"I want to use it to deal with the emperor! He can't come over, and when he expresses that he wants to have sex with me, I have to really have sex with him, right?" Xia Liang rolled his eyes at him. Why does it feel that there is such a trace of IQ not online
"Of course not!" Wenren thought that the emperor might meet Xia Liang, and immediately became angry, his heart was already full of murderous intent, and his voice was even colder.
"Hey..." Seeing his jealous look, Xia Liang couldn't help laughing, hooked his palms, put his arms around his waist, and said softly,
"I won't do it unless you tell me! I'm going to make a medicine that can make people hallucinate. When the emperor comes, I'll give him medicine to make him think that he has something to do with me."
When Wenren heard this, he still felt a little uncomfortable, even though he had no real contact, but this kind of medicine made the emperor lust and have sex with the cool beauty, which still made him full of anger!
No matter how I think about it, I really want to kill the emperor directly, but this idea is not easy to implement now, there is no other way, so I have to make do with it.
"You know how to make medicine? How about I come?" Wenren looked at her suspiciously and asked.
"Whatever you want. You can come. Anyway, give it to me as soon as possible. I still need to rely on this 'papapa' to improve my status. When I become more powerful in the harem, I can see you." Xia Liang finished speaking, I couldn't help laughing first,
"Oh! I'm so cheap. I'm just a demon concubine now, playing tricks on the emperor, and using his power to improve my status, oh, and giving him a cuckold. I'm so bad, hehe …”
Wen Ren, "...".
I have never seen someone who finds out that he is a bad person and can be so happy!
...
"Aww! This cool beauty is really a femme fatale. I was almost fooled by her appearance! It's just too scary!"
"... looking forward to cheating! I don't believe there is any medicine powder, so I don't believe that the emperor will not be able to see their true colors. I can't guess that in a few days, the emperor will catch this demon concubine!"
"Don't! Don't! I want to live a little longer for a cool beauty like a snake and a scorpion. Seeing her act like a monster, I feel really happy!"
...
When a group of robots have been blown away by Xia Liang's nonsensical behavior, the ratings of their company's fast travel live broadcast are also constantly increasing.
At the same time, in the plane, some unimportant things are skipped, and the plot is also advancing rapidly.
Liang Meiren, that is, Xia Liang, after her body recovered, she went to the emperor to show her face, teased the emperor twice, hooked the emperor back to her place, and gave the emperor hallucinogenic drugs .
"Master, this... this medicine is so powerful..."
Xiao Cui was standing by the bed with her face flushed, watching the emperor waving her hands and feet, her mouth pouted, kissing everywhere, her crotch constantly moving, her eyes squinting, her mouth panting loudly, the whole picture was erotic|erotic Yellow storm, but also funny funny.
At this moment, the robots who are watching all feel that this scene is simply spicy... spicy eyes! It's so dirty that I want to cover my eyes.
"This medicine is really powerful. I'm more curious. Is this green hat emperor really so happy?"
"Is this medicine available for sale? I want to buy a bottle and try it!"
"Try your size! Even if you bought it, but, who are you having sex with with this metallic thing? It's definitely not good!"
...
Xia Liang sat on the side, glanced uninterestedly at the happy emperor on the bed, and then let out a little sleepy haha, took the small cushion and sat on it, then waved at Xiao Cui, said in a low voice,
"Don't watch such a dirty scene. It will hurt your young heart... Get out quickly."
Xiao Cui, "...".
My young heart has almost been hurt by you, master!
Is it too late for you to think of taking care of others now
"Wait..." Just when Xiaocui was about to step down with all kinds of slanders against Xia Liang in her heart, Xia Liang immediately waved to her again and said,
"Are you sleepy?"
"Slaves are not sleepy." Xiaocui leaned over and looked at her master's eyes that were moving around, her heart trembled, she always felt that she might be tricked next time.
"Go do some work if you're not sleepy, chat with the little eunuchs outside, set up a set of what the emperor likes to eat, and where he often goes, what's the matter, your master and I will be a favored concubine in the future. This You still have to find out what the emperor likes, and you need to put in more effort."
Xiao Cui, "...".
Glancing at the emperor on the bed, Xiao Cui really felt that the emperor was so pitiful that he would have such a bold concubine.
…
The next morning, when the emperor opened his eyes, he saw that Xia Liang had already woken up, with a coquettish expression on his face, and when he thought of the extreme 'pleasure' of last night, the emperor was so happy, he waved his hand and said,
"Liang Mei has a heart in serving her. From today onwards, she will be promoted to Concubine Liang and will live in Qinxin Hall."
"Thank you, Majesty Long En!" Xia Liang immediately knelt down to thank him, and couldn't help complaining in his heart, this man is indeed a lower body animal, if he is happy, he will give him fame and fortune.
If a woman wants to conquer the world, she must conquer men in bed. This sentence is really a wise saying!
Xia Liang thought to herself, she doesn't need to conquer the world, she just needs to conquer people in bed.
Especially, the current Wenren Imperial Physician, she hasn't put him on the bed yet, tsk tsk, she is so pure, thinking of this, her eyes are so moist.
I was moved to cry by myself!
"Master, our life will definitely get better and better, and you will definitely get what you want..." Xiaocui saw that her eyes were red after her master received the imperial decree, thinking that she was moved by the imperial decree and cried Woolen cloth.
Of course, Xiaocui still has half a sentence to say, that is, as long as you stop being a monster, life will definitely be better.
However, before Xiaocui could finish speaking, the master nodded in agreement and said,
"Xiaocui, you're right! Let's move quickly, to Qinxin Palace. Well, by then, I will not be acclimatized, and I will have rashes all over my body. Oh, I can bring Wenren to the doctor again... This idea, It's amazing!
While the emperor is still thinking about the good feelings of the day-bed, I must implement this plan as soon as possible, the timing is just perfect! I am so smart! "
Xiao Cui, "...".
Master, please! If you can stop for a day, let's not be so quick to be a monster!
The servant really wants to enjoy the comfort of moving into a big palace first, not to act with you!