Qiu Lizi: ... She keeps calling me little brother all the time, which makes me almost collapse. She even calls herself sister. I really want to slap her to death!
"Really? If you don't think about it, we can practice Taoism and make a lot of money in our club!"
"Don't consider it. My little brother is very stubborn. If he says no, then no. Goodbye."
"Oh, well, I won't force it then."
The middle-aged woman turned and walked away while speaking, but as she walked, she turned back and gave Qiu Lizi a malicious look.
The onlookers gradually dispersed.
Bai Chen then very considerately went to help Qiu Lizi, planning to find a quiet place first to see what to do next.
However, it seemed that the other party didn't appreciate it at all. Qiu Lizi shook off Bai Chen's outstretched hand with some disdain, "Let Huaer come."
Only his lover can touch his body.
Tao Mihua finally came back to his senses from his confusion, went over and hugged Qiu Lizi's waist, then sobbed, "Master, where are we? I'm so scared!"
Qiu Lizi was already seriously injured, and being hugged like this made him groan in pain, with cold sweat on his forehead, but his words were very gentle, "Hua'er, don't hug my waist, just hold my arms."
However, the tiny Tao Mihua could not help the seriously injured Qiu Lizi who was 1.9 meters tall.
The two of them only walked two steps supporting each other, and then Qiu Lizi fell down very unfortunately. As he fell, all his weight fell on Tao Mihua.
Tao Mihua had been having diarrhea recently, and with all the pressure on her, she couldn't help but become incontinent, and a strange stench filled the entire square.
The crowd that was originally walking back and forth in the square were driven away quickly by the stench of feces, and soon only the master and his two disciples were left.
"Ah! Master, what should I do? Wuuuu!" Tao Mihua cried anxiously. She actually had diarrhea in front of her master!
Recently, Tao Mihua couldn't help but fart, and it happened several times in front of his master, but this was the first time he had diarrhea in front of his master.
Even though Tao Mihua was only ten years old, she actually understood that her master's doting on her went beyond the relationship between master and disciple.
Which woman wouldn’t like a handsome man like Master
Therefore, in Tao Mihua's heart, her master will definitely have an unusual relationship with her in the future.
But he actually made a fool of himself in front of the master who might become his lover.
Will the master no longer like her because of this incident
Tao Mihua was nervous and ashamed. She wanted to faint so as not to face such an embarrassing thing.
Bai Chen pretended not to know. The two masters and apprentices behind him fell, or Tao Mihua pulled them, but he was still striding ahead to clear the way.
Seeing his eldest disciple walking further and further away, Qiu Lizi was so angry that he vomited blood and shouted, "Tao Mishuang, come back quickly."
Bai Chen then rubbed his ears, turned around, and looked very puzzled, "Hey, Master, why didn't you catch up?"
In fact, Bai Chen was already very happy at this time.
Arrogant Qiu Lizi, your hard days are coming!
In this technological society, he is penniless, seriously injured, good-looking, and has a burden by his side.
How are you going to live if you know nothing about this world
Thinking back to the middle-aged lady’s expression just now, she will definitely not give up.
Once a person like Qiu Lizi enters the club, he will probably be at the mercy of others.
Qiu Lizi suppressed his temper and said, "Your junior sister has a stomachache, take her somewhere to get it cleaned up."
It was the first time for Qiu Lizi that his disciple had diarrhea in front of him. If he could use magic, this kind of thing would be a trivial matter and could be solved with a dust-removing spell.
But in the Fox Fairy's illusion, nothing can be used. If you have diarrhea, you have to find a place to wash and change clothes.
"Ah! Junior sister, your stomach aches?" Bai Chen came up to the two of them, "Hmm... It stinks so bad, Junior sister, you actually pooped in front of your handsome master!
Oh, it's so embarrassing. You must want to die after this happened." Bai Chen frowned and covered his nose while speaking.
Tao Mihua: ... Could you please stop bringing up irrelevant issues
The cold air in Qiu Lizi's body was about to freeze, but he had no way to deal with his eldest disciple who was always noisy but did nothing. He could only suppress his hot temper and give orders.
"Find a place with water to wash your sister and change her clothes."
"Ah! Master! Do you really want me to wash your junior sister's poop?" Bai Chen refused to give in and firmly objected, "Do you think it's appropriate
A talented girl like me can't help others wash their shit."
Tao Mihua: ... Please, stop talking about shit all the time. I'm about to collapse.
Bai Chen's non-cooperation really pissed off Qiu Lizi. He held his breath and planned to intimidate Bai Chen again.
However, his pressure was useless, so he could only yell again, "This is an emergency, so what's wrong with you taking care of your junior sister as a senior sister?"
"I can take care of her, but I can't help her wash her poop. I won't do it even if you beat me to death." Bai Chen looked very stubborn, as if he didn't mind being killed or shaved.
Qiu Lizi was really at his wit's end and could only sit on the ground and sulk, hoping that everything was just an illusion and that the Fox Fairy's illusion would end soon.
For a moment, the only sounds that could be heard were Tao Mihua's sobbing and the sound of cars starting on the road.
After a while, Bai Chen's face was tangled again, and then he looked enlightened, "Junior sister, I'm sorry, you must have eaten the meat from the gang men of the monster, so you have stinky poop."
Tao Mihua: ...
Qiu Lizi: ...
Tao Mihua could no longer bear the blow. It turned out that pooping in front of his master was not the biggest blow.
The meat I have eaten during this period was all from the parts of the monsters, which is the most terrifying.
"Wow! Ugh! Ugh!" Tao Mihua couldn't hold back his churning stomach, and he started vomiting violently on the ground with a "wow" sound, almost vomiting out his heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys.
The whole square smelled even worse.
Tao Mihua, who was tortured to the point of being on the verge of death and stinking to death, finally couldn't stand the blow and fainted.
Qiu Lizi was completely speechless. As a born germaphobe, he couldn't think of a way to deal with the dirty and smelly heart.
Bai Chen also looked at a loss and asked his master to make a decision.
There is no way to use spiritual power in this world. It should be suppressed by the way of heaven. Qiu Lizi, who is already in the Mahayana stage, has become an ordinary person with no power at all when he cannot use spiritual power.
But Bai Chen is different. While she is cultivating immortality, she is also practicing martial arts, so her physical and internal strength will not be affected.
In other words, she is now a martial arts master, and her strength is much higher than Qiu Lizi's. In such a plane, it would be much easier for her to abuse these two scumbags.
Qiu Lizi thought for a while, and finally decided to leave here first, so he ordered again: "Hurry up and help the master."
"Oh, okay." Bai Chen walked over and was about to help him, but after thinking about it, he felt that the eccentric Qiu Lizi hated others touching his body, so he retracted his outstretched hand.