After Kou Chen swaggered his arms and left, Xu Zhifan turned his head and walked to Huo Ran: "What did he tell you just now?"
Huo Ran frowned: "Let me take him to camp, and also bring along his sister and his sister's boyfriend, saying that it was his sister's boyfriend who had been talking to her for ten years, and she wanted to break up. I wanted to take this opportunity to repair it. …”
"So miserable?" Xu Zhifan asked, "Do you believe it?"
"I almost believed it," Huo Ran punched Jiang Lei on the shoulder in a very unhappy manner. "That performance is all fucking traces."
"Take it easy!" Jiang Lei shouted.
"Jiuliu opera elites are still pretending to force the genre," Huo Ran said, "there's no fucking truth in his mouth, why would he offend too many people, transfer schools, and beat the teacher... wait, maybe one day he will blow Suona has landed on the moon."
"Then did you agree?" Xu Zhifan asked with a smile.
"I promise, won't you let me control a little bit and don't make him so stiff? I'm afraid that he will make up some terminally ill drama and I will not help but slap him," Huo Ran said angrily, "Go and go. Hey, I haven't brought any idiots with me, my cousin can't even hit a match, didn't I bring him back alive?"
Xu Zhifan was always happy to hear it.
"Are you going, or together..." Huo Ran turned his head.
"I won't go," Xu Zhifan quickly refused, "I won't suffer that crime. My country has to eat at home after eating and sleeping, wake up to eat, and play games when I don't eat or sleep. It's very well arranged."
"Jiang Lei." Huo Ran turned to look at Jiang Lei.
"I don't want to go, I don't want to be dislocated," Jiang Lei was also decisive, "I don't want to be scolded by you all the way, I'm mainly for our friendship to survive longer."
"Why don't you improve our IQ to make our friendship live longer?" Huo Ran sighed, "Hu... Hu Yi?"
"It's still here." Jiang Lei turned his head and looked around. "It came out after eating."
"I took a call and went to the back door," Xu Zhifan said, "I don't know what's going on, it's been weird these past two days, ask me in the afternoon, don't think about it, go back and buy a kitchen knife. , and chop us up one by one at night."
"Fuck," Huo Ran looked at him, "Can you still do it!"
The afternoon class was very difficult.
Especially after a summer vacation, the first… few months.
Huo Ran can still listen to the class, Xu Zhifan is sitting quite upright, but Huo Ran can tell from the action of putting on his glasses that this person is about to sleep, and Jiang Lei is in front of him with his cheeks on his hands, and he has already slapped the teacher. Several heads rang.
Huo Ran sighed. Although he had to go out with three burdens on the National Day, he still began to eagerly hope that the National Day would come soon.
"Whose is that empty seat?" The teacher pointed to the empty seat next to Jiang Lei and asked when the get out of class was about to end.
Everyone turned their heads together, but Jiang Lei was indifferent to the teacher's question, resting his chin in his hand.
"Hu Yi's seat, he took a class leave at noon with a toothache." Huo Ran said, kicking Jiang Lei's chair.
Jiang Lei woke up suddenly, and stood up calmly and calmly two seconds later.
The teacher looked at him, and he looked at the teacher, both of them were a little confused.
"Hey..." Xu Zhifan sighed.
"What are you asking?" Jiang Lei turned his head and pushed his chair against Huo Ran's table.
"Sit down," Huo Ran was really speechless, suppressing his voice, "You idiot, you fucking took sleeping pills and fell asleep like this! Just ask who the empty seat next to you is!"
Jiang Lei paused and cleared his throat: "Teacher Report, it's classmate Hu Yi. He has a stomachache and asked for leave."
"Fuck." Xu Zhifan lay down on the table.
"I thank you for Hu Yi." Huo Ran said.
Jiang Lei sat down again calmly and calmly, turned his head and asked in a low voice, "What's the situation?"
"It's your situation after class." Huo Ran said.
After the bell rang, the teacher walked out of the classroom, Huo Ran took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Hu Yi.
-what's wrong with you? If Lao Yuan wants to ask, you remember that you had a toothache and a stomachache, and you slept in the dormitory.
"What's going on?" Jiang Lei turned his head.
"Sleep after you go to bed!" Huo Ran slapped him on the arm, "Wake up when you wake up! Don't be so smart and stupid, just after I said he had a toothache, you slapped him in his stomach!"
"...Fuck, I didn't hear you," Jiang Lei was a little depressed, "Where is this kid?"
"I don't know, they didn't reply to my message." Huo Ran looked at the phone.
"Isn't Kou Chen here?" Xu Zhifan asked from the side.
"Huh?" Huo Ran raised his head, stunned.
As expected, Kou Chen's seat was vacant... The teacher didn't see it? Hu Yi's seat was against the wall and the teacher could see it!
"He's on leave." Xu Chuan said.
"How did he get the leave?" Huo Ran asked.
"Sprinkled some water on my forehead and went to the school doctor's office to shake for 20 minutes," Xu Chuan said, "and then I asked for leave."
"Fuck it, this is compulsive." Jiang Lei expressed his sincere admiration.
Huo Ran sighed the same in his heart.
However, he was more worried about Hu Yi than lamenting Kou Chen as a showman: "Let's go back to the dormitory and see, is Hu Yi in the dormitory?"
"Let me ask you, Kou Chen should still be in the dormitory, let him have a look." Xu Chuan said.
"No." Huo Ran refused.
"Bring me a bottle of Coke when you pass by the canteen," Xu Zhifan said.
"What about human nature?" Huo Ran got up.
"Never." Xu Zhifan patted him on the back.
Kou Chen walked out of the dormitory yawning. He always hated history class, and he didn't take it if he could. He slept in one class and felt flushed.
When Hu Yi walked over, he was stunned: "Aren't you going to class?"
"No." Hu Yi replied in a sullen voice and walked past him.
"You..." Kou Chen turned his head, feeling that something was wrong, stared at his back for a few seconds, and called out again, "Hu Yi."
"Go to the classroom and tell Huo Ran and the others that I'm going to sleep," Hu Yi said without turning his head, "Thank you."
"... You're welcome." Hu Yi had already closed the door of the dormitory when Kou Chen spoke.
He stomped in the hallway for a few more seconds, then went downstairs.
When he was walking towards the classroom yawning, he saw Huo Ran who was running all the way, swish, he looked like the kind of genius who can cure a dislocated shoulder in the wild.
"Is there anyone in our dormitory?" Huo Ran threw a word as he whizzed past him.
Kou Chen turned his head and shouted as he rushed into the dormitory, "Hu Yi is here."
Huo Ran stopped, hesitated for two seconds and came over: "Has he been in the dormitory?"
"Just got back," Kou Chen said, "I feel like he... or I'll go up with you."
"Why?" Huo Ran stared at him.
Kou Chen looked at no one on either side, and lowered his voice: "He came back with something hidden in his clothes, it looks like a knife."
Huo Ran didn't say anything, just stared at him.
Kou Chen gestured: "Looks like a kitchen knife, but hides his back."
"It's pretty cool," Huo Ran said. "You can tell when you're wearing a school uniform?"
"He's holding his coat in his hand," Kou Chen said. "Besides, what do I look like? I used to have a lot of people who brought knives to school. I practiced it a long time ago, and I could see him hiding in his crotch."
"A kitchen knife," Huo Ran looked at him, "I really want to hide it in my crotch, I can see it too."
In the end, Kou Chen followed Huo Ran back to the dormitory.
The moment Huo Ran opened the door, he still believed Kou Chen's bullshit for no apparent reason, and quickly glanced at the dormitory with vigilance.
Of course no kitchen knife!
The knife in your bastard's head!
However, Hu Yi didn't seem to be in a good mood. He was sitting on a chair, staring at the bag of sausages on the table.
sausage
"Why are you here?" Hu Yi turned his head when he heard the door slam, "Aren't you going to class?"
"I want to ask you, why did you go?" Huo Ran asked.
"I'm fine, go out and get some air." Hu Yi said.
"Going to buy sausages? Are you hungry in the morning?" Kou Chen asked.
"No," Hu Yi suddenly became refreshed when he mentioned the sausage, and turned around, "I know who the starving ghost is."
"What?" Huo Ran was stunned.
"When I went back to school, I saw Li Jiaying at the back door..." Hu Yi said.
"Who is Li Jiaying?" Huo Ran asked.
"Just the girl behind the ghost building that day peeked at my pee," Kou Chen said, "what happened to her?"
Huo Ran looked at Kou Chen with a calm face, and he knew how his arrogance came out, so smooth and natural.
"Scolding a girl, taking a few people, and kicking the girl," Hu Yi pointed to the sausage on the table, "Kicked this to the ground."
"Is it a very thin girl who keeps her head down and a ponytail?" Kou Chen asked.
"Yes," Hu Yi nodded, "they had already gone in when I went over, so I just... picked this up and brought it back."
"Why pick it up? You still want to give it back to her?" Huo Ran asked.
"You can eat it if you don't." Hu Yi said.
"Would you like to go to the ghost building to bake and eat?" Huo Ran asked, after a pause he turned to look at Kou Chen, "Are you sure that the thing about grilling sausages in the ghost building wasn't your bragging?"
"Whoever brags about that arrogance, if I want to brag, I have to say that I grill sausages in a ghost building." Kou Chen said.
When the class bell rang, Huo Ran couldn't let Hu Yi go to the classroom with him.
"Are you planning to miss an afternoon of class?" Huo Ran asked.
"I have a headache," Hu Yi sighed, "I'll call Lao Yuan to ask for leave in a while."
Huo Ran hesitated for a while, but didn't insist.
To be honest, Hu Yi did not look very comfortable, and his face was not very good. Among them, Hu Yi was the most honest, and he had never done anything without reason to skip class.
"You should pay more attention when you return to the dormitory after school," Kou Chen whispered after leaving the dormitory, "He really brought a knife back, it's a kitchen knife, wide."
Huo Ran glanced at him and said nothing.
He felt that if he stayed with Kou Chen for a while, he might lose his temper due to his sincere arrogance and natural nonsense.
"Ah!" Kou Chen glanced back and suddenly hit him with his arm in panic, his voice trembling, "That's... run run run run!"
Without waiting for Huo Ran to turn around, he had already pulled his legs and ran forward.
dog
Cattle
teacher
ghost
ghost!
Huo Ran also ran out carrying the hairs on his back like the wind, and caught up with Kou Chen within a few steps, and the two of them ran wildly together.
After running for 100 meters, he regained his senses. He felt that something was wrong, so he looked back.
There was only the wind behind him, and the leaves that had been blown away by the wind.
If this is an anime, you can probably still see the afterimage of the two of them running away.
"Are you fucking mentally ill!" Huo Ran roared, but he didn't stop running.
"The bell rang for the class, it wasn't the prep bell!" Kou Chen said confidently as he ran, "If I don't run, you'll even take a walk!"
Who went for a walk
Who the fuck wants to take a walk with you
Huo Ran no longer had the emotion to say one more word to him, he accelerated in an instant, shook off Kou Chen and rushed into the teaching building in front.
"Fuck," Kou Chen shouted from behind, "How fast are you kicking your ass!"
Huo Ran was speechless. When he turned up the stairs on the second floor, he saw an empty mineral water bottle on the ground. He lifted his foot and kicked it. The bottle passed through the stair railing and landed exactly on the first floor. On the head of Kou Chen on the stairs.
Then it bounced off with great force.
When Kou Chen covered his head and looked up, Huo Ran had already rushed to the door of the classroom and pushed open the door: "Report."
Without waiting for the teacher to speak, he ran back to his seat.
"Name." The teacher on the podium pushed his glasses.
"... Huo Ran." Only then did Huo Ran see that this was Teacher Chen of English.
Teacher Chen also taught their class before, and he was usually very kind, but he didn't like someone who was late for class. Anyone who was late would have their name recorded, and they would be fined for copying the text after two times.
"Huo Ran," Teacher Chen glanced at him, "what are you doing?"
"I have diarrhea." Huo Ran said.
"Well," Teacher Chen nodded, "once."
"Oh." Huo Ran nodded, looked back at the door of the classroom, and found that Kou Chen hadn't come in yet.
Smashed a bottle
"Okay, let's continue the class," Teacher Chen turned around and wrote on the blackboard, "School just started, and it's afternoon again, I know you're sleepy, so cheer up..."
Huo Ran was a little worried and couldn't help but look back again. At this moment, Kou Chen flashed in from the door, then tiptoed to his seat and sat down.
When Teacher Chen turned around, he had already taken out the book, and his whole body looked like he had been half dead for a long time.
Huo Ran was shocked.
What was even more shocking was that Teacher Chen really didn't notice that he was late. When he came over after class, Kou Chen pretended to get up and asked her two questions.
Teacher Chen was very pleased to explain to him, and walked out of the classroom with a smile.
"Fuck me?" Huo Ran said.
"Learn a little bit." Xu Zhifan sighed.
Hu Yi didn't come to class all afternoon. Before the last class went to dinner, Huo Ran sent Hu Yi a message.
"How is it?" Jiang Lei asked.
"Just ask the help to bring a piece of bread," Huo Ran frowned, "Can you be full with just one piece of bread?"
"Isn't there sausage?" Jiang Lei said.
After learning that Hu Yi had picked up the sausage knocked off by Kehua in the second class, Jiang Lei kept talking about how delicious this grilled sausage was that would make girls go to the ghost building in the middle of the night.
"I'll treat you to dinner later," Xu Zhifan sighed, "please stop talking about it."
"I really want to go and ask her," Jiang Lei walked into the cafeteria, looked in front of him and whispered, "Can't you eat in the dormitory, aren't you afraid of going to the ghost building?"
"She wants to bake it," Xu Zhifan said, "how to bake in the dormitory."
Huo Ran glanced forward and saw a few girls in Kehua were looking at the dishes with their plates, and the girl with her head bowed was also beside her.
"I don't quite understand," Huo Ran said to Xu Zhifan, "If you dare to kick me, I will definitely kill you on the spot and eat with you?"
Xu Zhifan glanced at him, lifted his leg and kicked his ass.
"Your uncle." Huo Ran said.
Xu Zhifan smiled and was about to speak, when Wei Chaoren squeezed a bunch of drinks over: "Come here, hurry up, sit at this table, and Kou Chen treats guests to drinks."
"Again?" Xu Zhifan said, "Why don't I invite him, it's not appropriate for him to invite him."
"It's okay," Kou Chen's voice came over, "I have to eat my pocket money quickly, or I don't know how to use it and it will be gone."
"Probably the old north wind blew out and wiped it out," Huo Ran said.
"I haven't counted with you about the matter you hit me in the head," Kou Chen said, "you..."
Huo Ran turned to look at him.
"Because you want to take me to camp, I'll..." Before Kou Chen could finish speaking, he was suddenly bumped from behind, "Fuck!"
He turned around, and behind him was the girl with her head bowed, holding the plate with a terrified look on her face. Half of the soup in the plate was gone.
Only then did Huo Ran see that Kou Chen's back was full of vegetable soup.
When Kou Chen saw the dinner plate, he immediately touched his back, looked at the vegetable oil in his hands and cursed, "Fuck me!"
"I'm sorry." The girl whispered, her voice trembling.
Kou Chen didn't speak, his eyes went past her and stared at the face of Ke Hua who was standing behind her with his arms folded.