Bang!
There was a loud noise outside, and Chuzheng hurried out to see.
The TV was smoking, the screen was shattered, and the iron storage box fell to the ground.
The dung beast in the cage held its head and shivered.
Si Zang sat on the sofa, his face was cold, and he couldn't see his emotions.
Chuzheng walked into the living room, looked at the storage box on the ground, and looked at the scrapped TV: "What's going on?"
Si Zang glanced at her and said nothing.
"You said." Chuzheng asked the dung beast in the cage.
Tuluo Beast: "..."
It it it it dare not!
"If you don't tell me, I'll peel your skin." The girl's voice was cold and cold, like the rustling of ice and snow.
The dung beast trembled even more, so why peel its skin! !
This human being is so cruel, how can no one care!
Tuluo Beast intuitively told it that Chuzheng was not joking, and she might actually peel her own skin, so Tuluo Beast chose to betray Sizang.
"Wang... Wang He saw some human beings in there who didn't wear clothes, saying it was immoral and shameless..."
Speaking of the latter, the voice of the Tuluo beast became smaller and smaller.
Sizang's eyes swept over, as if with a knife, stabbed at it.
Chuzheng glanced at the TV silently. What strange things did the original owner put on the TV
Chuzheng finally asked the details from the mouth of the Tuluo beast. What Sizang saw was a picture of a group of people by the sea...
People are wearing clothes!
Chuzheng looked at the culprit: "Why are you smashing the TV?" Can you change the channel? How did it rise to TV! !
"What's wrong with this king smashing a TV?" Sizang said confidently, "Who made it so bad." He didn't use much effort, so who knows it wouldn't be able to withstand it.
Besides, what reason does his dignified demon king need to do? He is happy, he is happy, he is willing!
Chuzheng: "… "
Do it.
It is impossible to do it, Chuzheng bought a new TV and sent it to be installed together with the bed.
The door has to be replaced. After all this tossing, it is already night.
Chuzheng ordered takeout casually, while Si Zang was picky while eating.
If it wasn't for a silver chopstick and a silver bowl to appease, it is estimated that the demon king would lift the table.
"Your human food is so unpalatable? What's the matter, it has no taste at all." Sizang picked it up: "This king wants to eat meat."
Chu Zheng asked blankly, "Do you eat human flesh?" Too much shit!
Sizang: "Human flesh? What flavor? Is it delicious?"
Chuzheng rolled up her sleeves and looked at him very calmly: "Take a bite and try." If you dare to bite, I will kill you!
Sizang stared at the girl's exposed arm, thin and white, and suddenly scolded: "This king doesn't eat raw food."
"That can't be helped, bear with it." Chuzheng put down her sleeves and continued to eat.
"you… "
Chu Zheng silently took out his mobile phone and added more chili peppers to the next day's menu. It doesn't taste good, right? You can't keep your mouth shut when you eat, can you
[… ] The king’s number is all heartbroken for the demon king.
People are calling for wind and rain in the demon world, and how uneasy they are when they suddenly come here? Fear? helpless
If you don't appease people, it's fine, but you secretly piss people off!
Are you the devil
Si Zang was so angry that he didn't eat much, and Chu Zheng didn't care about him. Anyway, she gave it, and if she didn't eat and was hungry, it was none of her business.
Si Zang sat on the sofa angrily, Chu Zheng came out with his clothes and pointed to the bathroom: "Go inside to take a shower."
Si Zang was indeed a little unhappy, but this time he didn't do the right thing with Chuzheng.
But when he saw the small bathroom, his face turned black.
"Just here?"
"Otherwise? Do you still want me to build a big bath for you?" The original owner's house was so big, it would be nice to have a bathroom.
I'm not picky, you little goblin!
Lord Monster King nodded without hesitation: "Yes."
His previous bath was bigger than these two rooms, and it was very comfortable to take a bath.
If he could have a bath in such a bathtub, he could barely accept the rudeness of this human being.
Chuzheng ruthlessly broke the illusion of the demon king: "Dreaming is faster."
Si Zang: "… "
"Switch here, hot water, cold water..." Chuzheng quickly explained to Sizang the functions in the bathroom.
After Chuzheng finished speaking, seeing Sizang standing still, leaning against the door and asking, "Why, do you want me to serve you?"
Si Zang glanced at her and went straight in.
"clothing… "
"boom!"
Chuzheng: "… "
I will endure!
There are times when you cry!
Chuzheng put the clothes aside and went back to the room.
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Three minutes later, Chu Zheng heard the sound from the bathroom, put down the phone silently, walked to the door of the bathroom numbly, and pushed the door in.
"What are you doing here!" Sizang scolded, quickly grabbed the clothes and put them on, staring at her vigilantly.
His clothes were long gowns, and when they were wrapped around him, he couldn't see anything.
Chuzheng swept his eyes on the line, and his eyes fell on the shower that fell on the ground. The shower was facing upwards, like a fountain spraying upwards.
"It won't work?"
Si Zang closed his clothes, and the dead duck mouthed hard: "Who said that this king can't."
Chuzheng gave a cold heart, picked up the shower, put it back, and adjusted the water temperature to a suitable temperature.
The bathroom is a bit small, and it seems crowded for two people inside.
The water mist gradually spread in the bathroom. Si Zang was vigilant at first, but as time passed, he gradually became more puzzled.
Why do you think...
Before Si Zang could figure out how he felt, Chu Zheng had already turned around: "Okay, just wash it like this, don't touch anything else."
"This king knows."
"You..." Chu Zheng paused for a while: "Can you not add this king every time you speak?"
"Why?"
Chu Zheng couldn't hold back: "...like a neuropathy." It's fine under certain circumstances, but this is the modern age, and the sense of disobedience should not be too serious.
"… "
Sizang, who already knew what neurosis was, pushed Chuzheng out of the bathroom, get out!
Si Zang tossed inside for half an hour, and when he came out, he didn't wear the clothes Chuzheng had prepared, and was still in that robe.
Chuzheng: "..." I will pick it up one day.
Sizang has long hair, I guess he washed it himself, and it was messy, and then...
The Demon King said that he didn't know how to take care of it.
After all, when there is demon power, there is no need for him to do it at all.
Even if needed, there are people to serve.
Si Zang glanced at Chuzheng several times, and after about a minute, he straightened his back: "Chuzheng, come here."
"doing what?"
"Take care of this king's hair."
"Why?" I'm not your nanny! You are still calling!
"By this king..." Sizang remembered that this was not the world of demons, nor was it the demons under his command, it was a person.
From this short time together, Sizang also knew that this human did not listen to him at all, and his temper was not very good.
"I can help you if you want." Chu Zheng suddenly seemed to be very good at talking.
Si Zang jumped back and forth between the options that showed people with messy hair and Chuzheng's obvious request, and chose the latter.