"Why don't you just touch your head? Do you need to be so excited? Do you mean that you have no resistance to this kind of behavior?" Xi Ying pretended to think deeply.
"No." How could a dignified pioneer tiger expose his weaknesses to others
"Then you can touch it for me."
"You stinky monk, do you believe I will tear your mouth apart if you say one more word?!" Tiger Pioneer bared his teeth to threaten Xi Ying.
"Oh, come on, who is afraid of whom? I was given as a gift to your king. If there is anything incomplete on me, do you think your king will think that you stole it?"
Xi Ying captured Hu Xianfeng's thoughts very accurately.
"You...how do you know what I think?" Tiger Pioneer looked at Xi Ying blankly, his eyes blinking, and his golden pupils shone with doubt.
It does have a silly sense of déjà vu.
[Because you cheated, you stupid tiger!]
"Okay, let's not waste time here. I haven't had breakfast yet and I'm quite hungry." Xi Ying urged, touching her belly.
Tiger Pioneer: "..."
This Xuanzang is so strange. Since everyone knows that he is being treated as a gift, they must also know that he is about to be eaten.
Why are you still acting so nonchalantly
Sure enough, don’t try to understand the thinking of humans, especially monks.
*
In the cave, the yellow wind monster was humming a tune and drinking wine, in a happy mood.
At this time, a younger brother outside the cave announced: "Your Majesty, the Tiger Pioneer is back!"
The Yellow Wind Monster stood up from his position cheerfully, "Oh, Tiger Boy, how did you find..."
When he saw a person sandwiched under the Tiger Pioneer's creaking nest, his expression froze, and he pointed at Xi Ying and asked, "Don't tell me this guy is Xuanzang?"
Tiger Pioneer finally put Xi Ying down from his creaking nest.
Xi Ying landed lightly, holding her nose and frowning, "Say Tiger, maybe it was because the wind was too strong at first and I didn't smell it, but now my nose is really full of your stench.
Tell me how long it has been since you took a shower? Although you are a monster, do you know that frequent bathing is good for your body? "
The Tiger Pioneer knelt down at the feet of the Yellow Wind Monster with a "pop" sound, and tugged on his trousers with tears streaming down his face: "Your Majesty, can we stew this smelly monk right away? Along the way, he not only tried every means to get He touched my head and beeped in my ear. It was so noisy that my head almost exploded!
You don’t even know how much psychological pressure I endured to successfully bring him back! "
The Yellow Wind Monster glanced at Xi Ying who was standing aside, and then at Tiger Pioneer who was kneeling at his feet. He raised his forehead helplessly and said, "Tiger boy, who asked you to capture Xuanzang
It doesn’t matter if you don’t know that he is a holy monk appointed by Guanyin to go to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures. Don’t you know that he has a gang boss under him... Oh no, I mean, the Monkey King, the Monkey King
Sun Wukong has great supernatural powers and has many connections in heaven! "
Tiger Pioneer was stunned, raised his head and asked, "My lord, don't you have many connections?"
"Then you can't eat him."
"Why?"
The yellow wind monster walked up to Xuanzang, but his terrifying features revealed a gentle smile, "Master Xuanzang, this is a misunderstanding. Really, we have no ill intentions towards you."
"Okay, I believe you. Let Tiger Boy take a bath first, and then ask someone to get me some food. I'm hungry." Xi Ying seemed to treat the Yellow Wind Monster as his little brother.