Quick Transmigration: I’m Almost Dead

Chapter 47: I have two widgets (2)

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Chen You was dreaming all night.

In the dream, he was being chased by two huge birds. He rushed into the jungle in a panic, howling while running. The two big birds flapped their wings and flew over his head, stopped in front of him, and suddenly bent down. He hit his head and fell limply to the ground.

Chen woke up again, what a terrible dream.

Wiping the cold sweat from his brow, he asked the system, "There is no distinction between men and women in this world. I am supposed to be male."

System, "You are female."

Chen You's face stinks, are you kidding me? ! "Is that male's two pendants?"

"No," the system said, "Only you are, no one else."

Chen You, "..." I am the only feeling, why can't I feel happy at all.

The whole world is normal, but I am not normal, huh, huh.

He was depressed for a while, and then swallowed the blood in his throat, "I can't be the blood left behind by the Dragon Clan, right?" To bear the burden that others cannot bear.

System, "You are not even a snake."

"..." Chen did not give up, "Then what am I?"

System, "Monster."

"Hehe, I don't believe it," Chen You said to himself, with a learned tone, "I think I am either a dragon or a snake."

He grabbed his sleeves and looked at his arms. It was very likely that the skin would molt at some point, and then he touched his head. Maybe one day when he woke up, a horn would grow out.

People still have to have the spirit of self-entertainment.

Chen moved his legs again, and the two pendants swayed with his movements. To be honest, they were a bit heavy and hindered.

He thought about not letting it go at all, but he couldn't do it, it should be very painful, he guessed.

"44, I don't want pendants in the next world."

System, "What did you say?"

Chen Youhaha, "Did I speak? No, I didn't say anything just now."

system,"… "

Chen stood up again, and the fruit in his arms fell to the ground. He kept it tight last night for breakfast in the morning.

This thin and thin body is already malnourished, and if he doesn't eat breakfast, he can faint from playing with him in minutes.

At this time, a pair of eyes came from the opposite side and landed on the fruit.

The prince is also a mortal, he didn't eat two meals, he was hungry.

But he has a whole body of pride, he will not open his mouth, waiting for the offering.

Chen You pretended not to see, grabbed the fruit, rubbed it casually, and then it was eaten.

Bai Xue's face turned blue and red, and he swallowed unconsciously, feeling even more embarrassed.

This ugly monster doesn't even know how to be afraid, and doesn't know how to please him, it seems stupid.

Chen You leaned against the iron railing, really, after one night, there was nothing to scare him.

But having said that, in this world, he doesn't have to worry about someone else's big bird. He has one, a pair of beautiful twin brothers.

Thinking about it this way, it seems pretty good

Chen twitched the corner of his mouth again, what a terrible thought, I must be poisoned.

"What about my special skills, why don't I feel them?"

System, "Not in time."

Chen You asked curiously, "What is it about?"

System, "Eat."

Chen thought for a while and said, "Am I a bottomless pit?"

The system was silent for a while, "Almost."

Chen You was not satisfied, "Why isn't it a skill in terms of force? I want to be able to pass through walls, burrow, teleport, read minds, become invisible, invulnerable, and live forever."

System, "Wake up."

Chen You pouted, "If you want me to take care of it, I won't wake up."

A sound came to his ears. He turned his head and saw Bai Xue rubbing his wrist, making an uncomfortable sound from his mouth, as if he had twisted it.

It was too dark last night, and he was stunned by the big pendant. Chen You didn't look carefully at the boy's face. Now that he looked at it, it didn't look like much. If he was put in the little fresh meat of the film and television industry, he would definitely be buried.

In this way, he can become the most beautiful in the clan, he refuses to accept it.

"Young master, do you want to give you a hand?"

Bai Xue looked disgusted, and her eyes were full of three words "you deserve it too"

Chen You raised his eyebrows, yo, you have such a temper, Snow White, let me tell you, you have completely lost my little friend this time.

In the future, you will have to ask for more blessings.

Not long after, the man in the military uniform came over again, this time not with food, but with Chen You and Bai Xue.

Walking through a damp and cold corridor, Chen saw the light again.

Looking around, they are all young and strong soldiers, lined up in rows, walking and saluting.

Chen sighed again, so handsome.

He couldn't help but think of the camouflage uniform issued by the university's military training, which he kept preciously at the bottom of the closet. Like most boys, he also has a soldier's dream.

"Walk!"

Chen came back to his senses again. He followed the team and was brought into a spacious and bright hall together with Bai Xue.

As soon as they entered, many eyes cast their gazes over, followed by unscrupulous comments.

Some said that the number one beauty of the Bai nationality was actually a frail little dwarf who looked like he had no hair at all. They teased each other, one asked if you want it, the other said I don’t want it, and asked him if he wanted it, like playing football play.

Others said that the little dwarf had to be put together with the first ugly, otherwise he would not be the first beauty.

Bai Xue clenched her fists, her expression full of shame and anger.

Being insulted in front of his clansmen was still the ugliest one, the one he didn't even look at, made him want to die.

However, Chen You had a calm face the whole time, because he was very smart to let the system block his hearing in advance.

These people are high-ranking officials and dignitaries, and they can't be asked to eat feces from their mouths.

His face was set off by a bunch of handsome guys with legs and waists, and he couldn't see it. Unless the people present were blind, there would be no one not to spray.

In fact, as Chen You thought, they came here to see how ugly the first ugliness was. Now that they saw people, they felt that their visit was not in vain.

People are ugly, and ridicule is inevitable. Some said that turning off the lights makes them all the same, while others said that taking them home can drive away ghosts.

This is audible, and more is completely inaudible. When Bai Xue looked sideways, she immediately showed disbelief, amazed at the ugly mentality and determination.

The laughter suddenly stopped, and three people came in at the door. The distance of their steps showed that they were a superior and two subordinates.

The leader was a man in a white military uniform with a medal on his shoulders. He was tall, mighty, sharp-edged, and vividly displayed the words uniform temptation.

Chen You's eyesight was not blocked, and he saw it.

The appearance of this person is 1800 times better than that of Baixue, and if he stands next to him with average looks, he will feel ashamed.

An ugly guy like Chen You was too embarrassed to stand over him.

To say that this is the number one beauty, Chen You is convincing.

At this time, Bai Xue's face was like a peach blossom, eagerly waiting to be picked and eaten.

A screen suddenly appeared above the man's head, and the text being input - Lei Ming, Lei's eldest son, the youngest major general, unmarried.

Chen You twitched the corner of his mouth, Major General Lei Ming, hello, I'm here.

He asked the system to restore his hearing. There was no sound, and the hall was extremely silent.

The man's powerful aura spread out, pressing on everyone's heads, making them afraid to take any action.

A deep and thick voice sounded, "What's the matter?"

A young man took a step forward, "Report to the major general, there are only two remaining Bai captives, and one of them is the youngest son of the Bai chief."

Lei Ming glanced at Bai Xue.

Bai Xue's cheeks were flushed, and her eyes were full of water. He looked straight at the man, expecting, waiting.

Lei Ming just looked away at one glance, showing no interest.

Bai Xue lowered her head, revealing a section of her white and slender neck, which broke with a light pinch. He said softly, "Major General, I admire you very much."

Lei Ming spoke condescendingly, "Do you worship the person who destroyed your race?"

Bai Xue froze, her face flushed, and she was speechless.

Now he can't do much by himself, it's not too much to think about his own future.

Everyone looked contemptuous, it's really fantastic to want to get a major general with you like this.

Lei Ming called out a name, "Dill."

The young man named Dill had a bitter face, "Major General, I have a tigress in my house, he will eat me."

Everyone laughed.

A middle-aged man with a fat body said, "I want it!"

Lei Ming raised his finger.

Bai Xue's fate was settled, he staggered a step with a pale face, looked at Lei Ming full of hatred and resentment, shook his body, and passed out directly.

He fell at Chen You's feet.

Even so, Chen You was not noticed by Lei Ming.

Logically speaking, it shouldn't be, he is so eye-catching, it's impossible not to see it.

It seems that the bad things are blocked.

Hey, Chen You is just a little black vegetable that no one wants, no one cares about it, and nine times out of ten it will be thrown into a corner, waiting to fend for itself.

His palms were sweating, anxiously thinking about how to attract the target's attention so as to escape this hurdle.

Or should I take off my pants

Look, Major General, I have two pendants that I am very, very, very different, absolutely unique.

In the future, if you have no tasks and are bored at home, we can play with each other by spraying water jets.

If you don’t like water jets, I can also tie the pendant into a knot for you to see. My hands are very nimble, not to mention a hundred kinds, and there must be eighty kinds that are not repeated.

If you don't like this, then it doesn't matter, I two, you alone, we can fight the landlord together.

Accept me, Major General.

The more Chen You made up his mind, the more he wanted to laugh and cry. Damn it, if he turns around and sleeps, the twins will be crushed, right

He looked up, and Lei Ming had finished talking with the two people on the left and right, and was about to leave.

Pulling his finger hard, Chen You shouted in desperation, "Wait—"

This unexpected situation only attracted the attention of individual soldiers. As a target, it must be unusual, and it is impossible to stop because of being ugly.

Chen took another breath, the situation forced him to take off his pants to reveal his two big pendants.

System, "You will scare the target, really."

Chen You, "..."

Seeing that Lei Ming was about to walk out of the hall, he gritted his teeth and ran up.

The author has something to say: There is a reason for existence, really, believe me.

Chen You: I don't believe it.

Daming: I believe it.