Raised by Monster Royalty

Chapter 5: IQ test

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Gu Mingyuan's breakfast was very rich.

A cup of warm milk, two slices of bread, and perfectly fried bacon and eggs.

Although the color of bacon seemed different from what she had seen before...

Mu Le was very satisfied with this.

When Gu Mingyuan finally came to his senses and walked to her side, she was already holding Gu Mingyuan's cup and drinking milk in small sips.

In addition, she was amazingly skilled at spreading jam on bread.

Gu Mingyuan stood aside, rubbed her head casually, and picked up the remaining piece of bread: "Didn't you say you wanted to eat a hamburger?"

"... Yeah." Mu Le knew that they couldn't communicate with each other, so he spoke boldly, "Actually, I don't think sliced bread is very tasty. I'm a Chinese breakfast person! Soup buns, steamed dumplings, and plain noodles are so delicious when they're hot..."

Gu Mingyuan: “…”

This little guy is still a chatterbox.

Mu Le was small now, and she felt full after eating a whole piece of bread. Gu Mingyuan's cup was like a jar to her, so she naturally couldn't finish the milk in the cup.

She didn't care about all that. When the cat at home drank the boiled water from the cup when no one was paying attention, it never thought about whether humans would still use this cup.

After eating and drinking, Mu Le jumped down from the chair.

Gu Mingyuan was standing aside. He also ate a piece of bread, and his movements were much faster than Mu Le's.

When Mu Le was about to pat his butt and leave, he grabbed Mu Le by the back of the collar.

"Don't run." Gu Mingyuan said, "I'll take you to get your IQ tested."

Mu Le: “… ?”

This was the solution Gu Mingyuan came up with last night.

If humans are really intelligent creatures that can communicate and interact, then there is no way they can keep each other as pets.

He did a bunch of shopping online late at night.

The logistics on the planet are very developed and it can be delivered to my doorstep this morning.

Gu Mingyuan temporarily locked Mu Le near the dining table, sat down on a chair himself, and then asked the robot butler to go out and pick up the express.

After receiving the express delivery, Gu Mingyuan was still a little dazed.

- If someone had told him two days ago: You would stay awake in the early morning and go online to buy a little skirt for your baby.

He will let the other party know that not every joke is acceptable.

Now, he was holding the little skirt in his own hands.

Gu Mingyuan looked at Mu Le beside him with a complicated expression.

… Mu Le also looked at him with a complicated expression.

Gu Mingyuan was holding a small pink skirt in his hand.

As we all know, even if they are both pink, a slight color difference can lead to a big deviation. Some pinks are simply synonymous with girlishness, while others are vulgar.

The one in Gu Mingyuan's hand is obviously the latter.

That powder was almost blinding her eyes.

What’s even more terrifying is that the little skirt is made of mesh.

Mu Le took two steps back, his expression of resistance very obvious.

Gu Mingyuan: “…?”

Mu Le recalled what the two orc children said when she chose the wrong answer while playing the children's book -

"That's not right." She said to Gu Mingyuan.

Gu Mingyuan: “…”

The human cub didn't seem to like the little dress he had blindly chosen.

Fortunately, he bought more than one piece of clothing.

Gu Mingyuan took out another gray sweatshirt.

To make it easier for animals to wear the sweatshirt, there are two holes on the hood so the horns can be stuck out.

Mu Le: “…” This seems to be possible.

She nodded reluctantly.

"..." Gu Mingyuan felt that he might not need to take her to have her IQ tested. At least he subjectively believed that this human was an intelligent creature.

But to be honest, there are quite a few animals that behave intelligently.

The interstellar dogs in the army can also "communicate" with them very well and complete their tasks.

… although Stardog doesn’t really know how to say “toilet,” or even “burger.”

Gu Mingyuan took the small clothes in his hand and waved to Mu Le: "Come here, I'll help you change."

Mu Le ran over and took the initiative to reach out to grab the clothes in Gu Mingyuan's hand, and said at the same time: "I, toilet!"

What she meant was that she had to go to the bathroom to change it herself.

Gu Mingyuan understood what she meant, and was even more amazed. He took out another thing from the package...

Mu Le took a look, then: "..."

It was a black cat ear headband.

I didn't expect that in this world where cat girls really exist, there would be props for playing cat girls.

Mu Le snatched the express box and held it in his hands.

Under Gu Mingyuan's gaze, she did not go to the toilet at all, but found a nearby room to hide and change clothes.

When she came out, she was fully armed.

He had a pair of black cat ears on his head, a smoky grey sweatshirt on his upper body, and casual trousers underneath.

It's just that the shoes are too big and baggy, and they seem like they're going to fall off after I take a few steps.

When Mu Le came out, Gu Mingyuan stared at her for three or four seconds.

She suddenly became playful and tilted her head towards Gu Mingyuan, then said: "Meow?"

Gu Mingyuan turned his head silently.

What Mu Le didn't know was that the cats in this world couldn't meow.

In fact, even on Earth, ordinary kittens generally don't meow.

In most cases, the people who make this sound are humans who see cats.

…Mr. Long had no resistance to this kind of cry.

He tried to pretend nothing had happened and lowered his head to put away the things she had left.

After thinking for a moment, he decided to follow the original plan and went out with Mu Le.

He went to Lan Mo's hospital.

As a true feline orc, Lan Mo has the same schedule as a cat, sleeping during the day and coming out at night. He also works the night shift at his home hospital.

It happened to be his turn on duty today, so he had nothing to do.

After Gu Mingyuan took Mu Le there, Lan Mo took the initiative to lead the way and took them to the psychology department to take an intelligence test.

First time finding someone to test a pet.

Moreover, that pet was one that he was eyeing to put on the table.

Lan Mo felt very novel.

"Hey." He said to Gu Mingyuan, "Have you ever tested this one's reaction to a demon spirit?"

Gu Mingyuan frowned: "It's not necessary."

"Not necessarily. There have been cases in the past where interstellar dogs were able to sense demonic spirits." Lan Mo said, pointing a finger at Mu Le, teasing a pet, "Who is smarter, humans or interstellar dogs?"

Mu Le had a natural affinity for him.

Not to mention that this cat boy has a big cat tail that looks fluffy and soft behind him.

The long-haired cat's tail is really amazing!

Mu Le also raised an index finger to him.

The little human and the cat boy held their index fingertips together.

"Wow." Lan Mo laughed, "That's pretty smart."

Gu Mingyuan sneered: "You can also take the test together. It may not be smarter than the interstellar dog."

Lan Mo: “…”

Why are you so fierce

What happened to provoke him again

The big cat's tail drooped unhappily. Lan Mo touched his nose and pointed to the door in front of him: "We're here."

Gu Mingyuan nodded.

Mu Le was pushed in without knowing why.

Her chains had been removed, and she was wearing clothes commonly seen on orc children, with a pair of lifelike fake cat ears on her head. At first glance, she looked no different from an ordinary orc cub.

Before going out, Gu Mingyuan sprayed some perfume on her.

Now her whole body smells very much like Gu Mingyuan's, fresh and pleasant, but feels a bit fierce.

I don't know how he makes a perfume seem aggressive and oppressive.

Anyway, under these packaging.

The doctors who didn't know the real situation didn't know her true identity for the time being.

The inspection took a full hour.

At first she was just filling out forms, then the doctor discovered she was illiterate, then discovered she couldn't even understand what was being said, and finally it gradually turned to making various gestures and playing games.

There are also many simple arithmetic problems.

After Mu Le finished the test, he looked at Gu Mingyuan blankly.

Gu Mingyuan held her little hand and asked the zebra doctor in front of him in a deep voice: "How is it?"

"… Not very optimistic." Doctor Zebra shook his tail and replied, "He has problems with listening, speaking, reading and writing… Preliminary assessment shows that his IQ is around three years old."

Fortunately, Mu Le didn’t understand what he said, otherwise he would have been really angry.

What’s even more infuriating is that Lan Mo suddenly laughed out loud, and then said, “Our interstellar touring dog has the IQ of a six-year-old cub, hahahaha—”

Gu Mingyuan stared at him without saying a word.

Lan Mo: “…” I couldn’t laugh.

He knew where he had offended him.

It did seem a little too bold to laugh at his little pet in front of him.

"No, but!" Doctor Zebra said quickly, "She is very good at playing intelligence games. Don't rush it. She can go to the zoo's preschool class first. There will be no problem."

Gu Mingyuan: "...You mean, you can send her to school?"

"Ah." The doctor tried to choose his words, "I wonder how old this little lady is? If she is too old, it is not a good idea for her to go to the zoo. If that doesn't work, you can hire a tutor..."

Doctor Zebra didn't realize that this was a human.

The reason why she said "going to the zoo is not a good idea" was because she felt that if she was really old enough, she would be excluded by other children.

Gu Mingyuan pondered for a moment.

He put cat ears on Mule today. The age of a cat is the most difficult to judge, but cats are always very small. The cat babies in the zoo are even smaller than Mule.

But if she wears dragon horns...

Well, her body shape is very suitable.

While he was thinking, Mu Le just held his hand and looked around innocently.

She didn't know that the "keeper" next to her was seriously considering whether to send her to take classes with a bunch of three or four-year-old children.

If he knew, he would probably curse at him on the spot.

--Let's not talk about her real age, the age of her body must be eight years old! What's the point of going to preschool