Chen You opened his mouth wide and made a whoo-ho sound from his throat. He scratched his throat with his fingers, his face was as red as a fried pepper.
Simply ask, "What's wrong?"
Chen You pointed to his mouth with one hand, and grabbed it with the other hand, and was on the verge of suffocation.
Will this killer save himself? I will, while killing perverts, while being gentle and elegant.
Both sides have been grasped at the same time for so many years, and neither side will be lost.
He briefly glanced at his caught sleeve, then raised his eyes, "Is something stuck?"
Chen You kept nodding, I knew you wouldn't die.
Simply said, "Back the back and stand up."
Chen You quickly followed suit.
Two arms stretched from behind his back, wrapping around the bottom of his ribs.
Chen You lowered his head, and saw that the button was simply crossed with his fingers, and he was lifted up by a force, repeated again and again.
He coughed for a while, and the candy flew out.
Fuck, I just came back from a walk at the gate of hell, and that feeling is too scary.
With tears in his eyes, Chen You wiped the corners of his eyes and said, "Professor, thank you."
Jian Jian smiled and said, "This is not in school, so don't call me that."
Chen wiped his eyes again, "Then what will I call you?"
He showed an expectant expression, "Can I call you senior?"
Simply say, "Up to you."
Chen You gave himself a thumbs up in his heart, very good, this is the rhythm.
He found a topic, "Senior, are you reading here too?"
Simple but did not answer, but picked up the book that fell on the floor, "Micro-expressions?"
Chen You's back felt cold, "I just thought it was fun."
Simply flipping through the book, he casually said, "It's quite interesting."
Chen You swallowed his saliva, what the hell, hearing you say this, my three legs trembled in fright.
Simply say, "I see you're taking notes, can you show me?"
No, I am studying you, and I have drawn a lot of your villains on it, and I even drew you a huge bird.
Chen hesitated again.
Simple and not forced, he went to turn the pages of the book again. He has a correct appearance, a majestic appearance, and a quiet and elegant atmosphere exuding from his body, which makes people fascinated.
But Chen couldn't fall in love, and his mind was full of the other side of the other party. He tried to break the weird atmosphere, "Senior, let me buy you coffee."
Simply look down.
Chen raised his head again, "Isn't it good that you are here, otherwise I would have been stuck to death by a candy."
Only then did he remember the candy on the ground, so he took a tissue to grab it, squeezed it into a ball and threw it into the trash can.
Simple still watching.
Chen You's hair is numb, what's the matter, am I too impatient? What was revealed
He twitched the corner of his mouth and smiled, "It's okay for the senior to be inconvenient. Next time I have a chance, I'll invite the senior again."
Simple, "Yeah."
Chen You quickly greeted the target, and took a step first, for fear that he would be eliminated by the other host just like the previous host.
Walking out of the bookstore, he took a breath, "I felt that familiar creepy feeling again, how many times is this the first time? Why is it like this?"
The system said, "It's an illusion."
Chen You said angrily, "I asked you last time, and you said the same thing!"
The system said, "Really? No."
Chen You gritted his teeth angrily, he turned his head, and saw the man coming out of the bookstore from a distance, making a phone call while walking, and despite the hustle and bustle of the city, he could still feel his gaze, accurate and fast.
Terrible perception.
Chen You squeezed out a smile, waved his hand at people, and ran away.
He went home and continued to study micro-expressions. He had no choice but to deal with a pervert, and he had to pretend that he didn't know that the other party was a pervert, and kept his face all the time.
This is simply not what his current IQ can handle.
Chen You is self-aware.
It's a pity that the random mission targets are all black.
On Monday morning, Chen You was writing his resume while hugging his computer, and when he was about to finish writing, the screen suddenly turned blue.
"..."
If you have money to buy trendy goods, why can’t you pick them up and exchange them for a computer
Chen took out the case again, disassembled it and cleaned it up. He didn't want to do anything else. The old man was almost dying.
After submitting his resume to the simple company in the morning, Chen You went to the hypermarket.
There are quite a few shops inside, and the sellers of mobile phones are all gathered together, which is very close.
The boss was away, and he went out to discuss business, and only a few girls were selling mobile phones there.
Chen You couldn't do the job, so he sat on a chair and fiddled with the earrings. He didn't know if he didn't pay attention when washing his hair, or he pressed it last night when he slept, and he seemed to have an infection.
A little girl shouted, "Brother Sheng, come here."
Chen turned his head again, "Why?"
The little girl made a gesture of please, "This customer wants SU2, but I don't have it here. Please go to the warehouse and get one for me."
Chen You got up to get it for her, and when he came back, he saw Jian Jian in the store with a long-legged girl beside him.
He swished to the side, "Isn't the target gay?"
The system says, "Disappointed?"
Chen also said, "I have nothing to be disappointed, it's too late to be happy."
"You don't know, I'm really afraid of being pecked. In this world, my kidneys are not good. If I play older, I will be played badly."
The system suddenly said, "The target is gay, and you are his type."
Chen You was extremely happy and sad.
"Then who is the beauty next to him? Sister and sister?"
He sighed, "Look, I don't have any information about the target, and the questions I ask are like mental retardation."
System, "..." Isn't it usually
Seeing the young man coming in, Jian Jian asked in surprise, "Do you work here?"
Chen You grinned, "Yes."
Simply say, "My friend wants to buy a mobile phone, do you have any recommendations?"
Chen blurted out again, "No."
He laughed inappropriately, "Hahahahaha! I mean, the mobile phones in the store are pretty good."
"For girls... A Yao, can you recommend some models for this beauty."
The little girl happily accepted the guest.
Chen You was playing with the lighter on the table, watching from the corner of the eye, the long-legged girl was holding Jian Jian, chattering in a foreign language he didn't understand.
He complained to the system.
The system said, "Let you read more books."
Chen also said, "Can I eat at one go and become fat?"
These days, he sleeps with a book in his arms, and wakes up with a book in his arms. He has never worked so hard for the high school and college entrance examinations.
"The target smiled... How can I describe it, like a spring breeze, that's all."
Chen You took a sneak peek, "If I didn't know his unknown side, I would want to be friends with him."
He was suddenly startled, "It's broken!"
In the bookstore that day, I briefly answered his question, saying that I also have research on micro-expressions, and the research is still very deep, much deeper than him.
Does that mean that the target has seen something from his words and deeds
"What to do, my neck is cold, and I feel like I'm going to lose it soon."
"They come, the security."
Not safe, Chen said again, "Can you teach me something to use for self-defense?"
System, "Target has practiced karate for many years."
Chen You, "..."
System, "You can use beauty tricks."
Chen Youhe sneered, "Then he will find out that what I am interested in is not the unknown birds raised in his family, but him. I want to make big things happen."
"After that, I will follow in the footsteps of that host, and we will say goodbye."
Over there, the long-legged girl has already fallen in love with a mobile phone, which is a simple swipe card.
Chen was curious about their relationship, they didn't look like a couple.
Girlfriend? Neither.
He walked over, "Senior, is this beautiful sister your girlfriend?"
Simply sign the form, using the left hand, is a left-handed, "No."
Chen You said oh, and continued to say tentatively, "You two are so compatible, I thought you were a couple."
Simply put down the pen, glanced at Chen You inexplicably, and his eyes stopped on his ears, "Why are your ears so red?"
Chen You was taken aback, "Maybe it's an inflammation."
"Apply some potion." Simply retracting his gaze, he said gently, "Wearing so many earrings is not good for the ear bones."
Chen also said, "I'm planning to take it off and not wear it anymore."
As soon as he finished speaking, Jian Jian didn't respond, and the little girl in the store looked shocked.
The original owner is a person who loves to show off earrings very much, and the selfies are all at forty-five degrees, close-ups.
Chen scratched his ears again, what the hell, it's so wrong to talk too much.
He took the phone, and simply chatted and laughed with the long-legged girl and left.
A few girls leaned over curiously and asked, "Brother Sheng, who is that man? You call him senior, is that... the rich big boss you told us before?"
Chen said again, "Yes, it's him."
All the little girls praised the simplicity as a flower, saying that he is good to his girlfriend, and he is so considerate when he goes shopping and buys a mobile phone.
"Brother Sheng, do you really not wear earrings?"
"I'm tired of wearing them," Chen You said, "I'll wear two from now on, one on each side."
He made an excuse and said that he went out to smoke a cigarette, and he stopped playing with the little girls. If the simple company notifies him for an interview, he has a great hope of passing.
Then don't come to this hypermarket, and save yourself from being confused with Xu Ling.
On Friday afternoon, Chen You was wandering around the wholesale market in Dongcheng, and when he was about to find a place to eat, he accidentally ran into Jian, who followed her all the way to a bicycle shop.
"No, my task is not to help the police solve the case, but to take away the evil thoughts in Simple Heart."
"You finally remembered your mission."
"..."
Chen also bought a gray baseball cap to wear on his head, and went to buy a mask.
When those celebrities go out, they button their hats, wear a big mask on their face, and wear big sunglasses, only showing a pair of eyes.
All you can recognize is true love.
He looked like this, even if he touched it easily, he would never recognize him.
Thinking of this, Chen couldn't help but feel more confident. He pushed down the brim of his hat and walked into the garage with his head down.