Bai Wu: "Great, great, great... Grandpa, please stop laughing, it's so embarrassing."
King of Hell: "..." This unlucky great, great, great, great... grandson, how come you don't know how to speak according to the situation!
However, Bai Wu continued: "So you said it wrong. It's not me who is stupid, it's you who are stupid, hehe."
The King of Hell became angry and curled his fingers to hit Bai Wu's forehead, "You kid, how can you talk to your great-great-great...grandfather?"
Bai Wu covered his forehead in pain, his face full of grievance, but he didn't dare to say anything else.
That pitiful little appearance made the King of Hell unbearable.
"You brat, I don't know why your personality is so different from mine. I even doubt whether you are my descendant." The King of Hell said with itchy teeth.
Bai Wu shouted: "Of course I am your descendant! Our family has a family tree, I have seen your portrait, okay! And aren't you the King of Hell? If I am not your descendant, why do you want me when I die? Go find me!"
King of Hell: "Okay, you can deal with Hei Liao alone."
Bai Wu was frightened for a moment and said in a weak voice: "How should I do it..."
The King of Hell began to popularize science: "Black and white impermanence do not necessarily appear in pairs, but almost every black and white impermanence has a partner. Each pair is divided into a group, and each quarter has tasks to complete. If they cannot complete it, the two Individuals are punished.
Why do I say 'almost' all have partners? Because Hei Liao, who is the general manager of Hei Wuchang, has no partner. But because her business ability is so outstanding, even without a partner, she is always the first to complete the tasks of this quarter.
I also thought about increasing her business volume, but no matter how I changed and improved, she could complete it as quickly as possible, which gave me a headache!
All you have to do is gain her approval and become her partner! "
Bai Wu asked: "What if I can't finish it?"
The King of Hell glared at him angrily: "If you can't complete it, then go to the Six Paths of Reincarnation! Don't even think about living in the underworld for a few years and then joining a good family for a better life. Just be a pig!"
Bai Wu was pitiful: "Great, great, great... Grandpa, I don't want to be a pig..."
The King of Hell patted his shoulder lovingly, "If you don't want to be a pig, go find Hei Liao."
…
Xi Ying did not go back to the office, but went home.
The underworld began the same modernization as above four hundred years ago. Except for the places with the characteristics of the underworld, other residential facilities are the same.
Xi Ying took a shower first, and then practiced Qigong in the living room while watching TV.
She is watching Naihe Bridge TV, watching the memories of everyone who has crossed Naihe Bridge.
Before they walk on Naihe Bridge or drink Meng Po soup, they will go through life in their minds. This is what Naihe Bridge TV broadcasts.
It's like watching a TV series, but you don't have to worry about acting.
However, not every story is that interesting, and not every protagonist is good-looking.
Xi Ying felt bored and changed the channel. It was 18TV.
She still prefers this channel, which broadcasts the torture process of evil spirits. It is exciting and violent.
Match her taste and style.
While she was watching with gusto, the doorbell rang.
"Don't you want to die?" The doorbell recorded by Xi Ying rang, startling Bai Wu at the door.
The voice was cold and eerie, as if after hearing these words, his life seemed to be really gone.
But Baiwu came to his senses.
He is already in the underworld, isn't his life already dead