Tang Qing's current body is only about ten years old. To put it into detail, she can't even be called a girl. She is at most a loli. In the middle world, she wandered around and the clothes she wore were in tatters. Now she comes to Feng. The first thing he did in Yan's Demonic Palace was that he left it to his maid.
"Go and clean her."
The maids who were able to take personal care of Feng Yan were all smart people. No matter how curious they were, they would not show it on their faces, and would not ask too many questions.
However, under the natural disaster, these maids almost exploded in the end.
Damn it, ten bathtubs have been washed out!
Tang Qing was not an indifferent person, so he felt a little embarrassed when he saw that these maids had been tormented by him for a long time.
"That... I'm sorry."
The maids took a deep breath and warned themselves that this person was a guest brought back by the Venerable, and then smiled and said: "It doesn't matter, this matter has nothing to do with you."
"No, these things were caused by me." Tang Qing said honestly. Seeing the shock on their faces, he added: "I am a natural disaster. Anyone who comes close to me will not end well."
As soon as these words came out, the group of maids who had always been calm all took a step back, and when they stepped back, several maids somehow either stepped on their own skirts or tripped over something, and they all fell to the ground. She looked like she was lying on her back, but she didn't look like the Demon Lord's personal maid.
On the other side, Feng Yan was lazily reading in his dormitory. Halfway through, he suddenly thought of the little girl he brought back, and asked, "How is that girl?"
The servants respectfully stepped forward and reported truthfully: "Returning to Your Majesty, I heard that the bathtub is so bad that no one can last until it is used up, and your personal maids have all suffered varying degrees of injuries."
When Feng Yan heard this, he immediately laughed out loud, "It's interesting." After saying that, he threw the book back on the table and stood up, "Let's go and see what kind of damage that girl has ruined my bathroom. ”
Tang Qing went through a lot of troubles when taking a bath. First, the bathtub was broken, and then the maids who served him changed twice, so forget it! After she finally took a shower and got dressed, before she even got out of the bathroom, she fell down and ate shit!
As soon as Feng Yan walked to the bathroom door, he saw someone flying out of it. If he looked closer, he saw that it was his little slave.
At this moment, the little slave was kneeling in front of him in a five-body posture. Thinking of her flying out of it, Feng Yan laughed out loud, "There is no need to perform such a big ceremony, get up."
Tang Qing was so angry that her teeth itched, but in the end she could only stand up obediently.
I have to say that she is much more pleasing to the eye after being washed. Her fair skin still exudes a faint luster under the moonlight. She has a delicate face, big eyes and a beautiful nose. Because she was steamed by the heat from the bath before, her face is now full of flesh. She was very cute with a faint blush on her face, but compared with her fleshy face, her figure seemed thin. She was malnourished all year round, and even her height was much shorter than her peers.
This led to the following conversation.
Feng Yan looked at the small body that could be blown away by the wind, and couldn't help but ask: "Little slave, are you six years old this year?"
Tang Qing was shocked to hear that, although she looked younger than her peers, there was no way she was under six years old! How lame is this guy
"...ten years old."
Feng Yan looked her up and down and said, "I can't tell."
In response, Tang Qing took a deep breath and tried to hold it back, "How old are you this year?"
"That's a good question." Feng Yan thought for a moment, but in the end he still didn't understand his age. He had lived in this world for too long, and in the end he didn't even bother to remember his age.
Seeing that he was silent, Tang Qing said, "Did you... forget?"
Feng Yan didn't think anything was wrong, so he nodded, but who knew that the moment he nodded, he actually saw a trace of sympathy in his little slave's eyes. That was the look that appeared on a weak person, and he actually looked at him with this look! Intolerable!
Tang Qing never expected that a person who was normal one moment would actually act like a convulsion the next moment! What a coincidence that he hit her in the chest!
Holding her chest, she angrily told the system, "It's his fault that I'll have a flat chest from now on!"
The corner of the system's mouth twitched slightly, "Shouldn't you be more concerned about whether he will beat you to death now?"
Tang Qing: "Oh..."
The system was furious, "Can you please take it into consideration!"
At the end of the banquet, he still resisted the urge to kill her. Although this little girl is young, she has endless charm. She obviously has no spiritual roots in her body, but she can create good formations. When she is older, She is old enough to be her opponent, so I will play with her well when the time comes.
Yes, you read that right, because he was too bored, he had already started to prepare opponents for himself.
However, he held it back, but Tang Qing did not.
"Are you fucking sick?"
system:? ?
I****** may have a mentally retarded host!
Feng Yan was not angry because of her words. On the contrary, he admired her quite a bit. After all, he had heard too much flattery and it was quite touching to hear someone scolding him occasionally.
"I don't have a mother, but I am indeed sick."
"If you're sick, get treatment. Come here, take it with your hand, and I'll show you if it can be saved."
Facing this host who let himself go, the system became completely anxious, "Qingqing, you will be beaten to death sooner or later!"
Tang Qing didn't care, but said: "If you want to be beaten to death, you should be beaten to death. I have never heard of the flattery and flattery at the banquet. As a human being, you should be more real and less clichéd, so that the world can be filled with flowers everywhere."
The system feels that wherever there are flowers around him, there are simply thorns everywhere. If he makes one wrong move, he will be pricked with thorns all over his body!
I have to say that Tang Qing got it right this time when looking at people's hearts.
Feng Yan was not angry, and even extended his hand cooperatively, "Is there any hope?"
Tang Qing took his pulse in a decent manner and finally said: "I am extremely ill and there is no hope of help."
"Hahaha..." Feng Yan laughed. He patted the little girl who didn't even reach his waist. He was in a very good mood.
Tang Qing was knocked directly to the ground by his slap. She slowly stood up and patted the dust on her body. "Next time, can you take care of the future flowers of the motherland?"
"motherland?"
"Oh, it means the world of cultivation."
"But are you sure you are a flower?" Then he gave a high-five, "Oh, the body of natural disaster, it must be a piranha. Well, in this case, my little demon is indeed a flower."
Tang Qing:…
She could no longer talk anymore. Just as she was about to turn around, she heard Feng Yan sigh: "I thought it would fall down, but I didn't expect it was still there."
Tang Qing looked back in confusion, but at the moment she turned back, the bathroom collapsed suddenly without any warning...