Collect taxes!
Lin Qi suddenly hugged his belly and laughed, collecting taxes in the Black Abyss Prison? Lin Qi looked at the burly men in front of him who were blowing their noses and staring, and felt clear in his heart - just these rubbish, they are definitely not heretics thrown in by the church. Www,QUaNbEn-xIAoShUO,cOM
The expressions on these people's faces were just ordinary street gangsters. They could be treated as heretics by the church and thrown into the Black Abyss Divine Prison. How could there be such bastards? It seems that a certain generation of their ancestors was thrown here. These guys are probably the descendants of those people.
However, being able to be thrown into the Black Abyss Divine Prison by the church shows that the ancestors of these people are not easy people. Danshi, these people are actually using tax collection as an excuse to cause trouble for Lin Qi. It turns out that each generation is worse than the last! Lin Qi squatted down while laughing. He laughed so hard that his intestines hurt.
The faces of several big men turned dark. It was unclear whether they were related to consanguineous marriages. These big men looked almost the same, and their brains didn't seem to work very well. Seeing Lin Qi smiling like this, the man in the lead couldn't help but angrily cursed: "What's so funny about collecting taxes? Master Zhali said that starting from today, you will be the first person to be taxed. You Why don’t you pay your taxes quickly?”
Lin Qi didn't know who Zari was, and even if he knew, he wouldn't care.
Standing up slowly, Lin Qi let out a long breath. He approached the big man and gently poked the big man's chest several times with his fingers: "Hey, brother, are you sure you want to collect taxes from me? Well, how are you going to collect this tax?"
The big man took a step back and cursed loudly: "Stay away from me, bastard, do you know who I am? I am Lord Zari's man!"
Staring at Lin Qi fiercely, the big man puffed up his chest and glanced at the people around him proudly: "Master Zari's sister, Master Zari, said that starting from today, the Black Abyss Market will collect taxes! This, sell People who buy things have to pay sales tax, and people who buy things have to pay transaction tax. Business tax is half of the purchase price, and transaction tax is also half of the purchase price!"
Swallowing hard, the big man looked at the cautious gray goblins and laughed: "You just sold a few stone pots and a hundred kilograms of meat? So you have to pay fifty kilograms of meat for tax."
Then the big man patted Lin Qi's chest hard: "As for you, you use a hundred catties of meat to buy things, so you also have to pay fifty catties of meat!"
People gradually gathered around, and gradually some people began to make loud noises. A black-haired tauren raised his right fist the size of a wine jar and waved it vigorously: "Who dares to ask me to pay taxes? Huh? What bastard dares to ask me to pay taxes?" A bright blue light covered the tauren's head. Human body, he cursed loudly: "That stinky bitch Zari, did you not punish her enough yesterday? Today I want to fuck her to death, she dares to collect taxes from me?"
The arrogance of several big men suddenly disappeared without a trace. They all recognized this tauren. When this big guy over three meters tall began to roar, the big men were like quails in a thunderstorm, with no temper at all. They nodded and bowed and smiled at the tauren. The big man who led the team smiled flatteringly and said: "Lord Moo Guo, you are a good friend of Lord Zari. How can we ask you to collect taxes? Hehe, we are only looking for these. People collect taxes! You are so powerful, of course you have the right to tax exemption!"
The noise all around became louder and louder.
Where is the Black Abyss Divine Prison? A concentration camp for heretics in the church. Of course, some of these heretics are like Lin Qi, relatively innocent and unlucky people who were wronged, but there are more people who are truly out-and-out villains. These people are either powerful personally and ruthless on the outside; or they are insidious and cunning, with all kinds of terrifying thoughts happening at the blink of an eye. …,
Although Black Abyss Market is the territory of the so-called orderers, how can these heretics or their descendants keep order? When the tauren Moo Guo proudly crossed his arms and boasted about his tax-free rights, other powerful heretics ran away.
Among the hundreds of people watching around, in the blink of an eye, more than 30 rays of heavenly fighting spirit and more than 200 haloes of status fighting spirit emerged; then, powerful magic waves spread rapidly, and there were even people wearing black The mysterious mage in the robe carrying several strips of animal meat took out a staff made of white bones, and began to cast curses on several big men.
Lin Qi had already fled to hide in the crowd, and Bilibili was extremely shrewd enough to hide behind Lin Qi's body. Anyway, Lin Qi was tall, and Bilibili could hide between Lin Qi's legs as long as he squatted down. In Bilibili's view, Lin Qi, who can kill a rock lizard alone, is definitely the most powerful humanoid creature in the world, and is the most suitable one to use as a shield.
Several big men who wanted to take advantage of Lin Qi were locked by the auras of hundreds of masters, as if hundreds of mountains were pressing on them. These guys all knelt on the ground and started wailing to the sky and the earth.
"It's none of our business, we're just following orders!"
"Spare your life, spare your life! Master Zari said that this tax will not be levied on you!"
Who will listen to the pleadings of these little people? The mysterious mage holding the bone staff sneered softly, and countless pustules appeared on the bodies of several big men at the same time. Under the pressure of the powerful aura, the pustules on their bodies burst open at the same time, and in the blink of an eye they exploded into a pool of pus and blood that flowed all over the ground.
The mage's bone staff flicked lightly, and several twisted soul shadows flew into his sleeves. A white bone magic bead the size of a fist flew out of the mage's sleeve. After the soul was sucked into the magic bead, several faint ghosts appeared on the pale white magic bead.
At this moment, an angry scream came in.
"Who dares to touch my people? Who dares?"
The crowd suddenly separated, and nearly a hundred strong men wearing armor made of stone flakes, most of them holding stone axes, and a small number of them holding metal daggers, rushed in surrounded by a sheep-headed demon wearing a light yellow robe. This sheep-headed demon has a bulging chest and is obviously a female.
Different from the ugly appearance of the sheep-headed demon Zari, the demon in front of him is slim and has sparse hair. Although the head is also a sheep's head, if Zari's head is a ferocious and ugly old goat head, The head of this demon is the head of a newborn sheep, which indeed looks much more pleasing to the eye.
"Zari!"
"Zari, the goat-headed demon!"
Those onlookers with powerful cultivation sneered at the same time. Not only did they not retreat, but they took a few steps forward. The onlookers with low strength fled around one after another. They rushed back to their own shops and carefully hid behind the door.
As for the gray goblins who sold a set of kitchen utensils to Lin Qi, they had already closed the door of the shop and only looked out carefully through the crack in the door. The door of the shop was trembling, and it could be seen that these gray goblins were trembling behind the door in fear.
The sheep-headed demon Zari rushed into the crowd angrily. She looked at the pus and blood on the ground and jumped two meters high in anger.
"Who killed my man? Who was it?"
The tauren Moo Guo just growled impatiently: "You bitches, stop shouting here, believe it or not, I will kill you later? It's your people who are provoking us, and you want to collect taxes from us? Do you have it?" How many heads? Is this what your brother Zari means? Your law enforcement team wants to collect taxes from us? Do you all want to die?"...,
Those onlookers who still stayed in place looked at Zari with cold eyes.
The mage who killed people and took away people's souls laughed coldly: "Zhali, when the king was here, the law enforcement team was more arrogant in the market. For the sake of the king, we tolerated it. As long as You two, brother and sister, don't go too far, we won't bother to pay attention to you. After all, we are all unlucky ghosts imprisoned by the church, and we should coexist peacefully."
After a few strange laughs, the mage widened his eyes and roared: "But the king is dead, we don't have to give you any more face! In one sentence, if you want to collect taxes, we will kill you! You bitch's bones I made a reservation first, and I’m still missing a pair of skeleton slaves!”
Zari's mouth opened wide. She glanced at the ferocious people around her timidly, and suddenly smiled brightly.
"Oh, you all misunderstood! Taxation is tax-free for those with status and heaven! Of course people and ordinary people have to pay taxes! There are also relatives and friends of everyone with status and heaven. My friend, we don’t even collect taxes!”
With a sneer, Zari suddenly pointed at Lin Qi: "Like this little brother, he has no fighting spirit at all, and he brought so much meat to the market. If you want to collect taxes, you have to look for people like him. My eldest brother and I both You are people who understand etiquette, how can we collect taxes from you?"
When everyone was fleeing just now, Lin Qi did not escape, he remained where he was.
Now that Zari pointed the finger at herself, Lin Qi couldn't help but sigh. What is this mess? Now he is a prisoner, and now he is in jail! Isn’t it possible that even being in jail can make you feel at ease and comfortable
With a wry smile, Lin Qi pointed to his nose: "I am the boss of the hunting team's Fat Bear!"
Everyone looked at Lin Qi, and Mo Guo laughed loudly: "Zhali, although this kid is a bit weak, he is a fat bear!"
Zari's eyes flickered, she glanced at Lin Qi, and suddenly smiled.
"But, little brother, you are so weak...Rules are rules. If you are so weak, you will be taxed. I'm so sorry!"
Lin Qi sighed, then he rushed out and kicked Zari hard in the belly.
There was a "bang" sound, like a big drum being beaten. Lin Qi's kick almost penetrated Zhali's body. Zhali spurted out a mouthful of blood and flew out more than ten meters away from the ground. .
The people brought by Zari were all dumbfounded. They were stunned for a moment, and then rushed toward Lin Qi crazily.
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