Major General Lei Ming took an extremely ugly child home and brought him to some big occasions, looking very concerned.
This matter is not only the uproar in the capital's star biography, but also other planets have heard of it.
One is that the child is ugly and has nothing to say, and the other is that Lei Mingmei has nothing to say.
The two extremes come together to destroy the universe.
The old man heard it from his comrades-in-arms, and the verbal description was uglier. He wanted to ask again, but the other party only asked him to prepare himself mentally.
He was sitting in the hall, the tea was about to bottom out, and his grandson didn't bring anyone down.
The old man wondered, how ugly is it? He called a servant and asked how the child was doing.
The servant was cautious in his words and deeds, apparently having been taught by his master, he did not dare to speak nonsense anymore.
The old man knew that he couldn't hear anything, so he asked people to go down. Anyway, he won't leave if he doesn't see anyone this time.
Upstairs, Lei Ming fished the child out of the bed and gave him a set of clothes.
Chen You was sleepy, "What are you doing?"
When he saw the clothes, he immediately woke up, "Can I go out?"
Lei Ming replied, "Put on clothes."
Chen You smiled, "Yes, major general!"
Lei Ming discovered that a child is a sun, or a summer sun, which glows and glows regardless of whether others need it or not.
After getting dressed, Chen fiddled with the collar around his neck, and fiddled with the rope on the pendant. This was something he had to do every day.
This world is toxic.
Chen You jumped up and down in front of Lei Ming, "Major General, do you think I can do this?"
Lei Ming raised his arm and pressed his palm on the child's head.
Chen couldn't jump up again.
If an adult bullies a child, you are ashamed.
There were footsteps coming from the stairs, and the servants looked there, and saw the young master coming down with a strange boy.
The boy was wearing a simple white dress and trousers. His hair was neither long nor short, pure golden, with a few strands of hair playfully curled.
His neck was long and slender, and his whole body was like the first sprout in spring, stained with dew and exuding vitality.
Getting closer and closer, all the servants stared blankly at the young man. His facial features were exquisite and noble, his skin was as white as milk, his cheeks were tender pink, his lips were soft and moist, and his pupils were watery. of.
As beautiful as a doll, it is also a unique collector's edition of Interstellar.
so beautiful.
The servants resisted touching their hearts, where did this little beauty come from? They have been working here, but the young master brought no one back.
And what about that ugly kid? Have they all gone blind lately
I don't know that the young master brought the little beauty back, or that the young master drove the ugly one away
The old man glanced at the beautiful boy next to his grandson, not knowing what was going on, "Where's the kid? You sent him away?"
"Ming'er, tell grandpa, who is this?" With the young man's appearance, he should not be able to remain unknown, why has he never seen it before.
Lei Ming said lightly, "It's him."
The old man didn't understand his grandson's words, "What did you say?"
Some of the servants understood it, but they subconsciously didn't understand it, because it was really outrageous and unreasonable.
Ugly duckling live version
The young master must be lying, the purpose is to protect the ugly child so that the old man can be sent away.
But... the beauty's expression seems to be exactly the same as that ugly child! Look at the sitting posture, the way the toes are pointing to the ground, and the expression of drooling when seeing the fruit, unable to control the eyes and mouth!
So, is he really alone
The servants held their frightened hearts and went to peek at the little beauty. All of them suffered from selective amnesia, forgetting how they had treated the unbeautiful children before, and they quickly lost their ability to think.
When Chen saw everyone looking at him obsessively, he couldn't get any more excited, "System System, tell me the truth, how beautiful am I?"
The system said, "There is no such thing as a human being."
Chen You, "... damn it!"
Then he must be so beautiful that weeping ghosts and gods.
A servant walked and looked over, accidentally bumped into a wall, and continued to look.
Chen You, "..."
The plot of Su Zhatian that appeared in this kind of advertisement actually appeared. It seems that he will not be able to go out casually in the future.
Otherwise, wherever he goes, there will be a car accident scene, which is terrible.
After a while, the old man listened to his grandson's explanation. He looked at the child with a very complicated expression. He said that he was so ugly that no one could compare, and now he brought him a beautiful one that was dazzling.
It's almost like shedding a layer of skin.
Now it's all right, the words he prepared are useless, the child is so good, he can't bear to speak more seriously.
Chen You said with a smile, "Hello, Grandpa."
When he smiled, he brought colorful sunshine, and the servants around him became a little dizzy, and even the soldiers at the door stared straight.
The old man turned his head and said to his grandson, "Such a cute kid, how can you do it?!"
Lei Ming's face twitched slightly, "He has grown up."
The old man said, "That's a child too!"
Chen overheard it again, and he leaned over and said, "Grandpa, you're an adult when you grow up."
Father, "..."
"Son, do you know what you are doing now?" To put it another way, it would be much worse. The status of a male waiter is another kind of slave, not a spouse.
Chen You hurriedly took the opportunity to brush up his favorability, "I like being with the major general." I really like it. Jin's thighs are so thick that he can't hold them with two hands, so he has to use four.
Lei Ming raised his eyelids upon hearing this.
The old man turned his face away, "You are still young, how do you know what liking is?"
Chen glanced at Lei Ming again, and winked at him secretly, "Grandpa, I know."
Lei Ming also looked at him.
The old man felt that this child was a bit like his grandson, so he couldn't listen to him.
When he left, the old man was still in disbelief, "Ming'er, did you just find a kid from some random family to get away with it?"
Lei Ming said, "I can't find it."
Think about it, the old man, it's really not easy to find something like that.
"Let's hide that child and don't flaunt it around."
Ugly is not ugly anymore, but it is also more beautiful, and going out will cause many unexpected accidents.
Lei Ming hummed. In his eyes, people are a unified module without distinction.
When the child appeared, there was a separate module, which is currently being labeled, and there is also a little red flower.
Chen You wandered around in front of the servants, showing Lao Tzu a look, he must be blind!
The servants bowed their heads, blinded.
After Chen walked around the hall, he went to the garden. The soldiers were very tormented watching their noses, noses, noses and hearts.
After a while, Chen found the target again, and he adjusted himself to the state of a beautiful child, "Little brother, can you give me a mirror?"
Brother Bing's face turned red, and he almost pressed his hand on the optical brain with trembling hands, and the mirror appeared.
Chen You looked at the young man in the mirror, wowing and sighing non-stop, "It's so beautiful."
System statistics, 21 times.
"so beautiful."
Twenty-two times.
"Hey, you said you, why are you so beautiful?"
The system is dead.
Chen turned around in front of the mirror again, and two bloodstains appeared under the nose of Brother Bing beside him.
"..."
Chen You used to be ugly, but Lei Ming took him out, but now he is so beautiful that he is not allowed to go out.
It is also understandable.
Soldiers take it as their duty to maintain world peace. Like him, wild geese will fall from the sky in a daze, let alone ordinary people walking on the ground.
Chen also said that he was talking nonsense, and he was allowed to walk upstairs and downstairs, and he was not allowed to go out of the gate until he used three hundred tricks with Lei Ming.
The adjutant came to report the affairs, and when he saw the young man lying on the railing blowing the wind, even the fluttering hair was beautiful.
After he came back to his senses, he frowned. Has the major general already abandoned that child
Seeing someone coming, Chen You waved his arm, "Adjutant, long time no see."
The adjutant heard the voice, it was familiar, and he stared over in a daze.
The young man trotted and stood in front of him, smiling with his head up, as pure and bright as ever, but with a different face, so beautiful that people dare not look directly at him.
"I, it's me!"
The adjutant looked like hell, what happened to each bite
Chen You smiled, "The major general gave me something to eat, and I became beautiful."
The adjutant thought it was a big joke. He wanted to laugh, but he couldn't.
Because no matter how much a person changes, the soul shining in the eyes will not change.
He was sure that the soul in the body of this young man who was so beautiful that he could confuse people's hearts was the same as that insignificant child.
The adjutant came out of the mess, "What did the major general give you? It's so amazing. Can you give me some and let me take it back for my brother to eat." The younger brother wants to look better and have a good home. To be able to be like this child is also a matter of his mind.
Chen You scratched his face, how should I put it, "It's kind of muddled."
The adjutant immediately asked what the fuzz was.
"I don't know the details," Chen You said, "Why don't you ask?"
The adjutant went to ask, and then came back disheartened.
Chen You suppressed a smile, "How is it?"
The adjutant shook his head, feeling like the major general was about to hit someone if he stayed for a second longer.
Chen You can't do anything, adjutant, I want to help you get a little confused, but I really can't, my appetite has grown, and I can't even control myself.
"You have become like this," the adjutant said calmly, "the major general probably won't let you go out."
Chen You had a bitter face, "Yes."
The adjutant wanted to rub his hair, but stopped in time, it's better not to challenge the major general's bottom line.
After being beautiful, Chen can no longer look in the mirror, because as long as he looks in the mirror, he will be amazed by himself and want to lick it.
While taking a bath, he twisted his waist and sang, "I'm so beautiful, I'm so drunk..."
Outside the door, Lei Ming saw two small white flowers swaying there.