To be honest, Chen You is now full of shame, the blood all over his body is rushing to his face, and he can't look at it.
He knew that in this world, such a sacred event as pregnancy would fall on females, but he was not an ordinary female.
He can transform into beauty like a snake sheds its skin, and when playing with Lei Ming, it's different to eat as much as you want without leaving a single drop.
What was the reason that caused him to pop out the word "little baby"? After thinking about it, Chen felt that there was only one possibility, which was that he had mental retardation.
"It's over, it's over, I must have lost my mind."
The system said, "You look up."
Chen You, "No!"
The next moment, there was a man's voice next to his ear, and no obvious emotions could be heard.
"look up."
Chen You buried his head even lower, wishing he could stuff it into his chest, but I didn't lift it up.
Lei Ming pinched the child's chin, forcing him to look at himself, "What did you say just now?"
Chen was taken aback for a moment, did he not hear clearly? He breathed a sigh of relief, "I said, I ate so full in the morning, so full."
Lei Ming said, "Aren't you pregnant with a baby?"
Chen You, "..." Damn you heard that clearly, then why are you asking me? What a waste of my brain cells.
After a period of unspeakable silence, Chen continued to die, "Baby... ah... yes... I have..."
Lei Ming asked, "When did you find out?"
Chen said again, "Recently."
Once you decide to die to the end, it seems that you don't have so many worries.
Lei Ming stared at the child, "Why didn't you tell me the first time?"
Chen said again, "I'm afraid."
At this time, the adjutant came over, probably because he felt that the major general had not appeared in the team, so he came to ask.
Lei Ming suddenly closed the door with his backhand, and Chen took another step back.
He remembered that Lei Ming was of the same race as himself, would he know something that he didn't know.
Such as pregnancy
Lei Ming asked calmly, "How did you know you were pregnant?"
Chen asked for help, "Damn the system, hurry up and get me a guidebook for pregnant women!"
A few seconds later, a frame appeared in the void.
He read it like this, "At the beginning, my stomach was a little uncomfortable, and I didn't think about it. Later, my appetite became smaller, and I still felt nauseous after eating a little..."
After reading all the content in the box in one breath, Chen felt like "I'm in heaven" again, and he came to the conclusion, "So I think, I'm pregnant."
Lei Ming noticed that the child had been staring in one direction, and he also looked over, only to find that there was nothing there.
But like a child, it seems to be watching something intently, which is very weird.
Lei Ming pursed his lips, as if he was thinking about how to let the children understand what he said, "We are different from ordinary people."
Chen nodded again, I know, it's very different.
Lei Ming stroked the child's hair, "It won't be the same after having a child."
Chen You's heart skipped a beat, and he pretended to be confused and said, "I don't understand."
Lei Ming said, "If you have one, it will be born from eggs."
Chen asked the system again in his heart, "What is egg production?"
The system said, "It's laying eggs and telling you to study more, but you don't listen."
Chen You felt that it was terrible to be uneducated. He must study hard and improve every day when he returns home.
"Is the egg still hatching?"
The system said, "You can also say a spell silently to the egg, and the eggshell will shatter, and a little snake will crawl out of it."
Chen You was excited, "Finally admit it!"
"I said I'm not a human, but a snake, and you lied to me!"
The system is silent.
Chen You connected laying eggs, laying eggs, and hatching together, and his butt felt inexplicably uncomfortable.
He opened his eyes and said nonsense, "When I squatted on the toilet yesterday, I felt a little strange. Am I going to lay eggs?"
Lei Ming's forehead twitched.
Chen You also smoked, it was the first time for me to get involved in this kind of thing, so it's normal to say something wrong.
He mumbled in his heart that it was just nonsense, and it must not be realized.
Lei Ming said for a while, "Go and lie down."
Chen said again, "Oh good."
He was slow, dawdling, hoping that the time would last as long as possible, and it would be better if the troops outside would not wait for Lei Ming.
Lei Ming unbuttoned the cuffs, rolled up a part, revealing a strong arm, "Take off the trousers to the ankle."
Chen You usually takes off his pants very quickly, and he can get it done with just a few brushes. Today, he insisted on taking it for a few minutes, as if he couldn't control his hands.
Lei Ming went over, bent his head closer, stretched out his arms, and frowned to check the child's physical condition.
Chen made a little mistake again, he felt that he should prepare an egg in advance, wouldn't it be possible to make the fake come true
Goose eggs are fine. If it doesn’t work, just get a real snake egg in the system. Once Lei Ming checks, he will light the egg, which will definitely shock the other party.
The system says, "You're awesome."
Chen You hummed, "Don't think I don't know, you are hurting me."
Just think about it, but in practice, there are many unexpected things, such as he didn't control his strength well and broke the egg directly, how embarrassing it would be.
Lei Ming's examination was not very clear, the child's body was somewhat different from the information he had.
But he couldn't confirm it.
After a while, Lei Ming held the child in his arms, "When I finish this battle, I will take you back for an examination."
Chen grabbed his arm again, "Can't you not go?"
Lei Ming frowned and looked down.
Chen You rolled over coquettishly, "Don't go, I want you to accompany me back today."
Lei Ming's voice was low, but his tone was not too heavy. If it were someone else, he would have been kicked away.
"All the soldiers are waiting."
Chen You took off Lei Ming's military uniform and hung it on his waist skillfully, "I don't care, I don't want you to go!"
Lei Ming had a strange expression on his face, a child would not be ignorant of propriety, and he had never been so unreasonable.
He pinched the child's chin with sharp eyes, "What's wrong with you?"
Chen You's eyes turned red whenever he spoke, and his tears fell as soon as he spoke, without ambiguity. After all, he had passed the film school and received face-to-face guidance.
"Does the major general remember the dream I mentioned earlier?"
Lei Ming frowned.
Chen You cried and howled, very sad, "I don't want anything to happen to you."
Lei Ming said hoarsely, "I'll be fine."
Chen You was speechless, I didn't say it, brother, you have really lost your confidence these days.
Saying that he is the most beautiful is fine, but he still thinks that he has an immortal body, and those alien races can go to the sky and enter the earth, so there is still no scum left.
"What if?" Chen choked up again, "The people who fight and kill on the battlefield, and the aliens are so scary, who can guarantee that?"
Lei Ming was silent.
Look, you also know in your heart that you still lied to me. Chen You's shoulders trembled, and he couldn't help crying. At first it was a crying scene, but now he is really sad and scared, "Major General, if you have something to do, I will be taken away. To be a page, to be a slave, to be an ox or a horse."
Lei Ming's hand holding the child tightened suddenly.
Chen was sobbing again, he was afraid, he didn't want me to play with others, so he promised me not to leave.
Lei Ming pursed his lips tightly, "Be obedient."
Chen You pushed him angrily, and gnawed on his shoulder, and deliberately gnawed on the same place, his mouth was full of bloody smell.
Why don't you listen, as long as you go, you will die, my mission will fail, I won't be able to return home, and you may become a lonely ghost, wandering around, with nothing left.
Lei Ming felt the child's sadness, panic, and despair, his brows were knotted, and complex expressions appeared in his eyes.
For a while, he even lost his language ability.
The adjutant's voice sounded outside the door, "Major General, Zhang Tuan asked me to call you."
Chen You cursed, screaming, screaming, screaming, there is such a large group of people, and he has to go, you are dragging him to hell, do you know that
"Major General, my stomach hurts."
Chen You had a painful expression on his face, "I can't do it, it hurts like hell, am I dying..."
His hair hurt from acting in this play, which also revealed that his acting skills and adaptability are not good, and he still needs to work hard in the future.
Lei Ming knew that the child was lying, and he also knew why, "I promise you."
He kissed the child on the forehead, "Wait for me to come back."
Chen was put on the ground again, and his mouth was kissed, which made him feel sore.
The back of the man disappeared at the door, his steps were firm, Chen You moved his tongue, it was bleeding, it hurt so much, "He is really patriotic..."
System, "Hmm."
Chen squatted down again, stood up again and spun around in circles. The next moment, he ran out and caught up with Lei Ming.
I can't fail, I'm going home.
Lei Ming, since I can't even keep you, I really have no choice but to use a big trick.
Chen You said while running, "444, pull out my soul for three days, then press it back."
He didn't believe that Lei Ming saw him die in front of him, and he could still go to the battlefield to fight against the alien race as if nothing had happened.
The system said, "The best time for the soul to leave is within 20 hours. Once it exceeds, it will..."
Chen You immediately asked, "What will happen?"
The system said, "There is a certain degree of damage to the soul, the specific amount depends on the length of time."
damage? Chen You frowned, "Which aspect?"
The system said, "Brain."
Chen You's footsteps froze, "You mean, after I go back to the real world, there may be problems with my brain?"
The system said, "The possibility of insanity cannot be ruled out."
Chen hesitated for a while, and then became firm again. If this task fails, he will not be able to go back, so there is no future.
Besides, that was only a possibility, not a 100% certainty. He couldn't change Lei Ming's fate of dying today. Failure was not a possibility, but a certainty.
"Let's do it."
The system finally confirmed, "Three days?"
Chen found Lei Ming again, "Yes, hurry up!"
He took a deep breath, and shouted with all his strength, "Major General—"
Hearing the shout, Lei Ming turned around.
In the next second, in the blink of an eye, all the soldiers, including him, saw the child suddenly fall straight to the ground.
Lei Ming's expression changed, and he pushed away the soldier and ran towards the child. When he hugged him, he found that his heartbeat was gone.
At this moment, Lei Ming's body stiffened and he froze.