It's late at night, people can't be quiet, and neither can birds.
A handsome man is leaning against the head of the bed, with a big black bird lying on his chest, one with his head down, the other with his head up, looking at each other, there is electric current and love, enveloping those loves and hates from the past Enmity, ups and downs.
In this situation, how should I put it, people who don’t understand it will burst into laughter when they see it, and the laugh will pass, but the parties and the parties don’t care, there is me in you, and you in me, that’s enough.
Chang Qin gently stroked the feathers on the black bird's back. His eyes were full of self-blame, guilt, heartache, anger, hostility, and gradually turned into tenderness. He had doubted, tried, and was denied by himself. , I thought it was too ridiculous, and the information I got was false, and I almost did something that I regretted for the rest of my life.
Even so, Chang Qin still felt scared, and he was a little afraid to look at the soul in the black bird's body.
Very guilty.
Chang Qin pursed his lips and turned his head, his eyes were set in a void. Fortunately, this man was a bird, so he couldn't hit him for the time being, otherwise he would definitely pat him a dozen or twenty times, and then grab his shoulder and make a fuss .
During this period of time, he really did not do human affairs.
Choking the neck, reprimanding, cursing, letting the other party go, and even flapping the wings, who would have thought that this routine was too deep, it was clearly done on purpose, and he was almost caught in it.
The person who was looking for it turned into a smelly black bird before his eyes. He was obsessed with cleanliness and hated dirty things, and he might beat the bird to death at any time.
Smoke bombs were also used to mislead him in an attempt to make him misidentify others.
These two schemes are all for the same purpose, wanting him to kill his lover with his own hands, and then destroy himself.
A flash of blood flashed deep in his eyes, Chang Qin's throat rolled, and his thin lips were tightly pressed together. He asked after a while, with a hoarse voice, "Does the wing still hurt?"
Chen wanted to say that it didn't hurt anymore, but what came out was, "Da Da Da."
When Chang Qin heard three tones, he wondered if it didn't hurt anymore. If it hurt, it would be just one sound. He rubbed his forehead, thinking about whether he should take some time to learn bird language.
Different species make it difficult to communicate smoothly.
Poor communication means that there will be many misunderstandings.
If there is a misunderstanding, it will affect the relationship.
After extrapolation, the seriousness of the problem was so great that Chang Qin decided to find a teacher to learn the language of birds, specifically targeting starlings.
Chen Youheng, I can't speak now, when I can speak, I will hold a small meeting with you, it will only take six or seven hours, let's calculate what has happened in the past few months everything of.
From the first day you picked me up on the side of the road.
Noticing that the man's eyes were slightly red, Chen You was stunned, and sighed, I was just teasing you, I'm not willing to settle accounts with you, I know you didn't need to recognize me, that's why you treated me like that, I don't blame you .
He rubbed against the man, making a mess of bird feathers all over his body, and controlled his strength, pecking at the man's arm with his thin beak, for fear of hurting him.
I like you the most, only you.
The atmosphere in the room is suddenly warm, so happy, it should be a hit.
Chang Qin looked at the black bird on his chest, the thought circled in his mind and flew away.
Chen saw something again, he blinked his small eyes, wanted to cry, but couldn't cry, wanted to laugh, but couldn't, he had nothing to love.
God knows how long he waited for this shot.
It seems that we have to wait, continue to wait, wait for when the system will become insane, and open a super invincible back door for him to turn him into a human.
When the time comes, he will definitely not waste a second to fight Chang Qin dozens of times.
Chen You used his paws to grab the ruby worn by the man, leaned forward and pecked at it, unwilling to make a mark, he rubbed the ruby happily, oh, I like it so much, look at the texture, the color, it's so beautiful.
"Big, big, big, big."
Chang Qin couldn't understand this time, so he lifted the black bird up and let the other party play with the ruby he was wearing. Just as he was about to speak, a stench rushed into his nose and went straight to the depths of his mind.
The smell is not ordinary, it is something that has been dead for a long time.
Chang Qin was very close to the black bird, so close that his lips could touch the black bird's feathers, he coughed, probably because he had choked, and took the black bird to the bathroom without saying a word.
When Chen saw the man release the water, he started yelling, "Damn it, you unconscionable bastard, you recognized me and still despise me, isn't it just a bit smelly, you were a pervert in a while, I would Not too bad, how about you
Chang Qin adjusted the water temperature, "Come here."
Chen Youfei flew into the air, flapping his big wings non-stop, and confronted the man in a stalemate. Who is the head of the family depends on the present.
Really, it was hard to get to know each other, and I didn't even have a wave, so I had to take a shower.
At that time, shouldn’t we go online to see how to live happily with a bird
Seeing that his lover was competing with him, his petty temper came up, Chang Qin frowned, narrowed his eyes, and suddenly laughed, "Hey, after you take a bath, I'll warm up your elbows for you to eat."
Chen You pecked his upper and lower lips, and was hooked by the delicious food.
So the following scene appeared, a big black bird stood under the shower head, with its small eyes closed, the bird feathers on its body were all wet, and it stuck to its body limply, still very fat.
Chang Qin looked at a row of bottles and jars for bathing. None of them were for birds. He was afraid that using them casually would cause allergies. He frowned, fixed the shower head on it, went out and found a piece of soap and came back.
"Close your eyes and don't open them."
Chen nodded again, expressing that he understands that he doesn't really like to take a bath, especially after becoming a dead bird, it's not necessary, he has already given up on himself.
Chang Qin's eyebrows twisted into Sichuan characters, "Your hair is all knotted, how long has it been since you took a bath?"
Chen You raised his paws to scratch, but he didn't know that the dead bird didn't remember the part of taking a bath, and the owners didn't give it a bath.
A piece of bird feather on his tail was pulled, he shook in pain, opened his eyes and stared at the man.
Chang Qin's movements were erratic. For the first time in history, he was bathing a bird. His deep voice was interspersed with the sound of water, coaxing, "The hairs are all lumped together. You don't need to use a little effort to get them apart. Hold on." point."
Chen is in so much pain, what the hell, you stupid fork, why don't you cut it off with scissors? !
Chang Qin didn't cut it. He remembered that this person had cut the little yellow dog's hair before, but the little yellow dog thought he was ugly and was sad for half a month.
Birds should be similar to puppies, right? The love of beauty is found in everything in the world.
After washing for nearly an hour, Chang Qin finally washed all the bird feathers on the black bird. He said, "Tomorrow, I will buy you a set of utensils. There is a special comb for birds to wash and condition your hair."
Chen You raised his neck, let the man's slender fingers shuttle around his neck, and stretched out those twisted bird feathers. Those are not important, the important thing is the perfume, I want to spray it every day.
The sound of the water stopped, and Chen You shook the wet bird feathers on his body. It was completely instinctive as a bird, just like a puppy or cat after taking a bath.
Chang Qin was splashed with water, including his face. His face turned black, and his jaw line was strained. He got up to get a clean towel.
Chen You was stepping on the water in the bathroom to play, his dear was really not easy.
The temperature in summer is very high, and the hair dries quickly without blowing it after washing. Blackbird can't do it. It has thick hair all over its body, and it dries slowly.
Chang Qin turned the hair dryer to the lowest setting, with the outlet facing the black bird.
Chen You couldn't even open his eyes after being blown. He moved around, raised his paws from time to time, spread his wings and possed, feeling that he must look very beautiful in the wind.
Chang Qin's face twitched, and his smug beauty could not be changed.
After taking a shower and standing on the dining table fragrant and fragrant, Chen You watched the man make a temporary rice bowl for himself and put delicious food in it. He was a little sad, dear, there is something I dare not Let me tell you, of course I can’t because of restrictions, but I’m already dead.
I'm not just a bird, I'm a dead bird.
Regarding this point, you can only discover it by yourself. I believe in your concentration. You have seen the world and you will not be scared.
Chang Qin put the rice bowl full of food to the black bird, "Eat."
Chen You flapped his wings happily, and lowered his head to eat the fat but not greasy elbow with his mouth.
Oops, after eating the food he has eaten for several lifetimes, I have finally learned a little bit. Roasted elbow tastes like elbow, and eggplant with minced meat also tastes like eggplant, which is great.
Chang Qin sat on the chair and looked at the black bird with his head propped on one hand. His other hand was slightly bent, and he tapped the table with his fingertips carelessly, not knowing what he was thinking about.
It's hard to see the unique popularity, isn't it that person, why was he discovered before...
It's also a matter of species.
Chen You ate the bird's beak so it was dirty, and came over with a handkerchief in one hand, and wiped it off. There was a teardrop in his little eye, which would not fall out.
Chang Qin carefully wiped the black bird's beak clean, "It was my fault before, I lacked imagination."
Looking back now, during this period of time, Blackbird has done a lot of weird behaviors. He was influenced by Cheng Mingxing, and he attributed those behaviors to the normal range that starlings would behave.
The corners of Chang Qin's lips were pressed. When this person found out that he was not recognized, he must have been very sad, anxious, and disappointed in him.
Chen raised his paw and patted the man again, it's all right, I wouldn't recognize him.
Here comes the warm atmosphere again. One person and one bird are staring deeply at the dining table. According to the routine, they will hug each other tightly in the next moment, and have a French kiss that will not stop kissing you.
It's a pity that the routine died in the hands of the big black bird, which is really a pity.
Chen Youfei fell into the man's arms and was supported. He spread his two bird paws and gave him a hug meaningfully.
Hugging the black bird, Chang Qin sighed softly, anyway, he already knew that this person was coming, as for the others, let's talk about it.
People cannot live without eating and drinking, and so do birds.
After Chen finished eating, he wanted to poop. He flew around the balcony, shouting "Da Da", and asked Chang Qin to open the window for him, so he went out to find a place with few mosquitoes.
After clearing the table, Chang Qin paused when he was about to open the window. He didn't want this person to go flying around. First, it was dangerous. He might be shot by those bird-hunters. Second, he was afraid that the other party would get lost and could not find his way home. way.
After thinking about it, Chang Qin indicated with his eyes, "It's right here."
Chen Youfei landed on Chang Qin's shoulder, tilted his head to make eye contact with him, true or false, it's not easy to clean the tiles, the last time you did it with gloves on, you almost rubbed the skin off your hands.
Chang Qin saw something in the small eyes of the black bird, "Tomorrow I will go out and buy you a mop board."
Chen You knew what it was, all right, he thought for a while, then flew towards the bathroom, and plunged into it.
A bird that doesn't want to learn to squat is not a good bird.
Under Chang Qin's surprised gaze, Chen You stood triumphantly on the toilet, moved back slowly, pouted his buttocks, and was about to take a dip domineeringly.
He was ready for everything, but he just missed the door. The result may be that the mist drifted onto the toilet seat when he was taking a shower, and it was a little wet, or it may be that his claws failed to find the point and fell into the toilet with a plop.
Chen You, "..."
Chang Qin, "..."
Chen You was taken out of the toilet by Chang Qin and rinsed under the shower head for more than half an hour. The shower gel was used again and again.
Chang Qin wrapped the black bird in a big towel and rubbed its wet feathers, "You did that just now, it was dangerous. Don't try it when I'm not around, do you hear me?"
Chen didn't speak again.
Chang Qin nodded Blackbird's forehead, "Huh?"
Chen You pecked at the back of the man's hand. He wanted to try more. Although he was a bird, his soul was a human being. It's not good to defecate anywhere.
Chang Qin hugged the black bird and went to sleep.
The bed is huge, there are two pillows, and a large teddy bear is stacked on one side.
Standing on the teddy bear's head, Chen You looked at the man laying the quilt, feeling so unreal. Last night he was still laying the floor on the balcony pitifully. Tonight he can enter the house and go to bed.
Pulling back the quilt, Chang Qin asked his lover, "Where do you want to sleep?"
Chen You glanced at him again, brother, this sentence betrayed you. If I were a human being, you wouldn't ask me at all, you would just press me on your body and in your arms very forcefully and domineeringly.
Hmph, I still think I'm a bird and can't crack.
This time it was Chen who misunderstood. Chang Qin was afraid that he would be crushed, and would not worry so much when he fell asleep.
Although Chang Qin thought he was sick and was fucking him in his dreams, it was very difficult for him to fight against a black bird.
Chen You lay down under the teddy bear's buttocks. Before he felt sleepy, he was picked up by one hand, and he grabbed it twice against the man's hard muscles, and fell asleep beautifully.
Chang Qin couldn't sleep and was in a complicated mood. Finally, he found his wife, the black bird that he saw every day and wanted to kill every day. Now he was sitting in his shoulder socket. No matter how he washed it, the stench was still there.
But there are a lot of light, which is a great consolation.
Chang Qin lowered his head to look at the black bird in his arms. He moved closer and kissed the black bird on the forehead.
From that day on, Chen You's bird life ushered in spring. He could eat any fruit, any pickles, drink any water, sleep on any bed, and peck at any time.
He stood on the sofa like an uncle, commanding the man to do the housework, and asked the system in his heart, "Fourth, how is the progress of my task?"
The system said, "Not good."
Chen You asked strangely, "What's wrong with you, endocrine disorder?"
The system said, "Yes."
Chen You, "..." Not good, the system is probably crazy, driven crazy by his man.
He originally wanted to feed the system dog food, but now he doesn't dare to stimulate the system anymore, for fear that the system will suddenly become abnormal and we will finish playing together.
In the afternoon, Chang Qin went to buy daily necessities for birds and came back. After a trip, he realized that there are many kinds of things, which shows that there is a huge team of bird lovers.
I didn’t buy a cage, but I only bought a mop board. The largest one was placed on the balcony. Chen You wanted to pull it away. It was very convenient. Chang Qin also bought him a lot of feed, which was said to be imported from abroad. His return gift It's a blank stare.
Everything is fine now, but nothing can be done. Chen You asks Chang Qin every day if the full moon is approaching, and what if the system goes wrong, right
One day or two passed, Chen did not wait for the full moon, but Cheng Mingxing.