded.
"...I dreamed that Kou Chen was dancing." Huo Ran scratched his head.
"Fuck." Xu Zhifan broke out of laughter, coughing for a long time, and while coughing, he sent a message while holding his phone.
Huo Ran's phone rang, and when he picked it up, he saw Xu Zhifan's message in the group.
- Kou Chen, what have you done, Huo Ran said in his dreams that you were sassy
The following is a bunch of people crazy hahahahaha.
However, there was no reply from Kou Chen. He probably fell asleep. Huo Ran threw the phone aside and pointed at Xu Zhifan: "Traitor, we have lost all our friendship for so many years."
Dad honked the horn.
Then came the sound of a horn from behind.
"Is there a fork in the road?" Xu Zhifan asked.
"Well, we're going," Dad said. "Are they turning to the right?"
"Yes." Huo Ran responded and turned to look out the rear window.
The two Cool Luzes turned a corner.
I don't know which car Kou Chen is in, and I don't know why, but Huo Ran is actually a little reluctant to part. This feeling is only when he and Xu Zhifan and the others went out to play and separated.
How could he be reluctant to part with such an inexplicable creature as Kou Chen
In the evening, my mother prepared a table of good dishes, but Huo Ran had no appetite. Although she was quite hungry, she felt full after eating a few bites.
Today is completely different from going on foot in the past. Although the matter of Big Sister Gao did not cause them any harm, they may still help this woman who has been running in the forest for a long time, but their mood is still affected. .
In the past, even when he was watching the news, he didn't think too much about it. After scolding the scumbag, it might be over.
Today, it is face-to-face. The real one may be abducted and trafficked, and it is basically certain that at least someone who has suffered serious domestic violence feels completely different.
He was not sleepy when he was lying on the bed at night with the sound of his parents discussing this matter, and repeatedly recalled the young policeman's sentence "I am willing to say this, and I dare to say that there are still many policemen who will make you believe me." After that, he fell asleep.
When Kou Chen was changing his shoes at the door, his mother came out of the house: "Going out again?"
"Well," Kou Chen put on his coat and hugged his mother, "Come back and bring you a late night snack."
"I don't eat it, you bring all the bullshit," Mom frowned. "Last time, you brought me two cow eggs, and your dad hasn't beaten you yet!"
Kou Chen laughed and whistled.
Shuaishuai jumped down from the upstairs and slammed on him.
"Brother brought back eggs for you to eat today, okay?" Kou Chen hugged Shuaishuai and rubbed his face in the thick fur on his neck, "Mom doesn't like it, so I'll give it to you. , you can find a girlfriend after you finish eating."
"Let's go, it's so annoying," Mom gave him a push. "After a while it's going crazy and howling again. It wakes up your sister and it's time to kick you."
"When Lao Yang comes, I have to wake her up." Kou Chen patted Shuaishuai's head and sent a message to Xu Zhifan, "I'm going out, I'll meet Xu Chuan and Superman in ten minutes, and I'll be at your place. twenty minutes."
When he went out, he started pooh pooh, rubbing his face, and rubbing it all the way to the gate of the community, only then did he wipe the dog hair off his face and spit out the dog hair in his mouth.
"You just killed him without telling Huo Ran?" After a few people met with Xu Zhifan, Xu Chuan asked, "What if you're still sleeping?"
"Jiang Lei just didn't answer the phone call to him, he must still be asleep," Xu Zhifan said, "It's alright, go and wake him up."
"Can you scold people?" Xu Chuan said.
"Are you afraid?" Kou Chen asked.
"Aren't you afraid I know," Xu Chuan said, "We're still a little scared, I've seen him get angry."
"Let's go," Kou Chen shook his phone, "the car is here."
When he arrived at Huo Ran's house, it turned out that the man was still sleeping. Several people chatted with his parents in the living room, but they didn't wake Huo Ran.
"I'll go take a look." Kou Chen stood up, walked to the bedroom, took two steps and stopped to look at Huo's mother, "Is that all right?"
"Go, if you don't wake him, he can sleep until night." Huo's mother said with a smile.
Kou Chen nodded and gently opened the door of Huo Ran's bedroom.
Huo Ran's house had a small light on, presumably to prevent ghosts.
However, although he is afraid of ghosts, the furnishings in his house are very MAN. There are a lot of outdoor tools, such as rope locks and the like. There is also a disassembled bicycle and repair tools that have not been put away.
"Ran Ran?" Kou Chen whispered and walked over to his bed.
Huo Ran buried half of his face in the quilt, motionless.
Kou Chen bent down and stared at his profile for a while: "Little cute?"
Huo Ran still didn't move.
"I kiss you without opening your eyes?" Kou Chen whispered into his ear, "Get up and beat me..."
After waiting for two seconds, Kou Chen poked his face with his finger, and after seeing Huo Ran moving, he slapped Huo Ran's face lightly, slap.
Then he quickly jumped aside with a tragic mood of "Kou Chen, you are dead".