When Chen came out of the shower again, he was fed mush.
He is the same as Zhu Bajie who eats life fruit, he doesn't know what the taste or color of the paste is, so he eats it.
To be honest, he was a little scared. Lei Ming fed him mush, not in spoons, but in pots.
Start with at least one pot.
Only a non-human like him can eat it without feeling full at all.
Normally, Lei Ming and Chen You feed each other vigorously while the other eats vigorously. The division of labor is absolutely clear, and there is no possibility of confusion.
It's a pleasure to cooperate. After tidying up, it's time for each to do their own things.
Lei Ming didn't leave this time.
Chen You was concentrating on tugging at the bunch of hairs on his head, and he didn't have time to worry about anything else.
He didn't pluck his hair well, so he went to bed with his wet hair, put the pillow between his legs, and played with his brain.
Major General Lei Ming completely became invisible.
When changing positions, Chen caught a glimpse of a figure from the back and was shocked, "Damn it, Xiao Ming, why are you still here?"
It's over.
Lei Ming's face couldn't tell if it was anger or something, it wasn't joy anyway.
"daydream?"
Chen Youwei said weakly, "Can it be?"
Lei Ming went over with a slap in the eye.
Chen swallowed again, and he slumped his shoulders, "Major General, I was wrong."
no respond.
Chen You was heartbroken. Lei Ming's study was next door. There were whips and guns in it, but he didn't have anything.
After a while, Lei Ming's voice sounded in the room, "Come here."
Chen crawled over again.
Lei Ming said, "Sit up."
"..."
Chen turned his face away, he didn't want to sit down, hey, I was afraid of being stabbed in the ass.
Lei Ming frowned, "This is an order."
Chen You blurted out, "I'm not a soldier!"
Hehehe, no one can save you, Chen mentally handicapped.
The atmosphere is not very good.
Chen You peeked at the evil thoughts on the top of the man's head. Before he was taken back to Lei's house by the old man, the other party was a dilapidated, miserable child who was chased and bitten by wild beasts and bullied by humans, endlessly.
Evil thoughts take root and sprout in the snowy forests of the earth.
When we arrived at Lei's house, it was another invisible hell. Before men were really strong, they were often underestimated, neglected, and abused.
I don't know who I am, where I came from, why I am different from others, and I am cautious, afraid of being isolated after being discovered, lonely, fearful, and hesitant.
Holding those doubts and negative emotions, Lei Ming has lived to this day.
Chen appeared again.
The lock that cannot be opened finally has a key, and the door to an unknown world has been opened.
Chen You touched the man's head unconsciously, don't be afraid, I'm here, let's be a happy monster couple in the future.
Lei Ming's face was dark, and he said sharply, "What are you doing?"
Chen Zhizhang said, "I don't know, I just want to touch you."
Hearing this, something flashed in Lei Ming's eyes, and one arm was raised.
Chen You lowered his head, let's fight, I have already realized that I am playing to death.
The pain he thought didn't appear, he wanted to raise his head, but was pushed down.
Chen raised his head again and was pressed again, "Major General, are you enjoying yourself?"
Lei Ming said, "Not bad."
Chen rolled his eyes again, "Then can we finish the game and mess with my hairstyle."
Lei Ming, "..."
The next day, Lei Ye's idiot came in a wheelchair. It seemed that he had learned the news from the old man that the clown had turned into a beauty. If he didn't believe it, he had to see it to believe it.
Don't blame him, normal people wouldn't believe it.
When entering the door, Lei Ye saw a butt among the flowers at a glance.
The ass is small and upturned, and can be held by one hand. It is the best among all the butts he has seen.
It was just a butt, and Lei Ye's mouth was dry, so he asked his servant to push him over.
At this time, Lei Ye automatically entered the hunting state, forgetting the purpose of his coming.
He straightened his collar and flashed what he thought was a charming smile, "Little friend."
The kid turned around.
Lei Ye felt that all the precious flowers in the garden could not compare to this little white flower.
He put on a gentle tone, afraid of scaring the children, "What are you doing?"
The corner of Chen You's mouth curved, "Big brother, it's me."
This voice... Damn it, Lei Ye's eyes suddenly went dark, damn it, what grandpa said is true.
Chen blinked again, "You don't know me?"
Lei Ye's eyeballs are wide open, it's very funny, you just changed your fucking shell, I know you're a ghost!
He wiped his face, his eyes couldn't believe it when he saw it.
The former clown was a young man who was so beautiful in front of him that he would be tough just by looking at him.
"Say, are you..."
Chen You suddenly bent over and approached Lei Ye.
Lei Ye was stunned, and the boy's smell rushed over, like the fragrance of milk and the sweetness of fruit.
He swallowed his saliva, wanting to take a bite.
Chen You was next to Lei Ye's ear, hesitating between taking a breath or taking a breath, and he still chose to breathe, "Am I beautiful?"
Lei Ye breathed heavily, "Beautiful."
Chen smiled softly again, "Do you want to fuck me?"
Lei Ye stared at the young man's petal-like lips, "Think."
Chen You said, "Big Brother, what did you say?"
Lei Ye's brain has been successfully eaten by a large number of Zerg, "I said I want to fuck you!"
The servant was pinching him, he turned his head and scolded, "What are you doing, are you courting death?"
Lei Ye caught a glimpse of a figure, and his face turned pale instantly, "Brother."
Lei Ming showed no expression, "Yes."
The corners of Lei Ye's eyes twitched, no good, the eldest brother got angry, he struck first and slapped himself hard.
Damn, let you see a beauty and become an idiot!
"Brother, I was out of my mind just now, maybe there is something wrong with my brain."
Lei Ming said, "Then go to the hospital for an examination as soon as possible."
"I will, thank you for your concern." Lei Ye said, "Goodbye, brother."
He winked at the servant and left quickly.
When passing by Chen You, Lei Ye couldn't help but look at it, fuck, this kid is so fucking beautiful now, the more he looked at it, the more he couldn't help it.
Why didn't he see it then
The eldest brother is indeed the eldest brother.
After finishing the work, Chen was brought into the study by Lei Ming again, where he was criticized.
Lei Ming didn't say a word, the child's pants were too small, and they were tightly attached to him, outlining the curves of his legs beautifully, and when he bent over, his buttocks were extremely alluring.
The child is very smart, even passed.
Chen found that Lei Ming was looking at him. He was a little embarrassed and looked down. Could it be that his legs are thicker
No, it's still pretty, and he wants to touch it.
Lei Ye said with a straight face, "Change your pants."
Chen You is a good boy who saves money, "It's just that the trouser legs are a little short, so they can be worn as cropped trousers."
Lei Ming shouted, "Change!"
Chen You hurriedly took off his pants and changed them.
Lei Ming pinched the child's chin, pressed the corner of his lips with his thumb, and brushed heavily, his voice was terrible, "You are too playful."
The rough feeling on the mouth made Chen shiver again, no, I am so beautiful, you gave me your goo, I know, Xiao Ming, please don't hit me.
Lei Ming refused to let go, "Afraid of me?"
Chen You was very honest, "Scared." Very scared, didn't you see that I was shaking
The child looked cute, Lei Ming's complexion softened a little, and his tone also said, "Be good if you're afraid."
Chen Youxiao chicken pecked rice and nodded, "Be good, I will be good, and you should show it too."
I don't expect your evil thought value to drop from 10 to 0, but you can't stay still, it's good to drop it by 0.001, pity me.
However, Lei Ming's evil intention value just doesn't move, it seems that he is deliberately opposing Chen You.
He said in his heart, "There will be no problems in this world, right?"
The system said, "No."
Chen said again, "Can you give me a more convincing answer?"
The system added a word, "Really not."
Chen said again, "Goodbye."
There was no progress in the task, and Chen felt restless again with the bill of lading.
Just at this time, a foreign race broke into the marginal planet to cause trouble, and Lei Ming needed to lead troops to suppress it, and they would not be able to return for a while.
Chen You felt that Lei Ming would not take him there, for fear of disturbing the morale of the army.
The system said, "You really think highly of yourself."
Chen You hummed, "That's right, the me I am now is no longer the me I used to be, and if I'm not careful, it will affect the outcome of a war."
He was thinking about what to do with his tasks after Lei Ming was gone. Apart from playing games and going upstairs and downstairs to Mei Yimei, what else could he do, when he heard the system say, "Once Xiao Ming leaves, you meeting… "
Chen also had a bad premonition, referred to as egg pain, "What will happen?"
The system said, "It will turn ugly."
Chen Youhaha, "You're kidding me."
The system said, "Yes, just kidding."
Chen You's little system likes to talk irony, to tease him, it is true.
He looked like a thunderbolt, "How could this be, am I already beautiful?"
The system said, "Tell you something you don't know. If you don't see Xiao Ming for more than three days, you won't be beautiful."
Chen You was terrified, "You mean, if I don't eat glutinous rice for three days, I will turn ugly?"
The system put it another way, "After three days, and three more days, you will not be far from being ugly."
Fuck, so to speak, he still flies so much that he has to be fed by Lei Ming every day to achieve new heights.
Chen You turned around anxiously, "Then can I put the paste in a big basin and eat a little every day?"
I just don't know if the paste is similar to rice paste, whether it has a shelf life, and whether it will go bad if it is left for a long time.
The system asked, "How do you eat alone?"
Chen thought again, "I can find an L-shaped tube and pour the paste into my mouth."
That picture is really unimaginable, it is simply terrifying.
The system said, "The pipe must be specially made, and there are two more."
"..." Do you want to play like this
Chen lay down on the bed again, another carp kicking upright, no matter what, the time is urgent, let's go to Lei Ming first to ask for muddle, so as to be prepared.
After looking around the room, Chen picked up the water glass again. When he reached the door, he went back and put down the water glass. He decided to hook Lei Ming to the bathroom later and let him put the paste in the bathtub. The big one, Can hold a lot.