The next day, Chen You was still a person, not a dead bird.
Thank God, thank you, thank fate, and of course, most importantly, thank his fourth child.
There was a sound beside the pillow. Chang Qin stretched out an arm and rubbed it on Chen You's hair, "Good morning, wife."
Chen went back early again, turned his head back by the way, and took a sip on the man's mouth. He didn't take a shower until dawn, and his body became weak after soaking for too long. He only fell asleep after eating a piece of chocolate. He didn't brush his teeth, sorry. Bo for too long, afraid of being rejected.
As soon as he backed away, he was pushed back and kissed for a long time.
Chang Qin scratched Chen You's nose and joked, "What are you hiding from? Shy?"
Chen smacked his lips again, they were all swollen, he glanced at the man, with a hint of obsequiousness in the corner of his eyes, "I haven't brushed my teeth yet."
Chang Qin chuckled, "I can still kiss you even if you don't brush your teeth for a few days, a week, or a month."
Can we still play together? Not at all, Chen Youlu surrendered with a face, "Okay brother, stop talking, I know you love me, but I hate myself."
Chang Qin pinched his chin and looked at him, "What do you look like?"
Chen You was taken aback for a while, and wanted to say, aren't your eyes open, why don't you ask me? After thinking about it, I realized that what the other party asked might be the real him. Well, it can't be finished in one or two sentences.
"I, one word, handsome, two words, very handsome, three words, very handsome, four words, handsome."
Chang Qin's face twitched slightly, "Don't make trouble."
Alright, let’s make a fuss for you, Chen You got serious with him, “I am 183 in height and 72 in weight. I have a mole on the left corner of my eye, which is not dark in color. There is a cinnabar mole on each of my wrists, my hair is very light, and my arms and legs are bald."
His legs turned up under the quilt, shaking habitually, "My relatives and buddies all say that my eyes are like my mother, the end of the eyes is upwards, my nose is like my father, and I am most satisfied with the high bridge of the nose. My nose and mouth are neither thick nor thin, the trouble is that my mouth is very dry in winter, and my mouth is prone to peeling, so I need to wear lip balm, for men."
"Okay, now it's time to get to the point. My face is very resolute. Really, I'm a puppy who lied to you."
Chang Qin closed his eyes, combined the numbers in his mind, and slowly a face and a figure appeared. He chuckled, "It's really handsome."
Chen You was beaming with pride, "That's right, I'm a class grass."
Chang Qin asked hoarsely, "Bancao, what are your hobbies?"
Chen also said, "You know, I like to play games, sleep until I wake up naturally, eat snacks, drink Coke, sing "Nunchaku", sometimes breakdance, cook, write some calligraphy, Playing the harmonica and playing the guitar to tease a girl, I’m in a good mood, and I’ll move out of the sewing machine at home and change clothes and pants.”
Chang Qin grabbed a message, "Pick up a girl?"
Chen You twisted his face, and pinched the man's shoulders doglikely, "It's just a matter of saying."
Chang Qin was expressionless.
Chen You was swearing in his heart, shit, he was fine just now, but suddenly he showed a dead face to show someone, he pursed his lips and said, "Really, I'm gay."
Chang Qin had a half-smile, "Really?"
"No, no," Chen Youzhen was convinced, "I'm not gay, I'm only hard on one person."
Chang Qin asked, "Who?"
Chen also said, "Of course it's someone I like. He has many identities. He is a boss, a handsome boy, a general, a senior, a swordsman, a father, a director, and a restaurant owner. How about it? Is it great?"
Chang Qin's complexion finally cleared from the rainstorm, "Well, it's amazing."
Hehe, Chen You stretched out his hand and hooked the man's neck, "My man has a big gold man, super cute."
Chang Qin was amused by his words, "Like a child."
Chen You breathed a sigh of relief, the man was indeed a big boy, he wanted to be coaxed, he shuddered, and remembered something very serious, "The system said that if I messed with you, I would turn into a bird, I kept doing it last night, and I didn't stop However, I have not changed now, do you think I will always be a human? Or will I become a bird at a certain point in time?"
This is what Chen You said, and what came out was "big, big, big."
Fuck, the system is doing something.
It was so embarrassing, Chen put his hot face back under the quilt again, he needed to be quiet, and called the system to ask for clarification.
The system came out slowly, "More than ten times."
Chen rolled his eyelids again, carefully counting how many times he did it last night, five times, or six times, he asked the system.
The system said, "All parts below the eyes are shielded, how many times have I said that?"
Chen pouted again, "Brother, I was wrong."
He poked his head out and asked himself a man, "Do you remember, how many times did we have sex last night?"
Chang Qin really gave a clear answer, "Eight times."
How many? Chen You's tongue was tied, "Eight eight eight eight times?"
Chang Qin raised his eyebrows, "Press?"
Chen You sighed deeply, "I'm just feeling that the limit of human beings is to be surpassed."
He calculated his kindness value, and it was quite a lot. Last night, he used a dozen chrysanthemum spirits, and his kindness value was only reduced by a fraction.
The fourth child is very loyal to him, he was given three side missions, and he gained a lot of kindness points, and the subsequent zeros are uncountable, and he was given a back door to become a human.
Knife mouth tofu heart, he likes it.
Chen sent another meme to the system, turned over and lay on the man's chest, and then rolled over to the other side. After soaking in the milk bath all night, his brain was not broken, and he still remembered where his slippers were.
Standing on the ground, Chen You felt a little fluttering. One was that his legs were weak, and the other was that he had been a bird for several months, which was a little unreal. He held on to the wall and stood there for a while before brushing his teeth and washing his face.
Chang Qin put his hands behind his head, and followed Chen You with his hot eyes, "Are you leaving now?"
Chen Youheng, come two more times, and the me in front of you will turn back into a big black bird. I really don't want to, so let's delay those two times, I'm sorry.
Chang Qin rubbed his forehead, lifted the quilt and got out of bed, and followed him to the bathroom.
The next moment, the sound of Chen You slaughtering a pig sounded in the bathroom, it was over, it was over, it was over, twice was reduced to one, and the sense of crisis was overwhelming.
Angrily, he bit the man hard.
Chang Qin snorted, grabbed Chen You's hair, and pushed him against the door, onto him.
More than two hours later, Chang Qin came out of the bathroom. After eating a hearty breakfast, his brows and eyes were full of satisfaction. He went to the balcony to get a mop, "Stay inside and don't move around."
The tiled floor was wet, this puddle of water, that puddle of water, how could Chen You dare to move around, he lay on the side of the sink, looked closer at the person in the mirror, no matter how amazing he was, no, But when the facial features are put together and lie on the face, people can't take their eyes off it.
This is probably the so-called beauty beyond description.
Chen You touched his teeth with his tongue. Fuck, his tongue was broken, and his mouth was broken. He was insane.
He pulled up his pants, pulled them down again, carefully avoided the water on the ground, and moved to the toilet. He held back his urine for a long time, which gave him the illusion of being absorbed. , Bladder burst at any time.
Holding back urine is harmful to health, cherish life and stay away from holding back urine.
Chang Qin came to mop the floor and urged Chen You to brush his teeth and wash his face, "What do you want to eat?"
Chen You stuffed the toothbrush into his mouth, "I want to eat crab roe buns."
Chang Qin's brows twitched. He couldn't do this. He pinched a piece of skin on the back of Chen You's neck, planted a strawberry, and drove to the street to buy it.
After breakfast, the two of them got tired of watching movies at home and didn't go anywhere.
Whether to be a man or a bird, the last time is short, and Chen You is determined not to mess with Chang Qin, and he disagrees with life and death.
Chang Qin had been abstaining for more than ten years. Once he had an appetite, he was a scourge. It was impossible to feed him in one night. He grabbed Chen You's ankle and fished hard at him.
Chen You struggled, he couldn't say anything, it was a restriction, he could only change the subject in a hurry, "Have you brushed the dung board yet?"
Chang Qin had already fished the man in front of him, kissed his face, "Throw it away."
Chen raised his head again, his eyes widened, "Throw it away? Why did you throw it away?!"
"Didn't you already..."
Chang Qin stopped kissing Chen You suddenly, he raised his eyelids, and asked in a low voice, "Are you going to change back?"
Chen could not nod or shake his head, he could only blink.
Chang Qin's eyebrows were covered with a deep haze, and his expression was terrifying, "It has something to do with the number of times we have sex, ten times is a stuck point?"
Chen You was full of admiration, and couldn't help but want to give a thumbs up, a genius is a genius, I thought of it so quickly, yes, that's right, so I can't let you do it, at least not now, I just became a human, you let me Let me relive the feeling of being a human being.
I'm really afraid that after being a bird for a long time, when I go home, I will unconsciously reach into the plate to grab food, and I will use my mouth to peck things, that would be a tragedy.
Chang Qin's lips drew a terrifying arc, which was fleeting. He stood up and said, "Change your clothes and take you out."
Chen You was dragged to the bedroom by the man, took a T-shirt and trousers from the closet and put on them, a scolding voice suddenly sounded in his head, and he looked so angry that he was smoking, "Crazy."
He straightened his collar, "Who are you talking about?"
The system said, "You man."
Chen You sneaked a look at the man who combed his hair, "What's wrong with him?"
The system, "Tell him, if you do things again, there will be no back door. Then he can't help it, just play with you from the black bird. I'll see if he can still be happy, hehe, hehehe."
The smile is so perverted, Chen You's eyes twitched, and he said to the system nicely, "You turn off my restrictions, and I promise to give him a compulsory family education."
The system said, "I can't turn it off, I don't have that right."
Chen You said solemnly, "There is no other way, let's pray together."
system,"… "
Chen You licked his lips, he has self-knowledge, he doesn't know how many things are in his man's head, his IQ is very different, he is not even qualified for an opponent, and he is too lazy to guess. Ass.
Anyway, as long as you know that his man loves him very much, that's fine.
Chang Qin took Chen out again. There were too many people, and his attention would be distracted. His desire could be suppressed. If only the two of them were at home, no later than noon, the tenth time would definitely pass.
Today is Monday, the idle crowd on the street is the least day of the week, just finished the weekend, busy.
Chen You put his hands in his pockets, smiling, lazy and attractive.
Chang Qin frowned, regretting bringing this person out, thinking that it would be the same as Hei Niao's time, and he would not be seen.
Chen You pulled the man, "I want a Coke."
Chang Qin went to buy him a small bottle, "Where do you want to go?"
Chen unscrewed the bottle cap again, "I can do anything, just take a walk on the street."
Chang Qin couldn't do it, he couldn't see others staring at his baby, and after a little thought, he took him to the aquarium, a zoo where there were few people.
The length of time that childlike innocence exists varies from person to person, and Chen You has lived through several worlds, and there is still no shortage.
Whether it's an aquarium or a zoo, he can play out his own set of fun, and can infect the people around him, making the corners of the other party's lips rise unconsciously, and have fun together.
Chen You grimaced at the gorilla on the rockery, and said to the man, "Nature is so amazing, each species has its own language, you know, birds have straight intestines, pull them after eating, eat them after pulling, you Ever wondered how birds spend their days?"
Chang Qin said, "Not curious."
Chen Youyou glared at the man resentfully. He hated playing cards against common sense the most. He turned his head and said, "The birds in the garden are all obsessed with you, no matter if they are male or female. They regard you as a male god and say that you are everyone. of."
Chang Qin said calmly, "I will tell them when I get back, thanks for your love."
Chen You, "..."
His mouth was kissed, he swished left and right, but fortunately no one saw him, "It's outside, pay attention."
Chang Qin breathed heavily, "Then go to the car."
Chen You looked at the man warily and almost hugged his chest, "I won't go."
Chang Qin made a gesture to kiss again, he leaned back, his face was still a bit thin, "Go, go."
The two left the zoo, kissed and hugged for a long time in the car, but nothing happened, poor thing, urgently needed something to comfort and comfort.
Chang Qin went to get Chen You a grilled sausage to eat.
The sausage has been kept in the bag, without any dust, and it is still very fresh, with some white sesame seeds sprinkled on it, and a lot of sweet sauce, it looks very appetizing, not like the dirty ones from other houses .
Chen You leaned over, and a scent came out of his nostrils. He opened his mouth to take a bite, and it was quite delicious, so he put most of a grilled sausage in and ate the white sesame seeds on it.
After eating, Chen You's mouth was filled with the smell of grilled sausage, so he insisted on pulling Chang Qin to share it with him.
Chang Qin's face turned dark, "It smells bad."
Chen Youheng, he has never eaten anything good at first glance. Roast sausage, isn't it the same taste, could it be the same taste as chicken leg, roast duck and roast goose
He drank water to moisten his throat and clear the smell in his mouth, "I'll treat you to dinner when I go back tonight."
Chang Qin piled up the young man's head, "Don't eat it."
After screwing up the mineral water and throwing it on the chair, Chen You leaned on the man's broad shoulders, blew into his ear, and hummed resentfully, "Are you so hungry, Brother You made you grilled sausage..."
With a twitch at Chang Qin's temples, he immediately grabbed the naughty man and pressed his arms to gag his mouth.
It was only after it was over that he remembered that the other party had just eaten grilled sausages, and was suffocated by that unpleasant smell again.
At noon, Chang Qin drove Chen You to Sauvignon Blanc for dinner. As soon as they entered, the atmosphere of the restaurant changed.
Cheng Mingming was leaning against the wall to check WeChat, he only raised his head when he heard whispers, and just glanced casually, his eyes almost popped out.
The man came, and he brought a beauty with him.
To other people, they only think of it as a relationship of friendship. Cheng Mingming of One Country doesn't think so. He smells something familiar from the two of them, and it seems that they are hooked up.
Cheng Mingming looked at that beauty with envious eyes. He was so busy in the restaurant that he rarely had the chance to strike up a conversation. He didn't expect someone to be there first, and the other party's conditions were no worse than his own.
Ignoring those gazes, Chen You propped his chin and talked to Chang Qin, asking what he wanted to eat and drink. It was not the first time he came here, but it was the first time he sat on the chair in a serious manner, The square sees people and is watched by others.
After Chang Qin ordered the dishes, he asked the staff to go down.
Before leaving, the employees took a look at the people brought by the boss, which was really nice.
Chen didn't expect to be any better when he became a human. Think about it, he was originally a big black bird, but he was still dead, ugly, smelly, and dirty.
He winked at Chang Qin, how about it, I didn't embarrass you, did I
Chang Qin glanced at Chen You, who didn't know how seductive he was, and was still there, "Seduce me again, and I won't have to eat."
Chen ignored it again.
After two people have been together for several lifetimes, they will inadvertently reveal many clues of their deep love for each other, which cannot be hidden.
When eating, Chen You would give Chang Qin all the vegetables. He didn't like to eat them, only meat.
Without raising his eyebrows, Chang Qin ate the green vegetables with rice grains stuck to them, which were still stained with saliva that didn't belong to him, but he didn't dislike it at all, and even the breath on his body was gentle.
Chen You is a real foodie. Once he gets high, he will eat with his arms open, and he will not pay attention to some details, such as the water glass that may be knocked over in his hand, and the vegetable soup in his mouth.
Chang Qin can always deal with it for him in the first time.
They are far away, can't hear the content, only see the two talking and laughing, the always expressionless boss looks at the beauty with gentle eyes, as if pampering a child, pampering to an unbelievable kind Even if the other party asked for a piece of his body, he would dig it without hesitation.
This scene has exposed their relationship, which is a world that no one can set foot in, only the two of them.
Cheng Mingxing, who had been standing at the corner and did not show up, looked at the table. She clenched her fingers, turned around silently, and returned to her office. She passed an employee on the way, and did not miss the sympathetic gaze of the other party. .
Cheng Mingxing was about to close the door when he heard Cheng Mingming's voice from the left, "Sister, you like the boss."
His tone was firm, not questioning.
Cheng Mingxing's eyes were still red, and he couldn't hide his embarrassment, "What nonsense?"
Cheng Ming shrugged, "I'm not talking nonsense, you see the boss making an intimate move towards that person, you are jealous, sad, and envious."
Pulling him into the office, Cheng Mingxing became furious and said in a low voice, "Cheng tomorrow, what do you want to do?"
Cheng Mingtian sighed and said, "Sister, I'm not worth it for you. How long have you been with the boss? What about that person, he just showed up. Why can he easily get what you want?"
Cheng Mingxing lowered his eyelids, "I have my own discretion."
She warned, "Just mind your own business and don't make it difficult for your sister."
Cheng Mingtian sighed again, "Sister, you are too passive, if you like someone, you should take the initiative."
"What should be done and what should be said should not be missed, otherwise how will the other party know your intentions."
Cheng Mingxing said for a while, "You are still a child, what can you know..."
All these years, she had been careful to hide it, for fear that the man would find out and dare to open his mouth.
Lovers can't make it, but friends, subordinates and subordinates can always see each other.
Cheng Mingming's eyes rolled, "Sister, although I am younger than you, I can't count the people I have dated with on one hand."
He smiled and said, "I hope sister you can be happy."
"Stop talking, you still think I'm annoying if I talk too much, I won't be here this afternoon, my head hurts a bit, please take half a day off."
Cheng Mingxing worriedly shouted at the boy, "Tomorrow, don't talk nonsense with other people.
"Don't worry, sister, I'm your younger brother, and I'm on your side."
Cheng Ming didn't look back, his face was gloomy, he gritted his teeth, his eyes were full of unwillingness.
He had never missed a shot before, and he didn't want to give up so easily.
Cheng will go to the bathroom to smoke tomorrow. A man with Chang Qin's condition has an irresistible charm. Just smelling the other person's breath can drive him crazy.
There will never be another one in this life.
Cheng Mingxing calmed down in the office, went out after hesitating, "Boss, who is this?"
Chang Qin was short and straightforward, "I love you."
The smile on Cheng Mingxing's face froze, and forced it out again. She spoke incoherently, "I didn't listen to you... not... the boss... he is... you are all..."
Chang Qin interrupted, "Star, this is my private matter."
Cheng Mingxing's face paled a little, "I'm sorry, I was rude."
She bit her lip and greeted the person opposite, "Hello."
Chen sent a smiling face again, "Manager Cheng."
Cheng Mingxing looked at the young man with a smile on his face, and pressed his fingernails on the palm of his hand, "Then don't disturb me, you all take your time, and call me if you need something."
After the pretty woman left, Chen You winked at the man, on purpose, bring me here and give the dog food to your employees, and block another peach blossom.
Chang Qin raised his eyes.
Chen stretched out his foot again and rubbed against him.
Chang Qin's breathing became chaotic, and his eyes suddenly became dark.
Thinking of the grilled sausage that he had just eaten, Chen swallowed again. Eating too much of that stuff is not harmful to the body, nor is it beneficial.
One is enough for today, and he doesn't want to eat another one. He is afraid that the man will take him to eat when he is happy, so he got up quickly and went to the bathroom.
In the corridor, Cheng Mingxing stood there, "Sir, can I ask you a question?"
Chen said again, "You ask."
Cheng Mingxing asked, "How long have you known my boss?"
Chen thought about it again, "It's been a long time."
Cheng Mingxing thought that the other party was lying, so she casually said a vague number. Her tone was a little mean, "How long is a long time? Months? Years?"
Chen Youxin said that it was too early, for several lifetimes, he had limitations, he couldn't say anything, so he just said casually, "I've known each other since we were young."
Cheng Mingxing raised his head abruptly, and met the young man's black and white eyes, which were clean and without falsehood.
Her body swayed, and she couldn't help feeling bitter. The only place where she was confident that she could win was also lost, and she had nothing to say.
Chen Youyue went to the bathroom through the celebrity, and the smell of cigarettes was on his face. He met his sister first, and then his younger brother. The siblings made an appointment, right
Cheng Mingming leaned against the wall to smoke, and looked at the young man who came in through the smoke, his eyes were presumptuous and provocative.
Chen You didn't really like being watched when he was peeing, so he lost all interest in hush, so he hurriedly dripped a few drops, tidied up and went to wash his hands.
A voice came from behind, "You are gay."
Chen You washed his hands and didn't respond, buddy, pretend to be struck by lightning, be careful.
Cheng Mingming walked over and pressed the young man from behind, "Where are you and your boss?"
Chen You was still washing his hands, he shook the water off his hands slowly, and laughed, "Boy, who are you?"
"It doesn't matter who I am." Cheng Mingming breathed into the young man's ear, "Why don't you try with me?"
Chen You spit out a word, "You?"
He turned around, pushed the boy back, cast his eyelids down in disdain, and laughed loudly, "A kid with no hair yet, what are you playing with? Let's go home and do two questions to calm down."
Cheng Mingming pressed on again, but was kicked away by Chen You, "I have done messy things at your age, so don't be obsessed with it."
Unprepared, Cheng Ming staggered two steps before he stabilized his body, and immediately showed an angry face.
Chen You copied it in his pocket, and said slowly, "This is Sauvignon Blanc. You are a part-time worker, and the one outside is the boss. Don't blame me for not reminding you."
Cheng Ming changed his face, spat on the ground, went to pee in silence, and left without washing his hands.
Chen You snorted, "Someone is kind to you, you can't see it with your dog eyes, you always think about what you can't reach, but in the end you can't get anything."
After that day, Cheng didn't go to the restaurant tomorrow, and went for other plans.
Chen You didn't care about other things, what the hell, he just took a shower, forgot to close the door, and a wild animal broke in.
In the middle of the matter, when I changed the way in the middle, the beauty with long legs, thin waist and hips disappeared, and a big black bird lay on the ground.
A rush of blood rushed to Chang Qin's mind, his complexion was very ugly, his eyes were extremely terrifying, and he wanted to eat people.
Chen shouted at him again, "Big, big, big."
Fuck, blame me? You know that you can't do it for the tenth time, and you can't persist after more than a month. Now it's all right, let's sleep with the big black bird.
You have to buy a dung board again, do you think you can do it
Chang Qin closed his eyes and took a bath for the black bird.
Chen Siiniao shook his bird's feathers, and his body was covered in milky white shower gel. He flew up, and the shower gel covered a man.
Come on, hurt each other!
Chang Qin's veins came out, and he couldn't do anything with a big black bird. He stepped in and took a shower.
When the anger subsided, Chang Qin hugged the black bird and sighed, "It's not fun."
Chen patted his chest with his paw again, I didn't enjoy it too much, let's talk about it next time.
I threw away a batch of dung boards and bird toys, and bought another batch.
Chang Qin said that Chen You would soon become a human being.
Chen is a little scared again, brother, don't make trouble anymore, okay, you fight with the fourth child, I... I must help you.
But it is absolutely impossible for me to just sit back and watch you kill the fourth child.
It's still me who is in trouble.
Once the hot summer is over, it is autumn, the temperature drops and the leaves are golden.
Chen You and Chang Qin went to the mountain to look at the maple leaves, which were so red that they spread all over the floor.
He passed Chang Qin one by one with his mouth, "Great."
Put it away, when I go back, I will make a photo album for you when I become a human, and put the maple leaves in it, it will look good.
Chang Qin understood what the black bird meant, so he squatted down to pick it up.
Chen Youfei went up to a high place, and he could see the scenery in the mountains at a glance. From afar, he saw a girl sketching from life, so he flew over curiously.
The girl wore black-rimmed glasses and looked quite quiet. She was wearing a gray thick-knit sweater and a knitted red and white plaid shawl over her shoulders, which was a bit thick for this season.
Chen You was in a daze on the tree and wanted to leave. When he flew past the girl, he took a look and found a piece of drawing paper on the green drawing board, the four corners were fixed by nails of different colors.
On the drawing paper is a tree with a black bird on it.
Chen You was startled, and he went to see the girl again, only to realize that the girl's complexion was very bad, and her lips had no color.
At this time, a pair of middle-aged men ran over in a panic and said to the girl, "The doctor told you to stay in bed, why did you sneak out again?"
The girl said, "Mom and Dad, I want to come out and get some air."
One of the two middle-aged men cleaned up the drawing board, and the other went to help the girl, chattering with red eyes.
Chen You thought to himself, most likely he was seriously ill and would not live long.
He flew behind the three of them, and when the middle-aged woman mentioned a name, he immediately showed a puzzled expression.
The seriously ill girl is the cousin of the scumbag in the second side mission last time.
Chen asked the address of the system again, and flew to the scumbag's company. Coincidentally, the company was diagonally opposite Sauvignon Blanc.
In the office, the scumbag was sitting on a leather chair, playing with his assistant.
She wasn't depressed at all because of the man's departure.
Chen was flying around the office again, he was a little speechless, he was so scumbag that it was unreasonable, and he couldn't even see him, it really is everyone's life.
Who knows what God thinks.
Chen You was afraid that Chang Qin would be worried if he couldn't find him, so he didn't stay long, turned around and flew out of the window.
The scumbag frowned, "Xiao Wang, what happened, where did the bird feathers come from on the table?"
The assistant raised his head to look, his red eyes opened, but he didn't find any bird feathers on the table. He thought it was a man making things difficult for him, for fear of being beaten.
"Boss, general manager, then I'll go out first."
The scumbag said coldly, "What does it look like to give up halfway, and leave after finishing."
The assistant sniffed and continued to work.
That happened two or three months ago, Chen Youfei was in the air, and the wind he drank had the unique taste of winter.
One morning, Chen You went to the restaurant with Chang Qin. When he had nothing to do, he went to play diagonally opposite, squatting on the table at the front desk of the office building, counting people bored.
There was a group of people anxiously waiting for the elevator in front of the elevator. It was 8:58, and the elevator was still on the negative floor. If they didn't come up, they would be late.
Let’s be late, look at the company’s uniform, some companies are okay, some companies are more troublesome, it will affect the mood of a day at least, and affect the mood of a month at the worst.
A man ran over in a panic. As soon as the elevator opened, he immediately grabbed his briefcase, said sorry, and jumped into the elevator.
The man took a breath, "Fortunately, we caught up."
The moment before the elevator door closed, Chen found that the man glanced at him.
The two girls at the front desk were chatting, and one said to the other, "The circle of friends is maxed out today. At ten o'clock last night, an employee on the third floor committed suicide by jumping off the building."
"I was shocked when I saw it. Fortunately, I work at the front desk, so I don't have to work overtime until late every day."
"It's not just overtime, but also all night, without a penny. Hey, who would jump off the building unless it is a last resort."
"The general manager hasn't arrived at the company yet, and something happened today."
Chen Youfei went to the girl's place to look at his mobile phone. The person in the photo was the man who squeezed the elevator just now.
His scalp is numb, and the scumbag probably won't have the time to play to his heart's content this time.
Not long after, two middle-aged men entered the building and said that we were so-and-so parents and came to get our son's things.
The front desk said wait a minute, and she called to report that so-and-so's parents came to get things.
A very fat man came down, not a scumbag.
The father who lost his son said, "Boss, please settle my son's salary."
The very fat man said, "Your son has worked ten days in total this month, and he was late on four days. According to our company's system, he must be late for less than 15 minutes and no more than three times. Your son's situation has seriously violated the system. "
The implication is that there is no money.
The old man's face was full of furrows, "My son still works overtime every day!"
The fat man said, "Uncle, what did you say? I told you about the system. It's a matter of black and white. As for overtime, everyone has signed a voluntary form."
He calmed down, "To tell you the truth, the uniform is determined by the boss, uncle, I also work for others, so I can't make the decision."
The old father wanted to say something, but the woman shook her head at him holding her son's belongings, forget it, the son is dead, so don't make a fuss over this little money, lest the son go badly.
God knows what you did.
Not long after the parents left, the scumbag came to the company.
Chen looked again, he still looked like a dog.
The scumbag walked towards the special elevator, but he stopped suddenly, glanced at Chen You, his already gloomy face became even more ugly, and shouted, "Where is the dead bird, drive it away!"
The front desk looked at each other.
They looked back and forth, left and right, dead bird? No.
Chen flapped his wings again. He scolded God a few months ago. It seemed that it was all a misunderstanding.
God has its own set of measurement methods, and everyone has to follow its way.
Take your time, everyone has a share.
Chen Youfei came out of the building, and the bird's feathers kept falling. Fuck it, I don't know if it's because of the season. What's the matter? His hair loss is very serious.
When Chang Qin woke up in the morning, the first thing he did was stroke the feathers on his back and kiss him on the forehead, and the second thing he did was to twist the feathers on the bed.
Chen You was worried, if this continued, he would turn into a bald bird.
At the entrance of the restaurant, Cheng Mingxing saw off an old customer. She was about to go back when she saw a piece of black bird feathers swirling, slowly floating on the clothes on her chest.
Cheng Mingxing looked up, but she didn't see any birds. She looked at the bird feathers strangely, but they were ordinary bird feathers.
Watching the woman throw the bird feathers on the ground, Chen You was stunned for a while. He flew to the stop sign of the restaurant and squatted down, asking the system in his heart, "Why can stars see my bird feathers but not me?" ?”
The system asked, "How many did you see?"
Chen couldn't understand, "Is there a difference?"
The system said yes, "If it's one, it means the other party won't live for a year, if it's two, it means it won't live for half a year, if it's three, it means more than three months."
Chen You was dumbfounded when he heard it, "So, my dead bird is very cute?"
The system said, "No, it has nothing to do with you, it's the other party."
Chen You, "..."
At ten o'clock in the morning, Chang Qin came out of the restaurant and took Chen You shopping. He sat down on a bench by the side of the road, put the bag in his hand aside, and spread it out.
Chen You stood by the bag and pecked at the popcorn to eat. It was delicious and had a milky smell. The chefs in that shop were very skilled.
"Big big big."
"I will not eat."
Chang Qin stroked the black bird's tail, probably because the hair on the tail is smoother and feels good to the touch, he couldn't put it down.
Even the dead breath on Blackbird's body is not so disgusting anymore, shedding hair is a big deal now.
Chen shivered again, what the hell, don't be shameless.
Chang Qin withdrew his hand and swiped his phone with his legs folded, arousing the fiery attention of the girls around him.
After pecking off a small part of the popcorn, Chen wanted to go to the bathroom again, so he flew to the trash can next to him, "Big."
Chang Qin stepped on it, and the trash can opened upwards. Chen Youfei went over, spread his two paws, and pulled it in.
After pulling, Chen You flew onto Chang Qin's lap, pouted his tail, and asked him to wipe his butt.
He is a clean dead bird.