At the end of the year, when each family makes new clothes, the pigs who don’t have new clothes to wear are out of luck, and a batch of killing pigs will start again. Every commune, farm, and army are killing pigs.
Before, on the way back from get off work, Qin Rou met a pig running wildly with a knife stuck in its neck, causing the ground to be bloody, making it look like a murder scene, with a group of men chasing and intercepting it.
"It's there!!"
"Hurry up, hurry up!!"
The villagers chasing pigs is not bad, the soldiers in the army chasing pigs is more interesting, they also know strategy, outflank left and right, but... still accompany the pigs to waste energy, until the pigs finally fell to the ground due to excessive blood loss Then everyone relaxed.
"Who is killing pigs this year? Let recruits kill pigs again?"
"It's a tradition for recruits to kill pigs, and it's a way to exercise their courage."
"Who killed the pig, who killed the pig?"
"The few pigs slaughtered this year were all punished to do push-ups."
…
The Chinese New Year is full of all kinds of strange accidents. Qin Rou went home without any surprises. This year, during the Chinese New Year, she still bought a lot of mackerel. The Spanish mackerel on Jiaodao seems to be mackerel too. According to Lu Comrade Yan said, their Spanish mackerel dumplings are delicious.
"My mind is full of food right now."
People depend on food, who can not think about eating
This year, their family's courtyard slaughtered the new year's pigs relatively late. When the pork was distributed, Qin Rou dragged Lu Yan and the two cubs, each with a basin in their hands, and came to get the pork together. The whole family wanted to be neat like this.
"I want a pig's trotter, Lu Yan, you carry it. This year, if you have a pig's trotter, your hands and feet will be stronger next year!"
Lu Yan: "?"
Zhouzhou and Jiaozi immediately said: "I am me!!"
The two of them held a small basin in their hands, which was the atmosphere group that came here to make up for it.
Qin Rou: "In addition to taking the trotters, Dad also has to add suet."
"As for the cubs... Cubs, let's get some lean meat, let me have a piece of lean meat, next year... um..." Forgive her for not being able to think of anything else.
Lu Yan smiled and said, "Be as strong as a pig next year."
Qin Rou: "..."
Take lean pork and get stronger? This is not logical.
Fortunately, the children have no logic.
After hearing what their father said, the two cubs nodded and said happily:
"Eat meat!!"
Yes, their wishes are extremely simple, but they just want to eat meat.
"Daughter-in-law, you take the pork belly." Lu Yan smiled and blinked, looking at her inexplicably.
Qin Rou emphasized: "...I take pork belly and lean meat!!"
"Okay, okay, just like a child, eat stronger."
"No." Qin Rou kicked him, which woman wants to get fat
"Mom, also become stronger, don't be robbed by monkeys."
"Grow taller, both of you."
Zhang Chengbei saw the whole family of the Lu family next door dispatched to divide the pork, and he also brought his wife and children over. Their family Xiaodundun is now thin and small, looking like a skinny monkey, and has a very personality Lively, he would go to the yard to pull the flowers and plants planted by his father.
What a nasty brat.
Zhang Chengbei brought his son to share the pork, while Wang Yuanzheng stood near the head of the regiment holding his daughter, Xiao Niannian. His daughter, Niannian, was extraordinarily white, tender and cute, with a soft and well-behaved personality. She just learned to speak not long ago. Calling on Dad's shoulder: "Daddy."
This precious daughter, Niannian, is Lao Wang's darling.
Now that he has a daughter, he is satisfied with everything. He only thinks that his daughter is the cutest child in the world. How happy is he to have a wife and a daughter
Sure enough, it was a blessing from the old Lu family.
"Hey, call me daddy, call me daddy."
Xiao Niannian looked at her father who was close at hand, and said softly: "Dad..."
Wang Yuanzheng's face immediately smiled like a chrysanthemum, piercing Zhang Chengbei's eyes green.
Xiao Niannian of the Wang family is really cute, with big eyes and fair skin. When talking, she will smile shyly, which is very affectionate and her voice is soft.
"Tell me that I like my father and mother the most."
"Like Dad, Mom..."
"Let's eat meat tonight."
"Father... eats meat."
…
Zhang Chengbei watched the conversation between father and daughter with a dark face. This kind of cute and obedient daughter should have been his.
— Myocardial infarction.
He looked down at his son Dundun's pair of "little black hands" raised inexplicably, and he felt even more heartbroken.
Zhang Chengbei stared at Wang Yuanzheng.
This superb man surnamed Wang had better stay away from him! ! !
Get away with his lovely daughter! ! !
— It’s better to dance.
Zhang Chengbei really misses Commissar Liu who is holding his daughter. Only when he sees Commissar Liu who is holding his daughter, can he smile knowingly, Old Liu, where are you? Let's divide the meat together.
Now there are more and more children around, and head Zhang, who is conscious of his heroism, has started to say redundancies.
I really said Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived.
Old Liu really came here with his daughter in his arms. Zhang Chengbei's eyes lit up when he saw Tiaotiao.
"Jump!!"
——The same little black hand as his son.
Ouch, little hands that are darker than his son's little paws, where do you think this little girl came from
This little black hand saw him very kindly, if other people's daughters were like this, then he would feel much more at ease.
The cure for his daughter's heart attack.
"Uncle Zhang!!" Tiaotiao was very happy to see Head Zhang, because Uncle Zhang seemed to follow her in everything, and... Uncle Zhang would always persuade her father to treat her well, and would praise her in various ways.
So she was very kind to Zhang Chengbei, as if meeting her old father.
She opened her little black hands and tried to throw herself into Uncle Zhang's arms.
"Hey!!" Zhang Chengbei deserved to be extraordinarily loud, and the miracle drug of joy came, and he was also happy to watch his own old Liu's good show.
It was Lao Liu, father and daughter, who won his favor the most.
Zhang Chengbei took Tiaotiao from Political Commissar Liu's arms, hugged her happily, and Xiao Tiaotiao giggled happily.
"Uncle Zhang!!!"
Political Commissar Liu stood aside with a dark face. Seeing the interaction between Zhang Chengbei and Tiaotiao, as an old father, he felt very jealous: "I don't know, I thought Tiaotiao was your daughter."
The jealous jar in my heart is about to be overturned, this is his old Liu's own daughter.
Zhang Chengbei grinned heartily, and returned the Tiaotiao in his arms to Political Commissar Liu, but in front of him calmly, he patted his old Liu on the shoulder very calmly, "Which one of our old partners is right? You Isn't the daughter my daughter... "
Hohooooo happy...
Xiao Tiaotiao, who returned to his father's arms, tilted his head and asked, "Uncle Zhang!! Do you want to be my godfather?"
Zhang Chengbei: "..." Well...
Although he likes a daughter like Tiaotiao in other people's families, it doesn't mean he wants a daughter like Tiaotiao himself.
Fortunately, he didn't need to respond. Commissar Liu was the first to furiously say: "You only have one real father, don't go around trying to identify your father, Lao Zhang, don't listen to her nonsense, she and Lu Yan, Wang Yuanzheng, Jiang Dui, Lao Xietou, Sun Jiabao... all of them said this..."
Having been a political commissar for many years, Comrade Liu Political Commissar is also exceptionally wise. He deeply understands the wisdom of speaking, so in what he said just now, it is true that his daughter jumped around to recognize her godfather, but she only took the initiative to recognize Lu Yan, Team Jiang waits for a few people to become fathers.
But his own father doesn't want his own daughter to recognize so many fathers.
When the time comes, Tiaotiao will recognize all the male officers in the academy as godfathers, how will he deal with himself as a real father
Pooh.
My daughter is my father.
"Your daughter knows so many godfathers?" After hearing this, Zhang Chengbei's expression became uneasy.
Lao Lu, Lao Wang, and Lao Jiang even have Lao Xie... This is too much! ! !
Hmph, this smelly Tiaotiao has recognized so many godfathers, and now he only thinks of him, Uncle Zhang, Zhang Chengbei feels aggrieved.
Obviously he is so good at this Tiaotiao, the stinky Tiaotiao has no conscience.
Zhang Chengbei is jealous, why should he be ranked behind Lao Jiang and Lao Xie, Zhang Chengbei is jealous to death, and asked Tiaotiao: "You have recognized so many godfathers, why did you only think of your Uncle Zhang now?"
Commissar Liu: "... her child, she recognizes one when she sees one, and thinks that if she has more fathers, she will have confidence. Don't believe her children are joking, she is only my biological father, and she does not recognize her godfather!!!!"
Tiaotiao shook his head: "Uncle Zhang, you are my real father!"
Commissar Liu: "???!!!"
Uncle Zhang: "?!!!!"
"What nonsense are you talking about?" Commissar Liu was really annoyed. He asked his daughter, "Who taught you nonsense?"
"Well...Old Liu, don't be so fierce with Tiaotiao, she is still young and doesn't understand anything, what she says is also a child's nature, don't take it too seriously." Zhang Chengbei gloated, alas, this little Tiao Tiao called him his own father. Although he didn't want to be her own father, it sounded more comfortable.
—She wants him to be her own father even more.
Zhang Chengbei felt a little inexplicably moved, thinking that your Uncle Zhang really didn't love you for nothing.
"My grandma taught me." Tiao Tiao replied without thinking.
"Huh? Your grandma taught you?" Political commissar Liu was also stunned for a moment, not to mention that his own father was also stunned, even Zhang Chengbei next to him and Wang Yuanzheng on the other side were also stunned.
Does grandma still teach children this at home
"What did your grandma say?" Commissar Liu thought something was wrong, what did his mother say to Tiaotiao
Tiaotiao laughed and said, "Grandma said, Huahua's mother and brother, grandma and sister-in-law, we are a family, and father is an outsider, so we don't kiss outsiders."
Because she was a child, she nodded and counted with her head down, trying very hard to finish counting the family members.
Commissar Liu: "..." Not kissing outsiders
I am an outsider
Xiao Tiaotiao raised his hand and slapped his father's face, "Grandma said, don't kiss outsiders."
"You are an outsider!!!"
When Zhang Chengbei saw this scene, he was taken aback for a while. He had heard about the reputation of that old lady of the Liu family, but he didn't expect... Hey, is he still teaching children like this at home
Grandma said, Dad is the outsider
Children generally don't tell lies. She will repeat what an adult taught her. This must be said many times before she can remember it so clearly.
Zhang Chengbei was suspicious: "Is father an outsider?"
The grandma in this family is really extraordinary.
"Don't kiss my father, kiss my uncle!! Uncle Zhang hugs..." Xiao Tiaotiao bounced in his father's arms and wanted to fall into Uncle Zhang's arms.
Compared with the strict smelly father, the gentle and amiable Uncle Zhang is more kind.
Political Commissar Liu's face darkened completely.
Zhang Chengbei: "..."
This, this, this...
Commander Zhang's complexion didn't look good either.
What's going on with this old Liu's family? Don't be misleading? Zhang Chengbei looked at his son's little black hand, and then at Tiaotiao's little black hand, and felt that this scene could easily be misunderstood...
Dundun looked up at his own father curiously: "Dad?"
At this time, Lu Yan and Qin Rou's family were about to walk back after sharing the meat, holding a cup of lean meat dumplings and asked curiously: "Is Dad an outsider?"
Zhou Zhou interjected, "A kiss with uncle?"
Head Zhang has a heart attack: "..." Don't tarnish his reputation! ! !
Political Commissar Liu had a heart attack: "?!!!!" What are those women at home doing? !
Lu Yan: "..." What the hell
Qin Rou, who has witnessed the whole process: "..."
She suddenly remembered the story her sister told her. Primary and middle school students in this era need to march and train. During the training, they will pass passwords, and the passwords may gradually become true as they spread, for example, "There is water ahead." It gradually became "there is a ghost ahead".
If you walk a lot at night, you will always meet ghosts and do bad things behind your back. Be careful that you will be exposed like this.
"Our father is not an outsider, you have to kiss him."
"Little Dumpling, let's go home."
Zhou Zhou said: "Zhouzhou and Jiaozi love father and mother the most."
"Zhouzhou is awesome! Let's go home."
Listening to the words of the two cubs is really pleasing to the ear. If it weren't for the fact that they were still holding the pig's trotters, they really wanted to hold the two cubs in their arms. Captain Lu turned around and turned around with a bright smile on his handsome face. In the bright light, it looks particularly... dazzling.
"Son, Dad loves you and Mom too."
Head Zhang who was stabbed in the eye: "... Dundun, you said you love me the most."
Dundun repeated honestly: "You love me the most."
Although he is thin and small like a monkey, but Xiaodundun is indeed very upright, he can say whatever he wants, and he can say whatever his father wants. The skin on his face is relatively thin, and when it is tense, there will be A lot of serious baby fat.
Head Zhang: "..."
Political Commissar Liu, who listened to the interaction of Head Zhang, hugged his daughter to dance. He wanted to laugh but couldn't figure it out. He couldn't do it anymore. He had to go back and ask the women at home exactly what he taught him to dance.
"Tiao Tiao, say you love Dad the most."
"I love uncle, uncle is good to me..."
Captain Zhang left with Dundun sullenly, forget it, he had better share the meat and go home.