Raising Babies in the 70s

Chapter 77: Whack-a-mole

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After the father came back, the two children threw themselves at the father's legs and clinged to their father in various ways, and they kept yelling at their father and father, looking like my father and I were the most affectionate.

Even the farts that have just come back will be fragrant for two days, and being with Dad is the most refreshing.

Qin Rou watched coldly from the sidelines. The children were clinging to their father. As a mother, she was not jealous at all, and even—

Hahahahahaha.

Very well, the brats are yours.

Don't think that one or two-year-old children are easy to fool. Most children are born to be smart and smart. They watch the dishes and keep testing the bottom line of adults. If you don't pay attention, they will push your nose on your face, and the face changes super fast. You If you want to argue with them, you have to piss yourself off.

The things I had promised so vividly before, I didn't admit it within a few minutes, and I forgot very quickly, and what's even more damning! ! ! ! They only remember what you promised them, and they can't remember what they promised their mother.

When they are obedient, they are obedient, which makes you feel that they are so understanding, well-behaved, lovable, and heart-warming. When they are disobedient, they are also very disobedient, stubborn as hell, and will fight against you in everything.

Now I still deliberately irritate and tease my mother. I feed my mother small biscuits and put them in her mouth.

The two brothers have deep feelings for you and me for a while, and they don’t distinguish between you and me. After a while, they can be dissatisfied because "the banana pancake my brother (brother) ate was a little bigger than mine" and "why does my brother eat one bite of carrot while I eat two?" quarreled.

One second, my elder brother (brother) and I were the best, the best brothers in the world, the next second, we broke up and broke up, and we were no longer brothers. Bye, my mother and I are the best.

The brothers have the same relationship with their mother.

For a while, I love my mother the most, and for a while, I hate my mother the most in the world. I don’t want to talk to my mother anymore. When I really ignore my mother, I will take the initiative to stick to my mother’s side and say that I am the most obedient and obedient baby. The older brother (younger brother) is different, he loves his mother the most.

Bounce back and forth between angel and imp every day.

Qin Rou sighed quietly.

She has now automatically switched the "Mom, I love you the most" that the little boy said into:

—Mom, I'm hungry and I want a snack.

It's really the strongest to pretend to be pitiful.

These two little bastards often give Qin Rou the urge to push them back.

Not to mention anything else, and her pitiful yard, I don’t know how many times I have been plucked by my son. If you pick flowers, it’s fine, and they will drive an excavator for their mother, and dig out the roots and leaves for you .

These two little rascals.

Squeeze a little bit in the east and a little bit in the west, causing the old mother to keep patching.

The old mother, Qin Rou, was really struggling to maintain her own yard, lest her flowers and plants be picked up.

"Daddy, Daddy..." Two baby sharks chased their own daddy.

Lu Yan's father, who just came back and was admired by the stars of his sons, felt the deep love between father and son, "My son is so good."

"Father's good son."

Qin Rou and Jiang Ping were thinking together.

"When I come back, I will spend more time with Zhouzhou and Dumplings."

"Okay, I'll play with them."

Qin Ruo, Jiang Ping, and Comrade Lu were all in high spirits, and it was finally time for a holiday.

They decided together not to talk to the father and son.

Regarding these two little guys, Lao Lu and his wife also have a lot of pain to say. These two little guys are really cute and pitiful. When the two brothers get together, their destructive power is doubled. You are not clear-headed, plus there are two chatterboxes, and you have to quarrel about what's wrong with your brother, what's wrong with your younger brother, and there are a lot of chattering about nothing.

Big cousin Xia Mingxi was afraid of their duet of magic sounds.

He can't fight two with one small talker.

These are the two mole brothers, one pops up here, the other pops up there, like whack-a-mole, just as you press it down, the other pops up again, making your liver hurt with anger.

It is also very troublesome to be entangled by these two little moles.

Obviously, the plastic brotherhood of the three of them is not so good, but when the elder brother Xia Mingxi made an appointment with someone to go out to play, the two mole brothers suddenly stopped loving grandma and mother. I love the big cousin the most now, I will show you a "Send-off" for you, dragging you and not allowing you to go out, you must take us with you when you go out, otherwise it will be wow...

"I don't want anyone else, I just want Brother Xixi to play with me!!"

"As long as brother!!"

Xia Mingxi: "..."

I don't want to play with you now.

Xiao Ming only wants to play with children of the same age.

Chen Jingyi is also very afraid of these two little cousins. They are never alone, but in groups. Although the two brothers have constant internal conflicts, they always have the same idea when facing outsiders. It is unanimous.

"Jingyi Guoguo, watch Huabing with me..."

"Hey, it's torn off."

"Brother Xixi hates me the most. I just want to play with Brother Jing Yi."

Chen Jingyi: "..." No, I don't want to play with you.

They are still two dwarfs, but now they are very eager to participate in the big friend's game, okay, let the two dwarfs join in, but Xia Mingxi and Chen Jingyi, who are seven or eight years old, have already begun to reason and like to play Some rules-based games are fun only when there are rules, but these two guys are extremely unreasonable! ! !

It's fine if one person is unreasonable, but the two of them are unreasonable together! ! !

— Ah get out of our game! !

I don't want to be entangled by these two companions.

"Dad, Dad, ride a horse..."

This is a game that the two little guys have been looking forward to for a long time. This is how they play with their father in the big yard.

It's a pity that they only have one father, and the two of them have to take turns riding.

Lu Yan: "..." Help, help.

"Brother Lu, you are back, you are responsible for coaxing the child to sleep."

Qin Rou hates coaxing children to sleep the most. Before going to bed, these two little cubs say "I'm so tired, mom, I want to sleep", but after going to bed - I'm refreshed! ! !

Mom, you have to tell stories, mom, you have to play with us.

Believe in their evil.

Qin Rou: "..." I'm sorry, I want to sleep, the children in the kindergarten before were not so annoying.

Flies come in pairs.

Coaxed and coaxed, I went to sleep first.

The two brothers will be angry when they see their mother who is asleep, but the mother actually fell asleep first.

Qin Rou also discovered a very strange thing, for example, when she put the child to sleep, she was so sleepy.

But when the baby is asleep...

- I'm refreshed! ! ! !

After returning home for two or three days, Lu Yan has received the transformation of social brotherhood, and has become more rational when facing the sweet words and flirting and hugging of her sons.

"Daddy Daddy... I want this I want this..."

"dad… "

Got stuck on by buzzing flies.

There is nothing to say, I miss life without cubs very much.

When the two babies were in his mother's womb, it was the happiest time he had ever lived.

Now he doesn't have many other things at home, but the condom is the most well prepared.

After spending time with the children, Chief of Staff Lu hugged his wife and shut himself up as soon as he returned to his room.

Qin Rou encouraged him: "Go through it, what's the matter with a child riding a horse, at most it's just a child pouring urine on his body, what are you afraid of? Isn't it?"

Lu Yan: "...that's why you fed coconut milk to the kids when they were riding me?"

"Don't blame me and Zai Zai, please, they already know how to boo."

Lu Yan took the two children to play on the small lawn in the yard. Qin Rou sat under the thatched umbrella, looked at the big and small children in front of her, and made herself a cup of milk tea decisively.

She rested her chin on her hands and thought, finally I can resume my days of drinking tea.

This day is really beautiful, seeing her father with the baby, she seems to have seen the sky in the liberated area, the genius in the liberated area is the blue sky, the sky is so blue, the clouds are so white, the little sea breeze is so comfortable.

It will be better if the child grows up.

On the second floor, Huang Xinying saw the little tea essence next door drinking tea again, and felt a little heartbroken.

When I saw the twins next door, the heartbeat suddenly eased a little.

The little Dundun of their family is about to be one year old. Zhang Tuanzhang and his wife have a headache raising a baby. They really don’t know why they stepped into such a pit. It’s hard for the eldest son to be more sensible now. .

The two boys from the next door came here once, and they raised the two boys and it hurt twice.

Hey, this little kid is crying and making noises at night, making people unable to sleep, I really want to push him back.

Zhang Tuanzhang and his wife, who originally wanted to fight for a third child, did not want to have a child at all.

Head Zhang: "..."

"Oh, thanks to being a father with Lao Liu."

Head Zhang didn't know whether it was comfort or sympathy, anyway, he couldn't gloat anymore.

Tiaotiao, the daughter of Political Commissar Liu's family, is really the right name, because this child is really Tiaotiao, she is very energetic, whether it is learning to crawl, walk or talk, she learns very quickly, and she can parrot tongues at a young age. His shrill voice is so loud that even if he doesn't know how to speak, he can yell at you, causing political commissar Liu's family to suffer.

Lao Liu doesn't dare to show off his daughter in front of him now, and he and Hua Hua's mother have probably thought about it countless times, wanting to put their daughter back.

It's too jumpy.

—It’s really worth it! ! ! !

Seeing Tiao Tiao's daughter in other people's family, Head Zhang's mentality is balanced. Although I don't have a daughter, at least my son is not so dancing.

Sometimes, in private, Old Liu would silently say to Head Zhang, "Say I want to change my daughter's nickname." For example, Pingping or something.

Head Zhang will calmly persuade him at this time: "Jumping is good, children who are more lively are smart, jumping, energetic, how healthy your daughter is, as parents, don't we want our children to be healthy?" ?"

"My son's nickname is Dundun. I still think this name is too stocky and not lively enough."

"He was sick before. It's troublesome for this child to be sick, and the whole family is devastated. Your family has never been sick, right? It's better to get this name."

Old Liu: "..."

Old Zhang is right, jump, be lively, jump.

But it doesn't work if it's too jumpy, why is a girl so fierce.

"From childhood to old age, you said that my family dances, if she grows up, she will still be so lively..."

"Am I a little sorry for my in-law's family after Tiaotiao?"

Head Zhang will even persuade him with good intentions: "It's okay, the eighteenth female college student, don't worry too early, even... it's okay, don't think too much, let her husband and in-laws worry about it in the future."