What do I have to say
Chen You laughed confusedly, with a perverted look all over his face.
There are so many dreams.
When he was not dead, he dreamed that there would be colorful big birds to see and touch every day.
Every Sunday, I can hug the big bird to sleep, give it a bath, tell stories, sing, and comb its hair.
But its nature must be docile, not pecking.
After Chen You died, his biggest dream was to go home and see his father, and he would bite anyone who dared to stop him.
He looked at the man on the podium, "Professor, my dream in this world is not to mess with you, but also to take away your evil thoughts."
It sounded like a dream.
None of the above dreams can be said, Chen You has to be worthy of a yellow hair, a fashion brand, and six earrings.
"My dream is..." he grinned, "world peace."
The classroom was silent for a second, followed by a burst of mocking laughter.
Who do you think you are, just like you in the late stage of the second cancer, and you want to restore world peace.
Chen rolled his eyes again, I just have big ambitions, can I care about you
He sneaked a glance at the target, so that he couldn't die, and happened to meet the other's eyes.
The man didn't have the slightest contempt, but an expression of tolerance and caring that "everyone has a dream is great".
Chen You scratched his right hand with his left hand, picking up the goosebumps and crushing them.
Install, and then install.
Jian Jian raised his head and said with a smile, "This male student who wishes for world peace, please sit down."
As soon as Chen You sat back on the chair, he felt a small stream of flood coming, converging in his lower abdomen at a very high speed, ready to break through the attack and defense, and flow straight down.
not good! Here comes the pee!
He got up in vain, and said to the girl next to him, "Student, let me go."
The girl was looking up at the male god with her chin on her hands, her eyes fixed, "What?"
Chen You's movements have become the hallmark of the whole classroom, he gritted his teeth, "I want to go out, let me go."
The girl blinked and said cutely, "Go out? Why, the professor is giving a lecture now."
Chen You, "Fuck you..."
He stopped it in time, okay, you are the younger sister, brother, I won't swear.
Chen went to look at the girl on the other side again, she looked cold, as if nothing happened.
As expected, the girl quickly put her legs together and put them aside to make room.
Chen said one by one, "Damn it, forget that his kidney is not good, sitting in the middle is like dying."
There is only one more to pass, who knows that the female voice is very fat, and it takes up a lot of seats.
Chen wanted to go there again, and the girl had to get up and stand in the aisle next to her.
Big sister, can you hurry up, brother, I am really dying, Chen You clamped his legs tightly, and his face was filled with indescribable patience.
When the girl went out, he was about to run when a voice came from the podium and the professor spoke.
"Student, this is in class, why are you walking around?"
I'm about to leak urine, okay? Chen turned his face, and his voice was strange, "Professor, my stomach hurts."
He briefly glanced at the yellow-haired young man, and understood, "Then you can go."
As soon as Chen You took a step, a drop fell, it wasn't sweat, what was that
His body shook, his face flushed, and his expression was very ashamed.
Mom and Dad, I peed my pants! ! !
Without even looking at the students around him, Chen ran out of the classroom at a speed of 100 meters and into the men's toilet. He was so anxious that he couldn't aim at the urinal, and spilled a lot of water on the side.
It's really scary.
What should I do, do I need to bring diapers when I go out in the future
He remembered that his little nephew used that thing, and it seemed to be quite useful when wrapped, but he didn't know if there would be a big lump in the bag when he put on his pants.
Go back and search again, there should be something for adults.
After confirming that it was gone, Chen You was still in shock. He looked at his trousers, luckily only a small piece was wet.
Just make do with it, it’s summer, it’ll dry quickly.
When Chen You went to wash his hands, he found that Wang Yao led the other two big treasures in the dormitory and blocked the door. It was obvious that the visitors were not friendly.
"Hey, yellow-haired boy, you are not Yuzu's cousin at all!"
Chen You washed his hands again, thinking of countermeasures.
He couldn't laugh or cry, he won't be beaten up by the three brothers in the parallel world later, right
Seeing that Chen did not speak again, the three boys were very upset and their tempers came up.
Dabao said, "Fatty, don't talk nonsense with him, I think he is probably worried and kind!"
Dabao Er said, "I want to do something, right? Brothers are here, let's do it with you."
Wang Yao looked a little more stable, "Huang Mao, please explain clearly, why do you want to inquire about my pomelo?"
Chen twitched again, your pomelo? Brother, you can do it.
Looking at Sanbao, he wiped his hands on his pants, "I made a mistake."
"I do have a cousin named Chen You, but he's not in this school, sorry."
It's just that Chen You's appearance and the ruffian-like air on his lips are very repulsive, so it's hard to be credible.
Wang Yao grabbed Chen You, "Who are you kidding? Ah!"
Chen You looked at the mole on his chin, fat, let me tell you, if you dare to beat me today, I will beat you when I get back.
The next moment, a fist swung at him, and he dodged back.
I don't know which brother couldn't bear the loneliness in summer, and played with water in the toilet, and the ground was wet.
Chen Youyi accidentally slipped and fell to the ground, he immediately closed his eyes, tilted his head, and became silent.
The three boys were a little confused.
It's not what happened, and it fell down by itself
"Fatty, don't look at it, hurry up and send him to the infirmary."
Wang Yao wiped his face, "How to send it?"
The two big treasures said in unison, "Carry it on your back."
Wang Yao asked, "Who will recite it?"
He was watched by the two brothers, scolded and fucked, pulled him on his back, and trotted to the infirmary.
Chen You didn't have a shit, he was just pretending, he was lying on his buddy's back, and he was having a lot of fun.
When Wang Yao put the man down, his tongue stretched out so much that he was exhausted like a dog.
The three of them still had classes to attend, so they hurriedly consulted the doctor, and after making sure they were all right, they left.
Chen You was lying on the single bed in the ward, wondering how long it would be appropriate to be unconscious.
A few nurses were talking outside. Professor Jian is so handsome, with such long legs, and he is so gentle.
Chen You shook his head, sister nurses, you have all been deceived by him, he is a pervert.
Thinking of this incident, Chen took out his mobile phone to check the news again. A college student lost contact, several members of his family were murdered, a white-collar worker fell from the building for no reason, and a baby died unexpectedly at home...
Searching casually, there are all kinds of misfortunes, and he can't find out what is related to the target.
Not giving the task information is equivalent to increasing the level of the monster dozens of times, let alone swiping, it will be instantly killed if it gets close.
Chen You opened his eyes, and his eyes stopped on a report. It was three months ago. A worker died of homicide at 7 o'clock on a Friday night. Looking at the posts of netizens, it shows that he has not found it yet. The real murderer.
There are floors inside complaining, saying that the police are not strong enough. In the past few years, many cases have been investigated and investigated, and they have been resolved.
There are many replies below, saying that in the past five years, several of the deceased had been to the bicycle shop in Dongcheng District before they were alive, and it must be the same person.
With such a big clue, the police haven't solved the case yet, and they don't know how it happened.
Someone even mentioned an old case from 20 years ago, saying that the case has not been solved yet, and it is still a mystery.
At this time, a simple voice suddenly sounded outside the ward, and Chen You trembled in fright, and the phone fell directly on the bed.
He quickly lay flat, put his hands on his stomach, and listened with his ears up.
Simply come here to inquire about the situation, saying that the classmate is in his class.
The nurse said that he was fine and should have woken up. He also said that Professor Jane is so kind, no matter which student he cares about.
After chatting for a few words, we simply opened the door and walked in.
Chen You simply pretended to just wake up. He rubbed the back of his head, and when he saw someone coming, he put on a surprised expression.
Simply ask, "Student, are you all right?"
"It's okay." Chen sat up again, hesitated and said, "Professor, you are actually my senior."
The original owner said it once before by mistake, and it was also such an embarrassment.
It seems that the other party didn't remember it at all, and it didn't matter.
Simply raised eyebrows, "Oh?"
Chen You scratched his face, "I'm also from XX high school, a few years younger than you." I don't know what the original owner has to show off, it would be embarrassing to say it.
He simply smiled, "That's it."
Chen Youxin said, what is this like? I knew you thought I was farting, and the smell dissipated as soon as it came out.
Simply look at the watch, "Primary brother, I still have something to do, let's talk next time when I have a chance."
"You are not a student of the school, come to the class later, don't disturb the order of the class."
His tone was not harsh, but his voice was very warm, with an invisible force, which made people unable to help but reflect on themselves.
Chen You almost said reflexively, "Professor, I was wrong, I dare not do it again."
After the person left, he asked the system, "Have I attracted the target's attention?"
System, "It's hard to say."
Chen You sighed. Only a pervert can understand his perverted psychology.
He is a normal person, so he can't figure it out.
"Next week, I'm going to submit my resume to the target company to find a job. Do you have any suggestions for me?"
The system said, "Remember to read more and recharge yourself."
Chen You, "..."
After leaving the infirmary, Chen Youhuang went to the library. He couldn't borrow books without his student ID, so he looked for a few books in there.
More than an hour later, Chen went to another bookstore, which was located in the real world, and it was easy to find. He found a random place and sat down, flipping through the books.
Before I knew it, it was getting dark.
Chen peeled a pineapple-flavored candy and ate it. He played with his tongue for a while. He took a pen and took notes seriously, "If a person rubs his thumb against his index finger many times while talking, what does it mean..."
"It's a way of expressing self-comfort."
"Yep… "
Chen turned his head and simply stood beside him, without a trace of a smile on his face. He didn't know how long he had been here, and he heard what he was talking to himself.
He was in such a shock that the candy got stuck in his throat.