Chen You hugged the parrot jade carving tightly with both hands and touched it, "It's so smooth."
He touched it for a long time, held the jade carving in his arms, rolled on the ground, and happily bit his mouth.
"It's not tasty, it's hard."
Sheng Qing caressed his forehead.
"Why is it cold?" Chen You leaned his face closer to the jade carving, hooked his finger to the parrot's curved mouth, "No, why is this one so sharp, and it still pokes me, I don't want to touch it!"
As soon as he threw the jade parrot on the ground, he started making noises.
Sheng Qing leaned on the sofa, "What do you want to touch?"
Chen You muttered, "It's like Dad."
Sheng Qing raised his eyelids, "Oh? You really want to?"
Chen You chuckled, "Think about it, think about it, think about it."
He smashed his mouth, his eyes were blurred, and his white face was as red as if he had applied rouge.
"I still want to take a bite."
The boy opened his mouth and made a mouth shape to bite something.
Sheng Qing was inexplicably in pain, he paused for breath, his face sank like water, and said with a sneer, "You are not timid."
"Hey, how do you know, let me tell you, I am so courageous that I am afraid myself."
Chen You suddenly covered his mouth in fear, "Tooth, my teeth are gone!"
He looked around and kicked the parrot Yudiao away, "Dad, a big bird is pecking me, come and save me—"
Sheng Qing, "..." I think you are in need.
He walked away, and if he stayed any longer, he would not even want the jade carvings he got at the auction, and would pack them up and throw them out together.
Sitting on the ground, the corners of Chen You's eyes kept twitching. Yes, he was sober.
While biting the head of the parrot with his teeth.
Ahhh! ! ! ! ! ! !
Damn, God knows how hard it is for him to pretend to be an undetected idiot.
What's more difficult is that the big sparrow is right in front of you, but you have to turn a blind eye and not catch it.
Chen You was mad in his heart, "When I was drunk and crazy, why didn't you wake me up?"
The system said, "How?"
Chen said again, "Do whatever you want!"
The system said, "It's too late, next time."
Why do I think you did it on purpose? Chen You regretted it and panicked, "My image is completely ruined."
The system says, "You have an image? When did you have it?"
Chen You, "..."
He scratched his head and sorted out what happened tonight one by one.
Walking on the street, eating grilled squid at food stalls, meeting school girls, and drinking together.
Up to here, there is no problem.
Chen grabbed the hairpin again and buried his face in his hands. Then he got drunk, and the school grass said he would send him home.
School grass, I really didn't say you, if you want to deliver it, hurry up. On the main road, Chen You rubbed his face, and then Sheng Qing appeared.
And then behind, huh, huh.
I'm a little crying bag, what the hell is a strong pretending ability
Chen You's heart was pounding, it was over, Sheng Qing must think he was mentally retarded.
The system said, "You frightened your daddy."
Chen You's face was full of pain, "I know."
He felt thankful again, "Fortunately, I didn't talk nonsense."
System, "Hmm."
Chen also said, "Sheng Qing thought I liked watching birds and animals in the zoo."
The system said, "Your papa is still a child at heart."
Chen twitched again, "Yes."
However, with the frequency of his killing, sooner or later Sheng Qing would discover the breadth and depth of literature.
That's okay, you have to grow up.
The system suddenly said, "Do you want to know what your papa did in the study?"
Chen You, "I don't want to."
System, "Can you cooperate with me once?"
Chen You reluctantly said, "Think."
The system said, "Your papa has lived for more than 30 years, and finally feels what it feels like to be hard."
Chen You, "... how pitiful."
He was stunned, "Why are you so hard?"
The system said, "I don't know."
Chen You was speechless, he neither started nor finished his mouth, which is unreasonable.
"Could it be that the way I eat jade carvings is so charming?"
The system said, "Maybe."
Chen You, "Then what is Sheng Qing doing now?"
The system said, "He sat on a chair and looked at himself hardened."
Chen You, "Where is Five Finger Girl?"
He said to himself, "I know, Sheng Qing must be quietly feeling that hard feeling."
System, "You may be about to be pecked."
"Don't scare me, I'm timid."
Chen You touched the small round head of the jade carving parrot, wiped off the saliva on it, and looked at the two circles of teeth marks, "I'm sorry, brother parrot, I didn't mean it."
He sighed, "You know, it's a good thing I just touched you and didn't stuff you in my mouth, otherwise you would have to take a shower."
Oh, let me go, I really can't watch the picture, I feel sorry for the jade carving just thinking about it.
The animal world was still playing on the TV, the birds flew away, and the lions and tigers dominated the screen.
Chen You lay his dead body on the ground, with nothing to love.
The TV screen in the living room was huge, occupying three quarters of one wall. Looking at it from this angle, he had the illusion that a tiger's paw was about to slap his face.
I can't feel better.
"It's all your fault. If you threatened me that I couldn't drink too much, then I would definitely stop drinking."
Chen You was depressed, "There is also the school grassroots, who says that he will be responsible for whatever he eats and drinks."
"As you know, I'm a very unscrupulous person. If someone treats me, I will definitely not push it away. I will definitely eat and drink with my shoulders off. This will be the end of the game."
The system put the pot away for the school grass, "Pray."
Chen said again, "Is it useful? If I pray, Sheng Qing will forget about tonight?"
System, "Guess."
Chen You, "..."
The wall clock turned to ten o'clock, and it was time for Sheng Qing to sleep. He came out of the study and glanced at the young man on the ground. His eyes were so wide, it didn't look like he was still drunk
Sheng Qing didn't go over, fearing that he couldn't control his hands, "Are you awake?"
Chen You shook his body and got up with both hands and feet. The jade carving in his arms fell and hit his feet with a bang.
Fuck, it hurts me!
Chen cried again, his big toe was crippled, really.
He took advantage of the tears and said, "Dad, I'm sorry, I shouldn't drink so much, I was wrong."
Sheng Qing didn't respond.
Picking up the jade carving, Chen You was independent and jumped over, "Dad, jade carving."
Sheng Qing was expressionless, "Take it and play."
Chen raised his head abruptly, what do you mean, you want to play with me? How to play this jade carving, is it what I think
He pumped himself a few times in his heart and felt comfortable, "Thank you, Dad."
"Clean up the living room."
After Sheng Qing finished speaking, he entered the bedroom.
Chen You tidied up the living room, turned off the TV and went to the guest room. He stroked the jade parrot, and looked at this head, this tail, this paw, and this mouth, how nice it is.
Putting the jade carving on the bedside, Chen You brushed his teeth, washed his face, did a skin care pat on the system, and lay down on the bed and applied a mask, all in exchange for kindness.
"I want a bedtime story."
The system said, "No."
Chen said again, "Don't you have a lot of hosts under your control, pick one up and tell me about it."
The system said, "I don't want to talk about it."
Chen You put his hands on his stomach, twirling the index fingers of his left and right hands, "What about loving me?"
system,"… "
"There is a host who returned to the real world after completing all the tasks, and lived a happy life with his princes."
Chen was not happy, "It's gone?"
The system said, "No more."
Chen You was startled suddenly, "The prince you mentioned just now, there is another one behind?"
The system said, "Yes."
Chen You oh, "The brilliance of this story lies in the imagination, I understand."
He closed his eyes, fell asleep after a while, and had a dream.
In the dream, Sheng Qing took Chen You to see the world of flowers, where the flowers were blooming, the birds were flying, and the beauty was bubbling.
Then Chen woke up again.
He got up calmly, went to the bathroom to wash his butt, changed into a pair of pants and continued to sleep.
In the middle of the night, he played room-swapping games with Sheng Qing.
Chen You acted like a baby with the pillow between her arms, "Dad, can I just sleep here?"
Sheng Qing's tone was cold and hard, "No."
Chen You was picked up together with his quilt and thrown to the ground.
"..."
The next day Chen got up again, the apartment was empty, and Sheng Qing didn't even leave him a fart.
Maybe stay, and then scattered.
All morning, the classmate at the same table looked constipated, hesitating to speak many times.
Not only that, but the school grassroots is also tearing up the draft paper on the table, which is really abnormal.
Chen You couldn't take it anymore and called him to the stairs, "Speak up if you have something to say."
Xiao Langgou had a constipated face. Last night he went to find a pretty girl, and the two hugged and kissed.
How should I put it, it's just the normal feeling of "Oh, that's it", without a racing heart, and I can't help myself.
Liang Mei was very excited, but Xiao Langgou had no urge to continue.
So he sent people home in embarrassment.
Xiao Langgou spoke so fast that he was about to fly, "Give me a kiss."
Chen You still heard it clearly, "No."
"..." Xiao Langgou's face blushed suspiciously, "I just want to figure out one thing."
Chen also said, "I won't give that either."
Xiao Langgou, "..."
He gritted his teeth, and suddenly lowered his head to attack.
Chen You pushed the school grass's face, "Go away, go away."
Xiao Langgou's face turned red, why did he feel like a stinky hooligan who raped a flower girl.
He pressed the little crying bag's shoulders to keep people from moving, and growled angrily, "It won't die just once!"
Chen You refused to give a kiss.
What do you know, my dad's people are watching me, if I take a photo and send it to my dad, how can I explain it
As soon as Chen was distracted, he was kissed.
The next moment, the person who kissed him showed a greatly stimulated expression, first pushed him away, then shook his body, took two steps back, and ran downstairs stumblingly.
The sound of "boom" and "boom" came from the corridor.
It is estimated that they hit somewhere one after another.
Chen You, "..."
Grass, you are bent, hey, I'm sorry.
Chen You was going to worry about himself next time, praying that the watchman's hands would shake, and if the photo couldn't be taken, then Sheng Qing wouldn't know.
At noon, Chen was called again by his classmates, saying that someone was looking for him, so he went out to have a look, good guy, the situation is coming.
Chen You looked back at the seat at the same table, since the school grass kissed him, he didn't come to the last two classes in the morning.
As a class leader, skipping classes without reason has a great impact.
However, it is also understandable that from the beginning to the end, most people have to have a process of crying ghosts and howling, doubting life.
Chen regained his composure and went downstairs to meet the scene.
He didn't forget to ask the system where Sheng Qing's people were monitoring.
After knowing it, Chen You deliberately stood in that position, and when Sheng Guang Shengjing approached, the news that they came to the school to do things would reach Sheng Qing.
When the time comes, it's time to fight for acting skills.
Chen thought about it again, turned a corner and went to a small shop to buy a bottle of Coke to replenish his energy.
In the company, Sheng Qing answered the phone, he raised his hand to let the secretary go out, and turned the back of his chair to look at the photos on the phone.