Queen Mother is a Scientist

Chapter 85: Bullshit comic strip

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When passing through a town, Fu Tingye and his party rented an inn and stopped to rest.

Because they all pretended to be ordinary people, the innkeeper just thought they were wealthy businessmen from somewhere, and those accompanying soldiers were the guards. However, in the eyes of others, Hua Qingxue's identity was very strange.

Let’s say she is the wife of a wealthy businessman, but she did not comb her hair.

Let's say she is a maid of a wealthy businessman. Fu Tingye picks up more dishes for her during meals.

If she looked at her twice more, the fierce-looking wealthy businessman would stare at her coldly, how scary it was.

Fu Tingye's people rented the inn, as well as the courtyard and kitchen inside and outside. His people took care of the food, clothing, housing and transportation, and there was no need for people from the inn to serve him.

The personal guards sent the people in the inn away.

The innkeeper saw that these people were not easy to deal with, so he got enough money, put on an attentive smile on his face, and quickly took the shopkeepers and left together.

After dinner, Hua Qingxue wanted to go for a walk on the street. Fu Tingye had nothing to do, so he accompanied her.

The town was not large in size, and the market was not as lively as Panshui City. However, although the sparrow was small and well-equipped, Hua Qingxue picked and picked, and finally found a shop that sold the Four Treasures of the Study, and bought pens, inks, and paints for painting, and a knife of mulberry paper, and A piece of pink wax paper.

The texture of mulberry paper is strong. Because the raw material for papermaking contains mulberry bark, it is called mulberry paper. This kind of paper has been used to frame calligraphy and paintings in ancient times. In addition, it is also used to make umbrellas, package Chinese medicine, and make fans.

Hua Qingxue bought mulberry paper because of its sturdiness and thickness.

—Because she wants to play poker.

The pink wax paper has a beautiful appearance and bright color. When stuck on the mulberry paper, it not only improves the hardness but also increases the beauty. Just cut it into fifty-four neat sheets, and then draw different playing card patterns, and the playing cards will become Done!

Hua Qingxue couldn't help but curl up the corners of her mouth as she thought that the days ahead wouldn't be so boring.

"Why did you buy so much paper?" Fu Tingye asked her.

Hua Qingxue replied with a smile: "You will know soon."

"You are so old, but you are still like a child. Come with me to the bookstore to buy a book about women and read it carefully." Fu Tingye said with a serious look on his face, but with a smile in his eyes.

Hua Qingxue thought about it. She had never read "The Female Commandment". The bookstore was right next to it anyway, so she might as well buy a copy and watch it.

The two of them went out and went to the bookstore, and the soldiers accompanying them carried the things they bought.

When I actually went to the bookstore, Hua Qingxue couldn't read the book "Girls' Commandments" after flipping through it twice.

"I don't know many words." She complained softly.

Although they are all Chinese characters, Simplified Chinese and Traditional Chinese are different, and the Ancient Chinese characters are even more different.

However, several picture albums nearby attracted her attention. Hua Qingxue picked one up and opened it. There were actually comic books inside!

Each page of pictures was accompanied by text, and Hua Qingxue read it with gusto without even guessing.

"The painting is really good." She showed it to Fu Tingye. "It's the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl."

The corner of Fu Tingye's mouth twitched slightly. In his opinion, this thing was purely a children's book. Just standing in front of this row of bookshelves was enough to embarrass him.

"Eh?!" Hua Qingxue made a new discovery and opened another book in surprise. Even her voice couldn't help but raise a few degrees, "Is this you?!"

The painting page depicts a tall and heroic man. He is wearing armor and has a big beard. He looks very powerful. He is fighting with a big python with a sharp sword in his hand!

Fu Tingye frowned and looked over, feeling that the painting was too exaggerated. When he was in southern Xinjiang, he did kill a big python, but it wasn't that big...

Hua Qingxue covered her mouth and laughed, laughing at Fu Tingye: "The beard looks so similar! When I first saw you, you looked like this, so fierce!"

Fu Tingye refused to admit it and glared at her: "When have I ever been cruel to you?"

Hua Qingxue giggled: "Now."

The bookstore owner saw that the two men were dressed in extraordinary clothes and noticed them early. He found a suitable opportunity to come over to promote business, "This is General Fu's battle against the Millennium Python. There are three volumes in total. Sir, you are holding the second volume." "

Hua Qingxue immediately asked: "Where are the first and third volumes? We want to buy them."

Fu Tingye: "..."

Why buy this thing

Okay... forget it, as long as she's happy.

The bookstore owner brought the first and third volumes and asked with a smile: "Wrap them up for you?"

"Yes." Hua Qingxue handed over the second volume in Fu Tingye's hand.

Seeing that Hua Qingxue was so cheerful, the bookstore owner felt that this was definitely a customer worth exploring. His smile deepened and he asked, "She seems to be very interested in comic books? Our store has a new comic book by Mrs. Si Bing, and it is selling very well." , do you want a copy?"

"Really?!" Hua Qingxue's eyes immediately lit up and she said excitedly, "I want it! Bring it to me and see!"

Bookstore owner: "There are four volumes in total of Mrs. Si Bing's..."

Hua Qingxue: "Bring them all!"

While the boss was getting the book, Hua Qingxue and Fu Tingye joked and whispered, "I have one more volume than you."

Fu Tingye was also very curious. Although there had been rumors about Hua Qingxue among the people, he had never seen the comic strips drawn.

The bookstore owner came over with four books and handed them to Hua Qingxue respectfully.

The book is similar to the comic book by Fu Tingye just now. On the ancient green book cover is written in regular script: Mrs. Si Bing.

Hua Qingxue felt her blood boiling and she held them all in her arms!

"I bought all of these!"

Fu Tingye smiled and asked, "Don't you take a look first?"

"Read it when you go back." Hua Qingxue pursed her lips and smiled, covering the pages of the book tightly, as if she was a little embarrassed, "You are not allowed to read it."

She was afraid that Fu Tingye would laugh back.

The two bought books and returned home with a full load. As soon as they returned to the inn, Hua Qingxue couldn't wait to get into the room, close the door, and open her comic book.

But after reading the first page, she was dumbfounded.

this…

Is this painting really her

Did the bookstore owner pack the wrong book

This is still the story of General Fu...

Hua Qingxue frowned, then looked down -

The story tells that Fu Tingye was transferred to the north by an imperial edict to guard the border. On the way, he encountered an injured lone wolf. General Fu rescued the wolf, kept it close to him and took good care of it, and then released it after the injury healed. He left without thinking that this wolf was actually a wolf fairy.

In order to repay the favor, Sirius was unwilling to leave the general and helped General Fu to fight against the Liao soldiers. It transformed into a human form and hid in the military camp. It blew a breath of fairy air on the swords used by the soldiers. The swords could immediately cut iron like clay. Blow some fairy air into the bow and arrow, and the bow and arrow will be able to chase the sun and the moon and shoot far away...

When Hua Qingxue saw this, what else didn't she understand

So this guy with a dog head and a big tail is her

Hua Qingxue was completely depressed...

Although she is a homebody, although she doesn't hear anything outside the window, she is a girl after all, how can she not care about other people's opinions? Fu Tingye in this painting is portrayed as wise and powerful, but what about her? ... People are not human, dogs are not dogs...

Ancient people had few entertainment projects and no means of media. All major and minor events in the world were transmitted by word of mouth, and then through books like this.

Well, from now on she will be known to the public in this way, which is great...

Hua Qingxue fell to the bed. She couldn't stand this comic book anymore.

God seemed to feel her depressed mood, and it started to rain heavily that night.

One autumn rain and another cold, the weather in the changing seasons is always capricious.

Fu Tingye was worried that she would get sick, so he stayed here for one more day and sent someone to the drugstore to grab some medicine to prevent colds and colds. For a while, the entire inn was filled with a strong medicinal fragrance.

Hua Qingxue didn't want to take medicine, but she didn't want to get sick even more.

The medical conditions in ancient times were so poor that even a minor illness could kill a person.

She sat on the stool, pinched her nose and drank the medicine.

Fu Tingye picked up her ***'s book and laughed while reading, "Are you unhappy because of this?"

Hua Qingxue continued to drink the medicine, pretending not to hear, but the gloom on her face could not help but show.

"The painting is really ugly." Fu Tingye, who had always been serious about his words, actually enjoyed watching it and kept turning page after page. "What is this? It's said to be the Sirius Demon Fairy, but why did it draw a dog's head? Hahahaha..."

Hua Qingxue was angry. She drank the medicine in the bowl in one gulp, then walked over and snatched the book from Fu Tingye's hand, "Who told you to read it?! You are not allowed to read it!"

Fu Tingye found it novel to see her angry. Hua Qingxue had a gentle temper. He had almost never seen her angry.

"Are you really angry?" He raised his eyebrows at her.

Hua Qingxue's mouth was full of the smell of medicine and she didn't want to open her mouth to speak. She stuffed the comic books under the pillow and kept a straight face and remained silent.

"The painter has never seen you and doesn't know what you look like. Naturally, he drew it based on folk rumors. You don't need to pay too much attention to it."

Hua Qingxue said to her heart that the painter has never seen you before! Why do you look so heroic? Will he become a dog when he comes to her

She had never thought that folk rumors about generals were all about images of divine soldiers descending from the sky, but about her, it was about Sirius descending to earth and the evil star descending into the world. It was full of fantasy, and the artist's performance was even more unrestrained. Self.

"You're very angry. I'll have someone change it for you later." Fu Tingye thought Hua Qingxue looked cute when she was angry, and her bulging face looked like a bun.

Hua Qingxue pursed her lips and replied: "It's already painted like this, how can I change it..."

She sighed sadly, not wanting to think about it anymore, and turned around to tinker with the mulberry paper she bought.

Unexpectedly, after dinner that day, Fu Tingye brought someone to see her.

"He brought it here. If you want to change it, just tell him directly."

Hua Qingxue was confused and looked blankly at the thin scholar who was kneeling on the ground and shaking, "Who is he?"

"The person who draws comic strips." Fu Tingye raised his foot and lightly kicked the scholar. "You see clearly, this is Si Bing's wife. Do you dare to draw graffiti in the future?"

"I don't dare, I don't dare!" The scholar was so frightened that he bowed his head repeatedly, "It's just the villain who is ignorant! I hope the general and Madam Si Bing will spare the villain!"