Chen You was in a bad mood.
Why, because his memory has problems again.
Hold!
Chen You felt that his memory was a long river, as if something was stirring in the river, and now the river was tumbling violently, all the silt at the bottom of the river was blown up, and the fish, shrimps and crabs also suffered and died.
The water of the whole river was muddy.
Chen You's head hurt so much, he reached for it with his yellow paws, but he could only reach his neck. He was so desperate that he wanted to cry.
"444, can you stop doing this? I really hate you for playing like this!"
The system was reprimanding other hosts, and suddenly pots and pans were thrown at it.
"It has nothing to do with me."
Chen Youha, "I still don't admit it."
The system said, "Believe it or not."
Chen You's small eyeballs rolled around, feeling that the system's attitude was a bit strange. Could it be that he misunderstood it
But his memory is indeed confused, those worlds are not clear, he can barely remember, and he will forget at any time.
Just like a kite whose string has cracked and is about to break.
"Then tell me, what's going on?"
The system said, "At the beginning when I signed up for the functional experience of clearing memory data, you were cleared with one click. At the end of the last world, you created a small bug and the data was restored."
"The higher-ups are still holding an urgent meeting to come up with a corresponding solution to this situation."
"So your anomaly is not caused by us."
"..."
Chen You hummed, "Don't tell me, it's my fault."
The system said, "What else?"
Chen said again, "Teasing me."
The system said, "You stripped your soul from your body in one of the worlds, and stayed outside for too long. I told you that your spirit will be affected."
Chen said again, "I remember, what you said was waiting for me to return to the real world."
"And there are mental problems, what does it have to do with memory?"
The system said, "mentally retarded."
Chen You, "..."
So, before he went back, he started on the road to mental illness
A swear word vaguely appeared in his mind, and Chen You was startled, what the hell, the system still swears? He was furious, "Did you greet my mother?"
The system said, "It's not your mother, it's another host's mother, that's it, I'm busy."
Chen stopped it again, "Then what should I do? You can't leave me alone."
"The target, is it still Yan Shu?"
The system was swearing again, which was very fierce, but it was much more normal when I came to Chen You, "I'm really busy, so I can only make a long story short."
Chen You's beak twitched, "Say it."
The system said, "Pray."
Chen said again, "Goodbye!"
He lay down on his stomach, resting his left paw on the right one, in a state of contemplation.
For the time being, I believe the system is fine.
The goal of the mission in this world should be Yan Shu, he promised to go with him.
If you dare to lie to him, it's no use.
Chen You instinctively pecked the top and bottom of the bird's beak, and couldn't help pecking at the cage.
Terrible, I am a bird, not a little bird, but a big bird.
Although he didn't go to the scale to weigh it, but with his bird's-eye observation, he can at least compare with an old hen.
Chen raised a bird's paw again, so that the bird's buttocks would not be covered so much. He tried to calm himself down and accept the memory of the bird's body. It was a big group, and it was a bird with a story.
When the big black bird was still young, he encountered a bird dealer and was sold to a family.
There was a little boy in that family who was wearing leather, and he liked to pull a bunch of white bird feathers on his forehead. Every day when he came home from school, the first thing he did was put down his schoolbag, and the second thing he did was to pull the feathers of the big black bird.
How can a caged bird fight with humans? It can only be abused.
Thanks to the little boy's tireless efforts, the big black bird's forehead soon became bald. The male owner saw it and thought, oh shit, why did it become so ugly? It affects my mood, so sell it and buy another one.
So the big black bird moved to the second family without children.
The forehead of the big black bird is not suffering, and it is replaced by ears.
There is a master at home, and the mistress is a good wife and mother. She speaks softly and takes good care of the house. When going out, she absolutely regards the master as her god and makes him more honorable. She is very nice and picky Nothing wrong with it.
The husband and wife are so loving.
Once the hostess works overtime, the hostess will change out of her conservative clothes and go to the nightclub with a bare chest and back.
The male host is engaged in construction projects and often travels on business, which is terrible. The hostess is racing against time to do things.
She specially brought young fresh meat back, hugged and gnawed together as soon as she entered the door, with that crazy energy, she looked like an old horse.
The big black bird was hung in the living room, its eyes could be closed, but its ears could not be tightly covered.
One or two days, Big Black Bird began to suspect Niaosheng, and after struggling for more than two months, he fell ill.
Not surprisingly, it was sold again, and this time it was mistreated, with neither food nor drink.
Who is the big black bird? It is not a bird that accepts its fate easily. In the end, it just fell down and got up from where it fell. It survived with its strong willpower and finally ushered in the dawn of life.
This is the family now.
There are good food and drinks, no mischievous children, no duplicity of hostesses, and no weird sounds, which is great.
There is a saying, born in sorrow, die in peace.
The big black bird is living too comfortably, to the point of being lazy and fat, and he doesn't exercise. He eats and waits to die every day, and then dies.
It was sudden death.
Chen knew that the big black bird died in the same way as himself, so he sighed silently, Brother Bird, we are both trying to die, and no one is better than the other.
He continued to fix the big black bird's memory, grabbed the bird's body, and asked the system in his heart, "Fourth, what kind of bird am I?"
It took a while for the system to reply, and it was too busy, "Big black bird."
Chen said again, "What about the species?"
The system said, "It's the big black bird."
"..." Chen circled in the cage again, "What's your name?"
The system said, "Hei Hei."
Chen turned the bird's eyes up again, "Hey bird, I'm asking you, my name?"
"Who is talking to you?" the system said, "I'm talking about the black of the big black bird."
Chen You is desperate, he chooses his name so casually, he really has nothing to say.
There was a voice at the door. It was the hostess picking up her daughter who was in college from the station.
The parents of this family hold their daughter in their arms. She is a sophomore, and she still picks her up after school on Fridays, and then sends them to the station on weekend afternoons. They must call her daughter to report her safety, five days a week, twice a day.
Terrible.
Parents are determined not to allow their daughter to live in the school dormitory.
That nervous look, as if the dormitory is full of ghosts and monsters.
Chen came out of the memory of the big black bird again. He is an outsider and doesn't make comments. Every family has a family's education method.
This is life.
After the sound of the door lock turning, it was the voice of the hostess, admonishing her daughter.
"What kind of place is a school? It's a place of learning and a holy place. Now you young people regard it as a place to meet friends and gangsters. It's really not as good as one generation after another."
Behind him came a young voice, crisp and full of energy, now mixed with anger.
"Mom, are you finished? You went to school to spy on me without saying a word, embarrassing me in front of my classmates, talking non-stop along the way, I was laughed at by people in the car, and when I got home, I said, What do you want from me?"
"I didn't fall in love at school, and I didn't let my grades drop. I've already done what you said. Why can't you make me feel better when I go home?"
The ponytail girl walked from the entrance to the living room without changing her shoes, "If you continue to do this, I will live in school next semester and I won't come back."
Pa, the hostess threw the door key on the coffee table, with a mean face on her neck.
"Who are you talking to? I'm your mother. You are so big or young. Was it taught by your teacher, or did you learn it from a friend?"
The bird cage on the balcony shook, and Chen wanted to listen to the show again. When he got excited, the bird's claws stuck into the small water tank.
At this moment, Chen You's bird body lost its balance and slammed into the door of the cage, with sparkles flashing in front of his eyes.
Fuck, being a bird is so hard.
Chen struggled to get up again, only family drama could save him.
The quarrel in the living room continued, and the voices of both mother and daughter were raised, and suddenly they began to soar.
The hostess talked and said, nothing more than "I am your mother, my starting point is for your own good", "If you don't listen now, you will regret it in the future".
The ponytail girl is comparing her classmates, saying that so-and-so's family never cares about her, so-and-so and so-and-so are friends in junior high school, so she can still go to university and be in the same class as her.
In short, every sentence is against my own mother, and the skill of singing the opposite tune is very good.
At first glance, it is forbearance, and the technology is well-accumulated.
After a while, the mother and daughter began to dig through old accounts and bring up some old stories.
Look at that posture, today either you die or I die.
Chen shook his wings, flew up in the cage, and landed again. He was a little worried that he would not have dinner tonight.
The two in the living room looked like they were about to smash the pot.
This mother-daughter battle ended when the girl with the ponytail slammed the door.
Mistress wipes tears on sofa in living room.
This is a side that girls with ponytails can't see, but Chen has seen it again.
Hey.
It's all the same, my mother also cares about him, and the reason is "for your own good", which is absolutely universal.
Chen You looked down through the glass window of the balcony. In the summer evening, the sky was still very bright, and grandparents and grandchildren were playing in the community with their grandchildren.
The children's giggles and fights kept coming and going.
Chen You leaned against the bird's head, with a heavy heart. In this world, he can only stay in a cage with a bigger fart
Then how can he have any chance to see the mission target
The target is the male owner of this house? Chen You was thinking wildly, the door opened again, this time it was the hostess.
He saw the male host's beer belly, astonishing hairline, and short and fat body with two bird eyes.
no.
Chen is sure again.
So far, the target's accessories are very uniform, with a handsome face, long legs, a lean waist, broad shoulders, and all kinds of chest and abdominal muscles.
Regarding this point, Chen You is grateful to the system. If the target has a mouthful of big gold teeth, he really doesn't know how to get rid of it.
That's how TV dramas are played. The hero is double-sided tape, sticking the daughter-in-law and mother together. You can't leave me, and I can't leave you.
This method can also be applied to daughter-in-law and daughter.
There is a male host who communicates with each other, and the mother and daughter reconcile when they have dinner.
They are all family.
Chen You smelled the aroma of the food, he was fluttering in the cage, come and have a look, here is a big black bird that is starving to death!
useless.
Chen You was exhausted, he held the cage weakly, and gave me a bite of food...
The ponytail girl came over, took out the dung board under the birdcage, and took a brush to dry it.
Chen is resurrected with full blood, and there is food to eat!
Ponytail left for a while, and came over with a small worm, her smile was bright, "Heihei, do you want to eat it?"
Chen You stared at the little bug, his stomach twitched, his neck tilted, his paw kicked, and he fell into the cage.
"I really miss Hei Hei." The ponytail girl threw the bug out of the window, and she said to the cage, "Hei Hei, have you gone to heaven? It must be."
Chen jumped up again, isn't it, sister, I'm right in front of your eyes, are you blind
The voice of the hostess came, "Didn't your dad say, go out and buy one tomorrow, and buy it in black."
The ponytail girl curled her lips, "Even if they are exactly the same, they are not black."
Her expression was sad and sad, "Hei Hei, I miss you so much..."
Chen was creepy again.
So, am I not only a bird, but a dead bird
The ponytail girl touched the cage and said softly, "You have been gone for almost a month, I feel like you are dreaming
Chen shivered again, sister, it's not just you, I feel the same way too.
Yes, it's just a dream, it's fake, it's all fake!
The host said something while picking his teeth.
The girl with the ponytail reacted fiercely, "Didn't Xiao Hui in grandma's house have a cage? Why did you black it out?"
Her eyes turned red, "Heihei is gone, and he wants to give his home to someone else?"
"Dad, I don't agree!"
The host said she was ignorant, and said that all the birds were dead, so what is there to do with an empty cage hanging on the balcony
The girl with ponytail said, "Don't you want to buy another bird to raise, then this cage will be useful."
The host patted the table. He just didn't want to see a cage used by a dead bird as soon as he came back. He panicked, "Now that your grandma wants it, just give it to her. If you buy another bird, you will buy a new cage."
"Okay, don't talk about it, go to grandma's house tomorrow morning."
The hostess also spoke, saying that it was just a cage, no big deal.
The ponytail girl stomped her foot angrily and went back to the room.
Chen You leaned against a corner of the cage and shivered, "444, what's going on? They can't see me!"
The system said, "You are dead."
Chen You looked down at the bird's body. The claws are claws, and the hair is hair. It's normal, "...why don't I feel anything?"
The system said, "I still say that."
Chen said again, "You go!"
His paws kept trembling in fright, I made a big slot, and this world is no longer playable.
All night, Chen You cried and howled in the cage, and was dying at dawn.
In the morning, Dead Bird Chen was put into the back seat by the male owner and got on the highway.