Chen You was standing on the tree, his paws were numb, he was still a big black bird, neither half man half bird, nor a goose, nor a big rooster, nor a bird.
Could it be that the spell is missing
Chen was thinking about the cartoons he had watched when he was a child. He spun around on the branch and raised a paw, "Ba la la little magic fairy, change!"
no response.
Chen pecked at the bird's feathers again, was it a curse? He continued to think, a white light flashed in his mind, this time it must be right, he used his claws to push away a leaf blown by the wind, quickly brewed a good mood, and put on a serious expression.
"Gunara God of Darkness, woohoo, the black bird transforms!"
Still no response.
By this time, it was very embarrassing, really.
Chen You was crying in the wind, howling at the big round biscuit in the sky, if you want to follow a routine, just walk well, what if you walk for a while, and if you don't walk for a while? He kept pecking at the branch, "444, come out."
System, "Say."
Chen also said, "Why can't I transform on a full moon night?"
The system said, "You have been here for several months, and the full moon night has passed several times. When did you change your body, you are mentally retarded."
Chen also said, "It was different before. This month I met my man. We ate and drank together, slept together, and woke up together. I have been nourished by a lot of love. There is no reason why I can't change my shape."
The system said, "Then you continue to stand on the tree."
Chen You said pitifully, "Don't be old four, where is the back door, can you open one for me?"
The system said, "No."
Chen said again, "I know you have it, you must have it!"
The system said, "Yes, I have it, but there are so many hosts under me, why should I give it to you?"
Chen said again, "I'm the most obedient."
The system uttered one of Chen You's favorite catchphrases, "Pull it down." He used to be the most obedient, but now he's been led astray, and he's becoming more and more obedient.
Chen said again, "Am I not good? I haven't done anything in any mission world."
The system said, "So, you want to say that you were the one who got fucked?"
Chen is not the kind of person who puts all the responsibility on others for his own sake, besides, that person is still his own man, "No way, a slap can't make a big difference, I'm on good terms with him now, we didn't do anything bad thing."
System, "Oh."
Chen You, "..." Damn it, he suddenly sneered, he was sick, who are he scaring
He shamelessly sang "Mice Love Rice" to the system in his heart, over and over again, if you don't help me, I will bore you to death.
The system was so annoying, "You go to the highest position and stand."
highest position? Chen You was dazed for a while, then remembered that there was a building in M City, he flew and flew, and flew to the top of that building, well, the height was already so high that he would panic when he turned into a bird.
"I've already stood at the highest position, and then? A beam of light or a black thunder will appear in the sky, hitting me, and I will be able to overcome the calamity and become a human?"
The system said, "Quiet."
Chen stopped talking again, and stood quietly on the top of the building. He was very anxious. The man said that if he was disobedient, he would build a cage for him and lock him in. Tonight, he was taking advantage of the other party's business trip. Just slipped out.
Estimating the time, the man will be back soon. If he is not at home, it will be terrible. The next few days will be full of violent wind and rain, and there may be hail and snow.
I don't know how long it took, Chen You staggered and almost fell asleep, the mechanical sound of the system sounded, "Mentally retarded, you can fly down."
Chen looked at himself again, his claws were still claws, his chest was still covered with fluffy black bird feathers, and the tail behind his buttocks was also there, "Why am I still a big black bird?"
The system said, "You go down first."
Chen You did as he did, fully expecting that he would turn into a beautiful boy, so beautiful that heinously, horribly beautiful, so beautiful that weeping ghosts and gods, he flapped his wings on the ground, "Why is there no more content?"
"Let me tell you, I'm risking my life right now, do you know that when Chang Qin goes back and I haven't gone back, then I'm done."
The system said, "You can fly back now."
Chen twitched his beak again, he looked at Yuanyue, "give me a door, and I will thank you forever."
The system said, "I gave you two doors before."
Chen You rolled his eyes, and he remembered it very clearly, "If you count this time, I will remember you for three lifetimes, fourth child, don't worry, when I finish the task and return to the real world, I will not forget you, I will take a brush to write You write it on paper and frame it, and hang it on my bedside."
"I've already figured out the content, that is, the fourth and fourth, you are awesome, I love you, I love you, I love you."
"..."
The system has never seen anyone who is poorer than this one, "Three sub-quests, all of them are completed, and the back door will be given to you."
As soon as Chen You heard it, he hurriedly said, "Bring it."
In the next second, a screen appeared out of thin air in front of him. There were tens of thousands of side quests densely packed on it. It was so scary. His eyes hurt from looking at it, so he chose three of them at random.
Chen asked the system again, "Promise me, whether it is endocrine disorders or other problems, remember to drink plenty of water."
System, "Go away."
Chen rolled again, flew to a hiding corner and lay on his side. A few seconds later, his soul was stripped from the body of the big black bird and attached to an old man.
There are many surveillance cameras on the road, and there are also many dead spots.
The old man Chen was standing in a blind spot. He looked around and caught a car coming from the left, so he immediately jumped out and made a trip to the ground.
The young man in the car slammed on the brakes, and the boss stared, damn it, can you be more professional when you touch porcelain, I am still ten meters away from you, just lie down, who are you fooling? When I am mentally retarded? !
The car bypassed the old man and drove away.
Chen got up from the ground again, patted the dust off his body, alas, touching porcelain is a technical job, he stepped back and stood on the sidewalk, continuing to wait for a suitable target.
After a while, a van came over, Chen You didn't jump in a hurry this time, he waited patiently, but the damn thing, the van drove like a bomber, express, as soon as he jumped out, Was sprayed by the car buttocks.
Perfect miss, very good, great!
The passers-by around looked at the old man like a fool, trying to die again and again.
They shook their heads, they couldn't sympathize, and they couldn't open their mouths to abuse. They just felt that the average age of the porcelain industry had declined, and so had their intelligence.
Chen You felt bitter. He had completed those missions. He had never touched porcelain before, and he had friends in the real world. It was the first time. He could be forgiven for being unfamiliar. Why did everyone laugh at him, especially The system is still reminding him that the soul cannot be stripped for more than half an hour.
In another blind spot, Chen is using the body of a man in his sixties or seventies, rubbing his wrinkled face with his wrinkled hands, hoping to see through it, almighty Lord, please give me a piece of porcelain, I will touch it once .
Ten minutes later, an accident occurred at the intersection. Passers-by called an ambulance and carried the fainted old man onto a stretcher.
Chen You's first mission, Touch Porcelain, was completed.
He returned to the body of the big black bird, waited for the vacancy of the second mission, and told the system, "The driver is very unlucky, and a medical bill is inevitable." A few minutes ago, how should I put it, it can be said to be Pengci, or it can be said to be no, in short, the luck of the driver and the old man is not good.
The system says, "Should."
Chen didn't understand, "What do you mean?"
The system said, "The body you are attached to was hit by a car when crossing the road last year. The driver was the driver. The other party owed the old man a sum of money for medicine and an apology."
Chen You was taken aback. This is really... a little scary.
It seems that people can't do immoral things. You think that God knows it without anyone noticing, but you didn't expect that God has a pen in it, and you don't know when to pay it back.
A few minutes later, Chen appeared again on a man in his late thirties.
The man has several obvious shortcomings, cowardice, crying, and entanglement. On the night he graduated from high school, he was raped by his classmates, and he turned from a disgusting homosexual to a homosexual.
University, work, the man has been with that person all the time, he is stupid, he thought he was the only one in the other person's heart, only a few years ago he accidentally ran into the other person hugging a boy and kissing me.
Witnessed it with his own eyes, the man got himself drunk, cried bitterly, and made up his mind to have a face-to-face talk with the other party, thinking of listening to the other party's explanation in person.
As a result, the man came, said a few sweet words to the man, and then messed up, the man's determination was shaken again, and he even had the illusion that the other party loved him.
Facts have proved that dogs can't change eating shit.
Less than a month later, the man was away on a business trip. When he returned to the hotel, he saw that man and a woman walking into a room. He was lucky, so he cried all night in the room. He wanted to knock on the door and confront him on the spot, but he was afraid that everyone would It was too ugly to end.
Just at the beginning of this year, the man finally made up his mind to make a clean break with that man, but the other party had an accident and broke his leg, so he took care of him by the window and behind the bed.
After finishing it, the man invited his friends to hold a banquet, and he came back very late, smelling of perfume and lipstick marks on his body.
The man was desperate, he said to himself, this time he really couldn't hesitate anymore, so he asked for leave and went back to his hometown, thinking that if he didn't meet, he would gradually forget it, and he also wanted to give the other party one last test.
I don't know how the man's parents knew about this, so they called the man, and the man went over with a blue face, took the man back to his villa, beat and scolded him, called him cheap, and sued his parents , and said he was a bitch, scolding very badly.
The man was taken to the hospital and lay down for half a month before he recovered.
In a blink of an eye, he was staying by that person's side. Ten years had passed, and he was only suffering from a whole body of illnesses and curses that were useless.
Chen You sighed, scumbags are scumbags, whoever loves scumbags will go, why should you be a scumbag, why bother.
Hey, the same kind of rice feeds a variety of people, and he is really hesitant in character, making a decision is more difficult than reaching the sky.
Chen didn't waste time, and went directly to that scumbag's villa. The other party was playing with a little beauty. When he saw him, he didn't rush and continued to play.
The little beauty was embarrassed, and shyly shrank into the arms of the scumbag.
The scumbag frowned, "What are you doing here? I'll talk about it tomorrow if you have anything to say. Didn't you see that I'm busy?"
Busy your mother, you big scum, Chen You felt that in comparison, his man was so good that he loved him to death, he said to the scumbag with a cold face, "Let's break up."
The scumbag didn't take it seriously, "Break up, okay, I understand, can we go now?"
"There's one more thing I've always wanted to do, but I didn't do it to you."
Chen walked over again, raised his arm and slapped the scumbag, and poohed at his feet, "Goodbye, no, never see you again, goodbye."
The scumbag was stunned by the beating, "Fuck, you're courting death!"
Chen You dodged the ashtray that was thrown at him. He sneered, "You have slapped me not a hundred times, but dozens of times over the years. What, I can't do it if I pay you back? You are a man, and so am I. What do you think? Why should I call you? Do it for you?"
The scumbag stared, unable to speak.
"If you don't want to make a big fuss, go to your parents and everyone will know about the trouble, then stop here, I won't appear in front of you again, and I hope you won't appear in front of me either. "
Chen took another look at the trembling little beauty with a smile on her lips, congratulations on accepting a scumbag, and good luck.
When he left, he bought a plane ticket according to the original owner's own decision. The plane will leave the city tomorrow morning and start over.
The second task is to help the entangled people make decisions and complete it.
It's great to complete the two side missions so smoothly. Chen You is already imagining the scene where he was pressed against the wall by Chang Qin, pressed on the sofa, and buckled on the sink. Thinking about it makes his blood boil.
After a while, Chen You's last mission started.
This time he was attached to a robber. The house he rented was full of bags of all kinds, with different prices, different styles, and different levels of old and new. They were unzipped and messed up.
Chen You sighed sadly, found a big bag, and stuffed all the small bags into it, as much as he could fit, then got on his motorcycle and went out, and found the target according to the address and characteristics of each bag owner given by the system , return the bag to the original owner.
A young woman was walking on the road, wearing hot pants, her legs were long and straight, which attracted the attention of men. As she walked, she saw a motorcycle driving towards her.
The person on the motorcycle had a fierce look on his face, and there was a knife on his waist. She subconsciously shouted, "Grab—"
A bag wrapped around her neck, the young woman was stunned for a long time, she got the bag off to have a look, "Hey, isn't this the bag I lost yesterday?"
After she quickly confirmed, the motorcycle was nowhere to be seen.
Chen You was tired. He had so many bags. He returned them one by one. Half an hour was up, and he had to go back to the body of the big black bird and come out slowly. After doing this a few times, he finally returned the bags. Well, not much better.
An aunt pushed her granddaughter, who was less than half a year old, out of the shopping mall. The black air from the motorcycle sprayed her face. She opened her eyes and saw that there was something golden in the baby carriage lying on her granddaughter. Could it be that she was just arrested this morning? Grab the necklace.
"Oh, God opened his eyes..."
The aunt held the gold necklace excitedly, and called her daughter incoherently on the street, but the awareness of prevention was still not strengthened.
After driving the motorcycle to the next intersection, Chen returned a gold bracelet. He shook his head. The owner of this gold jewelry is an aunt in her forties. Why? Strolling on the street, it's not safe anymore.
After paying off the gold jewelry, Chen went to the subway with a bag on his back, and returned those mobile phones to the owner one by one, stuffing them in the back pocket, bag, and coat pocket, how to steal them, how to return them.
Before the subway arrived at the station, a miraculous scene happened. Many people had expressions of "I was patronized by God" on their faces.
Chen You folded his arms and leaned to the side. If his mobile phone was stolen, he could still find it when he fumbled in his pocket one day. His first reaction was that he was dreaming, and he instinctively slapped himself.
He saw no less than five people doing this action.
Then he eagerly went to check the phone to see if the information inside was still there. Those who got their phones back in this car were all looking at it. He believed that people in other cars were also doing it.
Chen smacked his lips again, lucky kids, I just wanted to be a different person, and I accidentally helped you get back your mobile phone.
In particular, some of the new mobile phones, some of which were freshmen's, and some bought with wages, were stolen without knowing it.
The original owner's memory shows that he has already found a buyer, and he will pay the money tomorrow and the mobile phone. If it is later, he will never be able to find it. What luck it must be, it just happened to be in time.
Chen You curled up the corners of his lips and smiled, friend, friend, hello, hello, hello everyone, is really good.
The third task is to return the looted things to their original owners, complete.
Chen returned to the big black bird again. He cleverly flew to the garden of the villa first and waited for the big back door. Otherwise, he might turn into a human outside, still naked and without wings. How did the legs come back? That's total bullshit.
He's not that stupid.
"The three tasks have all been completed. Can you open the back door for me? Fourth, the lights in the villa are not turned on. My man must have gone out to find me. When he comes back later, I will be beaten."
The system said, "Open."
Chen You immediately went to stare at his own bird body, a miracle happened, really, his bird claws were gone, it became slender arms, straight legs, and the bird tail was gone, he scratched back, it was Ass, really ass.
The black bird feathers on the chest also disappeared, turning into a flat and white chest. Chen looked down again, it was okay, it was all there, not a lot.
"Lao Lao Lao Si, I will be a human from now on, right?"
"no."
"..." Chen said again, "How long can that last? You tell me clearly, don't lie to me." He remembered that the two back doors were closed after half an hour last time, so this time it might also be half an hour later. hour
What the fuck, half an hour is enough time for him to boo with Chang Qin.
The system said, "If you don't do anything, you will always be human."
Chen said again, "Teasing me." How could he not cause trouble? He worked so hard to become a human just to cause trouble.
The system doesn't respond.
Chen You's mood suddenly became very bad, "Then if I do something wrong and turn back into a big black bird, can I still become a human again?"
"Also, you said that if you do things, you will change from a person to a big black bird. Do you mean once or twice? There is always a certain amount. If I don't exceed that number, will I not turn into a bird? ?”
The system said, "I only have that sentence."
"Pray, okay, that's fine, needless to say, I'll do one right now, good night, I wish you a sweet dream."
Chen went to the door again. The summer night was not cold at all, but there were many mosquitoes. He stood in the corner and was soon surrounded by an army of mosquitoes.
They must be thinking, come and see, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha what kind of idiots, they ran outside without wearing anything, there is supper, tomorrow's breakfast is also available, eat quickly, eat quickly, have a drink when you are full, and come back Then eat.
Chen You wanted to die. After becoming a human, he lost the ability to hide himself, and he didn't know whether he was dead, alive, or immortal.
Anyway, now there are many big bags on his arms, legs, chest and back, the sound of the car's engine came through the iron gate, and the man came back.
A beam of light from the front of the car swept across the door, and Chang Qin in the car caught sight of a person with an unfamiliar face. He opened the door and got out of the car, and that person flew towards him.
As he got closer, Chang Qin saw the man's eyes, and for a moment, he opened his arms to catch him firmly.
Nothing was said, nothing was asked.
Chen You hugged Chang Qin's waist tightly, and pressed his face against his chest, damn it, if you don't come back, the mosquitoes here will die.
Breathing heavily, the muscles under the clothes swelled, Chang Qin lowered his head, bent his back, held him in his arms with one hand, clasped the back of his head with the other, and pressed his lips eagerly and impatiently.
The two kissed at the door for a long time.
The huge formation, the mosquito army did not dare to approach, so they could only watch from the side.
When he entered the living room, Chen You's legs were limp. He was half hanging on Chang Qin's body, grabbing the other's black shirt with his hands, competing with those buttons, in a hurry.
I have been thirsty for too long, I can drink a tank of water.
Chang Qin kissed Chen You's forehead, the tip of his nose, and his lips, and then kissed Chen You's ears. There were deep colors in his eyes, but his movements were slow and calm.
Chen is about to cry again, hurry up, dawdling, I'm still holding back my urine, I just want to do it first, then he grabs the man's arm, whimpering like a small animal.
With a low laugh, Chang Qin carried Chen You to the bedroom, made him a milk bath, and soaked it all night.