Huo Ran had never figured out why such a fragile organ, the nose, would grow in such a position where it was not covered or protected at all.
After this collision, he felt that Kou Chen's nose was as hard as his mother's, and he had the illusion that his nose was already flat.
But he didn't have time to ponder the situation of his nose.
Their bows had slammed hard against the butt of the two-man boat.
The eldest sister exclaimed, and the surnamed Hu also roared.
Hug the lady.
In fact, for those who are in love, this action can be regarded as a subconscious reveal of true love.
But for the group of seven, this action is simply a provocation, that is, Chi Guoguo's declaration of war, that is, they are completely ignored!
Jiang Lei and Wei Chaoren showed everyone an unprecedented tacit understanding, and they both started to kick back frantically at the same time.
"Back off!" Wei Chaoren said, "One more time! I'll give you a fucking hug!"
Huo Ran released the hand covering his nose, wiped a handful of sour tears on his face, and looked at Kou Chen as he kicked back.
"... Kou Chen!" He lowered his voice.
"I'm fine!" Kou Chen turned his head and said as he followed, and took a breath.
Huo Ran lowered his eyelids and looked at his arm, there was a drop of blood on it.
Nosebleed, just when Kou Chen turned his head.
Kou Chen also saw the drop of blood, and was immediately stunned. He wiped a hand on his arm: "Fuck you? Did you get a nosebleed?"
"Me?" Huo Ran looked at him, "Are you a wooden man?"
"Huh?" Kou Chen also looked at him.
"Pedal!" Jiang Lei turned his head and shouted at them, "Go forward!"
Kou Chen quickly changed into a straight pedal, and then turned his head to stare at Huo Ran while he was busy: "Fuck!"
"It's your bloody nose!" Huo Ran suppressed his voice.
"Fuck!" Kou Chen touched under his nose, startled by the blood on his hand, "Fuck! Ah, I'm bleeding! Bleeding!"
"What?" Xu Zhifan was about to stab the boat in front of him with the pulp. Hearing this, he turned his head in shock.
Several people turned their heads and stared at Kou Chen.
Kou Chen probably reacted abruptly, remembering his well-managed school bully design, and immediately changed his panicked expression, rubbed the back of his hand on his nose, and said indifferently, "Bump them!"
Several people suddenly kicked wildly, and the boat rushed forward.
The eldest sister and the surnamed Hu did not sit still. The two of them were trying their best to push the boat forward to escape, and because the boat was small and light, their speed was not slow.
After running and chasing the ground for more than ten seconds, the surnamed Hu finally came to his senses, turned around and pointed at them and roared, "Hu Yi! You are crazy! You bastard!"
"Shut up! You bunny!" Hu Yi also roared.
"Oh shit." Xu Chuan was amused by his words, stood on the boat and laughed, almost throwing himself into the water.
Several people couldn't hold back, and they all laughed after holding back for a long time.
"Don't relax!" Jiang Lei patted his legs.
Everyone laughed and continued to chase.
Huo Ran took the time to take out a tissue from his pocket, took one and handed it to Kou Chen: "Wipe it."
Kou Chen grabbed the tissue and wiped it: "Don't you have wet tissue? Don't you always bring wet tissue?"
Huo Ran didn't say a word. He usually only takes it when he goes to the suburbs, but he really didn't have it at the moment. After hesitating for a second, he took out another piece of paper and pressed it on the side of the boat that was splashed with water. After he was full of water, he handed it to Kou Chen.
"Why don't you go to the sky?" Kou Chen shook the piece of paper. "There are all kinds of microorganisms in this lake, at least there are swan feces..."
"It's better than your bloody face!" Huo Ran interrupted him, "I just hit a boat and didn't do anything with anyone, so I just got a bloody face. Is it shameful?"
"Damn it," Kou Chen gritted his teeth, wiped around his nose with a tissue, and stuffed the tissue into his nostrils, then frowned and lowered his voice, "My nose hurts..."
Huo Ran grabbed his hand and touched the back of his hand: "I'll check it later when it's over."
After all, it was four young men who were pedaling the boat on their boat, and they were all simmering in the fire. After a frantic pedaling, they caught up with the boat in front, and hit the butt of the boat again under the exclamation of the eldest sister.
This time the hit was heavier, and the eldest sister couldn't sit firmly, was knocked out of her seat, and threw herself on the board of the boat.
I have to say that the anti-collision measures of this ship are still relatively good. Usually, many people can't control the direction. Any bridge piers can hit the rocks on the shore, and some people directly take the ship. When playing with bumper boats, the boat is covered with thick glue all around. After hitting it, the hull of the boat will not be damaged, and it bounces very well.
"Divorce!" Hu Yi slapped the boat's oars on the canopy of the boat at the moment when the two boats collided, "Go back and divorce my mother!"
"Divorce!" The group of seven roared together, "Go back and get a divorce! Still not a man!"
"Call the police!" the elder sister shouted, "I'm going to call the police!"
"You report!" Hu Yi pointed at her, "If you don't call the police, you'll be a fucking bum!"
Several people were a little shocked.
Hu Yi usually doesn't even say "rely" very often, but suddenly such a word pops up, which is regarded as the peak of his life.
"Hu Yi!" the surnamed Hu roared, "What the hell are you doing! Did your mother ask you to do this!"
"My mother asked me to kill you!" Hu Yi scolded, "I'll give you a life to pay you back! If your mother doesn't go through the divorce procedures next week, I'll let you see what I'm going to do!"
"Bump!" Wei Chaoren shouted.
The four people pedaling the boat slammed again and bumped into the boat for the third time.
In fact, the impact was not too strong this time, but the angle was a bit off. It wasn't directly behind the collision. The boat swayed sideways, and the eldest sister, who was still lying on the board, was thrown directly into the lake.
The group of seven immediately cheered.
"Go around to save people." Xu Zhifan said.
At this time, Xu Zhifan was the most careful. At this moment, the weather had not yet completely warmed up, and the lake water was also very cold. In addition, after the elder sister fell into the water, she looked like a landslide.
"No need," Hu Yi said, "the surnamed Hu knows water. When he was young, he was in the swimming team of the city sports school. Let him go fishing."
"Let's go," Xu Chuan patted the edge of the boat, "there's someone from the pier."
Everyone turned their heads to look, and the people from the management office at the small pier probably noticed the movement here and drove a small speedboat over.
"Go, go, go!" Huo Ran hurriedly shouted.
Several people followed and started to kick again, and the people holding the paddle also started to help paddle together.
The boat quickly approached the shore.
This is not a place to park the boat. There is only a sloping stone slope. They jumped off the boat and climbed up the slope. They climbed over a spring wall and ran to the path of the park.
"That's the back door," Kou Chen, with two balls of paper stuffed into his nostrils, looked at the road sign calmly, "It shouldn't be far from the back door."
Several people ran along the road and ran out of the back door of the park within a few minutes.
There is a small tea restaurant at the intersection, and they sat down under the parasol at the entrance.
"My legs," Jiang Lei hammered back and forth with his hands on his legs, "my legs..."
"It's sour," Wei Chaoren also hammered his legs. "Just this kick, it's more difficult than playing a game of basketball. I rely on it, and I don't rely on my legs until I kick back."
"By will," Kou Chen said, "isn't it?"
"That's right," Wei Chaoren nodded at him, "you understand."
"I don't understand," Kou Chen raised his eyebrows, leaning against the back of the chair with a relaxed face, "I don't feel it, I rely on my legs."
"...Okay." Wei Chaoren clasped his fists.
"How did you get the nose?" Xu Chuan pointed at Kou Chen's nose, "Has the bleeding stopped?"
"Knock a little," Kou Chen glanced at Huo Ran, "When the boat swayed, it should be fine."
Huo Ran didn't speak, and took another piece of paper to Kou Chen.
Knocked.
This sentence made him immediately flash back to the scene when his nose was knocked on, and suddenly there was a burst of heat, which burned up from the back to his face.
Kou Chen didn't know whether it was because of low platelets or strong blood vessels. The nosebleed didn't stop at this moment. As soon as the small paper ball in his nostrils was taken out, a drop of blood dripped on his trousers.
"Hey," Kou Chen frowned and pressed a piece of paper to his nose, "I've lost my nose."
"Go and wash it," Huo Ran was a little uneasy. After all, it was his nose that came out. He stood up, "There should be water in the store."
The waiter brought them the menu, and then pointed Huo Ran and Kou Chen to the bathroom.
They went to the bathroom one after the other.
No one was inside, and suddenly felt a little more relaxed.
Kou Chen lowered his head at the sink and rinsed his nose with water for a while, then straightened up and looked in the mirror: "Is my nose crooked?"
"Not really." Huo Ran leaned over to take a look, still very straight.
"Is it still bleeding?" Kou Chen sniffed, "I really don't want to stuff paper, what should I do if my nostrils are stuffed up?"
"...Aren't you thinking a little too much?" Huo Ran took the paper, wiped the water next to his nose, and stared to see if blood came out, "It's so easy to stuff it up, then take a You can clip it back with a clip, I'm afraid of farts."
"It makes sense." Kou Chen thought about it and laughed.
"It doesn't seem to be bleeding anymore," Huo Ran gently pressed his nose again, "Does it hurt?"
"It hurts..." Kou Chen whispered in a series of voices.
"Damn it, why don't you bump it so lightly?" Huo Ran couldn't figure it out, and pinched his nose again, "My nose doesn't feel anything anymore..."
Kou Chen was silent, staring at his nose.
Huo Ran was speechless by his stare.
The bathroom suddenly became quiet, and only a few bird calls were heard outside.
After a few seconds, Huo Ran decided to break the delicately awkward atmosphere. He cleared his throat and prepared to find a nonsense to say.
Before he could speak, Kou Chen suddenly came over and kissed the tip of his nose.
MUA!
Huo Ran seemed to be struck by lightning.
M! U! A!
Clap clap clap clap!
Originally, if he was given a second, he would be able to regain his senses. This is Kou Chen's usual action. As a MUAMUA monster, it is strange that he has not had a MUAMUA for a long time.
But Huo Ran's hand reacted in less than a second.
A slap pushed Kou Chen's face away.
PIA.
Not very loud, but definitely different from his usual reaction.
Kou Chen covered his face and looked at him in surprise.
"You..." Huo Ran suddenly became at a loss, raised his hand, and was so embarrassed that he didn't say a word for a long time.
"You fucking beat me?" Kou Chen glared at him.
While speaking, a drop of nosebleed slid out very cooperatively, instead of dripping onto the ground, it slid into Kou Chen's mouth.
It looked sad and miserable.
The general effect of vomiting blood.
"You have a nosebleed again." Huo Ran pointed to his nose.
"Yeah!" Kou Chen said, "I asked you to slap it! What do you hate with my nose? Did my nose steal your money! I'm fuckin'... heck!"
When Kou Chen said these few words, the blood had already flowed from his mouth, and he bent down and pooh pooh to the sink.
"I was just startled." Huo Ran sighed and patted his back lightly.
"Why don't you hit someone when you're scared by others," Kou Chen angrily scolded in the water while slapping his nose with water, "When you're scared by me, hit me!"
"I didn't slap you either!" Huo Ran slapped him on the back, "I just slapped you in a conditioned reflex, why didn't you say I cut you with a knife?"
"You said that." Kou Chen turned off the water and pointed at him.
"What did I say?" Huo Ran asked.
"You slashed at me with a knife," Kou Chen glared at me, "you've eaten the leopard's guts, you dare to slash me with a knife!"
Huo Ran looked at him in shock: "You say it again?"
"Stop talking!" Kou Chen wiped his face with some tissues from the wall, turned around, and swung his arms out of the bathroom arrogantly.
Huo Ran was stunned for ten seconds before walking out.
When he returned to the table and sat down, his reputation had been ruined by Kou Chen.
"What a temper," Jiang Lei couldn't stop laughing, "Don't go to the toilet with him in the future, it's not worth it to pee and be beaten."
Huo Ran looked at Kou Chen.
Kou Chen took a tissue and slowly pressed it around his nose, raising his eyebrows proudly at him.
Huo Ran gave up looking at him, picked up the cup and took a sip of water.
According to their plan, after watching the swans, they should have wandered in the park again, but now there was an accident, and the park came out without turning around, and it was not time to eat.
"Have a few drinks or something," Xu Chuan said, "and then go to the amusement park. Yesterday you were not willing to go, it was too far."
A new district in the city has acquired a large area that is known as the most complete set of commercial, catering and entertainment in history. There are no things that can't come out for three days.
It is said that the amusement park is very fun, but it is too far, and no one wanted to go there yesterday.
This time is different.
They were just out of anger for Hu Yi, and they were all very excited. As soon as Xu Chuan said the amusement park, several people immediately nodded.
Kou Chen turned his head and forgot that he had just been "blocked in the toilet and beaten" by Huo Ran. When he finished his drink and got up to leave, he leaned into Huo Ran's ear and whispered, "I want to play a roller coaster."
"Huh?" Huo Ran looked at him.
"There is also a jumping machine." Kou Chen said.
"Yeah." Huo Ran nodded.
"I've never played," Kou Chen whispered. "My mother said she would fall to her death, so she won't let me play. Let's go to play later."
"Aren't you afraid of falling to your death?" Huo Ran asked.
Kou Chen laughed a few times: "I'm not afraid."
There is a direct bus to the amusement park. Kou Chen wanted to take a taxi, but everyone refused, saying that he wanted to invite the young master to experience the life of ordinary people.
Wei Chaoren led Kou Chen to stand in front of the stop sign: "Look, eighteen stops..."
"Eighteen stops!" Kou Chen said, "Did we go to the night show?"
Huo Ran wanted to laugh a little, but when he was about to go over to see if there were eighteen stops, Xu Zhifan walked up to him, stretched his arms around his neck, and dragged him back.
"Why?" Huo Ran asked.
"I have something to ask," Xu Zhifan leaned against the billboard and whispered, "Don't mind, just say it if you want, I won't ask more if you don't want to say it."
"Yeah." Huo Ran responded.
"You and Kou Chen..." Xu Zhifan said softly.
Huo Ran felt that his scalp tightened suddenly, and his hair seemed to be stretched to his feet.
"What's the matter with you two?" Xu Zhifan said.