The sky is gradually drooping, and the drooping trend is like the slender breasts of a woman who is over forty years old, and it is also unstoppable.
Chang Qin cleaned up the dishes and prepared to go to the study to wait. He swept across the balcony, but there was no movement for a while. The black bird won't die, right
Chen You on the balcony is drawing pictures on the tiled floor, soaking here and there, boring, always looking for something to pass the time, otherwise it will be very hopeless.
"what are you doing?"
There was a sudden roar above his head, and Chen was startled again. He looked up and saw the man standing at the door, his eyes staring at his bird's claws. He blinked, dear, can you see me? Papa
This is embarrassing.
I thought the baba I pulled had a built-in invisibility function, and no one would see it except me.
Chang Qin's complexion was extremely ugly, and his eyes were like heavy snow flying, which could freeze a person into a dead dog.
Danger!
Chen You flew into the corner with his wings trembling, my dear, listen to my explanation, misunderstanding, it’s all misunderstanding, you know what kind of person I am, I am very hygienic, I definitely don’t defecate anywhere people.
Chang Qin directly opened the balcony window, "Go out."
Chen You turned around, lay down on the cabinet door at the back, and grasped tightly with two bird claws, I won't go out!
The aura on Chang Qin's body was terrifying, "I'll say it again, get the hell out of here."
Chen was wronged again, his small eyes were wet, what about the promised love
When I was in school, didn't the Chinese teacher tell me how important imagination is
Seeing the black bird's small eyes looking straight at him, Chang Qin was taken aback. He had heard that some species of birds had psychics, "Are you a starling?"
Chen pecked at the door again, no, I am a big black bird, the most advanced, the most beautiful, the cutest and the smartest bird species.
"I don't care if you are a starling or what, get out right now." Chang Qin is not a kind person, he gave all his tenderness to one person, "Otherwise I will do it myself."
Chen shrank the bird's neck again, feeling sad in his heart, what do you want to do, beat me to death, that would be really funny, my director.
The system must have been watching from the sidelines, laughing like a fool.
Chang Qin wanted to grab it, but the cell phone in the living room rang, so he picked it up, and said to the balcony, whether he could understand or not, "I have something to go out, I hope when I come back, I won't see you again." you."
After finishing speaking, Chang Qin closed the glass door of the balcony, and opened all the windows. Before leaving, he glanced coldly, full of warning, and unusually cold, "Mynah, if you don't want to be interrupted, leave quickly."
Damn, mynah, mynah, have you ever seen such a bony mynah? You are an idiot, Chen You sighed in his heart, really, I have lived with me for many worlds, and you have no kindness, bullying a bird, you are awesome.
After the sound of closing the door with a bang, Chen You flew out from the corner and flew around the balcony. It would be great if he could surf the Internet. It's a big black bird, my man can't recognize me, what should I do? There will definitely be a large group of talented people who are too full to eat or not, crowded together to join in the excitement, he is dazzled by so many ideas, hey, unity It is strength. He is alone and can't think of anything.
Chen was dizzy again, slammed his head against the glass door, slid straight down and fell to the ground after a wail, becoming a terribly dead bird.
He couldn't die, he happened to be on top of one of the bubbles he pulled.
So, defecating indiscriminately is really a no-brainer.
Regardless of the poop on the bird's feathers, Chen You struggled to move to a place and continued to lie on his side, with the bird's head resting on one side, and asked the system half-deadly, "Fourth, do you have a solution?"
The system said, "Pray."
Chen You said angrily, "Can I have some snacks? I'm already a dead bird, and you're still messing with me!"
The system paused for a while, "You can practice speaking by yourself and tell the target who you are, but there are restrictions."
Chen You rolled his eyes, this fart smells so bad, it stinks to the bottom of his heart.
The system said, "The telepathy will not disappear with the change of species. No matter what body you are, whether it is a bird, a caterpillar, a leaf, or a piece of garbage, the soul is you. If the target cannot recognize , then his feelings for you won't go very deep."
Chen said again, "Yes, no matter how I change, my soul will not change."
He said in the next second, "Why do I feel that you are sowing discord? Let me tell you, I will not doubt my dear because of this matter. "
The system said, "Hehe."
Chen You also answered those two words, "Don't be so weird, if you are like this, I will misunderstand that you love me and can't ask for me, and thus become psychologically distorted, trying to separate me from my dear, in order to achieve unity. Psychotic thoughts that I can't get and no one else can get."
The system said, "You think too much."
Chen said again, "It's best, otherwise I will be very embarrassed, you know."
The system doesn't want to respond anymore, it's dumbfounded by a host, it's just such a small thing, it's capable.
Chen flew on the balcony for a while, then flew out of the window, and took a while to catch up with Chang Qin's car.
Sauvignon Blanc Restaurant
There was a young woman standing outside, with two legs exposed under the pink skirt, thin and white, beautiful, when she saw a car coming, she stepped on a few centimeters of leather shoes to meet her, "Boss, I'm so sorry, It's still so late for you to come over."
Chang Qin slammed the car door, his eyes darkened, and his expression was calm, "Star, there is nothing to be ashamed of. I am the person in charge of the restaurant. It is only right to ask about something."
Cheng Mingxing pursed her red lips, her eyes fell on the man, her face was slightly hot, she entered the restaurant, her eyes signaled, "Boss, that's the customer."
Chang Qin raised his hand and did not let Cheng Mingxing continue. He walked towards the table with long legs and asked casually, "Sir, may I ask which dish is not to your taste?"
The middle-aged man had a slick face, a five-figure watch, and a big piece of jade around his neck, which was almost six figures, and one was wealthy. He knocked on the table, "You can't understand people's words, it's not that it doesn't suit your taste, There is something wrong with your ingredients, this shrimp must be dead."
Chang Qin pursed his lips and said, "If it can survive being fried in a frying pan once, then it can only be refined."
The guests around couldn't help laughing out loud, still whispering, if you have the money, you can hire a few teachers to teach, read more books at home, don't come out to embarrass yourself.
The middle-aged man wasn't embarrassed at all, but his wife was embarrassed and said in a low voice, "Forget it, let's go."
"Whatever it is, who is responsible for my health problems?" The middle-aged man said to Chang Qin, "You, go and call your boss!"
Chang Qin rolled his eyelids, "I am."
The middle-aged man's voice was stuck in his throat, and he looked at the young man in front of him again, "Then how do you want to pay?"
Chang Qin was noncommittal.
"Eating dead shrimp is very bad for your health. Not only will you be poisoned, but it will also cause acute gastroenteritis. I regret my life!" Shrimp go back…”
Chang Qin interrupted the middle-aged man, "Sir, as the person in charge of the restaurant, I would like to declare that all seafood in the restaurant is fresh."
The regular customers present all echoed, saying yes, we often come here to eat, and we can trust this place.
The middle-aged man pointed to the plate, and there was one shrimp left in it, which was placed alone, messing around, and said unreasonably, "Look for yourself, the body of this shrimp is straight, the color is not right, it looks like it is dead of!"
A few newcomers are shaken, you won't really mix in dead shrimp for them to eat
Chang Qin glanced at Cheng Mingxing, and after a short while, the chef of the restaurant came out, and in front of the middle-aged man, he pushed the tail of the shrimp away and showed him the meat inside, "The live shrimp is cooked, this piece The meat is attached to the body of the prawn, sir, take a look, is it connected together?"
The master said, and showed it to other guests.
The uneasy guests stepped forward and took a look, "It's connected."
Now, the guests in the restaurant are all pointing at the middle-aged man, who is almost fine, dressed decently, and all of them are famous brands, why are they so unreasonable and unforgiving
If you are sick, no one will spare your life, but if you are neurotic, calling white into black is completely making trouble for no reason, and there is no one else.
Besides, fate knows what's going on, but people don't understand it.
The middle-aged man still wanted to give up. His wife couldn't stay any longer, so she walked away with a brand-name bag. When she came to him, she said, "Don't come back to sleep at night."
As soon as his wife left, the middle-aged man fought alone. He cursed a few words and went out with a pale face.
After the middle-aged man left, the restaurant returned to normal. The guests continued to eat, drink, and enjoy the food, and the piano brother continued to play.
Chang Qin sat at the bar, Cheng Mingming made him a cup of coffee, "Boss, are you worried?"
After taking a sip of coffee, Chang Qin said, "Do you know mynah?"
"Boss, if you're talking about other birds, I really don't know, but mynah, I'm more familiar with it." Cheng Mingxing sat down on the high chair beside him, "I have a mynah at home, and my dad likes to take it Go out for a walk, tell it to talk, now it says good morning to me every day, when I come back from get off work, it will say it’s off work, and when I eat, it will say eat and eat.”
Talking about the starling at home, Cheng Mingxing smiled all over his face, "The starling is very spiritual. It can learn a lot of voices and sing, and it learns very well."
Chang Qin raised his eyebrows. It seemed that the black bird that followed him by mistake was only good at ordering ordinary things, not really good at it.
Probably its owner called those and nothing else.
Cheng Mingxing held his chin, his two thin white legs dangling, "Boss, do you want to raise a starling? I can recommend it to you."
Chang Qin asked without answering, "Can myna fully understand human language?"
Cheng Mingxing said, "Look at mynah, some are a little stupid and don't understand much, and some are just like people, knowing everything. My parents treat the mynah at home as their youngest son, and there is no barrier to communication. "
It was rare for her to catch a topic to contact this man, so she told everything she had heard about the daily life of the starling at home.
Chang Qin understood that it was because he was ignorant and ignorant, that starlings can become fine.
At night, no one would go to the sky to look for birds, so no one noticed a big black bird flying around the restaurant.
Chen You can't fly into the restaurant, it will cause a lot of commotion, the restaurant opened by his man is his own, and he can't damage his own property.
The middle-aged man's quarrel with his wife just now was nothing more than the plate of shrimp.
His wife thinks that he is obsessed with ghosts, he is suspicious at home, and even more suspicious when he goes out, and he does not live like a human being.
The middle-aged man said that the other party didn't care about him, and the fortune teller said that he had a catastrophe this year, and he had to pay attention, so he wore switch jade, Buddhist beads, and copied scriptures every day, hoping to escape this catastrophe.
"Go live with that fortune teller."
The woman got into the car without looking back, and asked the driver to drive away before the middle-aged man got into the car.
The middle-aged man cursed and hailed a taxi on the side of the road.
Chen You flew past the middle-aged man years ago, and a piece of black feather floated down. It was eaten by a stray dog during the day, and it happened to fall at the other party's feet.
The middle-aged man saw it as soon as he lowered his head, "What is this, bird feather?"
Chen Youfei's chubby body paused, he turned around abruptly, and flew in front of the middle-aged man, making sure of something.
The face of the middle-aged man turned black, "Where did the dead bird come from, roll!"
Chen You was really afraid that he would be beaten, so he flew away quickly, and watched the middle-aged man get into a taxi. The other party was very nervous, and for some reason, he had an argument with the driver on the way.
As a result, people died.
Chen You followed all the way this time. After the taxi driver killed the middle-aged man, he took away his jade, prayer beads, wristwatch, and wallet, and put the middle-aged man's body in the trunk. , The car drove to a remote mountain.
The driver took out a large bag from the trunk, which contained a lot of tools, which was scary.
Chen watched the driver dig a hole, threw the middle-aged man's body into it, and then filled it with soil. He even stomped on it, grabbed a lot of grass and dirt, and covered it. People who don't know the inside story can see Yes, there is no abnormality.
The driver is a formidable person, I am afraid this is not the first time he has done this kind of thing.
Chen You was memorizing the license plate number, trying to think of a way to tell Lao Yan to call the police, when a voice suddenly rang out from behind, "Have you written it down? The license plate number is xxxxx, don't remember it wrong."
He turned his head and saw the middle-aged man standing there, his chest still bleeding.
The middle-aged man seemed to be dragged back by a force, he fell to the ground, pawing the ground with both hands, "mynah, I had a bad attitude at that time, I apologize to you, now that I'm dead, you Help me, help me notify the police, notify my family, let them avenge me... I want revenge..."
Chen wanted to say again, uncle, I am dead in front of you.
He looked at the driver with a hideous face and blood on his face and body. Anyone who was about to die would see him, but the driver couldn't see him, which meant that he would not die for the time being.
Great, murder, robbery and burial, and the technique is skillful, not like the first time.
Can this escape? Lawless.
Chen turned around and flew in the direction of the restaurant, trying to tell Chang Qin the license plate number, hoping his bird claws would be useful.