It's a weekend, there are quite a lot of cars on the expressway.
The male owner’s car is a blue BYD, which has been bought for several years and has been well maintained. There are several brightly colored cartoon pillows piled up in the back row. The ponytail girl bought it online. There is also a red pendant hanging on the front. In and out, the reverse side is safe, and she also bought it.
Most girls like to buy some gadgets, but she doesn't know that hanging things in the car is not safe.
The birdcage was placed on the back seat, and Chen was shaking with the bumps of the car, feeling a little nauseous, damn it, he turned out to be a dead bird with motion sickness.
"444, I want to buy two pills for motion sickness."
The next second, Chen You had two more pills in his mouth, and he swallowed them with saliva, "It's so uncomfortable, when will it arrive?"
The system said, "There are more than 100 kilometers left."
Chen You, "... Tell me the time, don't tell me the kilometers, I'm retarded."
The system said, "See if there is a traffic jam. If there is no traffic jam, it will take over an hour. If there is a traffic jam, it's hard to say. If there is a traffic accident, it will be even more..."
Chen interrupted it again, "Crow mouth."
The system said, "Remember to pray every day, your Almighty Lord will bless you."
As soon as Chen You was reminded, he quickly prayed to the Lord in his heart. He persisted, and the Lord would not abandon him.
The hostess in front is chatting with the hostess, talking about those things about relatives, and she will come out every now and then to say, when will the money lent to so-and-so come back, you will open the mouth, or I will go, so-and-so My eldest daughter is almost 30 and hasn’t found a partner yet. This one won’t do that, and that one won’t work. If she turns into an old girl, she’ll be ridiculous. Who else is bragging about where she bought her first house, how big it is, and what she brought with her? Swimming pool and big garden, dare to brag that it doesn't cost money, I'm really ashamed of him.
Chen moved his bird's head to look at the ponytail girl. The other party was calmly swiping his phone, posting emojis in the wechat group and playing with his friends. He was used to nagging about his mother.
He smacked the bird's beak, admiring the family.
The hostess looked at the back seat, "Why do you just play with your mobile phone when you get in the car, stop playing, and let your eyes rest quickly, always playing with your mobile phone is not good for your eyesight."
The girl with the ponytail threw the phone aside and looked out the window with her arms folded.
The car was quiet for a while, and an extremely dangerous scene happened while driving, that is, the male owner fell asleep.
It is simply a horror scene in real life.
Neither the girl with the ponytail nor the hostess in the car noticed it, only Chen You saw it. He saw from the rearview mirror that the upper and lower eyelids of the hostess closed together, separated, closed again, and separated again. embrace.
Chen You's guts were about to burst from fright, and he realized belatedly that he was already dead and couldn't die anymore, so it didn't matter.
No, you can't think that way, there are three living people in the car.
Chen You hurriedly turned around in the cage. He wanted to shout, but he could only make a "big" sound from his mouth.
"..."
Chen You opened his mouth again, but it was still "big", and he couldn't even pronounce "little" and "zhongzhong". He shook his bird's head.
"444, think of a way, don't let that man sleep."
The system said, "Everyone has his own fate, and if he gets hit because of a doze, that's also part of his fate."
Chen didn't know what to say, so he forgot it. He prayed devoutly to the family, hoping that the Lord would bless them.
Anyway, it's fate.
Not long after Chen You finished praying, the male owner of the car opened his eyelids and asked the hostess to pass him a water glass. He drank a few mouthfuls of specially brewed strong tea, and lit a cigarette to refresh himself.
Fatigue driving is harmful to others and yourself. It is best to have a good rest the day before. If you are stuck with your character, you will lose your life sooner or later.
After a while, the rest stop arrived. The male owner drove the car over and queued up at the refueling place to refuel.
The hostess and the ponytail girl got out of the car and went to the bathroom.
The hostess was waiting in the car, the front staff didn't know what they were doing, and the line stagnated.
Chen You, who was in the back seat, was holding on to the cage bar. He suddenly remembered something. He is a dead bird. No one can see him. If he shits or urinates, no one will see him
After holding back, Chen decided to do another experiment, so he sprinkled a small amount of urine on the stool tray. The color was light yellow, not very obvious, but the smell was there.
The male owner didn't seem to notice anything, and continued to honk the car horn, his face full of impatience.
A woman came over, dressed very fashionable, she was someone the host knew. He opened the car door and went out to chat with her.
The person watching the car became a dead bird.
Chen You had nothing to do. He spread his wings in the cage and was about to sleep on his stomach when he heard a rough voice, accompanied by the sound of slapping the glass, "Big starling? Hello!"
Who is the starling? It's terrible to be uneducated. I'm not a starling, but a big black bird. Chen Yougang was about to stare at him with his bird's eye when something suddenly flashed through his mind. He stood up in the cage in shock and looked in the direction of the sound. Looking at the Chinese character face outside the car window, the beak trembled with excitement, tears filled the eyes, brother, can you see me
Because the ponytail girl hated the smell in the car, the car window was lowered a little, and the man forgot to close it when he went out. At this moment, the little piece was stuck on the eyes and nose of Guozi's face.
From Chen You's point of view, it seems that there is only half of the Chinese character face left. He keeps flapping his wings, brother, you have yin and yang eyes, take me with you, and we will save the world together.
Guo Zilian clicked his tongue, licked his lips and said, "It's really fat."
Chen You saw what the other party was thinking from the eyes cast by the Chinese character face, "If it is braised in red, it must be delicious", he rolled his eyes, turned to point his butt to the car window.
The big black bird that looks like a mynah is rare, but it's just a bird. It left without looking at it.
Chen twisted his buttocks again and wailed loudly, brother, wait for me, you are the only one in the world who can see me, this is definitely not a coincidence!
However, Chen broke his throat again, but he couldn't keep Guozilian's footsteps.
Chen You slumped, "444, it's so strange, I'm dead, but that person can see me just now."
The system said, "Yes."
Chen rolled again, but fortunately no one saw it, otherwise, if he saw a big fat bird rolling, he would be scared to pee, "It can't be that I have some special mission in this world, right? Playing with the black and white impermanence of the underworld? Help them catch ghosts?"
The system says, "Your intellect develops..."
Chen You stopped immediately, "Don't go on, I don't want to hear it."
The system said, "Fortunately, you are gay, and there will be no next generation."
Chen You's beak twitched. This was the most lethal sentence he had ever heard. He was dying, "Can I change my body?"
The system said, "You can try it."
Chen You really tried, but he couldn't, his soul couldn't be pulled out, "Then can I become a human? It's shown on TV, and the goblin turns into a human at one moment, and at another moment its real body. It's very powerful."
The system said, "I advise you to pray, this is more practical than becoming a human being."
Chen You couldn't complain.
Is this a punishment task? In the last world, Yan Shu made a loophole, and the system must be so angry that it was about to explode, so as a member of the Yan family, he was also implicated and punished together
It is very possible that the system can do it.
Not long after, the male owner came back amidst the horns and curses of several cars behind, and drove the car to the front to refuel.
The ponytail girl and the hostess bought food and boarded the car. They were talking and laughing, and they couldn't see the blushing and thick neck last night.
A large truck drove up from behind, shoulder to shoulder with BYD, and Chen saw that the driver had a Chinese face, swaying wildly in the driver's seat and singing, with earplugs in his ears, extremely casual, which made people watch They were all terrified.
Chen You's bird eyes opened, brother, you are so brave, you drive a killer on the road, and you dare to play like this, who will you harm
People who drive small cars are more or less afraid of driving big cars. There is nothing they can do. If they really hit each other, the small car will be crushed under the belly of the big car in minutes.
The male owner in front frowned, accelerated the speed, and threw the big truck away.
When he arrived at the place, Chen You followed the bird cage and was lifted into the car by a girl with a ponytail. He entered a compound, and he heard a few compatriots chirping in the big tree, chatting about the gossip of the bird world. They were discussing the little gray bird, saying The other party has a bad temper and a bad personality. Relying on grandma's love, their nostrils are turned upside down, and they are very airy. They will not play with each other anymore.
Chen called "Da Da" several times, but none of the birds could see his shadow, nor could he hear his bird's voice.
He remembered the truck driver, the only one who could see him, hey, he just appeared in such a hurry, and left in a hurry, without a chance to say hello.
The bird cage was hung under the eaves, and Chen You grabbed the bars of the cage with his sharp bird claws. After a while, an old lady opened the cage and put a small gray bird into the cage.
Chen You stared at the little gray bird that broke into his house, brother, you are pretty, and there are some red hairs on the tail of the wings at the back, unlike me, which is not black.
Little Gray Bird couldn't see Chen You, so he just stayed in his new home, probably because he was a little afraid of unfamiliar environments, so he didn't move much.
The old lady really likes the little gray bird, and once she had lunch, she didn't care about the stupid things. She put the little gray bird on the perch, held a small worm in one hand, and played with the little gray bird and taught it to talk with the other hand. .
Chen You watched from the cage, he was full when he saw the little bugs, he was very knowledgeable, his senses and other perceptions did not disappear, he was no different from a normal bird.
The door of the birdcage was open, but the old lady did not close it.
Chen Youfei couldn't get out, as if there was an invisible barrier, he thought of Sun Dasheng, who was pressed under Wuzhi Mountain for five hundred years, no one could come, only Master Sanzang took off the seal.
Maybe I have to wait for a great god to come over
With such fantasies in mind, Chen You spent a day and a night in a strange compound.
Nature is amazing. Every creature has a corresponding reason for its existence. There are different fields among creatures, each has its own life, and each has its own splendor.
Gossip news in the bird world is no slower than the Internet.
Chen was doing eye exercises in the cage again, when he heard a piece of news from two sparrows in the treetops.
It is said that at around 5 o'clock this morning, a truck had an accident on the XX section, and the driver in the truck was thrown out and was crushed by the car behind him, and died on the spot.
Chen was not interested. He could read several such news in Express Daily every day, and as long as he read them continuously for a week, he would definitely become numb.
No matter which world it is, people die every day, and new lives are born every day.
The little gray bird is very interested, he is bored in the cage, he wants to know the outside world, the life of the bird is very boring, it just chirps at the two sparrows on the treetop, it is cold, and it is still giving orders tone.
The two sparrows ignored them.
Chen looked at the little gray bird again. Really, the bird's eyes look low. If you are let out, you will be rejected.
The little gray bird probably knew what was wrong with him. It looked into the distance sadly, changed its tone after a while, and was willing to talk, "Two little brothers, what happened outside? Can you tell me? I can't go out in the cage, I'm having a bad time."
As soon as the two sparrows heard it, they were right, what they want is that your life is not good, if your life is too good, then we have nothing but envy and jealousy.
Terrible, the bird world is doing this, and there is no snack machine these days, so I am ashamed to call myself a bird.
Two sparrows flew over slowly, surrounded the cage condescendingly and told the little gray bird what they had heard.
When Chen You heard it, he felt it was weird. He blinked his bird eyes, why was it a little familiar
The driver of a large truck wore a hat on his head, and when he died, he was listening to music with earplugs in his ears.
Chen opened his beak again. Could it be the Chinese face from yesterday
He shivered inexplicably.
I don't know what's going on, all kinds of things are wrong in this world, Chen You wants to hug himself tightly, but the bird's claws can't hold him, so he can only draw the bird's head into his neck, trying to feel some warmth.
The ponytail girl stayed at her grandma's house for one night, and she was going to school, she warned the little gray bird, "Don't make the dark house dirty, do you hear me?"
The little gray bird ignored it.
The ponytail girl said to the hostess who came out from behind, "Mom, have you read the news? The truck driver we met at the rest stop yesterday died. It was a terrible death. Half of his face was crushed."
The hostess said she saw it, "Poor thing, once he dies, how will the family live..."
The ponytail girl fiddled with her backpack, "I think he deserves it, who told him to drive all night and listen to music with earplugs, isn't that courting death?"
The hostess said, "I told your dad at that time, don't buy a car, don't buy a car, he just didn't listen. Now some people don't take their lives seriously. Look at the traffic accidents reported on TV. How much is caused by irresponsible drivers, driving is really too unsafe."
The ponytail girl was speechless, "Mom, you don't have to watch any legal channels, and you will be hit by a car or something when you go out, so why don't you go out?"
The hostess sighed, "One person, one life."
Chen You shook his bird's claws, and it turned out to be that Chinese face.
No, he needs to take it easy, the square face can see him, and he died the next day. Is there any connection between the two? Yes or no
"444, come out!"
The system said, "Ding."
Chen You is a hardcore book fan who hasn't studied hard since junior high school and rents books in bookstores. His imagination is still good. "Is it because I am dead and my body is full of death energy, so people who are dying can See me?"
The system didn't answer but said, "In order to make a small fuss for you, I was just criticized by the higher-ups."
Chen was taken aback, so miserable? He stroked his hair and said, "When I return to the real world, you come to me and I will support you."
The system said, "Forget it, you can't even support yourself."
Chen You, "..."
"Don't change the subject, you haven't told me yet, why can the truck driver see me?"
The system said, "Didn't you already think about it? When you believe in yourself, you won't be mentally retarded."
Chen said again, "Goodbye."
He was walking back and forth in the cage, but he didn't expect that to be the case, so could it be considered that as long as anyone saw him, it meant that the person would not live long
This is not so much fun.
Not long after the ponytail girl left with her mother, it rained heavily, and the old lady came out and carried the birdcage back to the house, "Little Hui, didn't you get soaked? Old man, look at what kind of weather it is. The sun was out in the morning, and now it’s raining heavily.”
The old lady said the first half of the sentence to the little gray bird, and the second half to her wife.
When I am old, I am reluctant to turn on the lights, so save as much as I can. When it gets dark, the light in the house is not very good. Chen looked at the furnishings in the house through the cage. He smelled sandalwood, and he didn't like the smell. , reminded him of an unpleasant event.
His grandmother died when he was young, and on the second day of the second year, relatives came to do funeral things for his grandmother, and incense was lit in the main room. He was still young, so he thought it was fun, and he was not afraid of his grandmother's photo, so he ran over to grab incense and play.
As a result, he was whipped up and down by his mother with a bamboo stick, half dead.
Chen You recalled the past, and his thoughts were quite confused. He turned his head and saw an old man sitting on a mahogany chair in front of the table eating glutinous rice balls. The glutinous rice balls seemed to be steaming and white. Round and pinch well.
The old man took a bite of the glutinous rice balls, and Chen You could smell the aroma of sesame seeds.
He swallowed his saliva, he was in the cage, his heart was on the table, he hadn't eaten glutinous rice balls for a long time, the soft and glutinous texture, the aroma of sesame seeds in his mouth, hey.
The old man just cared about eating by himself, and the old lady didn't say anything, she was just feeding the little gray bird, "Old man, little gray doesn't drink much water today, is he sick?"
"This cage is used by Dapeng's Heihei. I think it looks good, so let him bring it here and use it for Xiaohui. Do you think it's suitable?"
The old man was eating glutinous rice balls, and suddenly they got stuck. The spoon in his hand fell into the bowl, and his face with loose skin turned purple.
The old lady was still chattering in front of the birdcage, as if she didn't realize that her wife was stuck in the glutinous rice balls, Chen You was so anxious that she wished she could become a human in an instant and help the old man get the glutinous rice balls out.
The old man grabbed the table and leaned back, scratching his neck with his withered hands, he was dying.
Chen You was flying around in the cage in a hurry. He inadvertently turned his gaze to a portrait on the coffee table not far away. .
After being stiff for a few seconds, Chen let out another scream, and fell down in the cage in fright.
Fuck, fuck, shit, not only can he be seen by people who are dying, but he can also see dead people himself.
This skill, can he not
Chen wanted to cry again, he was a big man, when he saw this kind of ghost, he was frightened and cried... it must be a normal reaction!
The table was shaken vigorously, and the blue and white porcelain bowl with a missing mouth fell to the side, and some glutinous rice balls inside fell out, still steaming.
Chen You's two small eyes were wide open, maybe he just happened to appear at the place where the old man died, so he saw how the other party died.
He used to like watching horror movies very much, and he was never afraid, but there is no makeup, no special effects, no editing, no so-called post-production, when every detail happened in front of him, it was really scary .
The feathers of the big black bird in the cage stood up.
Chen was incontinent with fright again. He cried and went to the system, saying that this world is poisonous, why did he treat him like this.
The system hehe, "Your man destroyed the entire program in order to find you, and all the mission worlds were disrupted. You entered the supernatural area 120."
Chen You, "..."
Fuck, I really don't know that it was Lao Yan who did it. He has no other choice but to bite the bullet and continue playing.
"Can you block my vision?"
"No, remember to pray."
After the system finished speaking, it hung up and went to other things.
Chen You was paralyzed in a corner of the cage, and suddenly heard an old sigh, the sigh was very close, right next to his ear, he closed his small eyes and dared not look at it.
The old man stood in front of the cage, "You bird, why are you so unlovable? I was annoyed when I was alive, even when I'm dead."
Chen You silently said "I can't hear, I can't hear, I can't hear".
After feeding the little gray bird, the old lady at the side wanted to go to the room inside to lie down for a while, and said as she walked, "Old man, look at the little gray bird, don't let other birds come and tease it."
Outside the house, the old lady seemed to remember something again, "Look at my memory, you have been gone for many years..."
The old man paced around the main room with his hands behind his back, then sat back on the mahogany chair and continued eating glutinous rice balls.
Chen You maintained his paralyzed posture, motionless, like a stone bird.
As soon as the rain stopped and the sun came out, the old lady hung up the cage to let the little gray bird breathe fresh air and bask in the sun.
Chen You cried to the sun again, hoping not to meet that uncle again, really.
As the sun gradually set to the west, the birdcage was brought back into the house.
Chen You's prayers didn't come true, so he prepared to lay his body down. To his surprise, there was no old man this time, only the portrait, which was shrouded in incense and mist, and was very eerie.
Is it only seen at a certain time? When the uncle died
It should be, Chen You breathed a sigh of relief, that's good.
I don't know if it was because of the yin in the cage or the yin in the main room. After more than half a month, the little gray bird fell ill and was in a bad mood. He ate less and drank less.
The old lady looks like a bird, she is depressed and sick, talking endless nonsense, what is old and old, there is no one who brings tea and water, what are you doing alive, go to accompany you, this kind of Even Chen You was horrified when he heard the content.
The ponytail girl's family came and brought a black cat to the old lady.
As soon as the black cat entered the compound, it began to bark, and the barking was so piercing that it would make the scalp numb to people's ears.
Ponytail was originally holding the black cat, and she was very obedient at home. For some reason, when the black cat saw the birdcage, it not only barked more fiercely, but also wanted to rush up and grab it a few times.
In the eyes of others, it was the black cat wanting to eat the little gray bird, but only Chen You knew what it felt.
Isn't it said that black cats can see things that humans can't
The birds on the tree were very sympathetic to the little gray bird, and chirped, "It's so miserable, it's going to be the black cat's lunch."
The little gray bird wept sadly and was dying.
The ponytail girl forcibly picked up the black cat and took it away. Once the black cat left here, it stopped barking.
This strange phenomenon did not attract the attention of the Mawei family. On the contrary, they thought that the black cat wanted to eat the little gray bird and was hungry.
The ponytail girl went to her grandma, and said that the little gray bird might be homesick, so why not let it go home, "Grandma, from now on, Xiao Hei will accompany you. He is very good, and he can catch mice, very good."
The old lady looked at the cat and nodded after thinking about it, "Then let it go."
The girl with the ponytail ran to the birdcage, opened the small door, and reached in to pet the little gray bird, "Xiao Hui, grandma promised to let you go home, go and find your family."
When the little gray bird saw that the bird door was open, it immediately came back to life full of blood, flew out of the cage, flew into the blue sky, flew out of the compound, and left.
Chen Poor is still nestling inside.
The girl with the ponytail touched the birdcage, "I'll bury you, maybe I can go to accompany Hei Hei after I bury you."
Chen You stared, "Farewell sister, you are already in college, don't be so superstitious, he was taken to a place in the yard by the ponytail girl in fear, and the other party was thinking about finding something to dig a hole.
The voice of the hostess came from the house, calling the ponytail girl to eat.
The ponytail girl put down the birdcage, and she said to herself, "Put it here first, and see if there is another place to bury it after eating."
Chen You's back was wet.
Not long after, a trash collector passed by and saw the birdcage on the ground. Without saying a word, he shoved it into the snakeskin bag, grabbed the mouth of the bag, and left swiftly.
Chen You was dizzy dangling in the bag. After an unknown period of time, he finally stopped shaking. The mouth of the bag was opened, and bright light came in. Before he had time to adapt, he was hit by several soda cans.
"..."
She rummaged through the garbage bins along the road and picked them up on the ground. When she was about to get home, the bag was full. She was very happy. Today’s harvest was really good, but she didn’t know that a dead bird was brought back, and it was already in the mouth. Foaming.
Chen You miserably pecked at the bird's feathers with his beak. Yes, that's right, this is also the instinct of a bird.
The tattered ones dragged the big bags back to the basement, sorted out the garbage, and packed the valuable ones first to the garbage recycling station not far away.
People there don't want birdcages, "I don't accept these things."
The one who collected the tatters said, "It's still iron, why can't it be collected?"
"If you don't accept it, you won't accept it. Where did you come up with so much nonsense? If I could accept it, would I still lie to you?"
Seeing that the birdcage was not worth a penny, the tattered ones were unhappy and threw the birdcage forward at will.
"Really, Bai picked it up!"
The birdcage rattled and rolled for a short distance before falling into the grass.
Chen You fainted for a while before waking up.
He asked the system, "Aren't I dead? Why do I still feel pain?"
The system said, "Don't ask me, ask your man."
Chen You rolled his eyes, "What's the use of you, I don't know if I ask you, the other thing is to pray."
If someone passes by, no one will be interested in an empty birdcage in the grass, and it will take up space if you take it home.
Summer is the moodiest of the four seasons.
If it's sunny, it's sunny, if it's raining, it's raining.
Chen You was exposed to the sun in the cage, and was hit by a thunderstorm, which was a miserable experience.
A few days later, a stray dog passed by and stopped in front of the bird cage.
Chen was taken aback for a moment, it's over, brother dog, you are going to see the king of Hades, I wish you a smooth journey in advance.
The stray dog jumped up and gnawed at the cage fiercely, and Chen You shrank back in fright. Wherever the dog moved its mouth, he moved it too.
After a thrilling few minutes, the stray dog barked angrily when he didn't get the big black bird.
Chen You's bird feathers had lost a lot, and there was stray dog's saliva on his tail. It's a fucking dog, he was dead, and he could still be touched.
It's unreasonable to die.
The sound of sudden braking came suddenly, and a shadow of a dog flashed in front of Chen You's eyes.
The stray dog was standing against a tree just now, and that tree was hit by a car, and the stray dog was no exception.
Chen saw the people in the car getting down again, and realized that he had hit the dog, and it only shattered on the ground, and turned the car around.
Everyone has his own life.
How long and when anyone can live is determined.
Chen You looked at the stray dog lying on the ground and twitching, bleeding profusely, he sighed, Brother Dog, even though you almost ate me, I still want to tell you, "Go well."
That afternoon, a man passed by.
The man was wearing white clothes and black trousers, with neat short hair. He was good-looking, with a slender figure and legs below the pectoral muscles.
Chen You now recognizes people by their legs, and those legs are so long, he fluttered his wings excitedly and screamed, is that you? Yes, yes.
The man's footsteps stopped, he just glanced at the birdcage lightly, and didn't make any other moves.
Can't see me? Chen You suddenly became a punctured balloon.
It turned out not to be.
Such long legs, why not
Chen You's body flew into the air, and he yelled subconsciously, only a series of "big, big, big" came out of his throat.
The man walked forward with the birdcage in hand, the phone in his pocket rang, and he answered it with the other hand.
"Well, I won't pass tonight. I don't have time tonight. I really can't. That's it."
Chen You looked up at the bird's head, stared, and found a screen above the man's head, Chang Qin, twenty-seven years old, the owner of the Sauvignon Blanc restaurant...
Without looking down, Chen kept patting the cage bars with his paws, director, look at me, what the hell, did you promise to love me for ten thousand years
I just turned into a dead bird, you don't recognize me? !
Chang Qin put the bird cage on top of the trash can, opened the bird door, and said, "Come out."
So you can see me.
Chen You was dumbfounded, his small eyes were moist.
Chang Qin frowned. He reached into the cage and plucked the big black bird's feathers, "You are not in a daze, are you? The door is open, what are you still doing inside? It has been closed for a long time, and I don't know how to fly away? "
Chen You was still there.
Chang Qin said, "You'd better fly away quickly, or you will be caught and go back to make soup."
Chen saw that the man was about to leave again, and he wanted to chase after him. When he realized it, he had already come out.
It feels like a dream.
Chen looked around again, there was no restriction from the cage, and it really came out.
He stepped on the top of the man's head, bent his bird's claws, squatted down like a black hat and said, "Director, I have found you."
"Do you know that everyone who sees me will die, and so will the dog. Now my mood is very complicated. I'm really afraid that something will happen to you."
"This world has just begun. You said you have a Daikin, so you are sure to be fine, right?"
The weight on the top of the head was not light, Chang Qin's face was dark, "Get down for me."
Chen is not.
He's a big black bird. It's normal if he can't understand human speech, but if he can understand it, he'll be damned.
Chang Qin's jaw was tense, he directly raised his arm, grabbed Chen Shiniao's neck, and pulled it aside.
Chen was pulled away again, so he didn't dare to squat anymore, and just flew around the man.
"It's ruthless enough, wait until you recognize your relatives, and watch how I peck you."
Chang Qin said as he walked, "Why are you following me?"
Chen You hums, I don't want to talk to you now.
It is said that the eyes are the windowsill of the soul, and one can see the soul of the other through the eyes of one person.
How about you? What do you see in my eyes
You didn't even see the fart.
Director, my first impression of you in this world is very bad, out of 200, you only have a single-digit score.
With one hand in his pocket, Chang Qin glanced at the big black bird, "This is the first time I've seen a bird like you, and I don't know what species you are."
Chen Youhe, speaking out will scare you to death.
Chang Qin was crossing the road, and a car was driving sideways. He reacted quickly and narrowly avoided it.
The driver stopped in a panic, apologized with a pale face, and asked if he was hurt.
Chang Qin's face was gloomy, and he left without saying a word.
The driver stood there in astonishment. These days, people who touch porcelain have created a kingdom, and there are still people who touch porcelain in vain, and they don't even look at it.
"What a weirdo..."
Chen stopped in mid-air for several minutes before flying to chase the man.
Dodged it, so you don't have to die
he hoped so.
When Chang Qin arrived at the door of his house, when the door opened, a dark object flew past his eyes.
Caught off guard, Chen Shiniao came in just like that.
Chang Qin opened the door and yelled at the black bird in the living room, "Get out."
Chen You shook his head, we are going to live together, I am determined not to leave.
Chang Qin saw the black bird shaking his head, his eyes flashed with surprise, maybe this bird has been raised by the previous owner for a long time, and it has a little humanity.
"I don't keep birds."
Chen Youxin said, I know, I know, you already raised a big one yourself, but I'm not a bird, if you take a closer look, you'll find that I'm your wife, trust me.
When Chang Qin saw the black bird, the veins on his forehead popped out, "Aren't you going out?"
Chen You chick pecked at the rice and nodded.
Chang Qin was surprised again, "Can you understand me?"
Chen You continued to peck at the chicken. In order to show his different side from other birds, he also stood on the ground, independently on one foot, and turned around in a circle.
The next movement is, the two bird paws support the ground, and Chen stands on his head.
Chang Qin had a strange expression.
This black bird knows quite a lot, isn't it trying to curry favor with him
Chen put down the bird again, took a breath, picked up the slippers with his slender beak, and threw them at the man's feet.
A virtuous bird like me, if you still don't want to stay, then you are out of your mind.
Chang Qin rubbed his eyebrows, "Do you want to stay?"
Chen pecked at his trouser leg again.
The time has come to test us. If humans and birds can love each other, then what can stop us
Chang Qin bent his back, put his hands on his knees, and stared at the black bird.
Chen You looked up at the man.
See, this black bird is me, your wife.
Chang Qin's face twitched. This bird has cross-eyed eyes, which is probably why it was discarded by its owner.
At this moment, Chang Qin thought of a person. If he was here, he would keep the black bird. He is so kind.
After a while, Chang Qin said, "Go to the balcony and stay there first, don't fly around."
Chen was in despair for a second, then cheered up.
It's all right, this progress is already great, he found Yan Shu, Yan Shu is the mission target, Yan Shu saw him, but he didn't die.
Chen sorted out one, two, and three again, and made a note in his mind, and he immediately felt at ease.
Chang Qin frowned, "Still going to the balcony?"
Chen You trembled, and flew obliquely to the balcony.
Chang Qin was sitting on the sofa in the living room watching TV. It was a rebroadcast of a certain singing program. He didn't seem to be watching anything and was distracted.
Chen You listened to the singing on TV, which was his favorite "Nunchuck". He happily raised one paw, then another, and circled in circles following the rhythm.
The contestants on the TV sang passionately, "Use the nunchuck quickly, hum ha ha!"
Chen You also sang, and what came out was, "Big, big, big!"
An irritable voice came from the living room, "What's your name?"
Chen You was aggrieved and flew to the potted plant, shrinking his head and drawing circles.
When it was almost six o'clock, Chang Qin opened the refrigerator and took eggs to the kitchen, made a bowl of noodles, he sighed, "Honey, when will you show up, I miss you so much."
Chen on the balcony heard it again, he grabbed the glass door that was half-drawn, I am here, it has already appeared, okay, you are blind, no, mind blind!
Chang Qin sneered, "If you grab the glass again, your claws will be chopped off."
Chen You whimpered, "Okay, you, wait!"