Chen You's kidneys are not good. Now he really doesn't know whether it's luck or misfortune, but he stumbled into a simple perverted hobby by mistake.
If the previous host had been attached to Gu Sheng's body, it might not have died, and it was very likely to complete the task, so he didn't have to come here.
After all, that's unfortunate.
After a ding, the system said, "Didn't you buy adult diapers online?"
Chen You said angrily, "Don't mention it, I took one pill at night, and my buttocks and thighs were red the next day. I don't know what was mixed with this junk product. I talked to the seller about it and asked for an explanation, but no one cared about me." , I was so angry that I directly gave a small black flower, plus a large paragraph of negative comments." "Do you know how the seller replied under my comment?"
The system says, "Thank you for coming next time?"
"Fart!" Chen You sneered, "The seller said, dear, it's because your buttocks and thighs are too tender, and there's a cockroach on the back."
System, "..." I feel sorry for you.
Chen You then switched to Tmall. He thought that the big brands should be more secure. What the hell, they haven’t shipped yet. When I asked, the customer service girl kissed me. Sorry, our warehouse employees are working Urgent arrangements are underway, please wait patiently, of course, there must be a big teary face at the end.
annoying.
The system said, "Go to the supermarket and buy it. Isn't it very smooth for you to buy a pee pad?"
Chen sighed again, "I used up all my courage that time."
The system can only give him some wax.
Chen You was wearing wet trousers, and the sadness in his heart was like a river, and he wanted to throw his face on the road in embarrassment, "Senior, I'm sorry, I made your seat dirty."
Simply frowned, and said in a deep voice, "How long have you been like this?"
Chen lowered his head in embarrassment, "Naturally."
Jian Jian didn't ask any more questions, as if he was taking his self-esteem into consideration.
Chen You hung up the man in his heart and twitched wildly. Damn it, I counted how many times you made me pee that night. I only admire you when it comes to acting skills.
"I'll go to the mall and buy you a pair of pants."
After the words fell, he simply slowed down the speed and parked the car on the side of the road.
Chen You's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and now he was able to stop the car suddenly, hehehe, it's really fucking hot.
He found that Jian Jian didn't get out of the car immediately, but swiped his phone with downcast eyes.
Chen You glanced at the other party's pants from the corner of his eye, what the hell, is this hard? Terrible excitement.
With a simple expression, he swiped his phone indifferently for a while before getting out of the car and going to the shopping mall.
In the car, Chen You cursed and scratched the leather chair.
The system said, "Calm down."
Chen couldn't calm down again, so he really wanted to tear off the mask on Jian Jian's face right now, pointing at his nose and calling him hypocritical, perverted, and shameless.
Then I ran to the police station and said Uncle Policeman, quickly arrest him, he is a murderer!
Just think about it.
Asking you to punish me, Chen You gnashed his teeth while pissing in his crotch.
The system said, "Your task is to get close to him, gain his trust, and take away his evil thoughts. Peeing your pants is nothing, it's not peeing blood."
Chen You lay down like a dead dog.
The system continued, "Let me tell you, the mission of this world is opened twice, and there are special rewards. Once the mission is completed, the host has the right to freely choose the next world."
Chen You did not arouse his fighting spirit at all, "Quickly pull it down."
"I'm trying to get evil thoughts, bro, whichever world you choose, the targets are full of maliciousness, otherwise I won't get it, and it's a waste of time to go all the way."
The system said, "At least you can choose a healthy, normal body."
Chen You felt weak, "Don't comfort me, I'm already physically and mentally disabled, useless."
He saw the man walking out of the mall through the car window, and all the women around him went to take a look.
The man is tall and handsome, the corners of his lips are slightly raised, gentle and elegant, he has a proper model figure, and he is very tasteful in his clothes. He is like a big walking diamond, blingbling.
How to say that sentence, Chen thought about it again, "Winning is cute?"
Pooh!
Sitting simply in the car, handing over the pants, "Change."
Chen caught it again without taking off his pants.
Jian Jian didn't intend to go out at all, he went to check his phone again, as if something on it attracted him.
Chen took another breath, let it out again, and started to untie the belt of his jeans.
When he lowered his head, he didn't notice, he simply turned sideways, and the phone turned sideways, just facing his direction.
Just changing a pair of pants, Chen You felt a sense of collapse from the inside out, his hands and feet were weak, and his limbs were weak.
When he got to the bottom of the apartment building, Chen grabbed his backpack and got out of the car, and went into the corridor without looking back.
It was only when the elevator reached 10 that he remembered that the pair of wet trousers had been left next to the seat and he forgot to take them.
Well, those pants are impossible to get.
In the car, the hand that was simply placed on the steering wheel nodded, the arm stretched out to the passenger seat, and the wet pants were picked up. The young man's painful and forbearing face was in his mind.
He half-closed his eyes, and his breathing gradually became heavy...
In the apartment on the tenth floor, Chen You came out of the shower, made himself a plate of cold cucumbers, and sat cross-legged on the sofa to eat.
Home is a place where one can let go of all defenses and relax physically and mentally. There must be many secrets.
Not sure if Simplicity will bring him home.
Chen smoked himself again, confused again, your task is not to find clues for the police to solve the case, but to make it easy.
"I want to know the progress of my mission."
"No."
Chen You gnawed on the spicy cucumber, "I can't see this either? Then how do I know if I've finished it?"
System, "I said no, I mean your progress."
Chen's throat was so hot again.
Fuck, I'm incontinent, and I didn't even get a 0.01d.
In the next week, Chen You was sluggish at work, and was hit by goods more and more times.
The watchers reported the matter, simply went fishing by the river, and asked Chen You to be brought here.
Chen was another small porter, who dared to disagree with the boss, so he hurried over.
Then, almost a month later, something happened to him for the second time, during which time his simple and excited breath was trembling.
To be honest, if it wasn't for the mission, Chen You would have pissed on his face a long time ago.
However, this one-day trip to the river brought a lot of progress.
Jian Jian took Chen to one of his residences. Although it was not his home, it was not bad.
The villa is very large, the size and decoration of the president's house.
Simply put, Auntie is already on her way here, let Chen eat some snacks.
Chen looked at the refrigerator again, there were a lot of fresh ingredients, "Let me cook it."
With a doubtful expression on his face, "You will?"
Chen You went straight to the kitchen with the fish and answered with actions.
Simply leaning against the glass door, I saw the young man working by the pool, skilled in knife skills, capable in movement, wearing an apron, very virtuous.
He narrowed his eyes. Is it possible for a person who can't even cook to cook suddenly
As soon as Chen You touched the kitchen knife and the chopping board, he threw away some of them and put them into them seriously.
So he didn't know that he had been completely exposed.
The system wants to remind, but this is very foul, so I can only pray.
Chen made another table of dishes, including fish and meat, stir-fried vegetables and soup, all of which were delicious in color, fragrance and taste.
He simply ate three bowls, and he hadn't eaten so much in twenty years. After eating, he rested his forehead lazily and looked at Chen You with extremely gentle eyes.
"Your cooking skills are better than several aunts."
Chen hummed again.
Simply looking at the young man's complacent sample, I thought it was very cute, so I got up and walked around.
Halfway through the meal, he became a dish by himself, and Chen You was so angry that he pissed all over his body.
Before going to bed, Chen took out an anti-urinating mat from his bag, threw off the bunk bed, and lay down on it to adjust its position.
It doesn't matter whether it's high or low, it must be aimed at the buttocks.
Jian Jian just came out of the bathroom and saw this scene.
so awkward.
Chen You lay stiffly, blushing from face to neck.
Jian Jian insisted without changing his expression, "Wouldn't it be uncomfortable to put that on?"
Chen You looked at his nose, nose and heart, "It's okay."
Simply brushing her hair, her arm muscles are full of strength, "Sleep on the left side, it's close to the bathroom."
Chen moved to the left together with the pee pad.
Jian Jian faintly smiled, dried his hair and lay down next to the young man.
There were more than a dozen fists between the two.
A simple voice sounded in the darkness, "Senior has never slept with anyone."
Chen You didn't speak, just pretending to sleep.
Jian Jian spoke again, and he said, "Gu Sheng, I know you haven't slept."
Chen You continued to pretend that he couldn't handle it, so he wanted to hurry up to dawn.
A body came by, and his ear was kissed, "Do you like senior?"
Chen You's ears were itchy, and he couldn't hold it anymore, "... I like it."
Simply asked with a smile, "How do you like Fa?"
Fuck, that's enough, Chen You didn't say a word for a long time, he thought, a bent straight man should have this reaction.
Simply leaned up from behind.
After more than an hour, a large piece of the anti-changing mat on the bed was wet, and Chen didn't want to move it, so he simply replaced it with a new one.
After Chen fell asleep again, he was left alone in the room.
The next day, a male body was found in a pond in the western suburbs.
The identity of the deceased was verified and he was a worker. Like the other cases, there were no useful clues.
But it was different, this time the deceased had no kicking scars, no multiple fractures all over his body, and no fatal wounds left by sharp weapons on his neck.
The deceased had been drinking heavily for many years. According to the investigation, he drank too much in a small restaurant that night, and he was already shaking and unconscious when he left.
Other guests and the owner of the restaurant can testify that someone kindly asked if he could call his family.
The deceased was drunk at the time and almost got into a fight.
At present, it is initially suspected that the deceased accidentally fell into the pond when he walked to the edge of the pond.
At that time, no one passed by.
A few days later, the footprint appraisal staff of the Appraisal Section searched over and over again, and finally collected half of the shoe prints.
This is a clue that another person was present at the time.
Because the shoe prints have been cleaned up, and the remaining parts are incomplete, the value is very small.
Zheng Ze led people to check the surrounding residents one by one. Through the investigation, he found that one of the houses was under Jian Jian's name. According to the testimony of eyewitnesses, Jian Jian happened to live in it that day.
As a brother, Zheng Ze also had to follow the procedure to ask questions, because he was a police officer first.
When Jian Jian received a call from Zheng Ze, he was on a business trip abroad with Chen You by his side.
Zheng Ze tried his best not to use an office tone, fearing that his brothers would mind, "Old Jane, on the 15th of last month, from eleven o'clock in the evening to around two o'clock in the morning, where were you?"
Simply ask, "What? What happened?"
"I can't explain clearly in three or two sentences," Zheng Ze said briefly, "A murder case occurred."
Simply say, "I was with Gu Sheng that night."
Zheng Ze was stunned, "You mean, you guys slept that night?"
Simply turn on the loudspeaker, "I'll let Gu Sheng talk to you."
Chen You leaned over, "Hello, Officer Zheng."
Zheng Ze asked again.
Chen said again, "That's right, the senior is always with me."
"Okay, I see."
Zheng Ze asked, "Old Jane, when will you be back?"
Simply put, "I made an appointment with a friend to check Gu Sheng, but he hasn't come back yet, it will take three or four days."
"Success, if Gu Sheng remembers it, everyone in the team and I will have fun," Zheng Ze said, "Then you guys have fun."
After the call ended, I simply put away the phone and continued to read magazines without any abnormalities.
Chen went to look secretly, Boss, does this matter have anything to do with you
"What are you looking at?" Jian Jian said with a smile without looking up, "If you watch it again, I'll make you pee around the living room."
Chen You stopped watching immediately.
He asked the system, "Is it possible that Jian Jian is using me as an alibi witness?"
The system is only three words, I don't know.
Chen also found that the frequency of the system saying that he didn't know recently was the same as the automatic reply, so he felt very insecure.
A shadow was cast in front of his eyes, Chen raised his head again, his simple face was very close, as if he was about to have a lingering wet kiss in the next second.
But that's just an illusion.
Chen felt something unusual again.
"See how nervous you are," Jian Jian smiled, "Change into clothes and go shopping with me."
Chen You, "Huh?"
Simply pinched his nose, "Oh, what, don't hurry up."
Chen You went to change clothes in a daze. He entered the bathroom with a diaper in his hand, with a complicated expression on his face, hesitating whether to use it or not, but in the end he still didn't use it.
The trousers in summer are thin, and there will be marks if they are used. It would be too shameful if people saw them.
Simply knock on the door, "Are you ready?"
Inside, Chen You was trying to expel more, even a drop, "Not yet!"
Jian Jian was leaning against the wall, his long legs folded obliquely, his eyelids were drooping, he didn't know what he was thinking, he was cold for a while, and his face was full of smiles for a while.
When Chen You came out, he briefly touched his buttocks, "Go and put on the diapers."
Chen You, "..."
What a fucking pervert!
The simple mood is very happy, and I bought it for Chen You without saying a word.
Chen You was in a daze the whole time. He was used to calling the little friend of the system, "Is simplicity not clear-headed?"
This time, the system did not give the response of "I don't know." "I don't understand the world of the rich."
Chen You yelled, "He bought me diamond stud earrings, seven!"
System, "Isn't this bad?"
"What a fart," Chen said again, "I have six pierced ears together, and he bought me an extra one. It's not for no reason. I have a certain place on my body that will be pierced." A premonition of a hole."
System, "..." Not bad, you've made progress.
After holding back, Chen didn't hold back, so he went to ask the person involved, "Why did you buy me so many things?"
Simply pinched his nose, "Senior is happy."
Chen Youhe, if you are happy, can you show mercy and let me remove that big thing in my crotch.
Give me another half an hour, no, ten minutes, believe it or not, I will drag it out and throw it in your face